INTERCOURSE, Pa. – Every title changed hands at Brawlers On a Budget‘s latest mega event, Gluttons for Punishment 2. The biggest shocker? The new ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS wasn’t even booked into the TITLE match!
Scatman def. Dr. Silaconne M. Plants via pinfall to win THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS to cap the night off, after Jerri Li revealed that she has been SMP’s “secret admirer,” then knocked him out with a pipe. Scatman cashed in the Beer In The Belly with Executive Producer Trey Vincent and made history. This was SMP’s second title match in a row.
Dr. Silaconne M. Plants def. Kobe Gyant via pinfall in a Steel Cage Match to defend THE ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS. Before Scatman and Jerri Li got involved, SMP won with a Med Degree on a steel chair to finally put away the young challenger in this classic match, only to lose it moments later.
The Great outlasted 32 men, women, inanimate objects, cyborgs, and WSE members to win the Royal Flush Rumble to become the number one contender for the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS. Also during the match, Axl won the Swiss Army Belt by eliminating the most brawlers during the match; Kevin the Pyromaniac won the You Gotta Be Kidding Me I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A XX Division Hardcore Title by retrieving it with a ladder; and Jerri Li won both Not Good Enough to Fight Alone Tag Team Titles by eliminating competitors at the random “wild card” elimination times.
Jerri Li def. Sarah in a Loser Leaves BOB Ladder Match via retrieving a contract hanging over the ring. Christian St. Christian inserted himself into the match, and helped Li go onto ultimate victory over her rival. Post-match, Sarah bid a teary farewell to Brawlers On a Budget (and also kicked ex-husband Scotty Whatbody on her way out).