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Gluttons for Punishment 2 Results!

May 3rd, 2009
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INTERCOURSE, Pa. – Every title changed hands at Brawlers On a Budget‘s latest mega event, Gluttons for Punishment 2. The biggest shocker? The new ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS wasn’t even booked into the TITLE match!

Scatman def. Dr. Silaconne M. Plants via pinfall to win THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS to cap the night off, after Jerri Li revealed that she has been SMP’s “secret admirer,” then knocked him out with a pipe. Scatman cashed in the Beer In The Belly with Executive Producer Trey Vincent and made history. This was SMP’s second title match in a row.

Dr. Silaconne M. Plants def. Kobe Gyant via pinfall in a Steel Cage Match to defend THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS. Before Scatman and Jerri Li got involved, SMP won with a Med Degree on a steel chair to finally put away the young challenger in this classic match, only to lose it moments later.

The Great outlasted 32 men, women, inanimate objects, cyborgs, and WSE members to win the Royal Flush Rumble to become the number one contender for the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS. Also during the match, Axl won the Swiss Army Belt by eliminating the most brawlers during the match; Kevin the Pyromaniac won the You Gotta Be Kidding Me I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A XX Division Hardcore Title by retrieving it with a ladder; and Jerri Li won both Not Good Enough to Fight Alone Tag Team Titles by eliminating competitors at the random “wild card” elimination times.

Jerri Li def. Sarah in a Loser Leaves BOB Ladder Match via retrieving a contract hanging over the ring. Christian St. Christian inserted himself into the match, and helped Li go onto ultimate victory over her rival. Post-match, Sarah bid a teary farewell to Brawlers On a Budget (and also kicked ex-husband Scotty Whatbody on her way out).

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Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #20 Results!

April 23rd, 2009
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SIN CITY – Chaos. That one word best sums up Brawlers On a Budget‘s Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #20. The night began with 10 hellacious chair shots, and ended with the ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS tapping out in the middle of the ring.

ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Dr. Silaconne M. Plants def. Sarah via pinfall. SMP prevailed against the former two-time OWCTM as complete chaos erupted during this potential Match of the Year candidate. Executive Producer Trey Vincent inserted himself as the special referee for the contest, while everyone from the locker room headed out to watch this historic main event (and possibly Sarah’s last appearance on iMPLOSION). Steel Chair instigated the entire incident by rappelling into the ring. Vincent tossed Steel Chair at Steve Studnuts, who batted the chair away with the Medium-Sized Bucket™, but right into The Great. Everybody brawled, with Jerri Li, Scatman, and Christian St. Christian eventually taking out everyone. The Fetish Freaks finale? A vicious tombstone for Sarah delivered by Jerri Li on a cheese grater chair, leading to SMP getting the pin. Post-match, however, Kobe Gyant, the number one contender targeted SMP, the man he’ll face in the cage at Gluttons For Punishment on May 2, and locked him in the Dribbler Crossface. SMP tapped as iMPLOSION went off the air!

Kevin the Pyromaniac returned to BOB, and after taking out the various Mr. Fantastic clones – including Cyborg, Chocolate, Jell-O, Kung Pao, British, Beachball, Paperclip, Origami, and Rubix Cube Mr. Fantastics – and unleashing his Burning Elbow, vowed to finally become the hardcore champion.

Kobe Gyant def. Kid Pirate via pinfall to win the Swiss Army Belt. However, Gyant was stripped of the title post-match at SMP’s urging, and Kid Pirate forced Gyant to decide between defending the title in the upcoming Royal Flush Rumble at Gluttons for Punishment and face SMP, or to focus all his attention on SMP. This proved to be a no-brainer for Kobe, who said the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS is all that matters to him.

Axl def. Jerri Li in a Great American Bash In Axl’s Skull Match via not having his skull caved in. Jerri pulled out all the stops, including a double chair, ladder chair, table chair, flaming chair, barbed wire chair, cheese grater chair, light tube chair, and even a C4 chair! Axl looked to be done after the tenth brutal chair shot, but Sarah ran out with everybody knocked out by the C4 explosion and duct taped Axl to the ropes. This is what forced Jerri into her actions later in the night, costing Sarah the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS.

Up next, BOB heads to Intercourse, PA for the Gluttons For Punishment 2 On-Demand! Check out the entire GFP2 card, and send us your money!

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March Mayhem 2009 Results!

April 15th, 2009
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Dr. Silaconne M. Plants, Brawlers On a Budget‘s ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS, shocked the parody e-wrestling world on March 11 when (in an attempt to ‘prove’ himself as the greatest ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS of all time) he proclaimed that he would defend THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS in the original March Mayhem Tournament format.

SMP put up his title in a non-booked 65 man tournament based on the outcomes of NCAA tournament games. BOB wrestler fortunes were determined by the teams they were matched up with. For example, if one of BOB’s wrestlers got paired with the Kansas Jayhawks and Kansas won the National Championship, then that person would have become the new ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS.

It was unprecedented. It was crazy. Why would a champion do this? Why would a champion that could skate to Gluttons for Punishment 2 to face Kobe Gyant in a Steel Cage match risk losing his title beforehand and ruin a saucy main event?

Because, as SMP said at the time, “I’m the best. And Carolina should win this year.”

The NCAA “March Madness” tournament is always unpredictable. Now you can relive all the action as 65 men, women, and inanimate objects seek to become the ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS in March Mayhem 2009!

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Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! 19 Results!

April 9th, 2009
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SIN CITY – Death and You Gotta Be Kidding Me I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A XX Division Hardcore Champion Hamster Girl went “6 Rounds” in a memorable You Gotta Be Kidding Me I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A XX Division Hardcore Title match on Brawlers On a Budget’s Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #19. But in the end, Hamster Girl successfully defended her title against Big Bony with a little help from her manager.

Hamster Girl’s manager, Sammy Stoner, gave Hamster Girl a “leg up” and caused Death to fall out of a helicopter in the final “challenge,” a Last Entity Not Thrown Out of a Helicopter Match. Death tried to steal the win with some help from fellow Entities of Destruction members Dr. Silaconne M. Plants, the ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS, Kid Pirate, the Swiss Army Champion and Acting BigBOSS, and Steel Chair. However, Kobe Gyant and Joe Bananas (along with Red Chair and Black Chair) made the save, as the feud between Gyant Bananas and the EOD continues to intensify.

Hamster Girl’s other challenges this night included not getting her title belt stolen, tongue wrestling XXXtreme Machine in an elevator for 20 floors, kissing Scatman‘s feces-covered tushy, finding a certain room in the hotel containing a photograph of her beltnapped belt, and eating a plate full of evil German peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!

Not Good Enough to Fight Alone Tag Team Champions The Great & “XFactor” Pete Trable defeated Steve Studnuts and Christian St. Christian, after Christian turned out to be Executive Producer Trey Vincent in disguise. Vincent unmasked after delivering a Coming Down on his former buddy, and setting up Studnuts for a Twist of Great for the pin. Vincent then also got some revenge on referee Vicky Jean, hitting her with a Shocking Conclusion before ripping off her top!

Throughout the night, footage of Scotty Whatbody “training” (some might call it “torturing”) Axl to prepare him for his next match, a Great American Bash In Axl’s Skull Match, on the next iMPLOSION! Numerous chair shots, hot rocks, broken glass, thumbtacks, a “cat fight” in pudding, and watching “One Night In Chyna” are just a few things Scotty cooked up for Axl’s training sessions in Sinister City to toughen him up!

Kobe Gyant & Joe Bananas defeated Jerri Li & Viet Kong in a Vietnamese Deathmatch. If you like blood and barbed wire, then this is the match for you! Well, as much as G5TV would allow us to do, anyway.

The night began with the Entities of Destruction celebrating SMP’s successful ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS defense in the March Mayhem 2009 tournament. Gyant came out to confront SMP, and also try to stir up some trouble within the group, before Viet Kong (and his manager “Charlie”) made his return to BOB after a long absence. Bananas came to the rescue of his partner, however, and Kong ended up taking a ride off the plank through a stack of flaming tables that mysteriously appeared!

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Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #18 Results!

March 25th, 2009
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SIN CITY – Gluttons for Punishment 2 is right around the corner, but before we get to Brawlers On a Budget’s next On-Demand, the next two editions of iMPLOSION will feature FOUR title matches, all of which were drawn at random on Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #18! In the next month, BOB’s entire championship landscape could change.

Kid Pirate booked the following matches by pulling contenders out of his hat:

  • ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS: Dr. Silaconne M. Plants (if he retains the title in the March Mayhem 2009 tournament) will face former two-time ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Sarah Whatbody!
  • Swiss Army Belt: Pirate will defend his title against Kobe Gyant!
  • The You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A Hardcore XX Division Championship: Hamster Girl will defend her title against Death!
  • The Not Good Enough to Fight Alone Tag Team Titles: The Great and “XFactor” Pete Trable will defend their titles against the pairing of Steve Studnuts and Christian St. Christian.
  • In other action, Jerri Li will face Axl in a Great American Bash In Axl’s Skull Match!

Prior to the championship lottery-style drawing, which was supposed to be done by BOB’s Executive Producer Trey Vincent, Studnuts got some payback on his former friend by assaulting him with the Medium-Sized Bucket. Referee Vicky Jean, who was being forced into receiving a “public spanking” by Vincent, provided plenty of distraction for Studnuts to sneak into the ring and beat Vincent bloody with the bucket. What will Vincent’s response be? And will we ever see Vincent vs. Studnuts going one on one?

SMP & Death def. Gyant & Joe Bananas via pinfall thanks to some help from the newest member of the Entities of Destruction, Steel Chair! Steel Chair made its presence known by rappelling down on a zip line to lend Death a hand (figuratively speaking, of course). Pirate also interfered in this match, smashing a bottle of rum over Gyant’s skull, before Plants nailed Gyant with a Medigree into the glass.

Li defeated Tia Tarr via pinfall in a brutal no disqualification match that ended after Li tombstoned Tarr through a ringside table.

Also on this night, the Entities of Destruction continued to prepare for SMP’s alleged secret admirer, Joanie Laurer, by watching the infamous (disturbing) “One Night In Chyna” sex tape. Laurer is rumored to reveal herself (hopefully only figuratively) at Gluttons for Punishment 2 on BOB-On-Demand!

Axl & Sarah def. Christian & Scatman via disqualification after Li interfered, laying out both Sarah and Axl with a chair. The Fetish Freaks continued assaulting the new tag team of Axl and Sarah (a team Axl’s new manager Scotty Whatbody put together) until Pigeon ran in to make the save.

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Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #17 Results

March 18th, 2009
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SIN CITY – On Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #17, Steve Studnuts mystery tag team partner derailed Brawlers On a Budget’s plans to showcase the first-time ever meeting between Studnuts and Trey Vincent in the main event at MegaBrawl III: Season of the Witch this December.

That mystery partner? Vincent. BOB’s Executive Producer made his official return to BOB after a completely uneventful previous few months waiting for some other federation to get rolling.

Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Champions The Great & “XFactor” Pete Trable def. Studnuts & Vincent in a non-title match when The Great pinned Vincent after a DDT on a chair. After announcing that there will be special random drawing for championship matches next week on iMPLOSION 18 (in addition to a “public spanking” of referee Vicky Jean), Vincent made his entrance, joining Studnuts to face BOB’s tag team champions. Vincent apparently threw the match after he made a deal with Trable in return for Cyborg Angelina X “lending Vincent a hand” at a rate of 200 strokes per minute.

Post-match, The Great and Trable has some problems of their own as several Mr. Fantastic clones, including Cyborg Mr. Fantastic, Chocolate Mr. Fantastic and Werewolf Mr. Fantastic, went on the warpath. No doubt these creations by mad scientist Dr. Poindexter are gunning for the tag team champions.

Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam def. Axl via pin. Axl had a rough night. Aside from getting kicked in the “yams” and losing his match, Axl also had to deal with the OWTTM number one contender, Kobe Gyant, who took out Axl’s agent, Tifa Witherspoon, to dinner using Axl’s credit card. By the end of the night, Axl was washing dishes to make up for the mess he made at the restaurant.

The You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out Of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A Hardcore XX Division Champion Hamster Girl def. The You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out Of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A Hardcore XX Division Title Belt via pinfall. While Hamster Girl was victorious, post-match Jerri Li led the Fetish Freaks (Scatman and Christian St. Christian) into the ring for a beatdown. Li wants the title badly. But before the trio could inflict any serious damage, Sarah Whatbody ran in from the announce table and cleared the ring. Could we be on our way to another violent confrontation between Jerri and Sarah who had numerous outstanding matches last year?

We also found out Gyant’s tag team partner will be Joe Bananas next week. The “Gyant Bananas” will face Entities of Destruction members ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Dr. Silaconne M. Plants (who thinks he’s finally figured out who his mysterious secret admirer is) and Death in tag team action. Gyant hit the first strike in this building feud when he Van Horninated a giant plastic banana into Death’s skull.

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Bearly Legal Results!

February 28th, 2009
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SIN CITY — Thanks to a sinister conspiracy, Dr. Silaconne M. Plants successfully defended the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS against American Panda at Brawlers On a Budget’s Bearly Legal On-Demand, thanks to help from Death and Acting BigBOSS and Swiss Army Belt champion Kid Pirate.

With referee Vicky Jean incapacitated, the Sin City crowd was shocked as Death returned and stuck his finger where it didn’t belong. After a Touch of Death on American Panda, Kid Pirate emerged wearing a referee shirt and counted to three, and SMP got the victory over the dead American hero.

This shocking main event capped off a night of insane action that lived up to the name “Bearly Legal.” In other action:

Kid Pirate defeated Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam via pinfall to retain the Swiss Army Belt, but it took a LOT of help. SMP got involved TWICE, and Axl also got involved. But both men had the same target: Sam. No doubt Sam will be looking for revenge on Kid Pirate, Axl, and SMP in the coming weeks here in BOB.

Kobe Gyant defeated Axl via pin after some help from…any guesses? Yep, SMP once again. The Doc was all over this show, making sure his enemies paid for the things they’ve said in the Rant Zone recently, as well as trying to figure out who his “secret admirer” is. However, SMP has a new challenger for the OWTTM in the form of Gyant. The two will face off at the next BOB On-Demand mega-event.

Steve Studnuts defeated Pigeon via pinfall, and was once again successful in his quest for a match against Trey Vincent at MegaBrawl III. Vincent, BOB’s Executive Producer, has guaranteed the first-ever meeting of the two former iAd members as long as Studnuts can stay undefeated for the remainder of 2009.

Hamster Girl survived the Hardcore Plexiglass Elimination Chamber to become the new The You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A Hardcore XX Division Champion by defeating The You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A Hardcore XX Division Title Belt, Tia Tarr, Scatman, Christian St. Christian and Jerri Li.

The Great and XFactor Pete Trable defeated The Wizard and Thomas Largeman via magic trick. Yes, The Great and Trable made the number one contenders for the Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team titles disappear.

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Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #15 Results!

January 30th, 2009
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SIN CITY – At MegaBrawl 2, Dr. Silaconne M. Plants became the second Grand Slam Champion in history when he defeated Steve Studnuts to capture both Not Good Enough to Fight Alone Tag Team Titles, the Swiss Army Belt, and the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS. Just a month later, Plants was looking to cash in — literally, by selling his titles to the highest bidders. But things didn’t go quite as planned for the Sinister Surgeon on Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #15.

Thomas Largeman & The Wizard defeated SMP & American Panda in a Not Good Enough to Fight Alone Tag Team Title Match via DQ. New tag team champions were crowned — not in the main event match, thanks to SMP’s use of a chair resulting in a disqualification. No, after the match. “XFactor” Pete Trable announced to the world that he had won a silent auction and he declared himself one-half of the tag champs, along with his partner The Great. Trable then laid out a challenge to Largeman and Wizard for Bearly Legal. Will they accept?

Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam defeated Axl in his debut match via countout, thanks to a SMP Nipple Cutter prior to Axl’s entrance. SMP thought Axl sent him a dozen roses and accused Axl of being his secret admirer. After SMP walked away, Kobe Gyant then took Tifa, Axl’s manager, out for some “fried chicken.”

Indigo & Hamster Girl vs. Pretty Boy & Tia Tar ended in a no contest after Studnuts arrived with a chair and took out all the competitors. This led to a showdown via the 2-Cheap-2-Own TV between Studnuts and his ex-friend, Trey Vincent. Studnuts demanded a match against his former iAd stablemate, but Vincent had something else in mind. The future CWA superstar told Studnuts that he would have to go undefeated until MegaBrawl III: Season of the Witch, in order to receive his shot at Vincent. Yep, we’re already on the road to MegaBrawl III. Order now to receive the special early bird price!

Jerri Li defeated Undietaker via ??. Everyone was so distracted making bets on the Super Bowl, it’s kind of unclear how Jerri pulled out the win, but she did.

And to kick off the night, BOB’s new Acting BigBOSS Kid Pirate overruled SMP’s selling of the Swiss ARRRRmy Belt to Scatman, and KP awarded the Swiss ARRRRmy Belt to himself! SMP and Pirate had an angry exchange of words, and the segment ended with the arrival of American Panda, Largeman and Wizard for some swashbuckling.

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MegaBrawl II Results!

December 16th, 2008
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RESULTS FROM BRAWLERS ON A BUDGET’S MEGABRAWL II!

SMP takes home all the gold in a bloody cage match, BOB has a new Acting BigBOSS, and a zoo is slaughtered by emoticons on BOB’s biggest show of the year!

-Brawlers On a Budget’s MegaBrawl II kicked off with the Beetlejuicers, who performed “All You Need Is Elves” with the help of some little people.

-Your commentators are Styles and Scotty Whatbody.

Indigo and Hamster Girl won the controversial opening It’s A Wonderful Curtain Jerker Battle Royal match, outlasting Little Good, Pigeon, Pretty Boy, Snapmare Kid, Tia Tar, XXXtreme Machine and “XFactor” Pete Trable.

Thomas Largeman and The Wizard became the number one contenders for the Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Titles by defeating the Human Foreign Object and Steel Chair.

-Then it was the surprise return of Festering Death (Spacecop and Spaceduck), who took on the entire San Diego Zoo. Flamingos, reindeer, hippos, tigers…no animal was spared. Small children and anyone with morals should probably avoid this match or watch with a vomit bucket handy. This match also saw a surprising cameo by BRAND Wrestling superstar Sharc!

Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam danced with Kay Fabe and Mike “The Monotone” Monroe.

Axl defeated his brother in the bloody, brutal Jerry Springerish Anywhere “Anywhere Is” Is Playing Match. Viruz is now done with BOB.

-Up next, Coma and Hallucination Boy took on Kamikazie Ken and Insano Mano in a Rakes On A Plane. However, due to a horrible accident, the plane crashed and now they’re LOST. We may never see these four BOBsters again.

-Up next was Death vs. Zombie Mr. Fantastic in a grudge match. However, we learned that Alex Smith was actually Zombie Mr. Fantastic. Death picked up the win after his wife, Katie, ate Smith’s face. Death, naturally, then powerbombed her.

-Kay Fabe had a flavorful conversation with American Panda.

Kid Pirate defeated Seth Harker in a Walk the Plank Match, which means Pirate is BOB’s new Acting BigBOSS! What does this mean for the future of BOB? Aye dunno.

-In a shocker, Sarah “The Jobber Slayer” lost the T&A XX Division Title, but it wasn’t to her opponent, Jerri Li. It was to former BOBster (and former title), the You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin’ Mind Hardcore Title Belt with the help of referee Vicky Jean. The title, speaking through Vicky, gave one of the most shocking post-match interviews ever!

Kobe Gyant got it on with Kay Fabe in lieu of an interview.

American Panda became the number one contender for the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS after defeating Kurt Angel, Kobe Gyant and The Great in an elimination match. Axl also got involved with this match, helping eliminate Gyant. Referee Vicky Jean stopped the match after several repeated claws to The Great’s face, but The Great never tapped out or was pinned in the match.

Jerri Li came out for an impromptu match against herself, but was interrupted by none other than the UNDIETAKER!

-And in the main event, Dr. Silaconne M. Plants prevailed against Steve Studnuts in the Nicolas/Christian Cage Match, in which Nurse Heidi was the special referee, thanks in part to some interference by BOB’s Executive Producer Trey Vincent! SMP avoided retirement and now is the second BOB Grand Slam Champion, and he now holds the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS, Swiss Army Belt and both Not Good Enough to Fight Alone Tag Team Titles. His emotional post-match interview is a must see.

It was an amazing show. Part 1 is here, Part 2 is here, and Part 3 is here! Check it out now!

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MegaBrawl II Preview!

December 2nd, 2008
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It’s beginning to look at lot like MegaBrawl II! Yes, Brawlers On a Budget’s biggest show of the year, MegaBrawl II, rolls into Sin City Stadium Dec. 13. Here’s what you can expect to see on the great-grandson of them all…

It’s A Wonderful Curtain Jerker Battle Royal! Yes, the winner of this one will get a shot at the Swiss Army Belt sometime down the line. The following BOBsters are scheduled to appear in this match: Little Good, Pigeon, Pretty Boy, Snapmare Kid, Tia Tar, XFactor Pete Trable, and XXXtreme Machine!

Then, two team are dreaming of a title shot for the Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Titles, but only one can wrap up the win as The Wizard and Thomas Largeman battle Steel Chair and his apprentice The Human Foreign Object!

Then, it’s a nightmare before Christmas for feuding brothers Axl and Viruz, who are set to go one on one in a Anywhere "Anywhere Is" Is Playing Match.

Insano Mano and Kamikazie Ken have sure been naughty to nice guys Coma and Hallucination Boy. What to do? Rakes On a Plane! Yes siree, we’re gonna send these four guys up on an airplane filled with rakes and let them settle the score.

Is Zombie Mr. Fantastic the grinch who stole Death‘s wife, Katie? Perhaps, but Death and Zombie Mr. Fantastic will finally have it out at MegaBrawl II in a grudge match!

Two men will be walking in a planky wonderland, as Seth Harker puts up his Acting BigBOSSship against Kid Pirate in a Walk the Plank Match!

If all you want for Christmas is some T&A, well then you’re in luck, because Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" will defend her T&A XX Division Title against Jerri Li in a Bra & Panties Soap Suds Match! Ho ho ho!

Joy to the world, a new ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS number one contender is come! But who will it be? Kurt Angel, The Great, Kobe Gyant, or American Panda?

Violent night, holy (shit) night, in the main event, EVERYTHING is on the line as Steve Studnuts defends the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS and his half of the Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Titles against Dr. Silaconne M. Plants, who is also putting the Swiss Army Belt and HIS half of the Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Titles. The match will be a Nicolas Cage Match, which means various Nicolas Cage DVDs will be hung on the cage and available for use as weapons in the match! Also, SMP has agreed to put his CAREER on the line, so if he loses, he’s done in BOB!

It should be an unforgettable event! Don’t miss it! Send us your money now!

(Card subject to bait-and-switch)

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