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	<title>BOB eWrestling &#124; Rant Zone Archive!</title>
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		<title>Gluttons for Punishment 2 Results!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/05/03/gluttons-for-punishment-2-results/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/05/03/gluttons-for-punishment-2-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 03:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1411</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[INTERCOURSE, Pa. – Every title changed hands at Brawlers On a Budget&#8217;s latest mega event, Gluttons for Punishment 2. The biggest shocker? The new ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS wasn&#8217;t even booked into the TITLE match!
Scatman def. Dr. Silaconne M. Plants via pinfall to win THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS to cap the night [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #20 Results!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/04/23/total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-20-results/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/04/23/total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-20-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1408</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[SIN CITY – Chaos. That one word best sums up Brawlers On a Budget&#8217;s Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #20. The night began with 10 hellacious chair shots, and ended with the ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS tapping out in the middle of the ring. 
ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Dr. Silaconne M. Plants def. Sarah [...]]]></description>
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		<title>March Mayhem 2009 Results!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/04/15/march-mayhem-2009-results/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/04/15/march-mayhem-2009-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1406</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants, Brawlers On a Budget&#8217;s ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS, shocked the parody e-wrestling world on March 11 when (in an attempt to &#8216;prove&#8217; himself as the greatest ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS of all time) he proclaimed that he would defend THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS in the original March [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! 19 Results!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/04/09/total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-19-results/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/04/09/total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-19-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1403</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[SIN CITY &#8211; Death and You Gotta Be Kidding Me I Ain&#8217;t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin&#8217; Mind T&#038;A XX Division Hardcore Champion Hamster Girl went &#8220;6 Rounds&#8221; in a memorable You Gotta Be Kidding Me I Ain&#8217;t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin&#8217; Mind T&#038;A XX Division Hardcore Title [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #18 Results!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/03/25/total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-18-results/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/03/25/total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-18-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1401</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[SIN CITY &#8211; Gluttons for Punishment 2 is right around the corner, but before we get to Brawlers On a Budget&#8217;s next On-Demand, the next two editions of iMPLOSION will feature FOUR title matches, all of which were drawn at random on Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #18! In the next month, BOB&#8217;s entire championship landscape [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #17 Results</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/03/18/total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-17-results/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/03/18/total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-17-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SIN CITY – On Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #17, Steve Studnuts mystery tag team partner derailed Brawlers On a Budget&#8217;s plans to showcase the first-time ever meeting between Studnuts and Trey Vincent in the main event at MegaBrawl III: Season of the Witch this December. 
That mystery partner? Vincent. BOB&#8217;s Executive Producer made his official [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bearly Legal Results!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/28/bearly-legal-results/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/28/bearly-legal-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 02:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1350</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[SIN CITY — Thanks to a sinister conspiracy, Dr. Silaconne M. Plants successfully defended the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS against American Panda at Brawlers On a Budget&#8217;s Bearly Legal On-Demand, thanks to help from Death and Acting BigBOSS and Swiss Army Belt champion Kid Pirate. 
With referee Vicky Jean incapacitated, the Sin City crowd [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wrestling &amp; Romance</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/17/wrestling-romance/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/17/wrestling-romance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fetish Freaks</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1348</guid>
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[Scatman, who has clearly had more than a few beers, is stood in his roach infested kitchen smoking a joint as the last few seconds count down on his microwave. He, being Scatman, is a very disgusting individual and is heating up a plastic toy baby to give his pet dog to play with.]
Scatman: Sweet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The doctor is Insane</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/17/the-doctor-is-insane/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/17/the-doctor-is-insane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 10:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam Sam The Dancing Yam</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1345</guid>
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[The normal calm collective and insanely silly Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam wants to reply to the unjustified remarks made to him by that evil Doctor of Shitinomics, the insane one, the man who's been institutionalized - Dr. Plants.]
SSTDY &#8211; Normally I&#8217;d be sitting here drinking my Yam Juicetm, but Mr. Plants has got me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To be&#8230; or not to be. Crazy.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/16/to-be-or-not-to-be-crazy/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/16/to-be-or-not-to-be-crazy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:59:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1336</guid>
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[Last time on “The Life and Times of the Dirtiest Boobie Enhancer in Wrestling Today™”:]
Surgeon: I’m going to write you a consult to a colleague of mine, he can…. ummm, help you.
SMP: As long as he takes out my fucken jugular, it’s a deal.
Surgeon: Yeah, he can take out your fucken jugular. *rolls eyes* Excuse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Boards, but same old Sam</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/15/new-boards-but-same-old-sam/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/15/new-boards-but-same-old-sam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 04:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam Sam The Dancing Yam</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1339</guid>
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[As we fade up to yet another rant from eWmania's Champion of Champions, Sam, Sam The Dancing Yam, we can't help but wonder what life will be the same now that for some silly reason they've changed boards.]
SSTDY &#8211; I got lost on the way over. Ended up on a website for single people. I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bottom Of The Barrel</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/15/bottom-of-the-barrel/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/15/bottom-of-the-barrel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 00:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fetish Freaks</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1334</guid>
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[Scatman is at a house show… seems they only run every so often and just for rants.]
Scatman: I have something to say! Jerri has been turning me on so much lately… maybe it’s because I’m sick in the head but her matches lately have been sloshing around in my head like a fine brandy in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Winner. Winner. Kobe likes fried chicken for dinner?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/11/winner-winner-kobe-likes-fried-chicken-for-dinner/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/11/winner-winner-kobe-likes-fried-chicken-for-dinner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:25:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1330</guid>
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(The Great walks in to Little Johnny’s room as Johnny frantically tries to reboot Cyborg Angelina X. Not like that, you sick, perverted perverts! Get your mind of the gutter! Johnny’s in kindergarten for crying out loud! Shame on you! Shame on you all! Ummmmmmmm.
Yeah.)
The Great: Johnny? What are you doing?
Little Johnny: Obviously rebooting my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Winner, Winner, Stuck It In &#8216;Er!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/10/winner-winner-stuck-it-in-er/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/10/winner-winner-stuck-it-in-er/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 05:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1328</guid>
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It IS 24 hours (or so) before the big show in Sin City, Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION 16! It is set to feature one of the biggest one on one matches in the history of our sport in the form of Kobe Gyant versus The Great. Oh yeah! Last second RPing bitches!   To [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bunny Booty</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/10/bunny-booty/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/10/bunny-booty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam Sam The Dancing Yam</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1326</guid>
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[Sam, Sam The Dancing Yam after using WWYN (World Wide Yam Networktm the Yam's internet) and surfing the Brawlers on a Budget website discovers the existance of the one known as Hamster Girl]
SSTDY - So I am not the only genetically modified personage in extistance in BOB? Say it ain&#8217;t so Voice in My Head.
[It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Too Much Bubblegum!!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/10/too-much-bubblegum/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/10/too-much-bubblegum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:40:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamster Girl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1324</guid>
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[Cotton candy, sugar, fireworks, pizza, ice cream, rollercoasters and skateboarding. It was all a haze of candy fueled insanity that had finally come to an end. Hamster Girl was sat on the floor, leaning against the wall of a disco.]
Hamster Girl: I am soooooo hung over.
[Empty packets of ice cream sandwiches and soda bottles lay [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Never submit to the Yam</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/09/never-submit-to-the-yam/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/09/never-submit-to-the-yam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam Sam The Dancing Yam</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1321</guid>
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[Amazing! Spectacular! Absolute Fluke! Some of the words used to describe Sam Sam The Dancing Yam's victory over eWmania Champion Jive. He now returns to BOB to make a choice. A great choice even. Can he possibly take on the that scurge of the seven wrestlers Kid Pirate for the Swiss Army belt and jack [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Serpent&#8217;s Egg</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/08/the-serpents-egg/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/08/the-serpents-egg/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 11:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tia Tarr</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1319</guid>
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[Open to a bleak countryside, littered with barren trees and pools of muddy water large enough to fit whales in them. The camera pans backwards to reveal we were actually looking through a window. A man stands, looking out through the glass as he smokes a cigarette. He steps backwards and turns with the camera, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tag with the booby man</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/05/tag-with-the-booby-man/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/02/05/tag-with-the-booby-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>American Panda</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Yam Standard</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/30/the-yam-standard/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/30/the-yam-standard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam Sam The Dancing Yam</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1309</guid>
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[Sam, Sam The Dancing Yam is standing solemnly in front of the camera.]
SSTDY – Ladies and gentle persons of the United States of outside the Yam Field just outside of New Jersey. It has been brought to my attention, that certain personages, namely that evil person hater Axl seems to think that 1) I am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #15 Results!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/30/total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-15-results/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/30/total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-15-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1307</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[SIN CITY &#8211; At MegaBrawl 2, Dr. Silaconne M. Plants became the second Grand Slam Champion in history when he defeated Steve Studnuts to capture both Not Good Enough to Fight Alone Tag Team Titles, the Swiss Army Belt, and the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS. Just a month later, Plants was looking to cash [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blood Sausage</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/24/blood-sausage/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/24/blood-sausage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 08:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fetish Freaks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[rant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1305</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[Scatman is humping a cardboard cutout of Axl.]
Scatman: You don’t get to make unfunny wordplays juxtaposing ewmania and schizophrenia together and get away with it fat boy.
CSC: Scatman, Axl isn’t fat.
Scatman: I was being facetious, when my poo sticks to him like white on rice he will be.
[Scatman then picks up a cardboard cutout of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Novel Idea</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/23/a-novel-idea/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/23/a-novel-idea/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[rant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1303</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
*TV* : The Siiimpsooons&#8230;
[The screen opens to Homer Simpson. At home. On the couch. Watching tv. A voice eminates from the television speakers...]
Kent Brockman: Breaking news, ladies and gentlemen. It appears as though the entire world&#8217;s supply of donuts -
Homer: Mmmm, donuuuts.
Kent Brockman: &#8211; has been depleted.
Homer: What the hell does that mean?
Kent: They&#8217;ve vanished.
Homer: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A GREAT Start to 2009!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/20/a-great-start-to-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/20/a-great-start-to-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1300</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Kobe Gyant is hooking up his brand new 40-inch monitor, which he scored at a Circuit City going out of business sale by dipping into his personal independent wrestling fortune, which is stored in the Cayman Islands, which is a British overseas territory located in the western Caribbean Sea, which is comprised by the islands [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tomb Raider</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/20/tomb-raider/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/20/tomb-raider/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1298</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[Open up to Jerri’s bedroom, painted neon pink with smoky blue light poking through the blinds. She is sat at a vanity table getting ready for a BOB charity event, dressed in a tight white dress. A man I sat on the bed behind her with his hands on either side of his head, unable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not a good start in 2009</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/15/not-a-good-start-in-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/15/not-a-good-start-in-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/15/1294/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
(A camera zooms in on hand written sign taped to The Great&#8217;s front door.)
Please come back in a couple of weeks, The Great had to sell The Great&#8217;s PC and take a part time second shift job to help cover the costs of XBOX360, a 50 foot USB cable, a router, and Halo 3 for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Champion Gear</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/14/champion-gear/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/14/champion-gear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fetish Freaks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[rant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1292</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[Open to a dimly lit, green tiled bathroom decorated with ornamental, golden bamboo and black marble sinks. A man in a mask is stood on the left side of the screen with his back to the camera. Shit is smeared across the walls to spell out ‘HELL ON EARTH!’ The man turns his neck to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Take out my fucken jugular</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/14/take-out-my-fucken-jugular/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/14/take-out-my-fucken-jugular/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[rant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1289</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants is seen sitting in what appears to be a waiting room, more apparent after a woman in tight fitting neon green scrubs sticks her head out of a nearby door…]
Nurse: Mr. Donally, the surgeon will see you now.
[A man walks in front of the camera focused on SMP, he’s dressed in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No apparent reason except fun</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/14/no-apparent-reason-except-fun/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/14/no-apparent-reason-except-fun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 10:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam Sam The Dancing Yam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[rant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1283</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[In den erstaunlichen Land von Sam Sam die Dancing Yam, können wir sehen, dass er sich bei einem kleinen Rest in der Hoffnung, gewinnt für einen Kampf auf BOB erste Show des Jahres im Januar Zwanzig Achtel.]
SSTDY - Speak English you fool. I don&#8217;t wish to have to rely on an unreliable Translator when it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ma eat ya fucken jugular. That&#8217;s how!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/13/ima-eat-ya-fucken-jugular-thats-how/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/13/ima-eat-ya-fucken-jugular-thats-how/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>American Panda</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1287</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[The camera pans into what seems to be a mock-set of the Oval Office in which behind the desk we see the chair is turned with it's back to the camera.  As the camera slowly comes in closer to the desk the chair slowly swivels so that we can see it's occupant.
Wearing a cowboy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>panda&#8230;. monium?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/10/panda-monium/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2009/01/10/panda-monium/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 16:57:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[rant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1285</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants and Nurse Heidi are located in Plants’ new office, “Leave it to Cleavage”, the smell of new paint and non-descript floor polisher clings in the air. Dr. Plants looks visibly nervous as he watches a brand new Sharp - AQUOS 65" Class 1080p Flat-Panel LCD HDTV which he purchased for just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bathroom Scene</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/23/bathroom-scene/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/23/bathroom-scene/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Bananas</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1280</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[Open to a bottle of talcum powder, a glass of toothbrushes, an eyelash curler and a razor blade beneath a mirror in a hotel bathroom. Joe Bananas is smiling as he looks at himself in the mirror and smokes the remains of a joint. His part time girlfriend, a half black half samoan girl named [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MegaBrawl II Results!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/16/megabrawl-ii-results/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/16/megabrawl-ii-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 04:58:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1267</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[RESULTS FROM BRAWLERS ON A BUDGET’S MEGABRAWL II!

SMP takes home all the gold in a bloody cage match, BOB has a new Acting BigBOSS, and a zoo is slaughtered by emoticons on BOB&#8217;s biggest show of the year!

-Brawlers On a Budget&#8217;s MegaBrawl II kicked off with the Beetlejuicers, who performed &#8220;All You Need Is Elves&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dude, Where&#8217;s Our Weed?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/15/dude-wheres-our-weed/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/15/dude-wheres-our-weed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:27:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Largeman and The Wizard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[rant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1277</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
“Dude.”
“Hmm?”
Thomas Largeman’s head pops up from a thick mist of bong smoke, his red eyes looking across at The Wizard, who is sitting with the end of a blunt hanging from his lip whilst chuckling at Animal Planet on the television.
“Dude.” Largeman repeats, a little more sternly.
The Wiz looks over at Large.

“What is it mang?” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Gyant Report: ThreatDown!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/12/the-gyant-report-threatdown/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/12/the-gyant-report-threatdown/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1263</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
A giant logo fills the screen. It&#8217;s so big you can&#8217;t even read it all, unless by some fluke you have Kobe&#8217;s huge television, but that would be impossible because that would mean you ARE Kobe. But I digress&#8230; The words The Gyant Report are in gold over a purply background. Fade into Kobe Gyant, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sam, Sam The Dancing Yam Promo</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/10/sam-sam-the-dancing-yam-promo/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/10/sam-sam-the-dancing-yam-promo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam Sam The Dancing Yam</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1260</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
***The Scene opens on a Yam Farm outside of New Jersey***
*Sam Sam The Dancing Yam is sitting in his little part of the yam garden. He looks up and sees the camera looking at him recording his every action for the next few minutes while he introduces himself to those that are BOB. Those evil [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A New Life</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/06/a-new-life/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/06/a-new-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 20:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamster Girl</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Indigo]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1258</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[Indigo and Hamster Girl are in a hotel room. The ceiling fan above them wafts cool air onto the tops of their heads as they pack their clothes into a leather suitcase. Indigo is stood on the balcony, sipping chilled brandy from a glass as he stares out at a Caribbean sunset.]
Hamster Girl: Have you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MegaBrawl II Preview!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/02/megabrawl-ii-preview/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/12/02/megabrawl-ii-preview/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BOB Wrestling]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1255</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s beginning to look at lot like MegaBrawl II! Yes, Brawlers On a Budget&#8217;s biggest show of the year, MegaBrawl II, rolls into Sin City Stadium Dec. 13. Here&#8217;s what you can expect to see on the great-grandson of them all&#8230;
It&#8217;s A Wonderful Curtain Jerker Battle Royal! Yes, the winner of this one will get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fun In Bed</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/27/fun-in-bed/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/27/fun-in-bed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 17:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zombie Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1253</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[The woman laying next to Zombie Mr. Fantastic kisses his few strands of hair as he cuts them with a pair of scissors. He takes his false teeth from a glass of bloody water on the bedside table. He holds them in his hand and moves them like they're talking.]
Mr. Fantastic: hbey anyone got any [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AS A KITE, CRACKA!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/27/as-a-kite-cracka/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/27/as-a-kite-cracka/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 14:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Largeman and The Wizard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1251</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Dude.
Dude.
Dude, wake up.
Morning, sleepy head. Time for an adventure.
So, The Wiz was dressed all informal, he was in just a plain robe and hat rather than sparkly ones.  The dude, he looked sleepy, too.
The Wizard: Yawwwwwwwwwwwwn.
As, indeed, he was sleepy. He held his teddy bear, dressed in matching gown and hat, under one arm [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Studnuts vs. SMP (NSFW)</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/22/studnuts-vs-smp-nsfw/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/22/studnuts-vs-smp-nsfw/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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~~~Steve Studnuts is seen sitting at his computer with the eWmania forums filling the monitor. He scrolls a little, clicks on a subject link or two, then leans back in his chair and sighs deeply. He scratches his head. He reads some more. 
Then Connie Lingus, his houseguest arguably hanging around to mooch more than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scent Of Green Papaya</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/19/scent-of-green-papaya/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:09:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tia Tarr</dc:creator>
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[Scene opens to a dusty, greasy and slob infested bar. There is sawdust covering up puddles of vomit on the floor and dried up ketchup splattered across the walls.]
Hans: Tell it to us Rudolph!
[A ragtag group of turnip chewing ruffians shift out of the way to reveal a delicate looking man in a brown coat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fall of the Hierarchy &#8211; part 2</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/18/the-fall-of-the-hierarchy-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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[The camera re-opens, this time outside a small apartment... inside a much bigger apartment BUILDING, somewhere in downtown Sinister City.]
[Axl and Tifa make their way toward the door of the apartment. Axl removes a key from his brand new trenchcoat.]
Axl: In a way, I&#8217;m sorta glad to be rid of that &#8220;King&#8221; persona. Atleast now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fall of the Hierarchy &#8211; part 1</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/17/the-fall-of-the-hierarchy-part-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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[The camera opens upon a guillotine... standing ominously in the center of the Castle's front yard.]
[Many of the townspeople have gathered around. Bakers ... car dealers... resteraunt owners... even the chief of police.]
[Four people stand behind the guillotine... their hands and feet shackled, and their faces awash in terror...]
[Former Hierarchy member, Tony Spaghetti.]
[Owner of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shame In Defeat</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/16/shame-in-defeat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 08:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1224</guid>
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[Open to a white bathroom, lit by an overhanging bulb, as Jerri Li dabs at an entire galaxy of cuts on her face. Christian St. Christian and Scatman are stood in the background with their arms folded. ]
Jerri (pulling a big string of cartilage out): Forget it, the show’s cancelled.
CSC: But what about my match [...]]]></description>
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		<title>October Surprise (Part 2) Results!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/15/october-surprise-part-2-results/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 02:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RESULTS FROM BRAWLERS ON A BUDGET’S OCTOBER SURPRISE (PART 2)
Steve Studnuts wanted to send a message Dr. Silaconne M. Plants, the man he&#8217;ll face next month at MegaBrawl II in the main event. Mission accomplished. Studnuts, along with Seth Harker, Kurt Angel, Sarah &#8220;The Jobber Slayer&#8221; and Death beat on Plants until he was unconscious [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coz American Panda said so.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/10/coz-american-panda-said-so/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>American Panda</dc:creator>
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[FADE IN: on AMERICAN PANDA drinking at a bar in Texas.  He's wearing a bald skull cap on the top of his American mask and is drinking some beers at the bar.  The bartender is clearly exhausted by the conversation.]
BARTENDER: DO. YOU. WANT. A. NOTH. THER. BEER?
AMERICAN PANDA: I beg your pardon?
B: God [...]]]></description>
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		<title>October Surprise: The Curse of Kobe Gyant</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/10/october-surprise-the-curse-of-kobe-gyant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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Fade to black. Just that creepy song. Whoops. The lens cap is on. Ah, there we go. Fade in on a shadowy figure walking toward a chair that&#8217;s set up across from a huge 150-inch plasma television screen showing &#8220;The Curse of Michael Myers&#8221;. Does that shadowy figure have…a knife? He&#8217;s definitely holding something in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>R.I.P. Snore</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/10/rip-snore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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Caption: The Night Before October Surprise
*ZZZ-Zzzz-ZZzzz-hngGGggh-Ppbhww- zZZzzzZZ . . .*
*ZZZ-Zzzz-ZZzzz-hngGGggh-Ppbhww- zZZzzzZZ . . .*
Death: What the hell is that noise?
[Death rolls over to look at the clock. 3:29 A.M. The noise? That was his wife, Katie. Snoring. As if the bowels of hell were about to spill forth from her mouth.]
*ZZZ-Zzzz-ZZzzz-hngGGggh-Ppbhww- zZZzzzZZ . . .*
*VMMMMMM [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can a turkey gooble &#8220;TrableTrableTrable&#8221;?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/10/can-a-turkey-gooble-trabletrabletrable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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(The Great and Pete &#8220;X-Factor&#8221; Trable are packing their gear bags for October Surprise. Actually, they should have already done so and be at October Surprise, so this could be a day or so late in translation. Oh well.)
The Great: Pete, are you ready for Snore Games: The Match Be-Yawn? The Great sure is ready. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>October Surprise (Part 1) Results!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/08/1192/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 02:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RESULTS FROM BRAWLERS ON A BUDGET’S OCTOBER SURPRISE (PART 1)
Fittingly, Brawlers On a Budget&#8217;s On-Demand event October Surprise kicked off with several surprises: a firing, a hiring, a re-signing, a talent raid by the Legacy of Champions, two members of the iAd fighting each other, and a robbery. And that was just the opening segment!
-The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yes. We. Can.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/05/yes-we-can/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1188</guid>
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&#8220;I have a dream.&#8221;
- Axl&#8230; Savior Elect
[The camera opens...]
[... to 11pm]
[... to Chicago]
[... to November 4th, 2008.]
B.O. : America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do. So tonight, let us ask ourselves &#8211; if our children should live to see the next century; if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anything Is Possible!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/05/anything-is-possible/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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(Meanwhile, a day later&#8230;SMP and Nurse Heidi are watching the EXTENSIVE MEDIA COVERAGE of last night&#8217;s election results. SMP has a strange grin on his face.)
NH: Sil? Why are you so happy? I thought you didn&#8217;t care about this election because all politicians are crooks. You voted?
SMP: Of course! And the outcome was incredible! Can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yeah, faggots. I voted!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/04/yeah-faggots-i-voted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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~~~Steve Studnuts and Connie Lingus are leaving a generic looking building. There&#8217;s a long line of people waiting to get in.~~~
Connie: So, Steve. Tell me. Who&#8217;d you vote for?
Studs: What do you think? We live in Arizona. DUH!
Connie: Don&#8217;t say &#8220;duh&#8221; to me, you know that makes me feel stupid.
Studs: Well, DUH!
Connie: Okay, I&#8217;m not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Heart Warming Scene</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/11/02/a-heart-warming-scene/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 16:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fetish Freaks</dc:creator>
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[Scatman is sat at a table covered in broken plate pieces eating raw mincemeat.]
Christian St. Christian: Even your eyes stink.
Scatman: I had to use my own glue to make the contact lenses stick.
CSC: What the hell are you eatng? Meat and treacle?
Scatman: There wasn’t any maple syrup.
[Scatman slurps down a glass of brown colored water.]

Jerri [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brawlers On a Budget&#8217;s Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #14 Results!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/30/1120/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RESULTS FROM BRAWLERS ON A BUDGET’S TOTAL NON-ACTION WRESTLING iMPLOSION! #14
-The final Brawlers On a Budget show before October Surprise kicked off with Seth Harker being ambushed by Kid Pirate, who had cleverly hidden a net with leaves in a hallway. Pirate demanded a &#8220;Walk The Plank&#8221; match with Harker at MegaBrawl II and to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reboot Voice Synthesiser. Ooh, yeah. That&#8217;s the stuff.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/28/reboot-voice-synthesiser-ooh-yeah-thats-the-stuff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stupendous Stephen Hawking</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1115</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Watch This Rant!

Hello Bob fans. Yes, both of you. `Stupendous` Steve Hawking here. The most erudite man in wrestling. So smart, I can not only pronounce the word `erudite`, but could offer a definition if so required.It&#8217;s been a while since my last appearance. My apologies, but I have been busy of late, using my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>bamboo-hoo; i&#8217;ma panda thug boi</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/28/bamboo-hoo-ima-panda-thug-boi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>American Panda</dc:creator>
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		<title>&#8220;Where&#8217;s my mask, bitch?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/27/wheres-my-mask-bitch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 04:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Human Foreign Object</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1118</guid>
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“AWWW, SHIT!”
He stood with his back facing the camera, growling, wearing a pair of blue jean shorts. His name was unknown. His face was unknown. However, he was known as The Human Foreign Object to the wrestling world, or the backyard wrestling world. He kept his face covered in his hands as he ran around [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Behind the Scenes at Zombie War 2</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/25/behind-the-scenes-at-zombie-war-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zombie Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1111</guid>
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[Open to a staircase covered completely with hundreds of eyes. Zombie Mr. Fantastic is on the set of Mexican psychedelic horror director Giuseppe Gonzales’ latest film. They have just gotten through shooting the underwater shark fight and Mr. Fantastic is dripping from head to toe.]
GG: Ok Senor Fantastico, joo walk down tha stairs and squish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Viruz meets Viruz</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/24/viruz-meets-viruz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 04:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Viruz</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1107</guid>
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[The camera is stationed outside the Castle of Evil. The VW Beetle (of Evil) pulls into the driveway... or courtyard... or... whatever.]
[The car door swings open.]
Car Stereo: HA-RISE CHICK-AWN! HA-RISE! HA-RISE&#8230; HA-RISE CHICK-AWN, HA-RISE! CHICK-AWN, HA-RISE!!! &#8230; Continued on Side B.
[The tape is ejected... flipped over... and reinserted. 'Play' is pressed.]
Car Stereo: &#8230; HA-RISE CHICK-AWN, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brawlers On a Budget&#8217;s Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #14 Preview!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/24/brawlers-on-a-budgets-total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-14-preview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Wednesday, Brawlers On a Budget returns to G5 TV with it&#8217;s season finale, Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #14, the final stop before our next BOB-On-Demand event, October Surprise.
BOBWrestling.com has received the following information regarding Wednesday&#8217;s iMPLOSION from BOB&#8217;s Acting Vice President In Charge of Everything Dr. Silaconne M. Plants:
-Swiss Army Belt champion Steve Studnuts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zombieproof</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/23/zombieproof/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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Katie Death, a zombie who dresses in a cheerleader uniform, was washing the dishes with blood in the sink when her husband, Death, walked into the room. God&#8217;s Hitman opened up the refrigerator, looked around, and then slammed the door shut.
&#8220;Why is there never any food in this house? I have Snore Games coming up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brawlers On a Budget presents Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #13</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/23/brawlers-on-a-budget-presents-total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-13/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RESULTS FROM BRAWLERS ON A BUDGET&#8217;S TOTAL NON-ACTION WRESTLING iMPLOSION! #13
-The show kicked off with Kamikazie Ken and Insano Mano attempting to call a truce with the Fetish Freaks after last week&#8217;s events. Their solution? A special homemade dinner, featuring Friend Tentacle and Ground Beast!
-Zombie Mr. Fantastic and Kid Pirate&#8217;s match ended in a no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moped Basketball!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/21/moped-basketball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1097</guid>
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It&#8217;s Tuesday night, 8:25 p.m. in Sin City. Kobe Gyant is driving around on an outdoor basketball court on a moped and shooting hoops. SWOOSH! Kobe note: Monta Ellis is a BITCH. Kobe&#8217;s alone, except for Mike &#8220;The Monotone&#8221; Monroe, The BOB&#8217;s Interviewing Guy, who approaches The BOB&#8217;s greatest of greats. Kobe is in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breakfast</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/19/breakfast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:14:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1088</guid>
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[The Fetish Freaks’ very own Asian bombshell, Jerri Li, is sat in front of a broken mirror combing her hair. Tentacle Beast and Scatman are stood, in the background, before a hot, sizzling frying pan as they unload a horde of ingredients from a plastic bag.]
Scatman: Brace yourself Tentacle Beast, for the best damn omelette [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Secret Magical Dude.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/15/secret-magical-dude/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:26:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Largeman and The Wizard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1095</guid>
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Thomas Largeman is standing in front of a mesh wire cage with a black curtain behind it. A cardboard “BOB” sign is cut out and dangling from the mesh wire fencing.  Standing slightly behind Largeman, wearing a tall pointed hat with a floppy brim and a matching maroon gown sprinkled in glittering of silver [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOB Wrestling Presents: Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #13</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/15/bob-wrestling-presents-total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-13/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=919</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This Wednesday, Brawlers On a Budget returns to G5 TV with Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #13, the final stop before our next BOB-On-Demand event, October Surprise.
BOBWrestling.com has received the following information regarding Wednesday&#8217;s iMPLOSION from BOB&#8217;s Acting Vice President In Charge of Everything Dr. Silaconne M. Plants:
-Kid Pirate takes on Zombie Mr. Fantastic!
-Kobe Gyant + [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Greatest&#8230;day&#8230;ever?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/13/greatestdayever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=916</guid>
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[Dr. Silaconne M.Plants is sitting at his desk, his feet propped up on it, at one of augmentation clinics avoiding paperwork as per usual. His phone rings.]
SMP: “Titties’ R Us”, a subsidiary of “A Girl’s Breast Friend”, this is Doctor Plants, may I help you?
[He pauses to listen.]
SMP: No, I can’t guarantee my work.
[He pauses [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Surprises Abound.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/10/surprises-abound/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=833</guid>
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[Camera opens to the outside of the castle...]
[All is calm... all is peaceful.]
> > > after iMPLOSION 12 < <  > > moments later < < ]]></description>
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		<title>Results from BOB&#8217;s Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! 12</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/09/results-from-bobs-total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RESULTS FROM BRAWLERS ON A BUDGET&#8217;S TOTAL NON-ACTION WRESTLING IMPLOSION! #12
-The show kicked off with several former BOBsters, including Nic Flare, D-Van Drudley, Rubba Ray Drudley, Rob Van Spam, and Super Gluey, who had apparently won a &#8220;free chainsaw.&#8221; Little did they know what they had really won. A Sin City Chainsaw Massacre!
-American Panda had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scrabble Dabble Doo</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/08/scrabble-dabble-doo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=741</guid>
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(The Great and his wife are sharing an intimate &#8220;dinner&#8221;, complete with generic soothing background music, candles, and an obvious lack of romance. The Great is gingerly poking at The Great&#8217;s food with The Great&#8217;s fork.)
The Great&#8217;s wife: What wrong, dear? You&#8217;re not eating.
The Great: What is this stuff? It&#8217;s making The Great&#8217;s belly ache. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Um&#8230; brains?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/07/um-brains/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zombie Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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[Clive is trying to make a call on his phone but they just keep hanging up.]
Clive: This is childish.
[We open to a kitchen with red tiled walls and a greasy floor. Zombie Mr. Fantastic is sat at a table eating brains out of a frying pan.]
Dennis: Ah, eating the old bacon and eggs I see?
Mr. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Winner, Winner, Turkey Dinner!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/06/winner-winner-turkey-dinner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=713</guid>
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[We open on a sign: Reb's Turkey Farm. The camera pans left to reveal several turkeys wandering around in the darkness, along with a taller figure hooded figure. Why, it's none other than Death. He is creeping up on one unsuspecting turkey eating some feed in the dirt. Suddenly, Death dives.]
Turkey: *Gobble gobble*
Death: Damn it. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOB Wrestling Presents: Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #12!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/03/bob-wrestling-presents-total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-12/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/03/bob-wrestling-presents-total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-12/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=785</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This Wednesday, Brawlers On a Budget returns to G5 TV with Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #12 as we get closer to our next BOB-On-Demand event, October Surprise.
BOBWrestling.com has received the following information regarding Wednesday&#8217;s iMPLOSION from BOB&#8217;s Acting Vice President In Charge of Everything Dr. Silaconne M. Plants:
-Swiss Army Belt champion Steve Studnuts, The Great, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fiddy Dollah</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/10/02/fiddy-dollah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=660</guid>
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Axl: &#8230;
Michelle: What is it?
Axl: I need fifty dollars.
Michelle: Well, sitting on your ass, watching &#8220;Sanford and Son&#8221; reruns isn&#8217;t going to help&#8230;
Axl: &#8230; Fuc-
> > > an hour later < <  > > a day or so later < <  > > close-up of newspaper headline :
- Local man buys crappy wrestling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not Safe For Work</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/29/not-safe-for-work/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fetish Freaks</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=603</guid>
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[The scene fades in on a window pane as rain splatters against it. Cut to a woman’s foot. The camera pans slowly upwards as a pair of fishnet stockings are unrolled over her silky smooth legs. The camera keeps going past her tight stomach, her skin the color of crème brûlée, her breasts, hidden behind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Black On Black Violence!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/26/black-on-black-violence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=548</guid>
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Kobe Gyant stands in front of a podium. A throng of press corps surrounds The BOB&#8217;s MVP to hear what Kobe has to say.

America, I have decided to postpone my campaign to become The BOB&#8217;s ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS.
Cameras flash. 

That&#8217;s right. You heard me. Insteadah, I am going to devote myself to go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOB Wrestling Presents: Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #11!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/26/bob-wrestling-presents-total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-11/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/26/bob-wrestling-presents-total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-11/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=789</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This Wednesday, Brawlers On a Budget returns to G5 TV with Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #11 as we get closer to our next BOB-On-Demand event, October Surprise.
BOBWrestling.com has received the following information regarding Wednesday&#8217;s iMPLOSION from BOB Vice President In Charge of Everything Trey Vincent:
-In six man action, you&#8217;ll see Kid Pirate, Coma and Hallucination [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOB Wrestling&#8217;s Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #10 Results!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/25/bob-wrestlings-total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-10-results/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/25/bob-wrestlings-total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-10-results/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=791</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lots of doings a&#8217; transpiring in Brawlers On A Budget after last night&#8217;s Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #10 as we get closer to our next On-Demand event, October Surprise.
Here&#8217;s what you can see if you go now:
-Steve Studnuts and Death battle for the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS in a cage! Is there a new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Send My Wife Dead Flowers</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/24/send-my-wife-dead-flowers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=511</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Death was feeling nostalgic. He looked over various photos and random merchandise he collected over the years that never sold because BOB is terrible at running a profitable company. Ah, the good old days of the Skull &#038; Bones Society. But now Death and Steve Studnuts will face each other for the ONLY WORLD TITLE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>!MPLOSION! 10</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/24/mplosion-10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:24:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=513</guid>
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~~~Steve Studnuts is sitting at his computer, contemplating if he should play Jonathan Stewart instead of Michael Turner in week 4. Connie Lingus walks up.~~~
Connie: Steve? Shouldn&#8217;t you be doing a promo for your match with Death instead of worrying about your fantasy football team?
Studs: The fuck? What do you think is more important?
Connie: I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Axl 3:16 &#8211; part two.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/20/axl-316-part-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=430</guid>
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Axl: STONECUTTER!
Viruz: Oh God, not again&#8230;
[Axl boots Vi, dressed in the Luke Warm costume he was told to purchase, and then drops the rip off of a rip off with a sloppy Stonecutter. Even sloppier than the real thing.]

[Vi flies through the air, before slamming back first in the middle of a makeshift ring in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snore Games: The Match Be-Kobe&#8217;s!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/19/snore-games-the-match-be-kobes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=428</guid>
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Running On Empty was another highlight in the career of parody wrestling&#8217;s greatest superstar ever conceived, Kobe Gyant. The match against Steel Chair was almost a five-star epic before that blonde ho Va-Jay-Jay Dillon wrecked it. But, just like he does with all his women, Kobe came out on top. The match was the easiest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE REMOTE OF DOOM! Part 2</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/19/the-remote-of-doom-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/19/the-remote-of-doom-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=421</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(THE FOLLOWING IS POSSIBLE DUE TO THE COOPERATION AND CONSENT OF THE OPPOSING HANDLER. THANK YOU!)

Nick: It&#8217;s counting down! It&#8217;s loading!
(The fuzzy t.v. screen clears and focuses on an attractive brunette.)
Nick: Who&#8217;s that woman, Dad?
&#8220;The Great&#8221;: Shhhhh. Maybe it&#8217;s illegal scat porn.
Nick: What?
&#8220;The Great&#8221;: Nothing, Nick. The Great just understands from another thread that saying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>queer_eye.222</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/18/queer_eye222/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=424</guid>
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[We open upon the production area of Sinister Stadium. Inside the arena, a football game is occuring between the Sinister City Scumbuckets and the Middle of Nowhere Nosepickers. But here in the production area, a figure lurks in the shadow... an eeevil figure... with a two-way headset. Yes, an eeevil, technologically minded figure, with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE REMOTE OF DOOM!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/17/the-remote-of-doom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=416</guid>
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(The Great, his ten year old son Nick and his five year old son “Little” Johnny are sitting on The Great’s living room floor. Nick and The Great are playing SMACKDOWN vs. RAW 2004 on PS2 as The Great seems to want to expand his move set.  Nick is mostly complaining about the need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>sunrise</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/16/sunrise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>American Panda</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=418</guid>
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		<title>The Royal Mis-Treatment.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/16/the-royal-mis-treatment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=389</guid>
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[Axl is sitting in the middle of the couch, flipping through the channels of his new tv (now only a 15 incher. Michelle refused to pay a cent). Michelle walks in.]
Michelle: Axl, have you seen the card?
Axl: Yup.
Michelle: So, are you going to cut a promo regarding Luke Warm?

Axl: Yup.
Michelle: When?
Axl: Yup.
Michelle: &#8230; You&#8217;re not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOB Wrestling Presents: Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION 10!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/16/bob-wrestling-presents-total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-10/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/16/bob-wrestling-presents-total-non-action-wrestling-implosion-10/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=796</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Next Wednesday, Brawlers On a Budget returns to G5 TV with Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #10 in the aftermath of Running On Empty.
BOBWrestling.com has received the following information regarding Wednesday&#8217;s iMPLOSION from BOB Vice President In Charge of Everything Trey Vincent:
-The number one contender for the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS, Death, is cashing in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Stand In</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/16/the-stand-in/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=392</guid>
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[The woman paid to play Jerri Li, after the real one was eaten by Zombie Mr. Fantastic, is sat on a man bound to a chair as a piece of human furniture. Clive is there, because I've run out of imagination, along with a man named Hans who is acting as sadomasochistic adviser for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tiki Voodoo</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/14/tiki-voodoo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zombie Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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Clive: No no no no!
[A crew are fixing a ceiling fan into a set made to look like a tiki hut.]
Clive: BOB can&#8217;t afford this.
Chuck: But it needs a tropical look.
Clive: We can&#8217;t blow our money on this stuff.
[Clive shows the crew members through the door just as Zombie Mr. Fantastic stumbles into the room.]
Clive: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>teh 9roMu</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/13/teh-9romu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 22:35:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>XXXtreme Machine</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=371</guid>
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[XXXtreme Machine is stood outside the Hamptonshire Country Club trying his best to get past a security guard eating a watercress sandwich.]
Security Guard: I&#8217;m sorry sir, this is a privately owned establishment.
XM: byt 1 m T harrkoah#!1
[A gray haired individual in a magenta robe steps beside the guard.]
Chester Hamptonshire: It&#8217;s ok Percy, let me give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>no subject was filled in</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/13/no-subject-was-filled-in/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 21:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=366</guid>
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~~~Connie Lingus and Jizzabelle Cummins are dancing around Steve Studnuts&#8217; home in Phoenix, nearly naked, with a bunch of frat boys from Arizona State University waving dollars over their heads. Steve walks in with a large welt on his forehead and looking like somebody stole the format of his promos.~~~
Connie: Steve? What&#8217;s wrong?
~~~He drops his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blame Game.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/13/blame-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=369</guid>
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[The camera opens to Axl lying on the couch, in front of the tv, checking out the replay of "Running On Empty"... an ice pack on his forehead, from one of the numerous piranha bites he suffered.]
[The audio from the television set is heard, as Axl grimaces in pain...]
Pigeon: Hey, look. It&#8217;s Jeff Hardy and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>[BOB Wrestling] Running On Empty Results!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/13/bob-wrestling-running-on-empty-results/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 11:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=799</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Running On Empty, the latest Send Us Money spectacular On-Demand event from Brawlers On a Budget, the worldwide leader in parody sports entertainment, is now available! 
Blood! Zombies! Death! Oh yeah, and there are some matches, too. In the main event, Trey Vincent takes on Death. You&#8217;ll also see a fan-bloody-tastic Not Good Enough To [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Busy, busy, busy. *reboot*</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/10/busy-busy-busy-reboot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 01:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stupendous Stephen Hawking</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch The Rant!
Hello, BOB faithful. Stupendous Steve Hawkings here. I&#8217;m sorry that I have been absent from your screens as late, but this has been a very busy month for me. First a minor computer virus affected my speech synthesizer, causing me to sound like the unfortunate offspring of Minnie Mouse and the Terminator. Then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Would you&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/10/would-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=359</guid>
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~~~Steve Studnuts&#8217; reflection is imaged in a mirror. He appears to have just gotten out of the shower and is getting ready to shave. LOOK! He&#8217;s applying shaving gel! Mystery solved. 
He hits &#8220;play&#8221; on a nearby CD player and &#8220;Goodbye Horses&#8221; by Q Lazzarus begins to fill the room. Click below to get the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yo Quiero Heart Transplant!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/10/yo-quiero-heart-transplant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pigeon</dc:creator>
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&#8220;This is where it all begins.&#8221;
&#8220;The long, hard road to rediscovery.&#8221;
&#8220;The place where I finally decide to stare down the face of countless filth&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;&#8230; so I may take their punishment&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;&#8230; the pain&#8230; the sweet, sweet pain&#8230;&#8221;
&#34;Thank them&#8230; and ask for more.&#34;
&#8220;This is the beginning&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;&#8230; the end is nowhere in sight.&#8221;
- &#8211; - &#8211; - &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fashionista</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/09/fashionista/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=349</guid>
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[Jerri Li is sat on a stool in front of a mirror, putting on makeup. She dabs powder foundation onto her face with a 150 brush, small puffs being drawn up by the ceiling fan. She glues false eyelashes onto her lids and uses an eyelash curler on them. She paints her nails with white [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;M HARDCORE GOD DAMNIT!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/05/im-hardcore-god-damnit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Rubbish</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[A pan of eggs are frying in a pan. Sizzling like a hot summer day. Captain Rubbish stumbles drunkenly through the door, wearing a leather jacket and smelling of fish, dried up superglue and burnt rubber. He grabs the pan by the handle and smacks it against his head repeatedly before looking into the camera.]
Captain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s No Booze In Hell</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/03/theres-no-booze-in-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=283</guid>
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[A bar? But not just any bar. This is the bar where Death got his big break in the wrestling business. He appeared in his first wrestling promo at this bar many years ago. OK, "big break" is probably pushing it, considering the promo appeared in Metal Edge Wrestling. But you have to start at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shiznittlebangzipzapzoop</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/03/shiznittlebangzipzapzoop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zombie Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=286</guid>
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[‘All Or Nothin’ by Three 6 Mafia plays as Mr. Fantastic sits drinking a forty and smoking a fat blunt with a group of black men dressed in gang colors. The liquor spills out of his stomach onto the floor and the smoke blows out of holes in his chest.]
Gold Bear: Pass the L motherfucker.
[Mr. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The past is back to haunt them</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/03/kid-pirate-the-past-is-back-to-haunt-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kid Pirate</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=288</guid>
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Kid Pirate stands in the attic bedroom of his loyal crew.
Ok, an Indian 7-11 attendant known as Dinesh the Dastardly and a parrot, known as Pretty Boy.
But there a crew nonetheless.  YARRR&#8230; or something like that.
Dinesh is on his computer clicking away through the BOB website when he sees something, puts a hand over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mama Mia!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/09/03/mama-mia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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[The camera opens outside a little, family-owned pizza shop in downtown Sinister City. Potted plants, sprouting with flowers, are on either side of the front door... Pictures of mushrooms adorn the shop window... And oddly enough, instead of other various pizza toppings, these mushrooms are joined by pictures of stars, leaves, and feathers. The sign [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More glitter</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/29/more-glitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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(The Great and Pete Trable are sitting in The Great’s dinning room. They’re at the table surrounded by various trinkets to construct what looks like an elementary school project. Cardboard. Glitter. Elmer’s® glue sticks. More construction paper of different colors. Faux rubies and diamonds. And leather. )
The Great: The trick is to make Dr. Plants [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apologies to eWmania, but Not to Steel Chair!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/29/apologies-to-ewmania-but-not-to-steel-chair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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So it appears as though our Rants are being broadcast to a larger audience at eWmania, instead of ProBoards. Yes, just Kobe Gyant&#8217;s mere presence in the BOB has brought it to the big time. However, Kobe now realizes there&#8217;s a problem. Your introduction to the BOB was not a Rant by the greatest high [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dungeon of Doom.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/27/dungeon-of-doom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=272</guid>
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[We open to the Castle's dungeon. Chained to the dungeon wall is roving reporter Rebecca Mulesworth, known for nearly having her head removed for questioning Axl's "King" persona.]
[King Axl makes his way into the dungeon, cloaked in his dingy robe, and his head topped by his spiked crown. Axl walks toward Rebecca, and brushes his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slutty Bimbos Dance Around In Bikinis</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/27/slutty-bimbos-dance-around-in-bikinis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zombie Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=301</guid>
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[Maggots. Worms. Mold. Algae. Dust. Bugs. All mixed together in a squirming mess on a patch of earthy ground slowly being turned into mud by the rain.]
Bikini Bimbo #1: I am not dancing in that!
[Two scantilly clad women, with umbrellas, are complaining to Clive about appearing in this Mr. Fantastic rant.]
Clive: We have to have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back in the Saddle?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/27/back-in-the-saddle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=317</guid>
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[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants is in a non descript location, in front of non descript characters, doing non descript things.
Actually, he has an agenda. Since it's been roughly 2 1/2 years since his last promo, he wants to come back with a vengeance.
He practices. He memorizes lines. He adds slight movements with his hands and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, the pain. The pain.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/26/oh-the-pain-the-pain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Little Good</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=321</guid>
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Little Good is staring at an empty glass of beer at Jeers, the bar where nobody knows your name.
&#8220;Seth Harker? Insano Mano? Kamikazie Ken? And my partners are Coma and Hallucination Boy? Bloody hell. Ay! You got a cell phone I can have, mate?&#8221;
&#8220;Sure,&#8221; responded a booze hound. After getting the phone from the man, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Petite Slayer Rendition Uno</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/26/petite-slayer-rendition-uno/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/26/petite-slayer-rendition-uno/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah The Jobber Slayer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=323</guid>
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[Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" is seen staring at a poster of Jerri Li.]
Sarah: I can&#8217;t believe you have a poster of her on your wall. 
[Kay Fabe puts a finger against the two-dimensional lips of Jerri Li.]
Kay: Well, she did touch me down there. No woman has ever touched me like Jerri Li touched me. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Luke Out Below</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/26/luke-out-below/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kurt Angel</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=330</guid>
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[Nighttime. A smoke-filled room. Kurt Angel was watching "Harold &#038; Kumar Go To White Castle" when all of a sudden the lights went out.]
KA: Did I just go blind? Oh wait, no, I can still see the movie. 
[Kurt grabs his phone and dials a number.]
KA: Hello, phone company? I&#8217;d like to report a power [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Evil-Lution.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/23/re-re-re-re-re-re-evil-lution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 19:49:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=335</guid>
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[Axl is lying in bed, with Michelle, flipping through channels, when he falls upon the BoB promo network. Studs' promo flashes by... followed by Trey's... which is then followed by Mano's... and then, some guy with a giant, inflatable, squeaky, rubber octopus apparently named Googoo Cachoob... and finally, the Wiccan Lesbian (or is that EX-Lesbian?), [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Kobe Challenge &#8211; Part 2!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/22/the-kobe-challenge-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/22/the-kobe-challenge-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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We fade in on a street somewhere in Sin City. Kobe Gyant is on hands and knees on the pavement beside a folding chair. Mike Monroe is standing in front of them, wrestling off a strait jacket. He picks up a microphone.
&#60;&#60;&#8211;Mike Monroe&#8211;&#62;&#62;
Hello Brawlers On a Budget fans! Mike Monroe here, and we&#8217;re going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Most Comfortable Man On The Planet &#8211; Part 1!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/22/the-most-comfortable-man-on-the-planet-part-1/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/22/the-most-comfortable-man-on-the-planet-part-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=448</guid>
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We fade in to an empty ballroom somewhere in Sin City. Kobe knows where, but you don&#8217;t. Because Kobe Gyant knows all. Where is Kobe? Here. On his hands and knees on the floor. Suddenly several random fireworks go off. Because Kobe deserves pyro. Besides, he saw a buy one, get three sale, and how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: Evil-Lution</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/22/re-evil-lution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=432</guid>
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~~~Steve Studnuts is in his giagantic home in Phoenix, Az, channel surfing between scat porn and BOB promos&#8230; because shitting on people is funny.~~~
Studs: Well gatdamn, son! You took that &#8220;less is more&#8221; statement literally, didn&#8217;t ya? Congratulations.
It&#8217;s your:
BEST&#8230;..PROMO&#8230;.EVER.
Heh.
~~~He picks up his cell phone~~~ 
Studs: Pardon me, fuck stick. I have to call my &#8220;partner&#8221;.
~~~He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Evil-Lution</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/22/evil-lution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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- where one door closes -

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		<title>Accident</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/21/accident/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chingachgook</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=407</guid>
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Chingachgook: Oops, looks like I lost control again.
[We see a big puddle of urine on the floor.]
Tiger Lily: Grandfather! Why haven&#8217;t you been using those old man diapers?
Chingachgook: I am the master of Golden Harvest Blue Moon Drunken Dragon technique!
Tiger Lily: You changed the name again.
Chingachgook: And I&#8217;ll change it every week if I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Winner&#8217;s Temper Tantrum</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/20/winners-temper-tantrum/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/20/winners-temper-tantrum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=439</guid>
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[Jerri Li is stood in front of a Sarah The Jobber Slayer poster hung on the wall. She has her T&#038;A XX Division belt over her shoulder and a sour look on her face.]
Jerri: Jell-O&#8230; in a Cell-O?
[She turns and looks into the camera. We can see a man, named Josh E, chained to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Summer Blockbusters</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/20/summer-blockbusters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffrey The Jew</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=464</guid>
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Narrator &#8211; &#8220;Coming soon to the Silver Screen.. a movie that transcends a genre of films that have been dominated by white folk and on at least one occasion.. the black man. For one small town in the West, hope was lost. Their women and horses raped the shit out of at the Number 6 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wanted.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/19/wanted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=460</guid>
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[Axl is seen headed toward the same alleyway where Pigeon was left a bloody mess after Triple S led the way. But instead of finding Pigeon, Axl only finds a note...]
&#8220;Home is where the heart is, they say&#8230;
My heart has left this place.
So have I.
Quoth the Pigeon&#8230; It sucks to be poor.&#8221;

[Axl crumples up the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Return.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/16/return/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 03:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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> > > The Castle Court Yard < < ]]></description>
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		<title>Sports Entertainment Conquers All</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/16/sports-entertainment-conquers-all/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/16/sports-entertainment-conquers-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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[Kevin The Pyromaniac is backstage at Power Is Stolen. He takes a sip of milk before spitting it out.]
Kevin: Jesus, how long has this milk been here?
[Bruce The Kleptomaniac steals the carton from his hands and looks inside.]
Bruce: Gross, there&#8217;s lumps in it.
Kevin: Everything&#8217;s going wrong for me&#8230; I can&#8217;t believe Trey Vincent beat me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Feel The Most Awesome Power in the Universe!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/15/feel-the-most-awesome-power-in-the-universe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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The Rant opens with a black man&#8217;s face as white lettering zooms at the viewers eyes in 3D! That&#8217;s right, Kobe Gyant beat Steven Spielberg to the technology that lets you watch a movie in 3D without glasses. And he&#8217;s using it for the use in a low-budget wrestling promotion. Star Wars my black ass&#8230;Anyway, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Faster Pussycat!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/15/faster-pussycat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chingachgook</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=412</guid>
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[An old Chinese man is sat in the lotus position smoking a pipe as 'Satan Jugend' by Mz. 412 plays on his iPod.]
Chingachgook: BOB will soon reach enlightenment when the ancient ways of Super Duper Iron Dragon Kung Fu destroys their top jobbers.
[A black cat walks past him and licks at a split watermelon.]
Chingachgook: I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Operation Immortality</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/15/operation-immortality/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.tnawrestling.com/content/view/992/84/

- &#8211; - &#8211; - &#8211; - &#8211; -

> > > Backstage at Power is Stolen < < ]]></description>
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		<title>Where he&#8217;s been?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/14/where-hes-been/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=403</guid>
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[The camera pans over a night sky. Remnants of the meteor shower from the other night, which I forgot to go outside and look at, can still be seen. There's a satellite or two shining brightly in the far reaches, and a blinking marker signifying a "red eye" flight. Look, there's Uranus!
Suddenly, a whoosh of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Preparation</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/13/preparation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=471</guid>
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[Jerri Li is backstage at Power Is Stolen preparing for her first defense of the T&#038;A XX Division Championship in a match against Sarah later 'tonight.' She has a man, surprise surprise, tied up with rope with his testicles stretched out using a pully system. Jerri slams the door behind her.]
Man: Um&#8230; ouch.
Jerri: Oh please, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Backstage Shenanigans</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/12/backstage-shenanigans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steel Chair</dc:creator>
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[Mike Monroe is backstage at Power Is Stolen, surrounded by novelty Santa Claus candles to make up for the lack of power. Steel Chair has a towel around it's backrest.]
MM: Steel Chair, do you have any words for us after your attack on Kobe Gyant after his victory over Blackman White?
Steel Chair: &#8230;
MM: Would I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hierarchy : Reloaded (Part 2).</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/09/the-hierarchy-reloaded-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 07:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=493</guid>
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[The camera opens to the gates of the Residence of Evil.]
[Yes, the GATES of the Residence. Axl, having lost his chance at the mayor's mansion, is actually remodeling the Residence of Evil to give it more of a castle motif... Six or seven guys in armored suits are stood outside the gates... I guess that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smack The Pony</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/07/smack-the-pony/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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[Kevin The Pyromaniac is listening to loud music. He turns his head towards someone tapdancing. Kevin throws him a pogostick.]
Kevin: Don&#8217;t be greedy with it.
Phill: I&#8217;m too tired.
Kevin: Don&#8217;t make me yell at you!!
[Kevin takes off like a rocket and his head hits the ceiling. This is the point where cartoon birds should appear.]
Phill: I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hierarchy : Reloaded (Part 1).</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/07/the-hierarchy-reloaded-part-1/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/07/the-hierarchy-reloaded-part-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=489</guid>
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[The scene opens upon the Residence of Evil's living room sofa... where Axl is sitting, one leg up on the couch, as he cracks open a cold can of Dr. Generic. He chugs down the can's contents, as he flips through the channels on the den's new 30' color tv, which Michelle had to buy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eye Cum 2 Distroy</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/06/eye-cum-2-distroy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Angelfire</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=338</guid>
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(All of a sudden the lights turn on inside the Staples Center in LA. Even though it&#8217;s midnight, and the Lakers and Kings are in the offseason, and no one has booked the arena for any wrestling shows or concerts, a magical crowd of 15-thousand appear, already sitting in their assigned seats, all wearing Angelfire [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOB&#8217;s Queen Of Sick</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/05/bobs-queen-of-sick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=508</guid>
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[We open with a close up of a hand laying needles in a row on either side of a pool of blood. Once the needles are soaked the hand turns them around and gathers them up. We cut to see a man both tied to a chair and gagged with red colored rope. The hand [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dew Drops</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/04/dew-drops/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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[Kevin stands a lifesize mannequin made to look like Trey Vincent in his backyard. A girl named Jasmine, dressed in a red, blue and green plaid skirt and a gray t-shirt stands nearby eating the seeds out of a pomegranate.]
Jasmine: My brain has gone fuzzy, do we have to do this?
Kevin: Trey&#8217;s only weakness is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Insert Subject Here</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/03/insert-subject-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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~~~Becoming BOB’s first and only GRAND SLAM CHAMPION™ would undoubtedly come with some perks. Steve Studnuts has learned that winning every major championship in BOB on the same night has made him ENDORSEMENT GOD™!
Well, sort of~~~
CAPTION: BEAUTYMIST© PANTYHOSE SET (1)
~~~The camera starts at a shapely pair of feet attached to a reclined pair of muscular [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Feel The Awesome Power!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/08/01/feel-the-awesome-power/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steel Chair</dc:creator>
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[The scene opens with a black screen as white lettering zooms at the viewers eyes. There is a voice over with a deep and ominous voice.]
Voice Over: There have been many inanimate objects in BOB. Unit 5. The You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain&#8217;t Doing That Title Belt. The &#8220;Are You Out Of Your Frickin&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Speeddating Three &#8211; Finale (The House Always Wins)</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/30/speeddating-three-finale-the-house-always-wins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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[Kevin The Pyromaniac is sat at his computer googling pictures of people with the same kind of disease as the elephant man.]
Kevin: Wow, these people are fucked up.
[Batak, a not quite pretty Vietnamese girl, and Kevin are on their second date. Only Kevin would take a girl to the library and look up pictures of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HIGHerarchy</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/29/higherarchy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kurt Angel</dc:creator>
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Caption: ABOUT A WEEK AGO, IN A PLACE NOT TOO FAR AWAY
[The scene? Raccoon City. Kurt Angel has an overweight zombie locked in the Angel Lock.]
KA: Tap! Tap! Tap!
Group of Zombies: You suck. Grrr. You suck. Brains.
[Kurt's cell phone rings.]
KA: Hang on, Zombie Joe, I&#8217;ll finish making you tap out in a jiffy. And when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bow Wow Wow Yippee Yo Yippee Yay</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/29/bow-wow-wow-yippee-yo-yippee-yay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=533</guid>
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Outside of a fenced yard, Trey Vincent was taunting a beagle dog by smacking the fence with his skull cane.
&#8220;Aww, leave the puppy alone,&#8221; Sarah &#8220;The Jobber Slayer&#8221; pleaded. &#8220;It could be Kurt&#8217;s puppy.&#8221;
&#8220;Oh, don&#8217;t start that jobber with a puppy stuff again just because he turned heel. You see, this dog reminds me of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wiggerocity &#8211; pt.3</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/28/wiggerocity-pt3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=596</guid>
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[We open once again upon the Residence of Evil, where the VW Beetle... of Evil... has just pulled into the driveway. The doors swing open, and Axl steps out from the front passenger's side seat, before heading to the back door and opening it. From within emerges the Lord of Darkness. No, not THAT 'Lord [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Assholes</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/28/assholes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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[The scene opens as Kevin flicks water off the tips of his fingers. He and his mentor, Hobo Ken, are fishing.]
Kevin: Don&#8217;t you think trying to catch fish with your bare hands is a little too simplistic?
Hobo Ken: Nah, only assholes use fish hooks.
Kevin: So why aren&#8217;t we?
[The two share a wholesome laugh that only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicous Cycle.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/27/vicous-cycle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pigeon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=584</guid>
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&#8220;Love is a vicous cycle.
Seeped in torment&#8230;
Washed in guilt&#8230;
Bleeding with pain&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;With one fell swoop, a life is forever damaged.
With one fell swoop, a life can be healed.
With one fell swoop&#8230; it all begins&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;Again.&#8221;
&#8220;I seek the pain&#8230; and embrace its touch.
For that which is cold&#8230; is rippling with warmth.
That which is dark&#8230; is the brightest light.
And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sideshow</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/27/sideshow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=530</guid>
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[Kevin the Pyromaniac is on a date with a Vietnamese girl he found on google. She shares his interest in fire, but the sideshow he has brought her to is not quite her cup of tea.]
Kevin: Wow, so that&#8217;s what horse puke feels like.
[Kevin has his hands in a bowl of slime.]
Batak: Can we go? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wiggerocity &#8211; pt.2</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/26/wiggerocity-pt2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=599</guid>
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[The scene opens to the exterior of Sinister City Day Care Center, where the yellow VW Beetle of Evil has just pulled up to the curb. The engine dies, and the doors swing open... as the masked Viruz and grungy attired Axl remove themselves from the vehicle.]
Viruz: I just hope he hasn&#8217;t taken a lightsaber [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wiggerocity &#8211; pt.1</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/26/wiggerocity-pt1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 10:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=608</guid>
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[We open to a scene from a day or two ago. The camera is set upon the dinner room of the Residence of Evil, where Axl is single handedly clearing the table. He, Viruz, Michelle, and newest Hierarchy addition Kurt Angel finished their meal a few minutes ago, and the Heavenly Champ has taken his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Air Ball!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/25/air-ball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:31:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=589</guid>
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Kobe Gyant is seen in front of a television that is looping Axl&#8217;s &#8220;Three Points&#8221; promo. Kobe, naturally, is asleep. On his chest is a piece of paper with a few simple words:
Axl = Basketball
Kobe = The Net
&#8220;Three Points&#8221; = Air Ball
Go back to the minor minors, son!

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		<title>P.I.S.R.P.w/T.G.&amp;P.T.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/25/pisrpwtgpt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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(Close up shot of The Great, whose head looks very big right now.)
&#8220;The Great&#8221;: Axl, I guess The Great will go ahead and accept your out of character apology. The Great does, however, still think you&#8217;re a tool. At Power is Stolen, The Great and Pete Trable will let that water be under the bridge, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tables, ladder, chairs, bras, and panties, oh my!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/24/tables-ladder-chairs-bras-and-panties-oh-my/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah The Jobber Slayer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=557</guid>
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Inside a local training facility, Sarah &#8220;The Jobber Slayer&#8221; appeared confused, staring at a dummy. 
&#8220;Hey!&#8221; Trey Vincent shouted at the air.
I meant the dummy, not you, Trey. Yes, Trey Vincent was also there.
&#8220;I have to fight Gail Kim?&#8221; Sarah asked.

&#8220;No, Jerri Li. Why?&#8221;
&#8220;That&#8217;s a picture of Gail Kim on that crash test dummy.&#8221;
&#8220;Are you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drunken Stupor</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/23/drunken-stupor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=571</guid>
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[We open with a close up of a beer can as it's ring pull is torn off. Foam sprays out with a hiss as the camera pans out to reveal that it is T&#038;A XX Division Champion Jerri Li in possession of the can, drunk out of her mind and being helped home by some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Death Of The Portuguese Man Of War</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/23/the-death-of-the-portuguese-man-of-war/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/23/the-death-of-the-portuguese-man-of-war/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Portuguese Man of War</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=715</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[Our drunken luchador hero is searching through an ancient aztec temple for the oldest and wisest of all luchadors, the old ones. He wipes cobwebs as thick as treacle to find five skeletons in moth bitten masks. Suddenly the floor gives way beneath him and he falls into the bottomless pit with a loud thud.]
Clive: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Raccoon City Kennels From Hell</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/22/raccoon-city-kennels-from-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=487</guid>
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&#8220;Oh, cerebrum breath, what have you done?&#8221; asked Death.
&#8220;Brains, brains?&#8221; replied the zombie cheerleader.
&#8220;Yes, you, Katie Vicks-Death. Pardon my clunky exposition, especially since you know all this, but there are cops searching our palatial estate here in Raccoon City, which i bought for us after we got married and which also explains why you haven&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Answer To The Mystery Of The Universe</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/22/the-answer-to-the-mystery-of-the-universe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=612</guid>
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[Mr. Fantastic is in front of the camera. Cleetus the Double Jointed Retard and a hot bitch in a green bikini spraying herself with a hosepipe are stood in the background. Mr. Fantastic puts on his sunglasses and points at the screen.]
Mr. Fantastic: Woo! Steven Hawkings, it looks like you&#8217;ve got yourself a little playmate. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The CHAMP&#8230;speaks?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/21/the-champspeaks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=566</guid>
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~~~Connie Lingus and GRAND SLAM CHAMPION Steve Studnuts are eating lunch in downtown Phoenix.~~~
Connie: Steve? Don&#8217;t you think that since you&#8217;ve won every title in Brawlers on a Budget, you should cut a promo? There&#8217;s been a long history of champions &#8220;disappearing&#8221; from the airwaves after winning major championships there. Honestly, no kidding around this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hail to the Kings.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/20/hail-to-the-kings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=634</guid>
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[The scene: The Residence of Evil. The time: 10 o'clock PM, July 19th, 2008. Pigeon and Roydz have just entered through the front door, wearing the Sinister City jerseys they wore to the game. The game they lost. The game Axl bet on... and is now more than pissed off about. As Pigeon and Steve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why can&#8217;t we live together?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/20/why-cant-we-live-together/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=575</guid>
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[We open to a man with a thumbs up sign in front of his chest.]
Timmy: How many whips do you have there?
Jerri: Enough to make you bleed.
[Jerri clasps her hand around the side of the door behind her and slams it shut.]
Jerri: I&#8217;m going to open new realms of pains until your ears bleed.
Timmy: Wait [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bio ( without the dome )</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/19/bio-without-the-dome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Angelina X</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch This Rant!
Hello again, I&#8217;m Angelina X, here&#8217;s more about me. I&#8217;m five foot six, one hundred and nineteen pounds. I&#8217;m from Las Vegas. That&#8217;s right, Sin City baby! I&#8217;m a former trainer of Sin City Icons cheerleaders and now I&#8217;m the new valet for the greatest wrestler on four wheels, Stupendous Steve Hawking. My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Animal Kingdom</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/19/the-animal-kingdom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=606</guid>
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[Kevin The Pyromaniac is sat on a the bottom step of a set of white painted stairs. The blistering sun shines rainbows through his eyelashes. He puts on a pair of black sunglasses, being careful not to jam the earpieces into his eyes.]
Kevin: I need an ice cream.
[He stands up and walks along a set [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three Points.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/18/three-points/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=591</guid>
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[We open to Sinister Stadium, the local arena in Sinister City, Utah. The Sinister City SugarMamas are delievering a rapid-fire ass-kicking to the Dungsville DoodieDaddies in what has turned out to be the basketball equivolant to a sports entertainment squash match. Number 69, Michael Jordasche is leading the pack of SugarMamas in a raping [and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Sorry, Too!!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/18/im-sorry-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:25:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=620</guid>
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Mike &#8220;The Monotone&#8221; Monroe was seated beside BOB&#8217;s newest (and highest paid!) mega-star, Kobe Gyant, in a dark studio. This must be a super special &#8220;shoot&#8221; interview! Let&#8217;s see!

Mike, like somebody else, I asked John FIVE times to apologize to some of the BOB roster for me, you know&#8230;but he let me know that he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Stephen Hawking</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/17/to-stephen-hawking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:38:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Angelina X</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=152</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[View This Rant!
Stephen, let me apologize for my brazen attempt to steal your thunder. All I want to do is wheel you to the ring, cheer for you, be your valet. There is no other agenda, other than maybe to use my hot body to make a crippled man walk again. 
Let me help you, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stuff. Things. Silly Noises.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/16/stuff-things-silly-noises/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 05:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Coma</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=631</guid>
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[Tense music. Ooh-ee-ooh kind of music. Real "Ooh, that's eerie" kind of music. You know the kind.]
Off-screen voice: Choose.
[A long, ancient oaken table, festooned with cups of all sizes and styles. Gold, silver, jewel-encrusted, shiny, shiny cups. It's like looking into Liberace's kitchen. In the middle, a plain wooden cup, roughly made. The words "PROPERTY [...]]]></description>
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		<title>XXXtreme Genius. Ha. Ha. Ha</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/15/xxxtreme-genius-ha-ha-ha/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stupendous Stephen Hawking</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=137</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Watch the Rant!






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		<title>Bad Apples</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/13/bad-apples/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=617</guid>
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[Mr. Fantastic is blowing up balloons for his kid's birthday party. There are smiley faces, clowns and even goofy looking cartoon dogs floating on strings. A pink and creamy Barbie cake is sat in the middle of a table.]
Mr. Fantastic: I never did understand that boy.
Sally aka Mrs. Fantastic: I suppose you&#8217;d prefer GI Joe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Human Furniture</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/12/human-furniture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 16:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=577</guid>
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[Jerri Li is sat at her computer, watching a montage of various people sticking middle fingers up at the screen as a voice repeats insults like 'fuck you,' 'you're an asshole,' 'die,' 'kill yourself' and 'eat shit.' Jerri is leaning back in her chair with a look of ecstasy on her face. A man in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Freestyle? Where&#8217;s my refund?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/10/freestyle-wheres-my-refund/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=625</guid>
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Let there be&#8230;.KOBE! Yes, just as God a few billion years let there be light, the future of this business arrived for this Rant. Some odd looking guy was standing next to him. Kobe towered over him. All 7 feet and 3 inches. And what could be scarier for a white dude than a really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Starting small.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/10/132/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stupendous Stephen Hawking</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=132</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[The study of "Stupendous" Stephen Hawking. The genius himself sits before a roaring fire, a snifter of brandy close at hand. Much good that that will do him, but it's a nice set dressing, I suppose. Steve blinks meaningfully at us and speaks.]
[Well, you know what I mean.]
Watch the Rant!





[Fade out]

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		<title>Load *New Wrestler,8,1</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/09/load-new-wrestler81/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stupendous Stephen Hawking</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=127</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Watch the Rant!



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		<title>Welcome Fo Shizzle</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/09/welcome-fo-shizzle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blackman White</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=614</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The screen cuts open to a white man, with a grill, who starts rapping.
Man: Yo, this is fo sho, I like cats, look at you with your silly hats, you look retarded, hey look! I just farded, don&#8217;t call me retarded, I just farded, my name is Blackman White, and I came here for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctors and Nurses</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/09/doctors-and-nurses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=610</guid>
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[Kevin, covered from head to toe in bandages, smiles as his backyard ragtag army walks into his hospital room carrying a portable cooker.]
Benny: You wont be eating hospital food anymore.
[They plug the appliance into the wall and start heating up some oil. They take a box of eggs out of a rustling plastic bag and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The best promo ever!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/08/the-best-promo-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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INSERT PROMO HERE. WHAT? YOU FORGOT? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE TO WIN ME THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS! &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. D&#8217;OH!

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		<title>20.005 Leagues Over Your Head!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/07/20005-leagues-over-your-head/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kobe Gyant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=628</guid>
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The camera opens up on a large room. It&#8217;s the biggest room you&#8217;ve ever seen. It&#8217;s so big it&#8217;s in the Guiness Book of World Room Size Records. And it&#8217;s poorly lit because the owner of the room is 10,000% committed to fighting global warming. As well as all forms of cancer and AIDS and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pre-Match Meal</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/07/pre-match-meal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=587</guid>
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(The Great is at his dinner table, surrounded by his family and Pete Trable. This isn&#8217;t a fable. Join them to eat if you&#8217;re able. Big Daddy V used to be Mable. Scene set-up written by Pete Trable.)
&#8220;The Great&#8221;: Pete, that was terrible! The Great is moments away from the biggest match in The Great&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I-don&#8217;t-even-read-the-shows-these-days promoing</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/07/i-dont-even-read-the-shows-these-days-promoing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:11:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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*Completely ignoring that technically, there&#8217;s a PPV going on right now, Mr. Paradox sits in front of a cheap TV, Playstation 2 controller in his hands, his eyes narrow.*
Mr. Paradox: Block&#8230; Block, damn you! *sound of buttons clicking* Do I have to play as Ryu again? Come on&#8230; *Sighs, hits the soft reset combination* Fucking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beer Town</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/05/beer-town/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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['Rock n Roll' by Led Zeppelin is playing in a bar, where Mr. Fantastic is sat drinking cans of Budweiser and crushing them on his head with a korean man named Kim. Both are dunk.]
Mr. Fantastic: You koreans know all that karate shit like in The Matrix, right?
Kim: Tae Kwon Do, and not all koreans [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I did not enter a valid subject the first time</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/03/i-did-not-enter-a-valid-subject-the-first-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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~~~Steve Studnuts is at his computer, grumbling noticeably. Connie Lingus, the oh so hot Connie Lingus, approaches cautiously.~~~
Connie: What are you doing, Steve? Still trying to figure out what side I&#8217;m on? Your&#8217;s or Trey&#8217;s? I know it was little confusing at !MPLOSION! 8, but coming to one of shows for the very first time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Applecore!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/02/applecore/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/07/02/applecore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=644</guid>
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[Mr. Fantastic is in an orchard, already looking at the camera, biting into a bright green apple so that the juices run down in his chin. He throws the apple at a wall so that it explodes on impact. He puts on his sunglasses, with the lightning design, and points at the camera.]
Mr. Fantastic: Oh [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bag Hangover Promo #3</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/29/bag-hangover-promo-3/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/29/bag-hangover-promo-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=646</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[Kevin is squashing tomato ketchup packets with a hammer. He pretends they're Trey Vincent's face and mumbles under his breath.]
Kevin: stupidsonofabithccostmethemaineventmatchwillya?

[Kevin removes his sweat drenched red Harley Davidson t-shirt and flexes his pale muscles the size of grapes.]
Kevin: Trey, if we&#8217;re gonna have a match against each other at Unfourgiven, I think I should have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bowling For Turpentine</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/27/bowling-for-turpentine/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/27/bowling-for-turpentine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=658</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[Mr. Fantastic is eating a cheese and ketchup sandwich in his local bowling alley. He is sat with Cleetus the Double Jointed Lunatic, one of his old tag team partners. Cleetus is picking at pimples on his face whilst simultaneously picking gristle out of his teeth with a toothpick.]
Mr. Fantastic: Pass the cottage cheese.
[Cleetus belches [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slap And A Tickle</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/25/slap-and-a-tickle/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/25/slap-and-a-tickle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=579</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Jerri: Are you the real Frank?
Frank: Unfortunately, yes.
Jerri: What happened to your limbs?
Frank: I was in a car accident and they were all torn off. It came as a shock being a careful driver my whole life. Then one day I wake up without any limbs and need people to help me go to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOB Presents: UnFOURgiven!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/25/bob-presents-unfourgiven/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/25/bob-presents-unfourgiven/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1195</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[On July 5, Brawlers On a Budget presents its summer spectacular BOB-On-Demand event, UnFOURgiven, live from Madison&#8217;s Octagonal Arena! Tickets are still on sale!
Here&#8217;s what you&#8217;ll see at UnFOURgiven:
-Grand Slam Finals, Winner Takes Every BOB Title (THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS, Swiss Army Belt, and Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Titles): [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finding Axl&#8230; pt.3</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/25/finding-axl-pt3/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/25/finding-axl-pt3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:21:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=667</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
&#8220;Face the Truth.&#8221;
&#8220;SMP&#8230; he&#8217;s washed up. Hell, he hasn&#8217;t even earned the title of BEING washed up! The guy&#8217;s barely a blip on the radar! And he has just about as much chance of holding the OWTTM as he does of holding Nurse Heidi&#8230; which is about the same chance he has of defeating Trey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Hangover Promo #2</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/25/bad-hangover-promo-2/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/25/bad-hangover-promo-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=665</guid>
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[Kevin The Pyromaniac is watching a portable TV on the porch before his backyard.]
Kevin: Mr. Paradox, Trey Vincent was my idol. To me he is the pinnacle of sports entertainment. When I held the NGETFA tag titles with him it was like a boyhood dream come true. Like when Edge held the tag belts in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A moment with the Swiss Ar-um, what champ am I?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/24/a-moment-with-the-swiss-ar-um-what-champ-am-i/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/24/a-moment-with-the-swiss-ar-um-what-champ-am-i/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=678</guid>
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~~~Steve Studnuts is at the Arizona Center in downtown Phoenix at the Piano Bar, a gaggle of hot chicks navigate around him like the moons to his Jupiter. He has a championship belt draped over his shoulder. A giant arrow, digitalized on the screen appears over the title, with flashing words ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bitter Reaction</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/24/bitter-reaction/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/24/bitter-reaction/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=971</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
*The abandoned warehouse that Mr. Paradox and Dr. Thrilla usually film in now looks like it was hit with a cruise missile. Dr. Thrilla himself is carrying a sledgehammer, clanging in fury and putting holes in the walls.*
Dr. Thrilla: *irate metal clanging*
*Cecil enters the scene, wearing riot gear.*

Cecil: Doctor, calm down. Just because you lost [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOB releases Alex Smith, Randall Mooby</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/23/bob-releases-alex-smith-randall-mooby/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/23/bob-releases-alex-smith-randall-mooby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1199</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[BOB Wrestling has released Alex Smith and Randall Mooby. 
BOB wishes Smith and Mooby the worst in the future endeavors. Because they&#8217;re the suck&#8230;

]]></description>
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		<title>BOB Wrestling Presents: iMPLOSION 9!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/23/bob-wrestling-presents-implosion-9/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/23/bob-wrestling-presents-implosion-9/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1382</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Next Wednesday, Brawlers On a Budget returns to G5 TV with Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #9, the final stop before to our next BOB-On-Demand event, UnFOURgiven.
BOBWrestling.com has received the following information regarding Wednesday&#8217;s iMPLOSION from BOB Vice President In Charge of Everything Trey Vincent:
-Trey Vincent will defend his half of the Not Good Enough To [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Hangover Promo #1</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/23/bad-hangover-promo-1/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/23/bad-hangover-promo-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=672</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[The scene opens up with a close-up of a Trey Vincent poster curling as it burns. We slowly pan out to see cardboard cutouts, t-shirts, action figures, plush dolls, coloring books, lunchboxes and even the 'tickle me' Trey Vincent that Kevin got for Christmas. Kevin is sat a good distance away, eating a microwave dinner [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iMPLOSION 9 Special Report</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/21/implosion-9-special-report/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/21/implosion-9-special-report/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=745</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[Ted the Sarcastic PR guy is seen outside of a hotel in Sin City.]
Ted: Hello, BOB Wrestling fans! It&#8217;s been a crazy few days around here trying to get the scoop on iMPLOSION 9. Here&#8217;s the latest info:
Ted: Seth Harker made a shocking announcement that royally upset Vice President in Charge of Everything Trey Vincent. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>At home with the Fantastics</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/19/at-home-with-the-fantastics/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/19/at-home-with-the-fantastics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=684</guid>
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[Mr. Fantastic is sat in a deck chair outside his trailer. He's eating barbecue ribs and knocking back a few Heinekens as his son and daughter wrestle each other in mud like pigs. The sun is sizzling in the sky and the ground is covered with littered pork rinds.]
Mr. Fantastic: Hit her in the belly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finding Axl&#8230; pt.2</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/18/finding-axl-pt2/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/18/finding-axl-pt2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=760</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Joke&#8217;s over.&#8221;
- Axl
[Scene: Residence of Evil... Living Room. Thursday, May 29th... 2:45am.]
Rose: Axl, what the FUCK was that?
Axl: It was the end of me giving in to all of the assholes and their barrage of names and taunts! It was the beginning of me taking a STAND for myself!
Rose: Axl. You don&#8217;t take a stand [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Color Of Pomegranates</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/12/color-of-pomegranates/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/12/color-of-pomegranates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=686</guid>
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[Mr. Fantastic is sat in a doctor's office.]
Doctor: Mr. Fantastic, I&#8217;m afraid you have brain cancer.
Mr. Fantastic: &#8230;
Doctor: Oops, sorry. Wrong file. You are severely retarded however.
[Mr. Fantastic looks into the camera.]
Mr. Fantastic: Well let me tell ya something Mean Gene, I&#8217;ve been wrestling guys three times your size back to back and I&#8217;ve hit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sad, Confusing, Happy Ending</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/12/sad-confusing-happy-ending/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/12/sad-confusing-happy-ending/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=656</guid>
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[The scene: Happy Ending Bar. Trey Vincent is sitting at the bar, emptying a glass full of brown liquid. That's when he noticed a lovely young thing next to him.]
TV: Wow (he said staring directly at her chest). Awesome.
[The Asian was about to get up when Trey put a hand on her shoulder.]
TV: You know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s&#8230; How I Roll A Joint</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/12/thats-how-i-roll-a-joint/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:32:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kurt Angel</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=444</guid>
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[Wow, it's been ages since I Ranted. Even though I swear I Ranted sometime in the past four years, I'll be damned if I can find the proof. Ah, the things these drugs do to my brain. Well, UnFOURgiven is coming up, and I have a date with density. A man named Viruz. But enough [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Am Dlacura, Coo-Coo-Cachoo</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/12/i-am-dlacura-coo-coo-cachoo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=670</guid>
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[Trey Vincent was lost in the hell that is Sin City's Chinatown district. He took off his black winter cap, rubbed his brown hair, and looked around at the bustling little Chinamen and Chinawomen.]
Voice: You awl rost. 
[Trey spun around. A man with a long gray moustache stood behind him. Well, in front of him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2 Grills 1 Steak</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/11/2-grills-1-steak/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=691</guid>
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[Kevin The Pyromaniac is sat in front of a television set, guzzling down five year old beer and chain smoking cigarettes like they're going out of fashion. He pulls a VHS tape out of his ripped denim jacket with what appears to be the letters 'BMW' written on in black marker.]
Kevin: Next week is the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s on first?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/07/whos-on-first/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=708</guid>
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~~~Steve Studnuts is sitting at his computer reading !MPLOSION! 7. After observing him for several minutes, you noticed a range of emotions from exhilaration to dejection. Maybe you didn’t notice. Pay attention, motherfucker. Connie Lingus, Steve’s live-in mooch that looks like the combined mega-sexiness of Cindy Crawford, Darva Conger, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Angie Everhart, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The TITLE, Part 2</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/03/the-title-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah The Jobber Slayer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=675</guid>
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A Rant On Tape: As Read By XamfARRR!
XamFARRR: Yar, outside of the Four Dragons Casino in Sin City, SARRRah &#8220;The JobbARRR SlayARRR&#8221; and Trey Vincent walked towARRRd the front doors. The perfect sunny desert spring weathARRR would not deter Trey and SARRRah from enjoying the wailing police sirens in the distance. As they walked, Trey&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Romance</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/06/03/romance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=581</guid>
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[In a hotel room, fashioned with silk and plain wooden flooring, a man lays naked on a bed with the sheet covering his lower half. He has his hands behind his head and a broad smile across his face from anticipation. He hears a key turning in the door and Jerri Li walks in with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Great gets ready for Implosion Eight</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/31/the-great-gets-ready-for-implosion-eight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 17:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=649</guid>
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(In St. Louis, Missouri, The Great has called for a “family meeting.” The wife deeply sighs, the kids moan, the Mother in Law says, “Whah whah whuh, WHAH?” and Pete Trable pretty much says the same thing, which was, “What da f&#8212;k, n&#8212;&#8211;a?”. 
Regardless of the unwillingness, everybody attends the meeting. They are all lined [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Direct Provocation</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/30/direct-provocation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 22:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=974</guid>
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*In a low-rent apartment in South Dakota, Mr. Paradox is gluing the plaster statue of Godzilla 2000 back together after the Stonecutter delivered to it at iMPLOSION. He is wearing a particle mask and goggles, but his eyes are still visible and narrow with anger.*
Mr. Paradox: God damn it. StompTokyo will have my legs broken [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pyromania runs wild again</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/28/pyromania-runs-wild-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 21:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=697</guid>
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[Kevin grabs a chunk of meat as sweat from the oven's heat pours down his face. He pulls the bones out from beneath the skin and drop them into a brown paper bag. Be puts the baking tray into the oven, praying it doesn't explode. Kevin the falls back into a chair as though he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In The Mind Of A Madman</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/28/in-the-mind-of-a-madman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 14:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Portuguese Man of War</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=717</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[The Portuguese Man Of War is sat in front of a television set watching a rant by Duke Thompson. He's wearing a pink frilly tuxedo from the 70s and a metallic colored version of his mask. His trainer, Paul Yoman, is sat on a chair with his arms crossed.]
Yoman: This man is seriously and dangerously [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rubber &amp; Glue</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/27/rubber-glue/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 00:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fantastic</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=693</guid>
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[A 50 year old bodybuilder covered in baby oil is flexing his muscles in front of a mirror. He smiles his overly whitened teeth and clenches his fists. He turns to the camera and points.]
Mr. Fantastic: Woo! I&#8217;m coming to Brawlers On A Budget and can&#8217;t nobody stop me!
[He stops flexing his muscles and picks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sugar</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/26/sugar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 12:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=701</guid>
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[Kevin is hiding in long grass amongst daisies trying to catch frogs. His hair is covered in mud and he has a black eye. He grabs hold of the frog and stands up, spinning on his feet and jumping into the air.]
Kevin: One more for the lawnmower.
[Kevin throws the frog into a bucket and covers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finding Axl.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/25/finding-axl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 05:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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[Scene: Outside Goth Topik... Sinister City, Utah.]
[Axl and Rose are standing outside the display window of Goth Topik, both wearing black from head to toe.]
Axl: I just don&#8217;t know Rose&#8230;
Rose: Are you sure you&#8217;re not mistaken about what the guy meant? Are you SURE you have to get a new wardrobe? I mean&#8230; wouldn&#8217;t just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Icon?&#8221; ruins &#8220;Idol?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/25/icon-ruins-idol/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 00:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=723</guid>
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LOS ANGELES &#8211; The grown-up rocker triumphed over the smooth-voiced kid as David Cook claimed the “American Idol” title Wednesday, and it wasn’t as much of a surprise as it seemed. However, a little known professional wrestler from a small time, and arguably low budget “promotion” caused several surprises of his own.
While the judges all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>in Which Zee Dook Rants Like Madman</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/24/in-which-zee-dook-rants-like-madman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 21:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Thompson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=934</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[Duke Thompson. "The Shit". A hulking mammoth of a man at 6'8" tall and nearly three-hundred muscle-bound pounds squeezed tightly into a much-too-small tank top. For this displays his impressive bodybuilding physique, you see. Confidently, he stands before a cheap-o "BOB" banner loosely taped to a nondescript white wall.]
YARG~! On yon feet, bitches! For Zee [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Garbage &#8216;n&#8217; Weapons</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/22/garbage-n-weapons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 20:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=695</guid>
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[We open at Trey Vincent's office, which is — sadly — his apartment, because BOB no longer has corporate offices as a result of that Comedy Central fiasco. Trey is seated in a black leather chair in front of a computer monitor, which sits atop a generic folding table (the same kind that guys usually [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pete &#8220;Trouble?&#8221; In &#8220;Paradise?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/22/pete-trouble-in-paradise/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/22/pete-trouble-in-paradise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 17:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=705</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
(In his home in St. Louis, Missouri, The Great has a crisis on his hands. The Great is discussing the problem with his wife&#8212;)
“The Great”: Where’s Pete Trable? The Great has a situation The Great needs to exterminate.
The Great’s wife: Why? What’s going on?
“The Great”: The Great is certain you know what is going on. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jenga!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/22/jenga/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/22/jenga/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 16:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Portuguese Man of War</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=719</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[The scene opens looking through a window as a wood paneled car pulls up. A man in a suit and a mask covered in tentacles pulls himself out from beneath a table whilst being careful not to be spotted. There is a heavy knock on the door that sounds more like a sledgehammer.]
Bailiff: I know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOB Wrestling presents iMPLOSION 7!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/21/bob-wrestling-presents-implosion-7/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/21/bob-wrestling-presents-implosion-7/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 02:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1384</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Next Wednesday, Brawlers On a Budget&#8217;s Grand Slam parody tournament extravaganza continues on Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #7 on G5 TV, emanating from the Four Dragons Casino in Sin City.
BOBWrestling.com has received the following information regarding Wednesday&#8217;s iMPLOSION from BOB Vice President In Charge of Everything Trey Vincent:
-Death, XXXtreme Machine, Dr. Silaconne M. Plants, Mr. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be True To Yourself&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/19/be-true-to-yourself/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/19/be-true-to-yourself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 04:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=886</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[Scene: Sinister City Laundromat...]
[The camera opens to find Axl removing his mini skirts and fishnet panty hose from the dryer. He loads them up into a basket, and carries the basket outside to his VW Beetle...]
Axl: Steve, can you open the back door?

Steve Roydz: [wearing a red, white, and blue singlet, and a bald cap] [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Over The Edge</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/19/over-the-edge/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/19/over-the-edge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 22:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=699</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[Jerri uses a remote to change from a show about a man in a diving suit to a documentary about lava flows. She starts to rub her arm where she has let her dog chew before burning herself with a zippo lighter.]
Jerri: Damn, I need some salt for the wound but I&#8217;m out of vodka. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glory To Kevin!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/17/glory-to-kevin/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/17/glory-to-kevin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 18:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=703</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[The scene opens in someone's backyard where Kevin has set up a row of what look like people. They are in fact dummies, mannequins, inflatable women, cardboard cutouts and even a scarecrow.]
Kevin: I have had enough of losing to inanimate objects! I want some respect from my peers for a change.
[Kevin tries to tackle a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hiearchy Newz : First Two Games in the Works&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/16/hiearchy-newz-first-two-games-in-the-works/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/16/hiearchy-newz-first-two-games-in-the-works/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 21:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=888</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hiearchy Newz Bulletin
By : Wes Rivers
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
As revealed at iMPLOSION! 6, Hierarchy leader Axl&#8217;s brother, Viruz, will soon be unleashing the latest, greatest console in the world of video gaming ; The X-Station Wii60. While details are sketchy, it HAS been confirmed that the first two games for ViTech&#8217;s monster system will be on the market [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Moment With The Champion</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/15/a-moment-with-the-champion/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/15/a-moment-with-the-champion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 19:12:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1033</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
*Dr. Thrilla appears in the middle of an empty bar (any bar is empty when he&#8217;s in it), wearing the Swiss Army Belt around his waist and drinking from a large wooden mug. It&#8217;s unclear what, exactly, is in it. Cecil sits next to him, sipping a martini and trying not to stare, and Mr. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The TITLE, Part 1</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/13/the-title-part-1/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/13/the-title-part-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 05:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah The Jobber Slayer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=733</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
The Title! A Rant On Tape: As Read By XamfARRR! Yarrrr! This be&#8211;
Sarah: (Voice) Read it right, Xamfir!
Xamfir: Fine. *Sigh* 
[Sound of a door closing.]

Sarah &#8220;The Jobber Slayer&#8221; stood outside a Chinese restARRRant in Sin City&#8217;s Chinatown district. She was standing in the middle of the sidewalk, smoking on a cigARRRette and blowing at people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Speaking his language</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/09/speaking-his-language/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/09/speaking-his-language/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 02:11:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=735</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
~~~Steve Studnuts is singing as Connie Lingus walks in~~~
Studs: …..and I’m proud to be an A-MER-I-CAN!
That can get pussy for free.
And I won’t forget the MEN WHO DIED!
That means for puss for me…
AND I’LL GLADLY&#8212; MOUNT YOU…
(beat)
From behind, with a dick that’s cleaner than Treeeeeeeeeeey’s
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt, I love PUS-SAAAAAAAAY!
Thank God, that&#8212; I’m&#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weapons of Choice</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/05/weapons-of-choice/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/05/weapons-of-choice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 16:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1037</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
*In a garage somewhere in South Dakota, Mr. Paradox and Dr. Thrilla are standing amid a rather large pile of junk.*
Mr. Paradox: Thrilla, if you&#8217;re going to battle Steve Studnuts on an even level, we&#8217;ll have to establish what you can do and what he can do.
Dr. Thrilla: *metal clanging*

Mr. Paradox: Exactly. Now, both of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gardening For Dummies</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/03/gardening-for-dummies/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/03/gardening-for-dummies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 00:16:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=737</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[Kevin is pissing like a racehorse when he sees someone watering their garden with a hosepipe through the window. Kevin zips up quickly and runs out. The man screams in surprise as Kevin appears next to him.]
Neighbor: Oh, it&#8217;s you. Say, Kevin, can you do this?
Kevin: Would you pay me for it?
Neighbor: Sure, I guess.
Kevin: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Treyn! *Dives*</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/02/treyn-dives/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/02/treyn-dives/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 22:44:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=743</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Studs: Fuck it, that match is already written. Why should I have to be entertaining to anybody other than myself at this point? This roleplay will not change that outcome.
[Trey Vincent is sitting at his computer.]
TV: Wow. He&#8217;s really giving me a LOT of credit. He thinks I&#8217;ve written a show that&#8217;s two weeks away! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t quit the day job&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/02/dont-quit-the-day-job/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/05/02/dont-quit-the-day-job/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 20:50:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=857</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
~~~Steve Studnuts is somewhere other than a boat this time, but by GAWD, he&#8217;s still singing. Terribly.
Connie Lingus, Steve&#8217;s resident cock warmer and mooch, is walking up to him as we speak. Look at an old Studs RP for her description, I&#8217;m pressed for time today. But she&#8217;s hot. Oh yeah, she&#8217;s hot.~~~
Studs: The LOOOOOOOVE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smudged Photo</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/30/smudged-photo/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/30/smudged-photo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:57:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Bananas</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=901</guid>
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[The scene opens inside a smoke filled car with turquoise tinted windows spattered with mud. As a bucket of water is thrown at the car the mud runs off and the sudden sunlight gives the smoky atmosphere a strange sea green glow. Joe Bananas is wearing a creased peach colored shirt and is smoking a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blueberry Pie</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/26/blueberry-pie/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/26/blueberry-pie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=747</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[Kevin covers a blueberry pie stain on the wall with a framed painting of a pineapple before jumping off the chair. He takes a drag on a cigarette before stacking the chair back onto a table. He swept the empty pie case off the edge into a garbage bag.]
Kevin: Well that didn&#8217;t go well.
Oscar: You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>xxxtemre hikoo!!!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/24/xxxtemre-hikoo/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/24/xxxtemre-hikoo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>XXXtreme Machine</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=653</guid>
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well kik ur asses
alx smith n litl gud!
cuz u rnt xxxteme!

]]></description>
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		<title>An attempt to find purpose</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/19/an-attempt-to-find-purpose/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/19/an-attempt-to-find-purpose/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 05:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1040</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
*In South Dakota, Mr. Paradox and Dr. Thrilla are playing gin rummy, Cecil sitting on the sidelines. Mr. Paradox sighs.*
Mr. Paradox: Sometimes I wonder&#8230; what exactly am I in the company now? Face or heel?
Dr. Thrilla: *metal clanging*

Cecil: The doctor always assuemd you were a heel.
Mr. Paradox: That&#8217;s what I used to think, but aside [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sailing!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/16/sailing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:18:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=860</guid>
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~~~Steve Studnuts is seen wearing a leisure suit in the ballroom of what appears to be a luxury liner/cruise ship. He has a microphone and a familiar theme to people sorta old plays faintly in the background.~~~
Studs: (singing, sounding like a cross between William Shatner and Chris Isaac.) Loooove………Oh it’s shin-y and new.
Come aboooooard, we’re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sit Tight</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/16/sit-tight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=802</guid>
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[Jerri Li is sat in her living room watching a scat movie whilst eating chocolate ice cream. Suddenly the doorbell rings and she goes to answer.]
Delivery Man: Here&#8217;s the package you ordered.
[Jerri takes the package and slams the door shut. She takes it into the living room, unties the string and rips off the brown [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seth Harker, who goes there? Part 2</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/14/seth-harker-who-goes-there-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=753</guid>
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(A couple of days ago, on the Brawler’s on a Budget Rant Zone&#8212;)
“The Great”: Can you see who it is? Why don’t you just open the door?
The Great’s wife: No way! It’s a white guy, dressed like a black guy, with baggy jeans and boots. He looks pretty scary and pissed. He could be a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seth Harker, who goes there?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/12/seth-harker-who-goes-there/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=751</guid>
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(The Great is at his home in St. Louis, Mo. He’s sitting at his kitchen table, with a stack of envelopes about 3 feet high in front of him. He’s diligently writing in a fold-over notepad, most likely his check balance register. Probably is, since The Great is noticeably sweating.)
“The Great”: 200 and 50 dollars [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Speed Dating</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/10/speed-dating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=850</guid>
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[Kevin The Pyromaniac is sat at a candlelit table in a fancy restaurant looking at a menu. Sat opposite him is a girl with blonde hair named Lucille.]
Kevin: Don&#8217;t you think prawns look like insects?
Lucille: Gross! I wont be ordering them then.
[Kevin smiles.]
Kevin: You wont be having any of the mints then either, they look [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Meditation</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/07/meditation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1042</guid>
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*Three men sit side-by-side in the lotus position, holding their arms out at their sides. Dr. Thrilla is on the left, Cecil on the right, and Mr. Paradox in the middle. They sit on a blanket atop a layer of snow.*
Mr. Paradox: We are not at a loss for things to do this promo&#8230;

Dr. Thrilla: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Semi-Final Saturday</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/05/semi-final-saturday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=729</guid>
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[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants and Nurse Heidi are seen milling around the outside walkways of The Alamo Dome in San Antonio, Texas, along with thousands of other fans in a mixed sea of Memphis, Carolina, UCLA, and Kansas blue. Well, all except for Dr. Plants, who’s wearing a homemade, iron-on lettered t-shirt that reads, “I’m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trip To Heave And Hoe</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/02/trip-to-heave-and-hoe/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/02/trip-to-heave-and-hoe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Bananas</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=899</guid>
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[Joe Bananas climbs into a car playing Stone Free by Jimi Hendrix on the stereo. He clears cigarettes stained with pink lipstick from the dusty seat before grabbing the wheel. He drops his can of beer on the dashboard with a clang and sits back sharply. His skin has a sheen from the bubblebath and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You suck.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/04/02/you-suck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Definitely the low-point of my career. Hah.

[The picture takes shape around Düff lying in bed, passed out. Next to him, a bottle of Jack Daniels sits upright somehow. It's about half empty. A line of translucent drool rolls down his chin as he snores. The lights are low and the only thing illuminating the room [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phone Call</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/23/phone-call/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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[Jerri opens a drawer filled with dust. She takes out a pair of nail clippers, a nail file and a brown and turquoise makeup bag. Suddenly her cell phone rings and she answers with a smile, knowing who the caller is.]
Jerri: What&#8217;s up Doc?
Jason: Freddy told me you wanted to come to the zentai party [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Melting Cheese</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/17/melting-cheese/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=852</guid>
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[Kevin The Pyromaniac is seen in a bubble bath eating fresh fruit. His face is covered in puss oozing zits that just seem to get bigger and bigger. A lot of his body has swollen up due to severe burns. Kevin picks another piece of fresh fruit from a mesh bag and puffs his chest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Salisbury steak in 6 minutes? Part 2</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/16/salisbury-steak-in-6-minutes-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 23:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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(Continued from last time:
Dinner is over and most everybody is in the family room. The Mother in Law has the letter. The Great and his wife are on the couch. 14-year old Lori had “better things to do” and went to her room. 10-year old Nick and 5-year old Little Johnny are sitting on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Salisbury steak in 6 minutes?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/15/salisbury-steak-in-6-minutes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:26:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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(The Great and his family are just settling in at the supper table: )
“The Great”: Mmmmm. That smells good. The Great is starving, if The Great doesn’t eat soon there’s a possibility The Great&#8212;&#8211; might evaporate.
The Great’s wife: It does smell good! Only 5 more minutes, that’s assuming Lori moved the microwave power setting to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Massively Cool Mini-Commentary</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/15/massively-cool-mini-commentary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:57:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah The Jobber Slayer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=755</guid>
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Caption: From Massively Cool
Sarah &#34;The ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS&#34;: Greetings, BOB viewers. It&#8217;s your new ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS and favorite jobber slayer, along with&#8230;
Trey Vincent: The Vice President in Charge of Everything, and one-half of the Most Flammable Tag Team Period, Trey Vincent.
Sarah: Is that really your new tag team name?

TV: Sure, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Voodoo</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/15/voodoo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Bananas</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=895</guid>
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[The scene opens inside a small hut with a smoky atmosphere. The bamboo walls are covered with severed hands nailed at the fingers, skulls and photographs of men with their eyes burnt out. Sat next to a refrigerator at a dusk pink table playing cards is an old man wearing black sunglasses and a toothy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tell me how much they fuckin&#8217; suck.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/15/tell-me-how-much-they-fuckin-suck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this is my first attempt at any sort of comedy character, I realize it&#8217;s not too funny, but I didn&#8217;t really try too hard, just a kind of introduction of sorts. Have fun reading it!

[The picture fades in to see a fat man sitting on a tattered leather couch with his fingers buried in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Where Are They Filming From Anyway?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/13/so-where-are-they-filming-from-anyway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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*Somewhere in South Dakota, Mr. Paradox adjusts the camera and then sits at a round, stained table alongside Dr. Thrilla and Cecil, the next card in front of them. Mr. Paradox runs a line alongside it and smirks.*
Mr. Paradox: Me versus the Snapmare Kid, huh? Well, that should be simple enough. I mean, if I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Give Me Liberty, or Give Me Dr. Death!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/12/give-me-liberty-or-give-me-dr-death/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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By Haywood Jablome
FP Writer
WASHINGTON &#8211; Death, the former Brawlers On a Budget ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS, has endorsed assisted suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian&#8217;s plan to run for Congress, one which complicates a Michigan race that is expected to be among the most competitive in the nation.
The so-called &#8220;Dr. Death,&#8221; who was released from prison [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Era RP. March 12, 2008.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/12/new-era-rp-march-12-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:15:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=831</guid>
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[Dr. Sliaconne M. Plants and Nurse Heidi are in his office. Yeah, this is pretty much the same thing as last time except that Plants no longer has ice on his balls. There seems to be a bit of distress on Heidi’s visage, as she uses a half a semester of “character acting” at Monserrat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Walk The Walk</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/10/walk-the-walk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Bananas</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=897</guid>
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['Da Mystery Of Chessboxin' by Wu-Tang Clan is playing in the background. An outlined Django Reinhardt CD is on a shelf on the wall as Joe eats Boo Berry cereal with a spoon. The walls spin around his eyes and a headache takes to his skull. The helicopter wallpaper bounces music as Joe opens the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poker</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/05/poker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Bananas</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=893</guid>
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['All Or Nothin' by Three 6 Mafia is playing on a stereo as Joe watches a horse race on a scratchy television set out of the corner of his eye. He moves his chips into the middle of the table without looking.]
Tyrrell: Put the game on man.
[One of the other players flips the channel to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Game of Russian Roulette</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/05/a-game-of-russian-roulette/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1060</guid>
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(For maximum effect, this scene is set to &#8220;Russian Roulette&#8221; from the soundtrack to the video game Killer7.)
*Mr. Paradox sits across a table from Dr. Thrilla. Cecil sits between them, leaning back in his chair for safety reasons. He holds a gun in one hand, the chamber open, and a single bullet in the other.*

Cecil: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snowball Fight</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/04/snowball-fight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:12:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=854</guid>
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[Kevin is seen finishing a snowman. He wraps a brown scarf around it's neck, puts coal in for eyes and a carrot for a nose.]
Kevin: Piece of cake!
[Around him are similarly aged teenagers with snowballs in their hands. 'Taxman' by The Beatles is playing on a stereo nearby.]
Kevin: Let&#8217;s get down to brass tacks, we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SMP, NH, SS, and a RBNS</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/03/04/smp-nh-ss-and-a-rbns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants is once again, back in his office. He pushes away from his desk, revealing a comedy ice bag situated over his groin area. He hits his overhead page button:]
SMP: Nurse Heidi, please report to the office.
[Moments later, Nurse Heidi is with the Doc in the office.]

NH: What’s up? I know it’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jigsaw</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/28/jigsaw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=862</guid>
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[Kevin is seen finishing a blue vase jigsaw puzzle. There is also a box with a glass of water on a cloth and a scuffed older box with a boat. There is a newspaper nearby as Kevin tries to become craftier for his matches. He scratches his hair and puts on a woolly hat before [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We ain&#8217;t going out like that?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/28/we-aint-going-out-like-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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(The Great and his family are sitting in his living room. The fireplace is glowing with full flaming, store bought “fire log” used to reduce harmful emissions and still provide heat and ambiance. The Great is once again the focal point of “wrestling questions” and whether or not he’s ever going to generate any income [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What about you&#8230; WHAT ABOUT ME.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/27/what-about-you-what-about-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pigeon</dc:creator>
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Pigeon: Death given by a blade&#8230;
Cutting sharply through the pain&#8230;
I feel this&#8230;
Though I take this, I am insane in the membrane.
Pigeon: Doth truth verily giveth me the four years which hath slain.
I know not what I do,
I see not what I can.
Insane&#8230;
Insane in the brain.
Pigeon: Destiny triumph again and again&#8230;
Not which is not, but that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pete Train is insane</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/27/the-pete-train-is-insane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete XFactor Trable</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=875</guid>
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[Pete Trable is in his crib. Chillin’ like a mofo, wearing some super baggy jeans, some tan Lugz®, and a Cleveland Cavaliers throwback jersey, the one with the dumb looking basketball rim and ball on it. He also has a baseball cap on, cocked crooked on his head. Pete has informed me that he’s relieved [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lemonade</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/26/lemonade/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=866</guid>
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[The scene opens with Jerri lying on a bed with scars on her face.]
Jerri: That was awesome!
[She leans over and pulls a piece barbed wire from a draw and starts rubbing it between her teeth, cutting the edges of her mouth. The sounds of a shower in the next room stop and a man named [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fishing Trip</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/24/fishing-trip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=864</guid>
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[Kevin is seen with a sewing needle on a thread fixing a fur coat. After he is finished he puts on the coat and picks up a fishing rod. He grabs a box of tackle and pulls the insides out and stuffs them in his pocket.]
Kevin&#8217;s Father: Caught you red handed!
Kevin: I&#8217;m going to catch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dissecting Totally Dead</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/24/dissecting-totally-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 16:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1070</guid>
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*Mr. Paradox adjusts the camera, and then sits on a counter in a disused building, again somewhere in South Dakota. Next to him, Dr. Thrilla has a rusty scalpel in hand and is busily cutting into some poor fool who fell for the &#8220;All-in-one&#8221; surgery package advertised on the door. The man being carved can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drop Da Mic.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/22/drop-da-mic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete XFactor Trable</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1077</guid>
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Pete: Yo, yo, YO&#8230; Lemme speak on this.
&#8220;Doctah Thrilla, he vanilla, he be borin&#8217; like a crack-ah&#8217;,
I&#8217;ll cut him intah ribbons, zap that bitch wit&#8217; my bug zapp-ah&#8217;.
I&#8217;ll slice him and I&#8217;ll dice him, then I&#8217;ll slice him some more,
Show that bitch my right and left hand, then I&#8217;ll show him the floor.
He be chompin&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cruel Intentions</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/22/cruel-intentions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=868</guid>
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[A bar. Pretty empty. "Chinese Burn" by Curve is blaring over the sound system. Only one girl is sitting at the bar. Trey Vincent approaches.]
TV: Kyra? What a coincidence.
Kyra: Have we fucked?
TV: Yeah.
Kyra: I knew your face looked familiar. What&#8217;s up? 
TV: Nothing. Just getting some beers. 
Kyra: Drinking makes me so horny…what was your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flashback to the future</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/22/flashback-to-the-future/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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[The scene opens outside the nuthouse with heavy rain pouring down. Kevin The Pyromaniac is standing alone at the bus stop, stubble on his face and a cold look in his eye. He pulls the collar of his jacket up as the bus pulls in and the doors open with a hiss.]
Bus Driver: Hey kid, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Headlocks, Arm-drags, Wiggers, Birds, and Bush&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/18/headlocks-arm-drags-wiggers-birds-and-bush/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Roydz</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1136</guid>
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+ = + scene : house show for hptwfcsftp [hastily put together wrestling federation created specifically for this promo] + = +
[The event has just begun, and the crowd is lit like a bug zapper. And the faces in the crowd are as ugly as dead mosquitos. Hey, Axl doesn't pay me to be nice... [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just another day</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/18/just-another-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=839</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
(St. Louis, Missouri. The Great’s home. The Great’s dinner table, surrounded by The Great and his family. And the Mother in Law. Carry-out for dinner. Chinese. You expected a home cooked meal? The Great’s wife notices a sulky The Great. She inquires about The Great’s downturn.)
The Great’s wife: Honey, what’s wrong? You seem sullen and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ball Busting</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/18/ball-busting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=903</guid>
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[We open to a room brightly painted green. Jerri Li is standing in front of a tall, muscular black man named Hercules who looks to be in a lot of pain. Jerri is wearing a pair of pointed stilettos.]
Jerri: You ready for some more baby?
Hercules: Yes mistress.
[Jerri takes a step back before swinging her foot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Date&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/17/1138/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1138</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
+ = + scene : the residence of evil / sinister city, utah + = +
[Rose is sitting on the sofa, flipping through channels... when the front door swings open, and Axl walks in with a bag full of shoes from the local shopping center. Axl is wearing a dark black, lace peasant blouse, with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Of Those Girls</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/15/one-of-those-girls/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/15/one-of-those-girls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 22:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=870</guid>
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[Inside a strip club somewhere in Sin City, Trey Vincent was staring at a bottle of beer on the bar in front of him. This, of course, was only because there wasn't a stripper currently stripping on stage in front of him.]
Female Voice: So, this is how you train for your big match? 
[Puzzled, Trey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome To Rant Zone ArchiVe!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/12/welcome-to-rant-zone-v/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/12/welcome-to-rant-zone-v/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leary</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey all. This is it. Enjoy!
]]></description>
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		<title>The Ol&#8217; Switcheroo&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/09/the-ol-switcheroo/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/09/the-ol-switcheroo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1159</guid>
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- scene : residence of evil &#8211; sinister city, utah. -
[Axl is standing before a full-length mirror in one of the home's hallways. He stands there... downtrodden look covering his face, as he stares at his paint-covered face, shirtless torso, and ever-present pair of Tripp jeans. One week has passed since the Hierarchy left the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coming for Axl</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/08/coming-for-axl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=914</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
(The Great has been doing the usual the past couple of weeks or so since his last promo. Working out, doing steroids, working out, getting nagged by the wife, and watching other promos in the Brawlers on a Budget. He has just finished watching Dr. Plants’ latest offering with the wife on his couch and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another day, another&#8230;.dollar?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/08/another-day-anotherdollar/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/08/another-day-anotherdollar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:02:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=911</guid>
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[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants is back in his office at “Titties R Us”, trying to make ends meet. Nurse Heidi walks in, also trying to make ends meet. She dumps a huge pile of files on his desk.]
NH: Dr. Plants, you have a reduction, an augmentation, and fifteen do-overs scheduled today.

SMP: Do-overs? I can’t get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kevin loses his mind</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/08/kevin-loses-his-mind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=922</guid>
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[Kevin the Pyromaniac is sitting in a darkened room with all the furniture turned upside down mumbling to himself about bats. A group of men in white lab coats come in and start putting a straitjacket on him.]
Kevin: No! Why did they bring me back? It was real! It was real God damn it!
[They carry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pointlessness</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/06/pointlessness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Bananas</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=890</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[We open to a group of black guys smoking joints. A robotic looking stereo playing a song by the Notorious B.I.G. is pumping in front of a short mirror as smoke fills the air. One of the guys with dreadlocks and wearing a hole filled green shirt sits up in his chair and takes a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Search for Captain Jack Sparrow: Part I</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/05/search-for-captain-jack-sparrow-part-i/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/05/search-for-captain-jack-sparrow-part-i/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kid Pirate</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=762</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
{The Start.}
[A 7-Eleven store in Hollywood late in the evening is relatively quiet until the doors burst open. Guns are pointed toward the Indian behind the counter and his hands immediately raise up above his head.]
Indian Clerk: Don&#8217;t shoot! I have green card! I HAVE FUCKING GREEN CARD!
[His eyes are shut tight as the gun [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to this crazy time!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/04/welcome-to-this-crazy-time/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/04/welcome-to-this-crazy-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1075</guid>
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*Somewhere in Tijuana, Mexico, Mr. Paradox is training for Totally Dead. His regimen consists largely of mimicking moves from old episodes of Fist of the North Star, so progress is slow. He does, however, look rather good in a beaten-up denim vest, so it is not a total loss. Dr. Thrilla watches from a nearby [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck a gatdamn subject</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/02/fuck-a-gatdamn-subject/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 21:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=928</guid>
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~~~Phoenix, Az. Steve Studnuts is wearing a Patriots jersey, number 69 with the letters Duyuwanna on the back in place of a Player’s name, and walking down Camelback Avenue just to stir up shit. He’s in and out of a couple bars, kinda milling around downtown. He’s spotted at the Arizona Center. He’s seen at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Huff Wrestling</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/01/huff-wrestling/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/01/huff-wrestling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=930</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[We open with a shot of a teddy polar bear and a plush cartoon vampire resting against a ring post in someone's backyard. On the opposite side is Kevin and a cardboard cutout of Trey Vincent. Kevin is reading from an atlas and swatting flies away.]
Kevin: Ok Trey, this instruction manual says we should stick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glass Shatters</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/02/01/glass-shatters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1235</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[Motel 4 &#038; 1/2 has seen some wild and crazy times. People have died. Theft has been commited on numerous occasions. Good times. But never has life inside and outside Kahannawannakawookielookietaheenamahojahukalo, Hawaii's finest (and only) motel been so nuts as it has been for the last day and a half. No, noone can get down [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fortune Cookie Say…</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/31/fortune-cookie-say%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=936</guid>
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[Open at a Chinese food restaurant. Misty Waters and Trey Vincent are seated at a table in the mostly empty restaurant. Misty breaks a fortune cookie in half.]
MW: Fortune cookie say, &#8220;Help, I&#8217;m being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery!&#8221; What&#8217;s yours?
[Trey doesn't respond.]

MW: Trey?
TV: Huh? Oh. Right.
[Trey breaks his fortune cookie in half.]
TV: Your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thee awaits Destiny</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/31/thee-awaits-destiny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:16:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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(The Great has assembled his family on their couch like the opening credits of The Simpsons. Everybody is there, even the Mother in Law. They watch Axl’s promo, and during the beginning everything is pretty nonchalant except for The Great’s wife leaving momentarily to plop some waffles into the toaster for Little Johnny and Lori [...]]]></description>
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		<title>D.E.A.D in the S.I.N.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/31/dead-in-the-sin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 19:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=941</guid>
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[A dark screen. Slowly, a white skull comes into focus. Ah, it's Death, of course. He's got a towel over his head, instead of his usual hood.]
Death: Kill you once, shame on you. Kill you twice, shame on me. Well, Jim, there&#8217;s gonna be plenty of shame at Totally Dead. And I&#8217;m not ashamed of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Destiny Await Thee&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/30/destiny-await-thee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1240</guid>
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Book of Axl &#8211; Chapter 1
&#8220;And yay he walked upon a New Horizon&#8230; He sought a cup of gold.&#8221;
&#8220;Yet gold was taken from him, with not a sip to taste.&#8221;
&#8220;He forged onward&#8230; into the Valley of Death&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;&#8230; With eyes set upon only vengeance.&#8221;
&#8220;A carnival of hollowed eyes.&#8221;
&#8220;A canopy of delieverance.&#8221;
&#8220;A sheltered documentary of abysmal radiance.&#8221;
&#8220;Mo-squi-to.&#8221;
[Camera [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twilight Zone</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/29/twilight-zone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=924</guid>
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[We open to the sound of chains rattling against each other and electrical sparks squirting from a furnace. Jerri Li is stood so that the sparks hit her back as she rubs chili powder into her eyes. The fluorescent light above casts a blue glow over the room. Pink flowers and barbie dolls tied together [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back home.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/27/back-home/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 19:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=957</guid>
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(There’s a scene of a blue sky. A plane flies across the sky left to right. 
Subtitle: St. Louis. The Great’s home. 
A two story house, lavishly bombarded with streamers and balloons and a giant banner that has “WELCOME HOME, CHAMP” on it. 
A cab pulls up, The Great gets out and grabs his luggage, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Off to Utah&#8212;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/24/off-to-utah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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(The Great is packing his gear bag when his wife walks in.)
The Great’s Wife: What are you doing? You’re not leaving me are you?
“The Great”: No, The Great is not leaving you. The Great just got notification that The Great needs to catch a flight to New Horizon where The Great will make history.
The Great’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey Nick, come down here!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/20/hey-nick-come-down-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=961</guid>
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(Several hours later, or the time it took to get a moment to do this again, Nick comes down stairs and joins his Dad. (As requested at the end of The Great&#8217;s dialogue the other day.))
“The Great”: Well it’s about time! The Great only purchased a two story house, what took so long?
Nick: I had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Final CountDown [4 grate juz-tiz]</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/19/final-countdown-4-grate-juz-tiz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 19:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Viruz</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1144</guid>
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Viruz: The time&#8230; is now. Kurt&#8230; your end? It&#8217;s here. You have nowhere to run&#8230; nowhere to hide. You cannot escape the infexion.
Viruz: Resistence is futile&#8230;
Viruz: &#8230; You have no chance to survive.
~ Make your time. ~
&#8230;
&#8230;
&#8230;
1.19.08
&#8230;
&#8230;
&#8230;
&#8230;
&#8230;
119.08%
119.88%
119.98%
120%
&#8230;
&#8230;
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2101%
&#8230;
In AD 2101&#8230;
&#8230; War Beginning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44&#038;feature=related

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		<title>BNYTR2M</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/18/bnytr2m/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=945</guid>
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[Scene opens with Trey Vincent wearing a turban, seated behind a desk, dressed up as Cognac The Magnificint...Mangnificnent...Magnivincent? Fuck!] 
TV: Fuck! My brain&#8217;s on strike, too! And you wonder why the show&#8217;s late? I can&#8217;t even type! I mean&#8230;speak? 

Misty Waters: Hahaha. YES! YES! YES!
[The camera pans back to reveal Misty Waters in a school [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rent A Rant</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/18/rent-a-rant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1056</guid>
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(The Great is reading the message board watching Brawlers on a Budget’s Rant Zone and further continuing his training regimen of lift, take steroids, lift, repeat. His 14 year-old daughter Lori walks into view carrying some mail as her father goes back to doing push-ups and mumbling to himself.)
“The Great”: Do his promos? Writer? My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Still on strike?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/15/still-on-strike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:08:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1054</guid>
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[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants and Nurse Heidi are trying to do a promo...]
SMP: I hate the Screen Actor Guild!
NH: But you had to join to get paid for your GEICO caveman spots.
SMP: That&#8217;s true. But with the writer&#8217;s strike I haven&#8217;t been able to cut a promo in weeks.

NH: Some might say years!
SMP: I know, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Much mo&#8217; Great</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/11/much-mo-great/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1073</guid>
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(The Great is at home, playing Smackdown vs. Raw 2004, when his 10 year old son, Nick, joins him on the couch.)
Nick: Dad, whatcha doing?
“The Great”: The Great is training, son. Can’t you see?
Nick: You’re playing a game, how’s that training?
“The Great”: Just watch. The Great has created a Death character and given him a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vacation&#8217;s over.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/10/vacations-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1080</guid>
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*There is a great deal of static, as if the camera is very old and very broken. The sound of someone hitting the camera with something large fills the speaker, and then the static breaks down into actual images. A tall, thin man in a mesh coat, combat boots and fedora comes into view, holding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Great</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/08/so-great/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1128</guid>
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(The Great is at home, munching on a bagel and a variety of multiple colored pills that we’ll refer to as “vitamins”. He’s in full wrestling gear, tye dyed tighty whities, discount knee pads, and budget black wrestling boots that looks like an 8 year old painted yellow capital “G”’s on them.)
“The Great”: Nick is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stillness</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/08/stillness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1035</guid>
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[Kevin The Pyromaniac looks into the mirror as blood pours from his nose.]
Kevin: Ha! At least I beat him.
[Behind Kevin is a teddy bear lying on the floor. The bear has a little of Kevin's blood on it's hand. Kevin clenches his teeth together.]
Kevin: I guess now that I&#8217;m a champion I wont lose to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, Great&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/07/oh-great/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=943</guid>
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[Cut to a hotel in San Diego, California. A guy badly in need of a haircut is wearing headphones and rocking out to Slipknot's "Duality" and typing away on a laptop...wait. Wrong scene...Fade to black.]
[Fade in on New Hampshire. Death is holding a "Vote For Ron Paul - Or DIE" campaign sign with one bony [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2 Weeks&#8230; And Counting.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/06/2-weeks-and-counting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Viruz</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1147</guid>
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&#8220;Kurt.&#8221;
&#8220;You know who I am&#8230; but I know even more about you.&#8221;
&#8220;I&#8217;ve been following you.&#8221;
&#8220;Tracking you.&#8221;
&#8220;You&#8217;d be surprised at just how many computers there really are up in heaven.&#8221;
&#8220;And then&#8230; you fell.&#8221;
&#8220;You were given a shot at freedom from this hell hole&#8230; and you screwed the pooch, didn&#8217;t you?&#8221;
&#8220;Well, Mr. Angel&#8230; your time is ticking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday is the best</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/05/friday-is-the-best/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 23:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1047</guid>
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[We open to a shot of Kevin slouched on a leather couch watch a Slipknot music video. The musical artists are singing about how people talk strangely or something and how that's something worth killing yourself over. Regardless of these suggestions Kevin is sipping on gin and pepsi and playing with matches. He sees a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get stronger!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/05/get-stronger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1130</guid>
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(After a brief scan of the inside of a gym, The Great is seen doing pull-downs and sweating profusely. Beside him on the floor is a bottled water and some “supplements”. The Great looks more muscular than he did at Mega Brawl as it appears he’s really been working out in preparation for his match [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rough Introduction</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/03/rough-introduction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerri Li</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=926</guid>
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[We open inside a brick room with chains hanging from the ceiling. The heavy, sharp sound of a whip fills the air and echoes off the walls. A woman with cuts all over her back is lying on the floor as a man with a handlebar moustache sits on her.]
Man: How&#8217;s that feel?
Jerri: Get the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More adventures through drug land!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2008/01/02/more-adventures-through-drug-land/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 16:07:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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Kevin: My skull is spinning!
[Kevin stumbles into a room, his eyes meandering from left to right. When he reaches the darkest point he lights a match.]
Kevin: Hell, I can&#8217;t see anything.
[He looks down and sees a Winnie The Pooh shaking toy and a half empty packet of pop rox. Kevin pulls a microscope out of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Enter the Disciples&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/12/30/enter-the-disciples/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 23:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1393</guid>
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&#8220;Three weeks doth stand &#8216;tween the time of now&#8230; and the time of new.&#8221;
&#8220;Three painfully&#8230; agonizingly&#8230; hurtfull&#8230;y&#8230; long weeks. Soaked in the seconds and minutes and hours and days of an everflowing decadant collision of percussion-esque equal-ocitude.&#8221;
&#8220;No mere mortal man could dare BARE the long, long, looong anticipating of this anticipated anticipation.&#8221;
&#8220;And for there yet&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spinning Doors</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/12/25/spinning-doors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1157</guid>
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[Kevin stands staring at the door as his eyes spin. Jenga pieces and a crumpled twister mat make a mess over the carpet. Kevin smokes on a cigarette and falls down. Pinwheel fireworks are scattered about in the dim light.]
Kevin: I need a glass of orange juice.
[Snow began to fall outside as the sun burnt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Camping Trip</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/12/24/camping-trip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 18:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1167</guid>
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[A crow flies across the skyline even though it's past midnight. We pan down to a bonfire where Kevin is also. He moves his hands like it's supposed to mean something.]
Kevin: I&#8217;m in hell!
[We cut to steel fence and the camera glides across it trying to be artistic. We cut back to Kevin who is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rocky Balboa never had it like this&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/12/24/rocky-balboa-never-had-it-like-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 07:05:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pain and Pleasure</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1155</guid>
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(Scene opens in a dark damp warehouse in Green Bay, Wisconsin. A door opens and two men walk in.)
SH: Hello?!? We were told to come into this dark damp warehouse to be trained on how to beat The Hierarchy.
JB: Where are you at eh?
(Pain and Pleasure walk further into the warehouse. Jean Bannister is smacked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On the road and shopping&#8212;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/12/21/on-the-road-and-shopping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1269</guid>
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(“The Great” and his family are headed to Union Station by way of the ‘tricked out’ Escalade. Christmas shopping tops the list of things to do, even though “The Great” would rather talk about himself in third person and do a little boasting. Okay, a lot of boasting. His 14 year-old daughter, Lori, blonde and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Lost On Jeopardy&#8230;baby&#8230;.oooh</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/12/14/i-lost-on-jeopardybabyoooh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=947</guid>
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[Scene opens in Alex Trebek's hospital room. It's nighttime, and there is only the dull glow of a fluorescent light.]
*Beep&#8230;.beep&#8230;beep&#8230;beep&#8230;*
[That beeping sound is Alex's heartbeat. Not too bad for a guy who had a mild heart attack. In the corner of the room opposite the bed, a pair of bony fingers are seen wrapped around [...]]]></description>
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		<title>News Wire</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/12/12/news-wire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=727</guid>
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LOS ANGELES — Longtime &#8220;Jeopardy!&#8221; host Alex Trebek was hospitalized Tuesday after a minor heart attack, a spokesman for the game show said.
Trebek, 67, was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center late Monday night and was expected to remain there about two days for tests and observation, said show spokesman Jeff Ritter.
&#8220;Thankfully it was a minor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dinner with The Great</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/12/10/dinner-with-the-great/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1273</guid>
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(The Great is at the dinner table in his home, surrounded by his family. There&#8217;s The Great himself (as if I had to mention), The Great&#8217;s wife, The Great&#8217;s 14 year old daughter, Lori, his 10 year old son, Nick, his 5 year old son, Little Johnny, and The Great&#8217;s Mother in Law&#8212; simply known [...]]]></description>
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		<title>voiceover: THIS&#8230;. IS&#8230;&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/11/30/voiceover-this-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=725</guid>
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“JEOPARDY!”
[The familiar and slightly annoying theme music plays as the camera pans around the set and across the studio audience. From a distance, the contestants can be seen: a fat black guy, a muscular black guy, and a token white guy. Alex Trebek walks out and takes his position behind the podium.]
Alex: Good evening and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vincent, V.P.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/11/28/vincent-vp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=952</guid>
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[A 4x6 photograph of Pigeon comes on the screen.]
&#8220;Pigeon&#8221;: What about me? What about ECK, ECK, ECK!
[A 4x6 photograph of Michelle bounces on screen.]
&#8220;Michelle&#8221;: What&#8217;s the matter, Pigeon? What about what? No! No!
[Fade to brief opening credits featuring a picture of a skull.]
Caption: VINCENT, V.P.
Caption: Starring Trey Vincent. And Misty Waters. 

[And that's all the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I Gave It All Away For One Thing</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/11/27/if-i-gave-it-all-away-for-one-thing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kay Fabe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1045</guid>
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["One Thing" by Finger Eleven begins playing. We see a shot of Kay Fabe hanging from a tree in a skimpy swimsuit. Then a picture of Kay Fabe's fourth grade Cloudydale class picture, with her circled. Aw, how cute she was back then. Then we see her in her awkward, nerdy high school pic (Cloudydale, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No debate, sizzling like a hot plate!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/11/27/no-debate-sizzling-like-a-hot-plate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1391</guid>
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(&#8220;The Great&#8221; is sitting on his couch, ferverishly scrolling through &#8220;ground&#8221; attacks on a Smackdown vs. Raw circa 2004 version PS2 game. His oldest son, Nick, age 10, sits beside him on the couch.)
Nick: Hey Dad, whatcha doing?
&#8220;The Great&#8221;: Look at this! That Stretch Muffler looks pretty brutal, huh? The Great thinks The Great will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cyber Monday</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/11/26/cyber-monday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:48:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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[In Sin City, Death was busy surfing the Web when his fellow Skull &#038; Bones Society members Uber Vampire Warrior and Lord Athackkimentham walked into the dimly lit room.]
LA: Oh, Death. It&#8217;s amazing. Santa is growing stronger with every purchase. It&#8217;s looking like a record for greed! Hail Santa!

Death: Yes, yes, Hail Santa. 
LA: What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Smooth Operator</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/11/19/the-smooth-operator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1169</guid>
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[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants is all set to do a long awaited promo, since he hasn't done one in ages.]
SMP: &#8230;
[Unfortunately, since Dr. Plants had to join the Screen Actor's Guild to play the part of a caveman during some GEICO commercials, he is now vitually 'speechless' due to the Writers Guild of America strike. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweaty Fucker Free For All</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/11/11/sweaty-fucker-free-for-all/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/11/11/sweaty-fucker-free-for-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>booger</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1171</guid>
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[Booger walkin into a resturant. It's one of those sunday mourning breakfast joint with the bar where you can see the chef cooking your eggs on that dirty ass grill. The smell of burnt eggs fills th air. Booger has a seat next to a little girl, age approximatly 12.]
Booger: Chef, get me the special.
Chef: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Going to Nowhere?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/11/07/going-to-nowhere/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/11/07/going-to-nowhere/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>THE GREAT</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1399</guid>
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(The Great is eating a lunch prepared by his wife. It&#8217;s Salisbury Hamburger Helper and pop-into-the-oven biscuits. She also microwaved some green peas.)
&#8220;The Great&#8221;: Hey, didn&#8217;t The Great have this yesterday?
The Great&#8217;s Wife: No, you had Four Cheese Lasagne. And must you call yourself The Great when you&#8217;re talking to me?
&#8220;The Great&#8221;: Of course. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Me and Taxes</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/11/07/me-and-taxes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=816</guid>
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Caption: Somewhere in Florida
[Death is sunning it up on a beach. His wife, Katie, is laying on a beach towel next to him.]
Death: Katie, what do you think of this main event I’ve got coming up at November in Nowhere.

Katie: Ra raaar.
Death: Yeah, I think it sucks too. I’ve got to face, what, 12 other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Misty vs. Kelly Kapowski</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/11/07/misty-vs-kelly-kapowski/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/11/07/misty-vs-kelly-kapowski/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=955</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[This Rant opens in the hallway of what looks like a low-rent apartment building. Misty Waters is checking out the numbers on the doors as she passes until she finds the one she’s looking for: 2A. She knocks on the door. No response for several seconds. She knocks again. Finally, the door opens.]

Trey Vincent: Hey, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Adventure continues</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/27/the-adventure-continues/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/27/the-adventure-continues/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>booger</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1165</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
**Previously on 24**
Cabass: We need to get out! The whole place is gonna blow!
Booger: Just a sec, I can do this!
**Booger is holding wire cutters staring at a bomb. He keeps moving the cutter to two different wires.**
Booger: Red wire, blue wire, red wire, blue wire…
Cabass: There’s no time. Let’s go.
Booger: It says it has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The man&#8230;The myth&#8230;. The spoon?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/21/the-manthe-myth-the-spoon/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/21/the-manthe-myth-the-spoon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>booger</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1163</guid>
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[We open up in a moderate sized room. The walls are plastered with various porn magazin cutouts, red spray paint streaks, and other garbage such as police tape. On the far end of the room is a desk with a wooden plackard that reads "Mr. Cabass." The door opens, and a man steps through...]
Man: What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Death-ly Hallows</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/20/the-death-ly-hallows/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/20/the-death-ly-hallows/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 22:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=813</guid>
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[We open in Afghanistan. Death is sitting on a large rock, wiping his brow. Katie Death, his zombie cheerleader wife, is pointing at him.]
KD: Rar rar!
Death: I do love your Nelson impersonation. Now, why don&#8217;t you do your Jenna Jameson impression now while I do my promo.

[Katie starts throwing her head back and forth.]
KD: Raaar! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tag Match? Or 3 on 1?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/20/tag-match-or-3-on-1/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/20/tag-match-or-3-on-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 18:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1173</guid>
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[The scene opens with SMP modeling a “Dracula” type cape in front of a full-length mirror. However, this is no ordinary cape as it’s made out of bargain leather and fringes, and accentuated with a pink, feather boa. SMP prances around like he’s added quite a bit of sugar to his britches. On cue, Nurse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oblivion&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/20/oblivion/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/20/oblivion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=496</guid>
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[Scene: Nowhere City Cemetary. Axl's father's gravesite lies in our sights... before the camera pans a bit, until we find that the grave yard is actually right next to Axl's trailer. Now THAT'S sinister. Eh? ... Ok, not really...]
&#8220;Death.&#8221;
&#8220;An embodiment of the end&#8230; The end of life. The end of the struggle to STAY alive&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hanging with Misty, identity theft and crank calls</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/18/hanging-with-misty-identity-theft-and-crank-calls/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/18/hanging-with-misty-identity-theft-and-crank-calls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1084</guid>
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Caption: Sin City, King Leary Motel
[Inside a motel room, Trey Vincent was typing away on a computer and wearing a green iAd T-shirt, sweatpants and headphones. If you had a really good ear, you could hear the strains of "Gears of War" by Megadeth playing. A knock at the door interrupted whatever porn Trey was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Measured Response.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/18/a-measured-response/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seth Harker</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1176</guid>
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[Blackness]
[A single white line fades into view, neatly bisecting the creen horizontally. The line suddenly spikes into jagged peaks as we hear a distant, echoing voice.]
Distant voice: Seth Harkwho???
[The line flattens out again. A brief moment passes, before...]
Distant Voice: Harkwho???
[Beat]
Distant Voice: Cake Walk.
[Slowly, static begins to fill the screen]
Distant Voice: Cake Walk.
[The static envelops us, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did Somebody Bring Back the YGBKM title?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/16/did-somebody-bring-back-the-ygbkm-title/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/16/did-somebody-bring-back-the-ygbkm-title/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 22:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=811</guid>
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[We open somewhere in Sin City. Death is strolling down a dark street, twirling his scythe.]
Death: (Singing) As a crowd gathers &#8217;round an angry young man, face down on the street with a gun in his hand, in the ghetto. In the ghetTO!
Katie Death: Raaar!
Death: Yes, Katie? I&#8217;m working at the moment. 
Katie Death: Raa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Training (Part 4)</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/13/training-part-4/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/13/training-part-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1271</guid>
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[We open to a cartoon playing on a television set with sumo robots fighting skinny robots. Kevin, however, is not watching this and we see him punching a cardboard cutout of Trey Vincent. Spotting him is an asian looking guy named Patrick.]
Kevin: Stupid Trey Vincent stealing my identity. I can&#8217;t use my credit cards, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fear Kevin T. Pyromaniac</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/09/fear-kevin-t-pyromaniac/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/10/09/fear-kevin-t-pyromaniac/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:11:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1086</guid>
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[Trey Vincent's black Jeep Grand Cherokee™ braked to a stop outside of a large garage at the Pubic Storage center. Now, that wasn't a typo, sadly, that's what the large sign says. From the passenger side, out stepped Misty Waters, who put on some sunglasses to deal with the blinding mostly cloudy day. From the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Am The Champion</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/09/24/i-am-the-champion/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/09/24/i-am-the-champion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=808</guid>
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[The outskirts of the Netherworld. Death has gathered a few friends.]
Death: Ladies and gentlemen&#8230;please welcome my good friends&#8230;on the drums&#8230;John Bonham! On bass&#8230;uh&#8230;are there any famous dead bassists available? No? I guess I&#8217;ll be on bass&#8230;on the piano&#8230;John Lennon everybody&#8230;on lead guitar Jimi F&#8217;n Hendrix. And on the lead vocals&#8230;give it up for Freddie Mercury! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All Hail The Franchise Player II</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/09/24/all-hail-the-franchise-player-ii/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/09/24/all-hail-the-franchise-player-ii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1149</guid>
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[The scene opens in a room at the Stick It Inn motel in Sin City. There are several gun shots and then a woman screaming.]
Woman&#8217;s Voice: Trey? I hear noises.
[Trey burps loudly as he sits up.]
TV: Ishnothin. Gobacktoshleep. 
Woman&#8217;s Voice: Will you go check?
[Trey looks at the clock. It's 4 a.m.]
TV: Fuck! 
[Trey gets up, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Sight For Horny Eyes&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/08/30/a-sight-for-horny-eyes/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/08/30/a-sight-for-horny-eyes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:18:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1151</guid>
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[Inside Room 429, Trey Vincent is flipping through channels on the hospital television.]
Trey Vincent: Hold on. Trey Vincent&#8217;s been in a coma since 2006, and somehow &#8220;Big Brother&#8221; is STILL on TV? People in this country are retarded.
Kay Fabe: Well, well, well. 

TV: Kay Fabe? Boy are YOU a sight for horny eyes! 
KF: Easy, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Low Budget Tales Of Cliched Horror</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/08/28/low-budget-tales-of-cliched-horror/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/08/28/low-budget-tales-of-cliched-horror/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1153</guid>
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Caption: Minneapolis, Minnesota
[The scene opens with a shot of the outside of a hospital. Cut inside to a hallway. A nurse with what looks like herpes on her lip is whistling a happy tune. Sounds like "Coma" by Guns N Roses. Quite an odd tune to be whistling in a hospital. Especially outside of Room [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Church Of Santa</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/08/25/the-church-of-santa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lord Athackkimentham</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=949</guid>
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[We open in a red and white room that is lit only by red and white candles. The camera cuts to the side quickly to see Uber Vampire Warrior "necking" with someone in a pew. "Jingle Bells" is playing on a small clock radio CD player combo. Lord Athackkimentham steps up to a podium. Behind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Straight From A ***** Match In Hell</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/07/19/straight-from-a-match-in-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/07/19/straight-from-a-match-in-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 21:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=932</guid>
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[Outside one of the seven gates of Hell, Death emerged, followed closely by Uber Vampire Warrior and his partner Lord Athackkimentham, the reigning BOB Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Champions.]
Death: I tell ya boys, that Chris Benoit sure can go. Who would have thought that he could carry Beef Wellington to a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Questions, questions</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/05/05/questions-questions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 21:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=806</guid>
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[Somewhere in the multiverse, Death was taking a moment to rest. It was then that his friend Ed Tenta-Shaw happened upon him.]
ETS: Hey, Death.
Death: Ed. 
ETS: What ya doin&#8217;?
Death: You know&#8230;I&#8217;m just pondering. 
ETS: Oh yeah? About what?
Death: Well, on the latest SMC, I found it a bit odd that douja helped SMP win. Don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m ready!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/03/14/im-ready/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/03/14/im-ready/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 20:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Silaconne M. Plants</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1141</guid>
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[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants is back in his office, oddly dressed like Lance Armstrong. Nurse Heidi walks in...]
NH: Okay, I&#8217;m not even going to ASK what you&#8217;re doing&#8230;
SMP: [shrugs] What?

NH: That outfit, you look ridiculous. Did you sign up for the Tour de Cramps? When&#8217;s the last time you rode a bike?
SMP: I don&#8217;t know, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ahh&#8230;Anna Nicole</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/02/15/ahhanna-nicole/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2007/02/15/ahhanna-nicole/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 21:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=781</guid>
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Warning: This Rant is tasteless. You&#8217;ve been warned.
[Various news clips of the Anna Nicole Smith situation are played in a montage. We fade away from that crap and cut to somewhere in the Netherworld. Death was breathing mighty heavily as he walked into focus through the blue mist.]
Death: Damn&#8230;I should have killed her YEARS ago. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Invisible Entity</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2006/11/14/the-invisible-entity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=779</guid>
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I am an invisible entity. No, I am not a sexy woman with unnaturally large sports entertainment-sized breasts, or a roided-up musclehead with multi-colored hair. I am a man of great power, skull and bones, cloak and scythe, and I might even be said to be God&#8217;s hitman.
I am invisible, understand, simply because the living [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Enter Angelfire.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2006/03/26/enter-angelfire/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2006/03/26/enter-angelfire/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Mar 2006 23:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Angelfire</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=766</guid>
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Angelfire stood at the rampway in front of 20-thousand people. This was not a BOB event. There were no matches booked. There wasn&#8217;t even another BOB wrestler in the back. But for some reason 20-thousand people were all on their feet, cheering when Angelfire walked out.
It was like they knew Angelfire already. He was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Home truths from a guy in a purple neckbrace</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/10/18/home-truths-from-a-guy-in-a-purple-neckbrace/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/10/18/home-truths-from-a-guy-in-a-purple-neckbrace/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 23:52:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Drudleys</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1247</guid>
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[We open this promo in a generic locker room, because I have no imagination. Sat on a bench, with his glasses steamed up, is Rubba Ray Drudley. He is looking at a glossy Kay Fabe poster which has her pointing her derriere at the camera (he probably picked it up at the Crap Zone or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The posthumous inequities a youth faces in hell&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/09/26/the-posthumous-inequities-a-youth-faces-in-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/09/26/the-posthumous-inequities-a-youth-faces-in-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1242</guid>
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[We open to the stairway to heaven, Kevin the Pyromaniac is there being egged on by Kurt Angel.]
KA: Go on, off you go.
KtP: But I&#8217;m too young to die!
KA: You&#8217;re already dead.
KtP: I guess I can&#8217;t argue with that, I suppose I&#8217;ll be fucking supermodels and pornstars 24/7 in heaven.
Death: Actually&#8230;
[The stairway parts beneath Kevin's [...]]]></description>
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		<title>*shrug*</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/09/25/shrug/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/09/25/shrug/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 18:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wig Show</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1275</guid>
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[We open to a generic locker room at a BOB house show. There is a miniature American flag in sight to show that we aren't in that cesspool called England anymore as The Wig Show sits staring blankly at the You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain't Doing That Are You Out Of Your Frickin' Mind? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stronger Than Me?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/09/18/stronger-than-me/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/09/18/stronger-than-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=777</guid>
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Heaven. 3:33 p.m. Death was on his way to see the Big Guy, when he bumped into somebody in the waiting room. 
&#8220;Satan?&#8221;
&#8220;Oh, hey, buddy. How&#8217;s it going?&#8221; Satan greeted.
&#8220;Not too bad. Gonna be winning a title soon in sports entertainment. Yourself?&#8221; 
&#8220;Ah, the usual. You know. Corrupting the innocent, whispering lies into every human&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Uhhh&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/09/01/uhhh/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/09/01/uhhh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2005 20:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Van Spam</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1397</guid>
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[This scene begins with nothing but smoke billowing towards the camera. Behind the gray fog we see the silhouette of one of BOB's latest rip-off gimmicks, Rob Van Spam. He has a bandage over his chin and is, as to be expected, smoking a joint.]
RVS: Heyy dudes.
[He takes a few more tokes.]
RVS: I&#8217;m here on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Onward to the apocalypse</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/08/19/onward-to-the-apocalypse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 20:47:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Death</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=775</guid>
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&#8220;George Bush, you will be the death of me. Which, I guess, would be ironic, considering I&#8217;m Death.&#8221;
We join up with Death in the Netherworld. He is riding a Segway ST (Supernatural Transport) as he rides across the vast nothingness known as the midwest side of the Netherworld. But he has paused to grant a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To be the man&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/08/13/to-be-the-man/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/08/13/to-be-the-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2005 03:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nic Flare</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=639</guid>
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[The scene opens inside a fried chicken fast food restaurant, because BOB wouldn't spring for a better location for a jobber like this.]
Employee #1: May I take your order please, sir?
Nic Flare: Do you know who you&#8217;re talking to, fat boy?
E1: No.
NF: I&#8217;m The Nature Dude Nic Flare, fat boy, and don&#8217;t you forget it!
E1: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m hardcore, look at my paycheck!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/06/22/im-hardcore-look-at-my-paycheck/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/06/22/im-hardcore-look-at-my-paycheck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2005 20:18:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pigeon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=773</guid>
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Star Date: Yesterday
As I was depositing my first puny BOB check that I received in the mail, somebody recognized me. It was some chick who had put a restraining order on me about a year ago. Small world. Now she&#8217;s a bank teller. Figures THAT&#8217;s how somebody would recognize me&#8230;
So Pigeon is back in BOB. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>i wsa robed!!!!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/05/29/i-wsa-robed/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/05/29/i-wsa-robed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2005 17:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>XXXtreme Machine</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=769</guid>
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xxxtreme machnei walks ot the ring wit mik in hadxxxtreems musik plaies loud as he gets ni ring to huge cheeres his girlfreen marsha is with him wearin nothin
Xxtrmee macine: lisetin fukrs i want a remacht wih the hardkor titel i was robed fuccers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im not fokin playn arund no mor fokker i want anudder [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joint Jihad</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/05/28/joint-jihad/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/05/28/joint-jihad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2005 01:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Van Spam</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1245</guid>
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[We open to an undisclosed, generic looking room which is filled with smoke. All we can hear is someone blowing a whistle and jumping about. The camera moves in and we see Rob Van Spam just finishing a hand-rolled cigarette sitting next to Alan Qaida and Bill Alfalfa.]
RVS: Heyyyy, Mr. Camera Man, what&#8217;s up?
Clive: I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aftermath: OYHD</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/05/26/aftermath-oyhd/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/05/26/aftermath-oyhd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 21:56:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sir Zeno</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1386</guid>
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*In the Mansion of Chaos Ruler, Sir Zeno is reclining in his chair, Swiss Army Belt over his shoulder and Mylisiv on his lap.*
QM: Why so depressed? You finally picked up a title belt&#8230;
Zeno: Yeah, but it puts me below Sarah in the scale of things. Honestly, couldn&#8217;t you have attacked her backstage?
QM: I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ladder match Practise Session, Day 31? 32?</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/05/10/ladder-match-practise-session-day-31-32/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/05/10/ladder-match-practise-session-day-31-32/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2005 01:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Coma</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1134</guid>
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Ladder match Practise Session, Day 32
The Flunky: Okay, Coma&#8230;
Coma: It&#8217;s Godzilla! Yank the thingee, Helen, before it&#8217;s too late! Spong!
The Flunky: Whatever. Just climb the freakin&#8217; ladder, already!
Coma: Charge! Invade Norway!
CLANG!
The Flunky: The ladder&#8217;s over this way, Coma. Want to get out of my car?
Coma: But it&#8217;s warm and fluffy in here! Grunt-a-gogo!

The Flunky:*sigh* Hallucination [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;The Real Deal&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/05/06/the-real-deal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2005 22:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pete XFactor Trable</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1132</guid>
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[The scene is a ridiculously decorated bachelor pad, complete with stupid stuff “cool” guys would decorate a place in hopes of bedding chicks--- lava lamp, fur covered sofa, end table that looks like a giant hand, framed picture of Einstein, another framed picture (this one of deceased Beatle George Harrison), a “spider” lamp, a weight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Training for SUM:OYHD</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/05/03/training-for-sumoyhd/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/05/03/training-for-sumoyhd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2005 22:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sir Zeno</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1125</guid>
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*Our first stop is in Sir Zeno&#8217;s training room. Judging by the assorted equipment, he occasionally tortures political prisoners in here as well. Currently, the ruler of Dimension Z is strapped to a set of electrodes, with Nucleo the Not-Quite-Living Robot below him holding a lever.*
Nucleo: WHEN-THIS-SWITCH-IS-THROWN, 10,000-VOLTS OF-ELECTRICITY-WILL-COURSE-THROUGH-UNIT: Zeno. ARE-YOU-SURE?
Zeno: Indeed I&#8217;m sure. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Catchin&#8217; up&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/14/catchin-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2005 20:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1082</guid>
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~~~As soon as Hallucination Boy jumps from his practice ladder and &#8220;fade it&#8221; occurs&#8230;. jump cut to some undisclosed location&#8212;
[WARNING! UNDISCLOSED LOCATION EQUATES TO A PLACE THAT CANNOT POSSIBLY, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, BE FOUND BY MR. PARADOX, DR. THRILLA, OR ANYBODY ELSE!]
&#8212;where you immediately see Steve Studnuts, Connie Lingus, Jizzabelle Cummings, and yes&#8230; Muhammad Ali. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ladder Match Practise Session, Day 2</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/14/ladder-match-practise-session-day-2/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/14/ladder-match-practise-session-day-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2005 15:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Coma</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1067</guid>
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Caption: Ladder Match Practise Session, Day 2
[Fade up. It's the carpark again. And that's all the scene-setting you get until I get a raise.]
The Flunky: Okay, Coma?
Coma: SMELL THE GLOVE! Wheeee!

TF: Coma, can you point to the ladder for me?
Coma: Yoink!
TF: Close, that&#8217;s a bush.
Coma: Is THIS your card, Inspector Krab? J&#8217;accuse!
TF: Nope, that&#8217;s Hallucination [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The debut of &#8220;Chronic Break&#8221;!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/13/the-debut-of-chronic-break/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/13/the-debut-of-chronic-break/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2005 20:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>douja</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1052</guid>
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(The camera fades in and we see the set of douja&#8217;s brand new talk segment, &#8220;Chronic Break With douja&#8221;. douja is seated at his desk. He is shuffling papers, moving pens around, and packing up the large bong that sits on his desk instead of a coffee mug. He lights the peice and takes a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ladder Match Practise Session: Day 1</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/11/ladder-match-practise-session-day-1/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/11/ladder-match-practise-session-day-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 16:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Coma</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1049</guid>
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[The Carpark of BOBs' current Corporate Headquarters. The BOB Megasuite Office can been seen parked behind them. Who knew the BigBOSS could afford an entire Winnebago?]
Caption: Ladder Match Practise Session: Day 1.
The Flunky: Okay, Coma, Hallucination&#8230;

HB: TRAIN!
TF: &#8230;Boy. Welcome to your first offical ladder match training session. Now, has either of you ever been in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SUM: OYHD</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/10/sum-oyhd/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/10/sum-oyhd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2005 23:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=771</guid>
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[Scene? What's that?]
Anyhow, your Vice President In Charge of Everything has been reviewing the doins a transpirin&#8217; here in the Rant Zone. It had been in my thinking for a Paradox/Studnuts re-match to happen at Send Us Money On Your Hard Drive. 
But plans can, and usually do, change around here. 
So, here&#8217;s the way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Like This and LIke That</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/10/like-this-and-like-that/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/10/like-this-and-like-that/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2005 23:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>douja</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1031</guid>
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(The camera fades into a small, run down looking gym. Standing in the middle of a shabby ring is the first ever BOB Only World Champion That Matters, douja. Beside him is what appears to be a dryer. douja has a wooden baseball bat in his hands and he is puffing on a large joint. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back to the Future</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/10/back-to-the-future/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/10/back-to-the-future/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2005 18:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1028</guid>
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~~~Steve&#8217;s seen on his BRAND NEW leather sectional, taking in the Back to the Future Trilogy on his BRAND NEW SUPER WIDER THAN THE LAST ONE HE HAD PLASMA SCREEN for two reasons&#8230; one, it&#8217;s the first thing his writer could think of the keep the running &#8220;Back&#8221; gag in the subject blocks and two&#8230;he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back from Graham&#8217;s Central Station</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/09/back-from-grahams-central-station/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/09/back-from-grahams-central-station/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2005 18:43:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1025</guid>
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~~~Steve, Connie, and Jizz return in the wee hours of the a.m. from Graham&#8217;s Central Station, one of Arizona&#8217;s most notorious &#8220;meet (meat?) markets&#8221; in Phoenix. Connie and Jizz are especially tired after performing their &#8220;two hot chicks dancing together&#8221; routine all night and go straight to bed to ready themselves for further action from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back in the gatdamn saddle (again)</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/09/back-in-the-gatdamn-saddle-again/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/09/back-in-the-gatdamn-saddle-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2005 17:24:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1021</guid>
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~~~Steve Studnut&#8217;s handler, after taking the time to actually read cards and figure out which is which, has some &#8217;splaining to do. So does Steve, since Connie hinted that Steve was trying to bed Sarah &#8220;the Jobber Slayer&#8221;, whom EVERYBODY knows Steve&#8217;s good buddy, Trey Vincent, would also like to lay the pipe to. Let&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back From The Nether Realms!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/08/back-from-the-nether-realms/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/08/back-from-the-nether-realms/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2005 04:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Azathoth</dc:creator>
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[Orbopticon online... yo. I'm in the hizzy. Busy in the hizzy. With the snizzy. I don't know, I can only thing of so many start-up messages to display.
Anyway, Dr. Azathoth is standing inside Farmer Brown's Barn. He's set up all kinds of futuristic equipment, like a tesla coil and an osciliscope and crap like that. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back in the gatdamn saddle</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/08/back-in-the-gatdamn-saddle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2005 19:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1018</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
~~~Phoenix, Az. It&#8217;s hot already and it&#8217;s only April. It&#8217;s gonna get hotter. And so is BOB. It&#8217;s gonna get hotter &#8217;cause the iAd is full strength once again. Don&#8217;t believe me, read&#8230;.. er, watch SMC 18. Speaking of hot, Connie Lingus just walked into view&#8230; wearing just enough clothing to cover her fun buttons [...]]]></description>
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		<title>damn appliances!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/04/07/damn-appliances/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2005 22:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>douja</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1016</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
(The camera fades in and we see douja leaning back in a recliner. He is smoking a blunt and drinking a 40 ounce of Hurricane.)
douja: guess whos back, motha&#8217; fucka&#8217;s! da og is back in dis bitch! my first orda of business is dat dere washin&#8217; machine.. washin&#8217; machine, i never much liked yo&#8217; kind. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chat with Dennis</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/03/27/chat-with-dennis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Coma</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1014</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
(We see long time BOB interview guy Dennis dressed rather 1970’s-ish and wearing a bowler’s cap to hide his balding head. We won’t go into much more detail than that. With him is a creepy looking he/she with gaudy make-up and crack pipe burns just noticeable under his/her? lipstick. Also, if you were really perceptive, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>First Challenge</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/03/16/first-challenge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 06:18:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sir Zeno</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1011</guid>
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*There&#8217;s a broken TV in an alleyway. Interestingly, it&#8217;s a 40&#8242; plasma TV with the words, &#8220;He Fuckin&#8217; Left Me!&#8221; spray-painted on the corner. It comes to life, showing Sir Zeno sitting on a throne in the center of a dark room. A small man in gray is doing the Monkey behind him.*
SZ: Miss Sarah [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Death</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2005/03/10/death/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 00:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>YGBKIADTAYOOYFM Hardcore Belt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=749</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
&#8230;!

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		<title>Central comedy</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/11/30/central-comedy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2004 23:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=524</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*Ring*
*Ring*
*Ring*
*Ring*
Hello. This is a recording. Which means I&#8217;m probably having some really dirty sex right now. So don&#8217;t leave your name. Don&#8217;t leave your number. And Comedy Central, you better start sending out my paychecks or else I&#8217;m never gonna book another show. And then&#8230;well&#8230;you won&#8217;t pay us and you&#8217;ll just show 39 weeks of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Question</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/11/30/question/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2004 23:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>YGBKIADTAYOOYFM Hardcore Belt</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=873</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
&#8230;?

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		<title>A return&#8230;&#8230;..YEEEEEEEES!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/10/23/a-returnyeeeeeeees/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2004 10:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The New Undietaker</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1009</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(The crowd at a BOB European show, frustrated from a lack of entertainment value and the knowledge of XXXtreme Machine&#8217;s upcoming segment, is no longer paying much attention to the in ring action. At this point, the classic wrestling midgets have been the highlight of the show. When XXXtreme Machine came onto the ramp, there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Greatest Tag Team in the Universe!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/08/15/the-greatest-tag-team-in-the-universe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2004 14:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Coma</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1007</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[Fade up. Clouds rushing by. Time-lapse photography of flowers opening. A quiet, ominous piece of music, probably stolen from a Phillip Glass movie soundtrack. More clouds. Melting icicles. More time-lapse photography, this time of fruit rotting. What the hell is this, the Stock Footage Film Festival?]
Voice-Over: BOB&#8230;
[Oh, good, I think we've started the promo for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not a Real Promo</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/06/13/not-a-real-promo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2004 02:03:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=848</guid>
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[The scene opens to a dark basement where a disgruntled looking teen sits on a pile of old newspapers. The poorly held camera, which serves as our window to this world, blurs in and out of focus as the complaining begins.]
Kevin The Pyromaniac: But I don&#8217;t want to do a damn promo!
Bruce the Kleptomaniac: You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nowhere in Particular</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/05/25/nowhere-in-particular/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2004 21:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1003</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*The Ford Taurus is still driving around in the middle of nowhere (seriously, there&#8217;s a sign and everything), Mr. Paradox in the passenger seat and the driving cloak still at the wheel. The back-seat cloak has woken up, and is holding a map.*
Paradox: So, you mean we&#8217;re COMPLETELY lost?
Map Cloak: (Something indecipherable and Japanese)
Paradox: I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watch this, Frankie.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/05/20/watch-this-frankie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2004 11:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Azathoth</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1001</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello folks, it&#8217;s me, Orbapakopolis, showing you the interior of Farmer Brown&#8217;s lovely house. Dr. Azathoth is slumped over in an easy chair. It looks like he hasn&#8217;t bathed or shaved in several days. Atomo walks in.
Atomo: WHAT-TROUBLES-YOU-MASTER? MASTER-HAS-NOT-LEFT-THIS-CHAIR-IN-NEARLY- 7 days, 16 hrs, 34 mins. 24 sec&#8230; 25 sec&#8230; 26 sec&#8230;
Dr. Azathoth: Oh be silent, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THANKS, DUDE!</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/05/19/thanks-dude/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2004 15:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=999</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two days after blowin&#8217; up the fucker&#8217;s house, The Big Unit hurls a perfecto! Thanks, Paracox! The D-Backs are rollin&#8217;, you jerkweed!
GAME DAY RECAP Tuesday, May 18
Johnson K&#8217;s 13 in perfect effort
RECAP &#124; BOX SCORE &#124; GAME LOG &#124; PHOTOS 
ATLANTA (AP) &#8212; Randy Johnson had pretty much done it all &#8212; Cy Young Awards, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A kind message back to sWo</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/05/16/a-kind-message-back-to-swo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2004 16:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Studnuts</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=1005</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[~~~Somewhere in Phoenix, Az, in a big fucking house that’s way bigger than any house any of you mucks will ever live in, we fade in to a tanned individual relaxing on his black, leather sectional. He’s muscular, oh yeah… and he’s soon joined by two hot bitches. Bitch #1 is a fiery redhead- she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re: A Message to the iAd&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/05/08/re-a-message-to-the-iad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2004 22:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trey Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=989</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[And now, a moment with Trey Vincent.]
TV: *Ahem* Fuck you. 
[This has been a moment with Trey Vincent.]
TV: Hold on. You forgot to ask me the question. 
[Oh, right. What do you think of the sWo?]
TV: Who?
[The sWo?]
TV: Never heard of them. Listen jackfucks, the only thing you need to know is that TV is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Old School</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/04/30/old-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2004 08:37:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Atomo the Living Robot</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=995</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey, look here, it&#8217;s Farmer Brown and Atomo standing outside Farmer Brown&#8217;s dilapatated dellapadated dilabetated run-down old barn. Atomo has the &#8220;Pop-up Ads Crashed My Computer&#8221; belt over his shoulder.
Atomo: ARE-YOU-SURE-THIS-IS-APPROPRIATE?
Farmer Brown: Yeah, this&#8217;ll help get the Doc outa his funk. An old-school promo is just what ya&#8217;ll need right now. That pigshit with the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Signal</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/04/23/the-signal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2004 23:49:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=997</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*On the Jersey shore, near one of Dr. Azathoth&#8217;s old laboratories, Mr. Paradox picks his way through the dog-crab mutants and kneels, taking a small box from his coat and setting it on the ground in front of him. Meat-Puppet, covered in crabs, walks up beside him.*
Paradox: Is it ready?
Meat-Puppet: Owwwww&#8230;
Paradox: (whispered) Stay in character.
*Meat-Puppet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mixed Feelings&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/04/22/mixed-feelings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2004 06:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Azathoth</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=991</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Go, Orbatron, go Orbatron, go Orbatron GO!
It&#8217;s dusk, as Azathoth and company arrive back at the rural farmstead of Farmer Brown, having just returned from March Mayham&#8230; Or possibly Mayhem. My spell-checker&#8217;s on the fritz. In any case the lot of us have decided to treat ourselves to some of Farmer Brown&#8217;s famous Apple Cider, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hello, all</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/04/22/hello-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2004 01:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerald Jones</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=993</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(We see the man once known as Jerry Curl Jones standing in the middle of a desert. His head is now completely shaved. He is dressed in complete white and holds onto a stuffed kitten.)
Good evening, freinds. Jerald Jones, here. I hope that all of you are having a lovely day. I know I am. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Graffiti</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/04/14/graffiti/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2004 18:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=721</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[Open to… where are we? Well, it’s dark. Very dark.]
KtP: This is so cool, finally some revenge on them idiot people.
BtK: Yeah, and then we can steal some of their bikes and cars and stuff.
KtP: And set some on fire!
[Kevin the Pyromaniac and his new manager/lackey, Bruce the Kleptomaniac, are hidden somewhere. A light flickers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Uh oh, someone&#8217;s drunk</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/04/05/uh-oh-someones-drunk/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/04/05/uh-oh-someones-drunk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2004 02:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Drudleys</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=987</guid>
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The scene? Some dark, smelly alleyway on the sleazy side of Belchertown, Massachusets. Yes, the same town that was the setting for Sunday Morning Chloroform 12. Why are we still here? The Drudleyz won their match, so they&#8217;ve been drunk since late morning on Sunday.
&#8220;&#8230; and then I hit him with a left hook, then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Party of the Slumber</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/04/01/party-of-the-slumber/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=541</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
(The scene opens from the inside of a teenage girl&#8217;s bedroom. What? Just read it, it&#8217;s not like that. Anyway, on the floor, wrapped in sleeping bags, are a group of teenage girls at a slumber party. With empty pizza boxes and smuggled in beer bottles already shoved under the bed, the young ladies turn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Punishment</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/03/12/punishment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2004 13:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Drudleys</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=980</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
The desert sand swirled up into the air as a gust of wind went by. A man in a referee&#8217;s uniform coughed loudly as a result and clutched at his chest.
&#8220;I hate the desert!&#8221; Yelled Geoff Gones, personal ref for the Drudley family, &#8220;It&#8217;s a God damn piece of motherfucking shit!&#8221;

&#8220;There&#8217;s no need to swear.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jumping under the band-wagon</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/03/09/jumping-under-the-band-wagon/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/03/09/jumping-under-the-band-wagon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2004 14:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Atomo the Living Robot</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=982</guid>
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I am Orbnauticus. Silence is my wisdom

Atomo: GREETINGS-ORGANIC-UNITS. IT-HAS-COME-TO-THIS-UNIT&#8217;S-ATTENTION-THAT-CREATING-A-&#8221;STABLE&#8221;-IS-THE-ONLY-WAY-TO-TRIUMPH-IN-THE-WRESTLING-WORL D.
A: THEREFORE, ATOMO-HAS-ASSEMBLED-A-CRACK-TEAM-OF-WRESTLERS-TO-AID-IN-DEFEATING-ENEMY-UNITS. 
A: UNIT-1!
Cut to a cloaked figure, who stands at about 5&#8242;11&#8243;, and is completely rectangular. Since he&#8217;s the strong silent type, he says nothing and does not move
A: UNIT-2!
Another cloaked figure, standing about 1&#8242;5&#8243;. It makes a whirring noise and its cloak billows [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kevin&#8217;s Unusual Encounter With Some Birds</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/03/07/kevins-unusual-encounter-with-some-birds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 02:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin the Pyromaniac</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=537</guid>
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It is a calm and peaceful March morning in the rural outskirts of Parts Unknown. The birds are chirping through the fragant cherry trees as a greasy teenager hauls himself through the tall grass of this gentle meadow, dragging a large tanker of fuel behind him.
Kevin: Oh man, being so damn hardcore is hard work.
Kevin [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dimension Z Update: SMC11 Aftermath</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/03/07/dimension-z-update-smc11-aftermath/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/03/07/dimension-z-update-smc11-aftermath/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 01:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sir Zeno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ACTIVATING MONSEUIR PROMO-VIEWER&#8230;
NOW CONNECTING WITH DIMENSION Z&#8230;
CONNECTION ESTABLISHED. AIR IN 5, 4, 3&#8230;
*Inside the Mansion of Chaos Ruler, in the training room, Sir Zeno is busily sparring inside the ring with a large, green-skinned freak of nature (who looks a bit like Ron Jeremy). After knocking the creature down, Zeno leans over the ropes and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kwai Chiang Siegel debut . . .</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/02/20/kwai-chiang-siegel-debut/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/02/20/kwai-chiang-siegel-debut/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2004 08:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kwai Chiang Siegel</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=563</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[Cut to a mysterious mountaintop, somewhere. We can't tell you where. Might be Asia, might be America, and actually, because the Freedom of Information could be invoked and cost us money, I should tell you. It's not a mountain, it's the Frank J. Heimlich Memorial Tall Building in Wyomingville, Wyoming, and below it is the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paradox on Tour</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/02/18/paradox-on-tour/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2004 21:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Paradox</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=555</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[*On a stage before a sold-out crowd, Mr. Paradox (in a ripped, &#8220;punk&#8221; version of his usual trenchcoat/singlet/boots outfit) is jamming a metal remix of &#8220;Vampire Killer&#8221; on an electric keytar. Meat-Puppet is thrashing in the mosh pits, out in the crowd. Meanwhile, the hooded figure from before is working the stand-up bass. The song [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I was in Playgirl.</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/02/12/i-was-in-playgirl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2004 03:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Azathoth</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=846</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dr. A: Greetings, gentle viewers, and hello to you all. There’s been a lot of talk lately about how virile all of you wrestlers are. Apparently those of you with large sexual organs are better able to succeed in combat. I don’t see the connection myself (Unless you plan to illegally garrote your opponent while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOB WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!! (The Epic-Part 2)</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/02/11/bob-will-never-be-the-same-the-epic-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2004 10:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>douja</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=966</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(The camera fades out then fades in backstage at a BOB house show. douja and Jerry are standing outside one of the lockerrooms.)
Jerry: Yo, where is Bobby with those two dudes he said he would call??
douja: dont even sweat it, he will be here.. look, there he is.. 
Bobby: Excuse my lateness, boys. But please, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOB WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!! (The Epic-Part1)</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/02/11/bob-will-never-be-the-same-the-epic-part1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2004 10:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>douja</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=522</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Jerry passes the joint to douja and the camera fades out. When the camera fades back in the two are stepping out of douja&#8217;s car. The camera looks up and reads the sign on the building they pull up to that reads &#8220;Gimmicks R&#8217; Us&#8221;.)
Jerry: Yo, what da hell kind of place is this?
douja: this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad language, bad smells and bad sandwiches</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/02/09/bad-language-bad-smells-and-bad-sandwiches/</link>
		<comments>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/02/09/bad-language-bad-smells-and-bad-sandwiches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2004 14:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Drudleys</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rant.bobwrestling.com/?p=977</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
The back of the old, second hand Volkswagen van was dilapidated to say the very least. With small cracks of sunlight poking through the edges of duct tape that seemingly held the whole vehicle together. The man who owned, and was currently driving, this hunk of crap was a member of the Drudley family, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gay porn on Comedy Central</title>
		<link>http://rant.bobwrestling.com/2004/02/08/gay-porn-on-comedy-central/</link>
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