Yo Quiero Heart Transplant!
“This is where it all begins.”
“The long, hard road to rediscovery.”
“The place where I finally decide to stare down the face of countless filth…”
“… so I may take their punishment…”
“… the pain… the sweet, sweet pain…”
"Thank them… and ask for more."
“This is the beginning…”
“… the end is nowhere in sight.”
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[Pigeon steps through the front door of "Doc Taco's All You Can Eat Mexican Buffet and Regional Hospital". The floor is caked in mildew... littered with the crumbs of taco shells long forgotten... stained with the urine of those who were just too damn lazy to find the bathroom. The walls... covered with framed pictures of enchiladas, tosdadas, and bygone specials of the day. The smell is thick... Tainted beef. Rotten tomatoes. Moldy cheese. And the disgusting stench permeating from the operation room...]
Doc Taco: Ah, mucho better-o, senor U.S.A.! Hows do joo t’ink joo feeling?
U.S.A. : …
Doc Taco: Oh sheeet… he is dead, I’m t’inking. Maybe that last time I was being stuffing his mouth with chili peppers, to try and reccusitate him… maybe not such the good idea, ci?
U.S.A. : …
Doc Taco: Aw well. Hee’z parts should make good tacos! I am being out of good taco meat. Good thing he muchos, muchos fatso! Dees medical gig sure do make for mui beuno way to provide customers with spicy mexicano food! And toes.
[Suddenly, the door to the operation room bursts open, Pigeon storms in, and the Bird of Prey blasts the good doc with a bedpan, splitting him open, and spilling blood from his forehead. The doctor falls backward, ontop of the now deceased Uncle Sam Alabaster, as the examining bed slides backward.]
Pigeon: [screaming] TELL YOUR PATIENTS… TELL EVERY LAST FUCKIN’ CITIZEN… THE PIGEON IS HERE. AND HE’S NOT LEAVING UNTIL HE BUSTS DOWN THE DOORS OF THE HIERARCHY’S CASTLE, AND RIPS OUT THE THROAT OF THAT FUCKING BASTARD AXL! QUOTH THE PIGEON…
… Evermore.
[Doc Taco tries to sit up, but Pigeon picks up a needle filled with tranquilizer... and stabs the doctor in the forehead, close to the waterfall of cascading blood. Taco becomes woozy... before his eyes roll into the back of his skull, and he falls backward, sliding off of U.S.A., and to the hospital / resteraunt floor. Pigeon drops the needle to the floor, and smiles sickly...]
Pigeon: Welcome… to the Bio-Dome.
[Pigeon flaps his arms, leaving the building... with Doc Taco unconcious, but still with the message to his fellow citizens lodged in his mind.]
[Pigeon is coming for the Hierarchy.]
[And their time is Running on Empty.]
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