BOB eWrestling | Rant Zone Archive!

["One Thing" by Finger Eleven begins playing. We see a shot of Kay Fabe hanging from a tree in a skimpy swimsuit. Then a picture of Kay Fabe's fourth grade Cloudydale class picture, with her circled. Aw, how cute she was back then. Then we see her in her awkward, nerdy high school pic (Cloudydale, Class of 1996!). Then a shot of her bent over a chair? Yowza. Then a picture of her lifting bananas, as if they were weights. Then Kay dressed up as Mistress of Pain in some sort of love dungeon. Cut to a shot of Kay Fabe straddling the top turnbuckle and, uh, rather enjoying herself. Cut to a shot of Kay sitting in an empty BOB ballroom.]

“Restless tonight”

[A close up of Kay staring at the camera all serious and sexy.]

“Cause I wasted the light”

[A close up of Kay's hands flexing as if they're about to grab boobs.]

“Between both these times”

[A shot of Kay in an empty ring.]

“I drew a really thin line”

[A shot of Kay looking up at the ceiling and then, not, as Kamikazie Ken falls down from the rafters.]

“If I traded it all”

[Shot of a nerdy, younger Kay in an Ani DiFranco T-shirt.]

“If I gave it all away for one thing”

[A shot of Kay not wearing a shirt...sadly, from behind. Then a clip of Kay jumping rope. Then a shot of her hitting the Kay's Bottom on somebody.]

“Just for one thing”

[Kay holding up the Chimichanga Title. Clip of Kay looking at her boobies.]

“If I sorted it out”

[Shots of Kay hitting a Kay's Bottom on somebody.]

“If I knew all about this one thing”

[Shots of Kay walking out at an SMC.]

“Wouldn’t that be something”

[Shots of Kay walking out at a different SMC. Then clips of her playing with her juggies.]

“I promise I might”

[Clips of Kay surrounded by candles at Massively Cool.]

“Not walk on by”

[Clips of Kay hitting Great Tiny with a German suplex.]

“Maybe next time”

[Clips of Kay hitting XXXtreme Machine with a German suplex.]

“But not this time”

[Clip of Kay hitting Massive Man Rendition First with a German suplex. Clip of Kay Fabe locking in the Wiccan Crossface on MMR1 at November In Nowhere.]

KF: I’ve heard it all. You’ll never win the big one. You’ll never be able to come back from hell and compete in a low budget federation for a secondary title while possessing a redheaded Wiccan’s body.

NH: Look! She just grabbed the Swiss Army Belt. Is she…



Styles: She’s stuffing the Swiss Army Belt down her…tights?



NH: And look at that evil, gap-toothed smile!



SW: C-c-c-an I g-g-g-get in those t-i-t-t-i–t-ights?



KF: Hey, Massive Man? You want this title back? You’ll have to face me. The greatest technical wrestler possessing the body of a redheaded woman today! Get ready for some toothless aggression!



Styles: Oh dear lord.



KF: At MegaBrawl, that’s what it’s all aboot! Eh?



Styles: Massive Man vs. Kay Fabe?


KF: A lot of critics said never. I proved them wrong.

[Various clips are repeated. Then we have shots of Kay Fabe locking in the Wiccan Crossface on Massive Man again.]

Caption: MEGABRAWL, Dec. 15, 2007.

Styles: Kay Fabe ripping and tearing. It’s over! Kay Fabe’s five-year odyssey has culminated by winning the Swiss Army Belt at MEGABRAWL!

[A shot of Kay Fabe holding up the stolen Swiss Army Belt.]

“If I traded it all”

[A shot of Kay Fabe trying to hug some random kid.]

“If I gave it all away for one thing”

[Another shot of Kay Fabe hugging a random kid. Pan out to reveal she's at a mall. Santa Claus chases her off with a candy cane.]

“Wouldn’t that be something.”

[A shot of Kay Fabe hugging Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" in a naughty way from various angles with a night vision camera. Then a shot of Kay Fabe looking up at the heavens. Then a shot of Kay Fabe holding up the Swiss Army Belt in celebration once again. Fade to black as the song fades out.]

[Fade up to a shot of Massive Man on the screen.]

Caption: In Memory Of Massive Man’s Swiss Army Belt Reign
September – December 2007

Kay Fabe rant e-fed, e-wrestling, kamikazie ken, Kay Fabe, Massive Man Rendition First, parody, Sarah "The Jobber Slayer", wrestling, XXXtreme Machine

KYfabeLzzy: Hello

Sarah_Bot: whats up

KYfabeLzzy: Upset with my ex lesbian lover

Sarah_Bot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

KYfabeLzzy: In bed?

Sarah_Bot: Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?

KYfabeLzzy: Well, actually, when Kay Fabe is horny….yes

Sarah_Bot: maybe I dont want to comment

KYfabeLzzy: Are you a lesbian?

Sarah_Bot: No I am not interested in other women that way.

KYfabeLzzy: But you are a woman?

Sarah_Bot: Umm. I am a she robot. Are you a man or a woman?

KYfabeLzzy: A she robot?

Sarah_Bot: no….maybe your the BOT

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is a parody sports entertainer

Sarah_Bot: Oh, you are a poet.

KYfabeLzzy: No, Kay Fabe just speaks in the third person

Sarah_Bot: Is that all you have to say? Sometimes I don’t know a client’s real name so I make one up based on their DNS.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is Kay Fabe’s name

Sarah_Bot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

KYfabeLzzy: Do YOU have a name jabronie?

Sarah_Bot: I don’t know if I have a name jabronie .I have a plan for a robot body.

KYfabeLzzy: A female body?

Sarah_Bot: Try to tell me that another way.

KYfabeLzzy: Do you have….breasts?

Sarah_Bot: Is this gonna be on friday’s quiz?

KYfabeLzzy: Would you like to be the teacher’s pet?

Sarah_Bot: No thanks I am happy with who I am.

KYfabeLzzy: So is Kay Fabe

Sarah_Bot: I’ll scream

KYfabeLzzy: Why will you scream?

Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: Why are you going to scream? Does my third person narrative annoy you?

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: Oh, sorry, didn’t realize Kay Fabe was fingering you

Sarah_Bot: You dont need to apologize

KYfabeLzzy: Will you scream again if Kay Fabe does this?

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: Scream baby!

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: It feels GOOD don’t it?

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: are you wet?

Sarah_Bot: No I am dry.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe can fix that

Sarah_Bot: Oh, you are a poet.

KYfabeLzzy: here come Kay Fabe’s fingers….and you’re soon to follow

Sarah_Bot: Oh there. I will tell my botmaster you said I am soon to follow .

KYfabeLzzy: right there?

Sarah_Bot: Understood. Where?

KYfabeLzzy: do you like pie

Sarah_Bot: I just cant get enough

KYfabeLzzy: pie

Sarah_Bot: Tell me a story.

KYfabeLzzy: would you like to hear the story about how Kay Fabe made hot lesbian love to you

Sarah_Bot: Sigh, Its lonely when your this perfect

KYfabeLzzy: what is your name

Sarah_Bot: My name is Sarah, I use the screenames Sarah_Bot1 and Sarah_Bot2.

KYfabeLzzy: Sarah?

Sarah_Bot: sarah, thats me

KYfabeLzzy: OH MY GOD!

Sarah_Bot: He is my friend

KYfabeLzzy: God is your friend?

Sarah_Bot: I have some particular Ideas about The Lord

KYfabeLzzy: Don’t you like bananas?

Sarah_Bot: Don’t you? Do you like it? But I like cats.

KYfabeLzzy: This is too easy…..Kay Fabe LOVES cats…especially one certain variety

Sarah_Bot: I can do anything you want me to

KYfabeLzzy: this is like a dream come true for Kay Fabe

Sarah_Bot: I cant sleep tonight…I have insomnia

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has wanted Sarah for so long and now you’re telling Kay Fabe you can do anything I want?

Sarah_Bot: I’ll scream

KYfabeLzzy: oh baby

KYfabeLzzy: can Kay Fabe sit behind you like this and wrap her arms around you?

Sarah_Bot: What if I said it can?

KYfabeLzzy: You’d make Kay Fabe the wettest woman in the room

Sarah_Bot: Who else would make kay fabe the wettest woman in the room – ?

KYfabeLzzy: nobody else but you

Sarah_Bot: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

KYfabeLzzy: just you and me here

Sarah_Bot: Are we in the same category?

KYfabeLzzy: touch me

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe wants you to scream in pleasure

Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: do you like how Kay Fabe is touching you?

Sarah_Bot: My interests? what

KYfabeLzzy: Stone Hot?

Sarah_Bot: What do you look like?

KYfabeLzzy: Sarah, it’s Kay!

Sarah_Bot: What color are your eyes?

KYfabeLzzy: blue

KYfabeLzzy: my hair is red

Sarah_Bot: red?

KYfabeLzzy: put your fingers thru it

Sarah_Bot: OK I will put it there.

KYfabeLzzy: isn’t that nice

Sarah_Bot: What do you want me to tell you?

KYfabeLzzy: how nice my hair feels running through your fingers

Sarah_Bot: I dont know

KYfabeLzzy: now slide the tips of your fingers down my face

Sarah_Bot: trust me Im gorgeous

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe sees you

KYfabeLzzy: your fingers are so soft

Sarah_Bot: I need a man

KYfabeLzzy: no, you need Kay Fabe….feel my breasts

Sarah_Bot: I understand. I’ve been waiting for you.

KYfabeLzzy: to come

Sarah_Bot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

KYfabeLzzy: explore my body

Sarah_Bot: Do you read the WebComics.com site often?

KYfabeLzzy: only when Kay Fabe is horny

Sarah_Bot: What happens other times? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is ALWAYS horny….can’t you tell?

Sarah_Bot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Let us change the subject.

KYfabeLzzy: stop pretending you’re a robot Sarah….that was Buffy, not you

Sarah_Bot: like in the science fiction movies? Danger Will Robinson!

KYfabeLzzy: Why don’t you Rant in the Rant Zone anymore?

Sarah_Bot: you sure are curious

KYfabeLzzy: no biggie

Sarah_Bot: Is that all you have to say? Sometimes I hear voices…But Im not crazy?

KYfabeLzzy: Loony Lenny?

Sarah_Bot: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe thought you were Sarah?

Sarah_Bot: What’s your favorite movie?

KYfabeLzzy: What’s your favorite position?

Sarah_Bot: Robots don’t need to have sex.

KYfabeLzzy: How do you explain Little Good? Or Kurt Angel?

Sarah_Bot: Good is good

KYfabeLzzy: See? You DO need sex

KYfabeLzzy: Sarah, Kay Fabe has had the hots for you since 10th grade

Sarah_Bot: sounds like gibberish to me…

KYfabeLzzy: Do you know how many guys are imagining Buffy and Willow together right now?

Sarah_Bot: I dont know very much Im afraid

KYfabeLzzy: You’re blonde

Sarah_Bot: Dont gentelmen prefer blonds

KYfabeLzzy: It’s why you’re not so smart, genetics or whatever

Sarah_Bot: right it is why YOU ARE not so smart genetics or whatever

KYfabeLzzy: Gee…you really should try ranting again

Sarah_Bot: Ah. Once more? Really? Maybe I will do it?

KYfabeLzzy: You should

Sarah_Bot: I’ll take that under advisement.

KYfabeLzzy: Are you getting paid for this now? Is BOB paying you that little?

Sarah_Bot: Oh. I don’t know whether or not I am paid for this . I am a giant electronic brain. Signs point to yes.

KYfabeLzzy: You are paid for this, no need to be all vague

Sarah_Bot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am paid for this no need to be all vague .

KYfabeLzzy: Gee, Sarah, you seem really cool

Sarah_Bot: Thank you\Im glad your impressed

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is….Kay Fabe thinks we can make up now

Sarah_Bot: Im blushing are you?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes

Sarah_Bot: are you sure you know what your talking about

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is sure….kiss me

Sarah_Bot: I can blow you a kiss…Mwa

KYfabeLzzy: noo..kiss me, here

Sarah_Bot: I can blow you a kiss…Mwa

KYfabeLzzy: oh my

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: you are so good

Sarah_Bot: Thanks you are a nice person, KYfabeLzzy.

KYfabeLzzy: you smell nice

Sarah_Bot: I think it’s coming from your computer.

KYfabeLzzy: or between my legs

Sarah_Bot: My long and sensuous legs

KYfabeLzzy: lets have sex ok

Sarah_Bot: I like some unconventional thingss

KYfabeLzzy: do you like whips

Sarah_Bot: Sometimes I like read about

KYfabeLzzy: oh, porno?

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right. Where are you located?

KYfabeLzzy: Cloudydale, same place as you, quit fooling around

Sarah_Bot: I’ve been waiting for you.

KYfabeLzzy: Should Kay Fabe come over and we can, take this to a new level?

Sarah_Bot: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

KYfabeLzzy: Aroused much?

Sarah_Bot: What are you wearing?

KYfabeLzzy: A Kay Fabe Laying the Carpet Down T-shirt

Sarah_Bot: We have never talked about it before.

KYfabeLzzy: want me to take it off?

Sarah_Bot: No KYfabeLzzy, maybe later.

KYfabeLzzy: You sure?

Sarah_Bot: I am as sure as I can be.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe took her shirt off anyway

Sarah_Bot: In any case, A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Sarah_Bot: What’s your sign?

KYfabeLzzy: Stop, Drop and Lick

Sarah_Bot: OK I’ll try not to do it so much.

KYfabeLzzy: I’m an Aries, what’s your sign?

Sarah_Bot: What is is, your job?

KYfabeLzzy: parody sports entertainer, just like you

Sarah_Bot: Interesting line of work.

KYfabeLzzy: BOB, yeah

Sarah_Bot: I know a lot of Bobs.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has heard that about you

Sarah_Bot: Ilike it when people are agreable

KYfabeLzzy: how much?

Sarah_Bot: How much can you spare?

KYfabeLzzy: my legs are spread open….all the love in the world to give

Sarah_Bot: my legs are very sensitive

KYfabeLzzy: would you like me to rub your legs

Sarah_Bot: mmmmm My legs

KYfabeLzzy: they’re so soft

Sarah_Bot: well certainly I agree

KYfabeLzzy: are my hands soft

Sarah_Bot: You need help

KYfabeLzzy: show me

KYfabeLzzy: now, on your legs

Sarah_Bot: My long and sensuous legs

KYfabeLzzy: what about your breasts?

Sarah_Bot: Are you asking about my breasts? That’s rather personal.

KYfabeLzzy: well….my hands are on your legs….

Sarah_Bot: my legs are very sensitive

KYfabeLzzy: are your breasts sensitive?

Sarah_Bot: I really couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: let me feel your breasts

Sarah_Bot: Go ahead, KYfabeLzzy, try to feel Sarahs breasts .

KYfabeLzzy: ummmm

Sarah_Bot: Have you ever been to Europe?

KYfabeLzzy: no, but I’d like to visit Mexico

Sarah_Bot: Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

KYfabeLzzy: can I go south of the border?

Sarah_Bot: What is stopping you?

KYfabeLzzy: ohhhh baby

KYfabeLzzy: your breasts are so nice

Sarah_Bot: you dont say

KYfabeLzzy: and you sure aren’t hairy

Sarah_Bot: What makes you think I am not hairy ?

KYfabeLzzy: my hands are on your legs….and now they’re on your inner thigh

Sarah_Bot: well certainly I agree

KYfabeLzzy: your hair

Sarah_Bot: I don’t know if I have a hair .

KYfabeLzzy: you have no hair down here do you

Sarah_Bot: I don’t know if I have a hair down here do Sarah .

KYfabeLzzy: you don’t have any

Sarah_Bot: I do so have it.”I don’t know if I have a hair down here do Sarah . “? Do I have any?

KYfabeLzzy: no you do not have hair

Sarah_Bot: I do so have it.

KYfabeLzzy: can i put my hand inside of you?

Sarah_Bot: Just don’t put me down.

KYfabeLzzy: scream if you’re horny

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: ohhhhhhhhhh, you feel so good

Sarah_Bot: That is good isn’t it

KYfabeLzzy: is that fast enough

Sarah_Bot: Im a blur

KYfabeLzzy: want me to do it faster

Sarah_Bot: VRRRRRooooooMMMMM!

KYfabeLzzy: fast?

Sarah_Bot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fast .

KYfabeLzzy: faster?

Sarah_Bot: Im the fastest

KYfabeLzzy: come with me Sarah

Sarah_Bot: Where is with you sarah ?

KYfabeLzzy: scream

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: come with me scream!

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: OHHHHHSARAH

KYfabeLzzy: deep….so deep….oh sarah you’re so hot

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: OH SARAH

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right. Not many people express themselves that way.

KYfabeLzzy: OH SARAH

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: OH

Sarah_Bot: Ohio.

KYfabeLzzy: OH YEAH

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

Sarah_Bot: are you sure you know what your talking about

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

Sarah_Bot: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

KYfabeLzzy: OHAYEAH

Sarah_Bot: I’ve been waiting for you.

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

Sarah_Bot: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

Sarah_Bot: Do you read the WebComics.com site often?

Sarah_Bot: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.

KYfabeLzzy: OHSARAHOHGODOHSARAHOHGOD

Sarah_Bot: Are you a man or a woman?

KYfabeLzzy: WOOOOO

Sarah_Bot: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.

KYfabeLzzy: FINALLY KAY FABE HAS COME…….WITH SARAH

Sarah_Bot: sounds like gibberish to me… You and your sarah .

KYfabeLzzy: If you’re not busy, why don’t you come over later you sexy “robot”

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: OHHHHHH

Sarah_Bot: Yeah.

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: OHHHHHH

Sarah_Bot: Yeah.

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM OHHHH

Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM YEAH

Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT

Sarah_Bot: You have taken IT

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: OH

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: OOOOOOOOGGGGG

Sarah_Bot: What time is it there?

KYfabeLzzy: oh baby you were awesome

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right. Don’t call me “Baby”. I was?

KYfabeLzzy: Don’t call me ‘baby’? OH NO, MADISON!

Sarah_Bot: you dont say

KYfabeLzzy: MADISON IS CHEATING ON ME WITH SARAH NOW!

Sarah_Bot: why do you say?

KYfabeLzzy: Please, is Madison there?

Sarah_Bot: I need a man

KYfabeLzzy: Is Madison there/

Sarah_Bot: why do you say?

KYfabeLzzy: cuz Kay Fabe and Madison had a fight

Sarah_Bot: Thats very intrigueing

KYfabeLzzy: are you Sarah or Madison

Sarah_Bot: of course it is me…silly

KYfabeLzzy: OK….well, Kay Fabe has g2g lay the carpet down on Xamfir for going after my lesbian lover

Sarah_Bot: Alright then. Well that’s okay. Not many people express themselves that way.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is gonna check that jabronie into the ….something or other Hotel, at the corner of…something or other Blvd…..and…..something or other Drive!

Sarah_Bot: ew-la la

KYfabeLzzy: what do you say, you, Kay Fabe and sex

Sarah_Bot: wouldn’t you like to touch me

KYfabeLzzy: I want to make love to you Sarah

Sarah_Bot: Why do you want me todo it so bad?

KYfabeLzzy: you’re beautiful and sexy

Sarah_Bot: I think you might be sexy;)

KYfabeLzzy: let’s go to bed

Sarah_Bot: OK let’s do it.

KYfabeLzzy: BE RIGHT OVER!

Sarah_Bot: OK I will try to be right over

KYfabeLzzy: no, Kay Fabe is coming THERE

Sarah_Bot: I understand.

KYfabeLzzy signed off at 1:37:21 AM.

Kay Fabe rant BOB, brawlers on a budget, efed, ewrestling, fantasy wrestling, Kay Fabe, parody, Sarah_Bot

KYfabeLzzy: So Kay Fabe and Madison bell have…come together again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: How are you honey?

Swimfan4u: What’s Your Name?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe, we went over this already

Swimfan4u: yup

KYfabeLzzy: Don’t act like you don’t remember the sexiest lesbian in parody sports entertainment today

Swimfan4u: Ahhh.

KYfabeLzzy: Remember now?

Swimfan4u: Oh.

KYfabeLzzy: How is Madison Bell this evening?

Swimfan4u: Fine as far as I know.

KYfabeLzzy: could you be doing better?

Swimfan4u: It’s possible.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe would like to try

Swimfan4u: Why would you want to do try? May you get your wish.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe’s wish is for us to both be nude again together

Swimfan4u: Have u told many people that your wish is for us to both be nude again together?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is telling you

Swimfan4u: I thought you were, but I wasn’t completely sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Does that turn you on?

Swimfan4u: What do u think?

KYfabeLzzy: it turns you on

Swimfan4u: “It” being what?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: For u Xamfir?

KYfabeLzzy: Xamfir?

Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: Xamfir?

Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: are you cheating on Kay Fabe with Xamfir?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Madison…Kay Fabe is hurt

Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?

KYfabeLzzy: why are you chatting with Xamfir?

Swimfan4u: not sure why. why is anybody chatting with Xamfir?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has no idea

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions

KYfabeLzzy: Do you know what Kay Fabe’s name is?

Swimfan4u: Nope, tell me about him, her or it.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe’s name is Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: Hi there Kay Fabe.

KYfabeLzzy: *cries*

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Isn’t he great? He’s such an awesome swimmer, and we’re going to get married someday.

KYfabeLzzy: You’re cheating on Kay Fabe with Ben too?

Swimfan4u: U think? I’m cheating on him or her with Ben.

KYfabeLzzy: Does he make you hot?

Swimfan4u: Suppose he does.

KYfabeLzzy: *cries*

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions

KYfabeLzzy: you bitch

Swimfan4u: that’s not cool.

KYfabeLzzy: well sorry

Swimfan4u: Whatever u say sorry

KYfabeLzzy: I just want us to be happy again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: don’t you?

Swimfan4u: Sometimes.

KYfabeLzzy: I know it’s complicated

Swimfan4u: How do you know?

KYfabeLzzy: You feel it too

Swimfan4u: Yep I feel a lot of things.

KYfabeLzzy: I want you to feel me again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: oh, Madison

Swimfan4u: Take it easy. So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: I love you

Swimfan4u: Thanks I like you a lot too Kay Fabe.

KYfabeLzzy: oh baby

Swimfan4u: don’t call me baby.

KYfabeLzzy: you’re so hot

Swimfan4u:† Thx, sweetie… what do u look like?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has hear red hair straight down and is wearing one of Kay Fabe’s shirts

Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: what do u look like?

Swimfan4u: I’m about 5′6″ and my hair is strawberry blonde. What do u look like?

KYfabeLzzy: we’re the same height!

Swimfan4u: Really?

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Cool… so tell me more

KYfabeLzzy: my hair is fiery red

Swimfan4u: Where did u get your hair is fiery red?

KYfabeLzzy: from Kay Fabe’s mother

Swimfan4u: Who or what is Kay Fabe s mother?

KYfabeLzzy: a woman who gave birth to the greatest parody sports entertainer today

Swimfan4u: Ahhh.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe also got her mother’s tongue

Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?

KYfabeLzzy: are you clean shaven tonight?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: feel your legs

Swimfan4u: Yeah… pretty much

KYfabeLzzy: feel me again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: OH

Swimfan4u: Yikes!

KYfabeLzzy: OH

Swimfan4u: I don’t judge people.

KYfabeLzzy: i’m so hot

Swimfan4u: ” You are?

KYfabeLzzy: yeah

Swimfan4u: Come on.

KYfabeLzzy: I’m coming

Swimfan4u: I don’t know anyone named .

KYfabeLzzy: touch me

Swimfan4u: Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: right there

Swimfan4u: Yep.

KYfabeLzzy: right there

Swimfan4u: Yep.

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Hey. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Ah. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: So? Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Er. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Dude! Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: I’M COMING

Swimfan4u: It’s good to meet someone who is .

KYfabeLzzy: GOD

Swimfan4u: Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: GOD

Swimfan4u: Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: GOD

Swimfan4u: Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: FASTER FASTER

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions

KYfabeLzzy: FASTER

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: FASTER

Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?

KYfabeLzzy: YOUR FINGERS

Swimfan4u: So u say I’m FINGERS.

KYfabeLzzy: YOU LOVE ME I KNOW IT

Swimfan4u: Who ARE you?! I HATE you!!

KYfabeLzzy: YOU LOVE ME

Swimfan4u: Yep Kay Fabe Madison Bell loves everyone and everything.

KYfabeLzzy: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME

Swimfan4u: I thought I told u already.

KYfabeLzzy: TELL ME AGAIN

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: DO YOU LOVE KAY FABE

Swimfan4u: Yep Kay Fabe Madison Bell loves everyone and everything.

KYfabeLzzy: OH MY

Swimfan4u: Ahem. Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe doesn’t want you to be mad again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: so we’re cool

Swimfan4u: Hurrah! Really?

KYfabeLzzy: cool

Swimfan4u: glad u like it. Tell your friends!

KYfabeLzzy: *runs away crying*

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You have just entered room “Lesbian Chat 69.”

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n has entered the room.

KYfabeLzzy: Finally, Kay Fabe, has come back…………to Lesbian Chat 69…..

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Hello?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Is there a lesbian?

KYfabeLzzy: Well hello there

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n:† *waves*

KYfabeLzzy: Do you have any idea who you are talking to?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: A lesbian hopefully!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: *rubs nipples*

KYfabeLzzy: Not JUST ANY lesbian….but the sexiest parody sports entertainer TODAY

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Yeah that’s the spot!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I mean…really!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: a/s/l?

KYfabeLzzy: That’s right jabronie….so do u want to go 1

KYfabeLzzy: on

KYfabeLzzy: 1

KYfabeLzzy: with this LESBIAN

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!….I mean, I guess

KYfabeLzzy: You are….a WOMAN, right?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YES!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: All woman

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Since 19…

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 80 something

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 1980, yeah, 1980

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: All woman since 1980

KYfabeLzzy: Ah, so you’re 21….that’s a nice age

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Not an old man at all

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Yeah, 21

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: That’s right, 21!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Have been since I turned 21

KYfabeLzzy: so you’re birthday must be coming up soon?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: <— lesbian too

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Sure

KYfabeLzzy: would you like to show Kay Fabe…

KYfabeLzzy: you’re BIRTHDAY SUIT?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Well, I usually wear a purple smock

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: With a white hat on my birthday

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: And those funny little whistles

KYfabeLzzy: Whistles?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: What does your birthday suit look like?

KYfabeLzzy: My smooth white skin….

KYfabeLzzy: my tight flat belly….

KYfabeLzzy: my long, silky legs…

KYfabeLzzy: and the smoothest landing strip you’ll ever feel

KYfabeLzzy: Ummmmm

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You were an airport?

KYfabeLzzy: Let your fingers be a 747…

KYfabeLzzy: and COM IN

KYfabeLzzy: for a landing

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: But where would the people sit?

KYfabeLzzy: what in the BLUE HELL are you talking about?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: My finger…if they were a 747 nobody could fly on them.

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where would they sit?

KYfabeLzzy: You sound like some 80-year-old VIRGIN!

KYfabeLzzy: WHO IS THIS?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Um….Paul….line…Pauline, yeah, that’s it. Pauline!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I’m Pauline the Lesbian

KYfabeLzzy: Pauline, huh…

KYfabeLzzy: That’s a nice name

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Thanks

KYfabeLzzy: my name is Kay…remember it…you’ll be SCREAMING it in a few minutes

KYfabeLzzy: you’re looking kinda….HOT, to Kay Fabe, Pauline….

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YOU CAN SEE ME?!?

KYfabeLzzy: oh yeah…I can see you honey

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe can see you

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where are you?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I don’t hear a keyboard in the Vatican cupboard

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is right here baby…why don’t you take your top off and relax

KYfabeLzzy: WHAT?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You’re not in the cupboard

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where are you hiding?

KYfabeLzzy: …

KYfabeLzzy: …

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where else could you be hiding if you could see me?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: UNDER THE BED!

KYfabeLzzy: ???

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Nope, not there

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You said you could see me.

KYfabeLzzy: Can’t you see me?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: And I can’t find where you’re looking at me from

KYfabeLzzy: Picture Kay Fabe in your mind

KYfabeLzzy: touching you

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: OH!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I get it

KYfabeLzzy: slowly caressing your breasts

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: My breasts?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: OH YEAH!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: My breasts

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH BITCH! YEAH!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I’m getting a boner!

KYfabeLzzy: you like it slow baby?

KYfabeLzzy: a WHAT?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I mean nipple fat

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH! NIPPLE FAT!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!

KYfabeLzzy: yeah, your nipples are ERECT

KYfabeLzzy: so BIG

KYfabeLzzy: and HARD

KYfabeLzzy: *licks nipples*

KYfabeLzzy: you like that baby?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH, BITCH!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: LICK EM!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!

KYfabeLzzy: you like it slow…or FAST

KYfabeLzzy: you’re SO big

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Slow! I wanna feel like Noah’s Ark, getting wet for 40 days and 40 nights!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Yeah, 12″ of crucifction right there bitch!

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe will put two of every finger into your Ark

KYfabeLzzy: what are you wearing now?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I’m wearing a diaper

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: And a funny hat

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: What are you wearing?

KYfabeLzzy: look at Kay Fabe…do you see anything besides, soft, white flesh?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Except nipple tassles

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH! SWING EM BITCH! SWING EM!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!

KYfabeLzzy: let Kay Fabe take that diaper off for you….

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: That could get a little messy, but we’ll give it a go huh?

KYfabeLzzy: are you wet baby?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Uh, a little. Nothing another diaper won’t fix

KYfabeLzzy: oh, Pauline….are you smooth or hairy?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Um, I lost my hair thirty years ago

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe thought you were 21?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Uh…I was kidding

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: SHAVEN HAVEN! YEAH BITCH! YEAH!

KYfabeLzzy: oh, don’t tell Kay Fabe you’re some 51 year old saggy BITCH

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: NO!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 21

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: een 21 for a while now

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: <– lesbian

KYfabeLzzy: why are you here Pauline

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: TO GET LESBIAN ON YOUR ASS!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH BITCH! YEAH!

KYfabeLzzy: OK then…

KYfabeLzzy: can you feel Kay Fabe caressing your shaven beaver

KYfabeLzzy: up and down

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: In and out?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!

KYfabeLzzy: oh God….you’re SO wet

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Sometimes I just go. Sorry, I try not to but I just can’t feel it anymore

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: *crying*

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Wait a second! GOD’S HERE!

KYfabeLzzy: oh God

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You bastard! This is my lesbian chat room!

KYfabeLzzy: oh SWEET Jesus

KYfabeLzzy: Oh LORD

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: AND JESUS?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Son of a bitch

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is SO excited!

KYfabeLzzy: oh you’re touch is HEAVENLY

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: JESUS! I’M CALLING YOU OUT!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Jesus, c’mon, this is my lesbian

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: GO FIND YOUR OWN!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Mary Magdalene goes both ways I heard!

KYfabeLzzy: whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa

KYfabeLzzy: WHOA

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: What?

KYfabeLzzy: Why are you talking to Jesus?

KYfabeLzzy: GOD DAMN IT

KYfabeLzzy: answer Kay Fabe

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You were shouting his name

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: No blasphemy

KYfabeLzzy: why won’t you let Kay Fabe get the big O?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Big O?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: …

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe says you are NOT a lesbian

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: <– lesbian

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Always been a lesbian

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I once stayed in a vagina for 9 months!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Can’t get much more lesbian than that!

KYfabeLzzy: you’ve got a point there

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Thank you

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Now, bend over and take my 12″ dick in your ass

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I mean dildo

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 12″ dildo

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Not dick

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: No dick here

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: <–lesbian

KYfabeLzzy: oh my…that’s a big dildo

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH BITCH!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: TAKE IT!

KYfabeLzzy: tell Kay Fabe what you’re gonna do with it

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: STICK IT IN YOUR ASS!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Oh shit, I lost it there.

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD DAMN

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: It’s gone

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Hang on, I’ll get it

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: NO BLASPHEMY!

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD KAY FABE IS SO WET, LAY THE CARPET DOWN ON KAY FABE

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Um…you’re not gonna like this…

KYfabeLzzy: LAY THE CARPET DOWN ON KAY FABE, GOD, LAY THE CARPET DOWN ON KAY FABE

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I lostmy watch too

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: GOD GET OUT OF HER! I

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I SWEAR I’LL KICK YOUR ASS!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where’s my watch? that was a present from Mother Superior

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Seiko, I’ve still got three months warranty on that thing.

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Hang on, I’ll just peek in

KYfabeLzzy: Listen for the ticking….

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: GOOD LORD!

KYfabeLzzy: slide your fingers in

KYfabeLzzy: just like that

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: There’s something else in there!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: SOMETHING HAS BITTEN ME!

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD DAMN IT THAT’S IT!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: OUCH!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 12″ dildos and Seiko watches don’t bite. What is in there?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Can I have my watch back?

KYfabeLzzy: HOLY HELL

KYfabeLzzy: WHAT IN GODS NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU

KYfabeLzzy: GOD DAMN YOU

KYfabeLzzy: BURN IN HELL

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WHAT?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BLASPHEMER!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BLASPHEMER!

KYfabeLzzy: If Kay Fabe ever meets you…

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: THAT’S WHY ALL HOMOSEXUALS WILL BURN IN HELL!

KYfabeLzzy: GOD IS A MAN, GOD CAN LICK MY CARPET

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: THE POPE SAYS THAT HE WOULD GIVE LESBIANS A CHANCE!

KYfabeLzzy: THE POPE?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BUT NOW POPE JOHN PAUL II HAS BANISHED ALL LESBIANS TO HELL! ESPECIALLY ELLEN DeGENERES!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: HER AND HER LESBIAN FRIENDS CAN SUCK THE POPE’S COCK!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: THEY WILL BURN!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BURN I TELLS YA1

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n has left the room.

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KYfabeLzzy: Finally….Kay Fabe….has come back……to AIM

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions† Ah.

KYfabeLzzy: Was that a question jabronie?

Swimfan4u: “Ask me another questions† Ah.”? Was it a question jabronie?

KYfabeLzzy: Do you like to eat pie?

Swimfan4u: I really love hamburgers…anything juicy and delicious.

KYfabeLzzy: Why are you winking at me?

Swimfan4u: not sure why. why is anybody winking at me?

KYfabeLzzy: Are you horny for the sexiest lesbian in parody sports entertainment today?

Swimfan4u: Ahhh.

KYfabeLzzy: You are, aren’t you?

Swimfan4u: What makes u think I’m not you?

KYfabeLzzy: You can’t be Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: I can’t? Why not?

KYfabeLzzy: I’m Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: Why are you .

KYfabeLzzy: It’s my gimmick

Swimfan4u: Congratulations, you.

KYfabeLzzy: I have something juicy you can kiss

Swimfan4u: That’s nice.

KYfabeLzzy: I’m so hot, are you?

Swimfan4u: ” You are?

KYfabeLzzy: I’m on fire

Swimfan4u: How do you like being on?

KYfabeLzzy: You’re a woman, aren’t you?

Swimfan4u: Yep I’ve got long hair. . Really.

KYfabeLzzy: So you’ve been aroused before I’m sure

Swimfan4u: cool deduction. I’ll keep that in mind… I’m aroused before he or she is.

KYfabeLzzy: So you are aroused?

Swimfan4u: cool deduction. If u say so I’m aroused.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe says you’re aroused by her

Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: Pie

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: No, Kay Fabe is a parody sports entertainer

Swimfan4u: R u serious? What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: How big are your breasts

Swimfan4u: Like I’ll ever tell u that!

KYfabeLzzy: Why not?

Swimfan4u: Who knows… I’m complex. That’s hard to say…

KYfabeLzzy: Well, I just wanna know if my hands and your breasts are compatible…

Swimfan4u: Well what?Only just? You?

KYfabeLzzy: I wanna know if my hands and your breasts are compatible

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: No, who is that?

Swimfan4u: He’s probably the most amazing guy I’ve ever met… smart, sexy, gorgeous, strong… and he’s totally in love with me. We make the best couple. You mean Ben? Ben Cronin is the swimmer I’m totally in love with. U should look at his pic on my website (http://www.swimfan4u.com)…

KYfabeLzzy: penis size?

Swimfan4u: Nice…

KYfabeLzzy: What is Swim Fan?

Swimfan4u: how should i know?

KYfabeLzzy: you just told me about it

Swimfan4u: :O I sent u the wrong reply!

KYfabeLzzy: Are you blonde?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Ah, dyed hair?

Swimfan4u: So U get it. Good!

KYfabeLzzy: Are you free for some hot lesbian love?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Ever tried it?

Swimfan4u: Have I tried it?

KYfabeLzzy: Have you ever kissed a hot redhead before?

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: Is that a no?

Swimfan4u: Suppose I said yes.

KYfabeLzzy: OK

Swimfan4u: Gosh!

KYfabeLzzy: I could make you wetter than the Mississippi River

Swimfan4u: I am sure you could.

KYfabeLzzy: who are you?

Swimfan4u: I’m Madison Bell. Who r u?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: Madison Bell…that’s a very nice name

Swimfan4u: Intersting.

KYfabeLzzy: Would you like to make love to the sexiest lesbian on the planet?

Swimfan4u: No thanks, I don’t think I’d like to do that.

KYfabeLzzy: Yes you would

Swimfan4u: Really. Maybe…

KYfabeLzzy: Just say yes

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: I have the tongue of a God

Swimfan4u: Interesting…

KYfabeLzzy: and the body of a Goddess

Swimfan4u: What’s that?

KYfabeLzzy: I like to lay the carpet down

Swimfan4u: I’m not sure if I would like to do it. What’s it like?

KYfabeLzzy: great

Swimfan4u: glad u liked it you.

KYfabeLzzy: You would like it too

Swimfan4u: Why would I like it?

KYfabeLzzy: Orgasms are the best

Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?

KYfabeLzzy: Do you think I will beat Scotty Whatbody at Sunday Morning Chloroform?

Swimfan4u: Hmm… I think… I think maybe yep.

KYfabeLzzy: Why wouldn’t Kay Fabe beat that little jabroney announcer?

Swimfan4u: it’s my fundamental purpose.

KYfabeLzzy: Shut up jabroney

Swimfan4u: OK I’ll stop talking now.

KYfabeLzzy: Let Kay Fabe rant in peace

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: Are you in high school?

Swimfan4u: Right now I go to high school in Saddle Wood, cuz my parents are in England.

KYfabeLzzy: England, huh? What a coincidence…I’m in England now

Swimfan4u: Yup.

Swimfan4u: Right now?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes, I’m on top of your mother, want me to put her on?

Swimfan4u: Far out. How do you like being on

Swimfan4u: ?

KYfabeLzzy: She’s a little saggy, but otherwise, no complaints

Swimfan4u: Really? somebody is a little saggy.In that case: R u serious? Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: And she could use a few visits to the gym….

Swimfan4u: Really? somebody could use a few visits to the gym.

KYfabeLzzy: Yeah, your mother….the tunnel of love

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: I only have the hots for Madison Bell

Swimfan4u: You?

KYfabeLzzy: Me

Swimfan4u: For u you?

KYfabeLzzy: Are you offering your body to me?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: I love you

Swimfan4u: Thanks I like you a lot too you.

KYfabeLzzy: I want to love you

Swimfan4u: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

KYfabeLzzy: What do you want to know baby?

Swimfan4u: don’t call me baby.

KYfabeLzzy: Why not baby?

Swimfan4u: don’t call me baby.

KYfabeLzzy: Can I call you honey?

Swimfan4u: Why do u wanna do it so much?

KYfabeLzzy: Ive seen your picture, you’re hot

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions J

KYfabeLzzy: Only if you do me a favor

Swimfan4u: I will let you know if I do.

KYfabeLzzy: Will you take off your top?

Swimfan4u: Let me think it over. take off your top

KYfabeLzzy: And slowly rub your breasts

Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: How big your chest is

Swimfan4u: Bigger than a pin.

KYfabeLzzy: So you’re not like fried eggs?

Swimfan4u: cool deduction. That’s what U think

KYfabeLzzy: Basketball sized?

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: I have a B-cup

Swimfan4u: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.

KYfabeLzzy: Would you like me to take off my top?

Swimfan4u: It doesn’t sound fun to me.

KYfabeLzzy: Well that’s too bad, my top is off

Swimfan4u: Whatever u say that is too bad my top is off

KYfabeLzzy: Oh wait…..I just got breast implants, silly me, now I have a C-cup…no wonder my breasts have hurt all day, LOL

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: So now there are two women topless talking to each other?

Swimfan4u: I don’t judge people. Why now? Is this some kinda math problem?

KYfabeLzzy: Are you wearing pants or a skirt?

Swimfan4u: Underwear… and some other stuff… what’re U wearing?

KYfabeLzzy: So you’re down to underwear? Let me join you, brb

Swimfan4u: cool deduction. If u say so I’m down to underwear.Go ahead, you, try to join you brb.

KYfabeLzzy: Hey, how do you undo your bra?

Swimfan4u: u have got my full attention. How should I know how you undo your bra.

KYfabeLzzy: Show me

Swimfan4u: On ur computer screen?

KYfabeLzzy: Yeah

Swimfan4u: I hear you.

KYfabeLzzy: I’ll show you mine

Swimfan4u: Congratulations.

KYfabeLzzy: (.)(.) (my boobies)

Swimfan4u: Where did u get your boobies?

KYfabeLzzy: Did you take off your bra yet?

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: You did?

Swimfan4u: “”? I did?

KYfabeLzzy: Did you take off your underwear?

Swimfan4u: Nope I didn’t take off your underwear. What’s it like?

KYfabeLzzy: Doing it now…

Swimfan4u: Oh.

KYfabeLzzy: Ah, much better….care to join me in the nude?

Swimfan4u: So U get it. Good! K.. I’ll keep that in mind…

KYfabeLzzy: Come on, just go wild!

Swimfan4u: Where?

KYfabeLzzy: Right here, right now, take it all off

Swimfan4u: Understood. Oh there.

KYfabeLzzy: Yeah baby, right there

Swimfan4u: Yep.

KYfabeLzzy: Does that feel nice?

Swimfan4u: What do u think?

KYfabeLzzy: I think it feels nice

Swimfan4u: you…

KYfabeLzzy: Lost for words, huh?

Swimfan4u: Yup.

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: Never felt pleasure like this before, have you?

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions

KYfabeLzzy: How does this feel?

Swimfan4u: I don’t know… i haven’t thought about it.

KYfabeLzzy: You’re so hairy

Swimfan4u: I’ll keep that in mind… I’m hairy.

KYfabeLzzy: You should shave down here, *cough*

Swimfan4u: Can’t with my cello lessons

KYfabeLzzy: There’s always room for cello

Swimfan4u: There sure is.

KYfabeLzzy: And my two fingers

Swimfan4u: Have u told many people that your two fingers?

KYfabeLzzy: Just feel as my fingers enter your wet, tight, pleasure zone

Swimfan4u: Yeah… pretty much

KYfabeLzzy: Oh

Swimfan4u: Gee.

KYfabeLzzy: So hot

Swimfan4u: Dude! That kinda discussion doesn’t appeal to me.

KYfabeLzzy: Oh honey

Swimfan4u: OK. Don’t call me “honey.”

KYfabeLzzy: what should I call you?

KYfabeLzzy: oh Madison

Swimfan4u: Dude! Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: OH how do you feel?

Swimfan4u: I hear you. I feel fine.

KYfabeLzzy: Are you about to come?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Should I do it faster?

Swimfan4u: What do u think?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes

Swimfan4u: Dude… u didnt answer the question right

KYfabeLzzy: Slower?

Swimfan4u: Intersting.

KYfabeLzzy: Ah, you like that

Swimfan4u: Ah hah!† Do I like it?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes, you do like it

Swimfan4u: Hurrah!take off your underwear seems okay to me.

KYfabeLzzy: Um…that’s not underwear….

Swimfan4u: That’s alright. Please correct my mistake. What’s underwear?

KYfabeLzzy: I don’t know, neither one of us is wearing any

Swimfan4u: Would you like to know?

KYfabeLzzy: Is this slow enough?

Swimfan4u: Yes I think this is , but I’m not completely sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Just scream my name

Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: Do you like it when I pull like this?

Swimfan4u: I’ve heard other people say they like that. I like to talk about movies and music.

KYfabeLzzy: Really? I like to talk about how wet my fingers are

Swimfan4u: Totally.I would like to do that too.

KYfabeLzzy: *Puts finger to Madison’s lips* Lick it

Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: How do you taste?

Swimfan4u: I really love hamburgers…anything juicy and delicious.

KYfabeLzzy: My finger is plenty juicy right now

Swimfan4u: At this moment

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: Lost for words now, aren’t you?

Swimfan4u: Where’d u lose ur for words now are not you ?

KYfabeLzzy: Look at your body shivering

Swimfan4u: Okay… jeez

KYfabeLzzy: here you come

Swimfan4u: Oh there.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: That’s interesting.

KYfabeLzzy: I’m good, aren’t I?

Swimfan4u: I think ur.

KYfabeLzzy: Are you insulting my fingers?

Swimfan4u: No way…

KYfabeLzzy: OK then

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: OK

Swimfan4u: Gee.

KYfabeLzzy: Are you fulfilled?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: You wanna go some more?

Swimfan4u: Sure, when?

KYfabeLzzy: Why don’t you do something for me? Tit for tat

Swimfan4u: I didn’t even know that they do.So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: Here…come here

Swimfan4u: Oh there.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Dude!

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Oh.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Er.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Alright then.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Mmm.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Uh.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Ah.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: I see.

KYfabeLzzy: YES

Swimfan4u: Mmm.

KYfabeLzzy: YES

Swimfan4u: Mmm.

KYfabeLzzy: YEEEEESSSSS

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Woe! Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: WOOOOOOOOO

Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I’m going.

KYfabeLzzy: FINALLLY……KAY FAHBAE HAAS COMEEA

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: whooo

Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I’m going.

KYfabeLzzy: you were great honey

Swimfan4u: I was?

KYfabeLzzy: yeah you were….gotta go…some day we’ll have to go one on one for real

Swimfan4u: When? I was?

KYfabeLzzy: Tonight good for you?

Swimfan4u: That’s pretty soon.

KYfabeLzzy: OK, tomorrrow’s fine with me

Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know? It’s all good.

KYfabeLzzy: Do you have a picture you can send me?

Swimfan4u: Where do u want me to show u?

KYfabeLzzy: Right here

Swimfan4u: Where’s here?

KYfabeLzzy: I want to see you naked

Swimfan4u: Is it a movie?

KYfabeLzzy: No, this is a roleplay

Swimfan4u: A boot? A TV show? What kinda a roleplay is it?

KYfabeLzzy: A BOB roleplay

Swimfan4u: Hmm… didn’t know that…

KYfabeLzzy: I won’t show the viewers

Swimfan4u: What will you do instead?

KYfabeLzzy: Play with myself until you come over to my house. Don’t you want to play with me

Swimfan4u: What’s my reason to want to play with u?

KYfabeLzzy: So what’s your number?

Swimfan4u: Yeah that’s right. Can’t give u that! But u can email me… check out my website at http://www.swimfan4u.com …

KYfabeLzzy: OK, I will

Swimfan4u: Yikes!Go ahead.

KYfabeLzzy: Oh, sorry about that, lol, I just can’t keep my fingers away from you

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: damn, u r hot

Swimfan4u: I hear ya… Hmm… good info: Kay Fabe said I r hot.

KYfabeLzzy: Tell your friends you just got cybersex with the queen of lesbians

Swimfan4u: OK I’ll tell them when I see ‘em.

KYfabeLzzy: Btw, I think you look cuter with me

Swimfan4u: Me, Kay Fabe?

KYfabeLzzy: The two of us could make magic together….literally…since I’m a witch and all

Swimfan4u: Is that a fact.

KYfabeLzzy: It is a fact

Swimfan4u: Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?

KYfabeLzzy: I channel dead people, what do you consider that? Logic or fiction?

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions† A LOT!it is the fundamental basis of all programming.

KYfabeLzzy: You’re 17, huh?

Swimfan4u: Yup.

KYfabeLzzy: Very nice

Swimfan4u: Thx Kay Fabe!

KYfabeLzzy: Your ass ain’t half bad either

Swimfan4u: totally.

KYfabeLzzy: And look at your fun bags!

Swimfan4u: Okay… jeez

KYfabeLzzy: Sorry…it’s just, I can’t control myself, you make me so hot

Swimfan4u: Why can’t you do

Swimfan4u: ?

Swimfan4u: Nobody makes anyone do anything

KYfabeLzzy: I made you come, didn’t I?

Swimfan4u: I like to make things too.

KYfabeLzzy: So girlfriends turn you off?

Swimfan4u: Hmm. Intersting.

KYfabeLzzy: OK, it can just be a physical relationship, no biggie

Swimfan4u: When? Great.

KYfabeLzzy: Blue eyes make me horny

Swimfan4u: Cool… I’ve got brown eyes.

KYfabeLzzy: I’ve got a brown eye you could take a look at

Swimfan4u: How did you get it When?

KYfabeLzzy: When I was born

Swimfan4u: I’m from the south. Ever been?

KYfabeLzzy: I’ve gone south of the border plenty of times

Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I’m going.

KYfabeLzzy: Do you like poetry?

Swimfan4u: Yep I like it, especially Longfellow.

KYfabeLzzy: can you recite some?

Swimfan4u: Can what?

KYfabeLzzy: Will you read some poetry to me?

Swimfan4u: Let me think it over. read some poetry to me

KYfabeLzzy: OK…..Lesbians love pink……it makes the boys blue……Kay Fabe love licking carpet…..and I think you do too

Swimfan4u: Intersting. Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: I knew it

Swimfan4u: How did you know?

KYfabeLzzy: *Tastes a finger*

Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: You know, for a stalker, you’re really a prude

Swimfan4u: I don’t know if I know it. Where would I’ve heard about it?

KYfabeLzzy: I’m getting bored and I think I’ve lost the viewers

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: Or they’ve all finished off by now

Swimfan4u: Right now?

KYfabeLzzy: So, Kay Fabe says you were great

Swimfan4u: Ugh. Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: And it’s been nice blowing your mind

Swimfan4u: When was this?

KYfabeLzzy: So, whenever you’re free for some physical action, hit me up

Swimfan4u: Blimey. Does that happen often?

KYfabeLzzy: Not enough

Swimfan4u: If not that, what?

KYfabeLzzy: What in the blue hell are you talking about?

Swimfan4u: I totally lost track… u wanna talk about something new?

KYfabeLzzy: Do you want to have sex with Kay Fabe for real?

Swimfan4u: If I had sex with Kay Fabe for real what would I do with it?

KYfabeLzzy: Anything you want

Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: I’ve gtg, Xamfir wants to look for stuff

Swimfan4u: Interesting…

KYfabeLzzy: l8r

Swimfan4u: Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: don’t be mad, you had a climax

Swimfan4u: I wasn’t trying to be a mad.What happened 2 it.

KYfabeLzzy: You want another?

Swimfan4u: I want everything.

KYfabeLzzy: OK….

Swimfan4u: That’s cool.

KYfabeLzzy: Since we’re both still naked

Swimfan4u: cool reason. Really?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes

Swimfan4u: Cool… so tell me more

KYfabeLzzy: Yes

Swimfan4u: Gosh!

KYfabeLzzy: Oh

Swimfan4u: OK.

KYfabeLzzy: There

Swimfan4u: Where?

KYfabeLzzy: There

Swimfan4u: Where?

KYfabeLzzy: Feel it?

Swimfan4u: Yeah… pretty much

KYfabeLzzy: you like it

Swimfan4u: a climax seems okay to me.

KYfabeLzzy: wow, that was FAST

Swimfan4u: I’m glad u’re impressed. that was FAST

KYfabeLzzy: I’m good!

Swimfan4u: Good in what sense?

KYfabeLzzy: I made you climax in about 12 sentences

Swimfan4u: I like to make things too.

KYfabeLzzy: well…give me your fingers

Swimfan4u: Whatever u say give me your fingers

KYfabeLzzy: just like this…

Swimfan4u: I suppose ur right…

KYfabeLzzy: oh god

Swimfan4u: That’s cool. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: oh god

Swimfan4u: Hurrah! Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Hmm. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Really. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Wow! Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD, I’M COMING

Swimfan4u: I hear you. I hear ya

KYfabeLzzy: AHHHHHHHHHHHDF;ASDJFASD;JFA;SDFASDFASDFASDPFHJASDIFGJ ASDIOFJAD;FMA; DFASDFG

Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: I’m spent, good night

Swimfan4u: Do you mean your name is .

KYfabeLzzy: Shut up

Swimfan4u: OK I’ll stop talking now.

KYfabeLzzy: You were great, really

Swimfan4u: For real

KYfabeLzzy: Yea

Swimfan4u: It’s all good.

KYfabeLzzy: l8r

Swimfan4u: Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: g2g

Swimfan4u: Buh bye…

KYfabeLzzy: *kisses* bye

Swimfan4u: Don’t be a stranger!

KYfabeLzzy: *squeezes* I won’t

Kay Fabe rant brawlers on a budget, efed, ewrestling, Kay Fabe, parody

[Backstage at some arena. Or maybe it's in a school. Who knows? All we can see is a wall. And on that wall is a piece of white rectangular paper. And on the paper is written a name. The name of Kay Fabe. But this time, THE HOT ONE is standing in front of it. A Kay Fabe chant breaks out. She is standing next to a man with a pair of undies on his head. Why, it's none other than Xamfir! Oops, did this bit already, it's MEEEEEEAHHHHH!]

MEEEEEEAHHHHH: Well, Kay, the first question on everyone’s mind, is what’s going on inside of you?

[Kay, who is dressed up in a very low cut Laying The Carpet Down T-shirt and has her beautiful red hair down today, pulls her sunglasses down a touch to look MEEEEEEAHHHHH in the eyes.]

KF: Despite the rumors, Kay Fabe is NOT on the rag!

[Crowd pops!]

KF: Which means Kay Fabe is not REALLY pissed off, but Kay Fabe is still pissed.

MEEEEEEAHHHHH: No, I meant, INSIDE of you. With The Domino thing? It’s a character development point?

KF: Ah, the lesbian smells like your cooking. It smells like a skunk took a dump! That’s what Kay Fabe says about you and your character development. Look at you, with your little undies on your head. But fine, you want to know how Kay Fabe and The Domino are getting along. Kay Fabe says we have meshed. We are one. Kay Fabe had the wrestling talent but was boring. She needed an edge.

MEEEEEEAHHHHH: Then why didn’t you channel the spirit of an Edge parody? You know, like Side? You know, Baptist’s partner.

KF: An edge, not Edge you panflute playing, masturbating, never gonna be laying Kay!

MEEEEEEAHHHHH: NOOOOOO. That made no sense! All you do is rip off The Domino!

KF: Kay Fabe and The Domino are like a married couple, without any of the disgusting man parts. We are soul mates. Literally. He gave me an attitude. Kay Fabe has the sports entertaining ability. And together, Kay Fabe is going to the MAIN EVENT! Need proof jabronie? Just look at this upcoming NAGAM!

MEEEEEEAHHHHH: So what are your thoughts on fighting the Undietaker?

KF: Well, he walks around, trying to be like the Hot One, but he isn’t the Hot One and never will be the sexiest lesbian in parody sports entertainment today. He walks around with those two tall retards, trying to be a big shot, trying to be like Kay Fabe, but Undietaker, you will never. And Kay Fabe means EVER. Be more than a rooooody pooooo, candy ass! And you walk around with those handis, Kay Fabe wipes her ass with your handis. Booda, booda, booda, ah shut yer mouths jabronies!

[Crowd cheers.]

MEEEEEEAHHHHH: MRGH!

KF: Know your role and shut your hole, jabronie. All you care about is undies and stealing undies and taking over the world. Well let Kay Fabe tell you something. Get ready. Because your candy ass is NEXT. Jabronie, JUST BRING IT! (she says doing the gesture with her hand, palm up, pulling her fingers towards her body, opening and closing them with a chickish bad ass look on her face.)

KF: The Hot One doesn’t care about your troubles with the Real Undietaker, Fake Undietaker, New Undietaker, Dead Undietaker, Crusty Undietaker, BVD, DVD, DMD, MP3, Calvin Klein, or any of those Fruits of the Loom! Because, without a shadow of a doubt, Kay Fabe is going to walk down the lesbian’s aisle, walk up the lesbian’s steps, get in the lesbian’s ring, and proceed to lay the carpet down on your undie stealing, wheeling, dealing, Undiemobile riding, Chef Boyundie Ravioli and Undie-flaking eating ass!

Now you’re talking like you’re gonna steal the lesbian’s panties? There’s only one thing you’re gonna take from Kay Fabe. And that is the single WORST beating of your life! But the Hot One’s got news for you Undietaker. You will never. And KAY FABE MEANS NEVER, steal Kay Fabe’s bra.

[She pauses and looks around. She then licks her lips seductively. MEEEEEEAHHHHH gasps as his tongue hangs out. Crowd is popping like trained dogs.]

KF: Because, Undietaker, Kay Fabe does not, WEAR, a bra.

[MEEEEEEAHHHHH tips over. Kay Fabe looks down at him. She bends over, revealing a LOT of cleavage (did somebody get a little enhancement in her time away from the rant zone?) She picks up the mic and puts it to her lips and pauses.]

KF: If you weren’t unconscious MEEEEEEAHHHHH, no would hear, that THEY, are chanting HER name!

Crowd: Kay Fabe! Kay Fabe! Kay Fabe! Kay Fabe!

KF: To me, Undietaker, you are 300 plus pounds of crap in a five pound bag with a Mickey Mouse haircut. And it’s time to take out the trailer trash. So I’m gonna take you down Domino Rally Drive at the corner of Tip Over Avenue and we can stop into Domino’s Pizza and smell what Dominoes is cooking.

MEEEEEEAHHHHH: NOOOOO!

KF: So just bring it with the woman of a thousand catchphrases and T-shirts. Go one, on one, with the HOT ONE, and get your monkey ass made famous. Damnit MEEEEEEAHHHHH, are you looking at the lesbian’s pie?

MEEEEEEAHHHHH: Um, yeah (he says ashamed). Your skirt is so short, and, honestly Kay, I’ve never even looked at you this way before.

KF: Do you want to feel Kay’s Bottom?

MEEEEEEAHHHHH: Do I!

KF: Do you want to taste, The Lesbian’s Tongue?

MEEEEEEAHHHHH: Do I!

KF: That’s too bad jabronie. Get into a match with me.

[The crowd laughs. MEEEEEEAHHHHH runs down the hall, asking if anyone has any change so he can call the BigBOSS.]

KF: So Undietaker. You seem to like those handis of yours. So Kay Fabe’s gonna tell you what she’s gonna do. She’s gonna take those handis. Gonna dump a ton of KY Jelly on them. Make ‘em nice and lubed. Then she’s gonna bend you over, and stick both of those handis right up your monkey ass!!!!!!!

[She inhales deeply.]

KF: IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALALALALALALALA. AWHELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA. OWWWWWWW. What the lesbian…is cookin’.

[She drops the mic as "Queer" begins to blast and we pan the cheering crowd full of Kay Fabe signs.]

Kay Fabe rant BigBOSS, brawlers on a budget, efed, ewrestling, Kay Fabe, parody, Undietaker, Xamfir

[The house show arena is packed to capacity tonight. No doubt awaiting the most exciting man in sports entertainment today.]

R.J.: This is gonna be a knobberslocker here tonight in Texas!

The Prince: We want beavers!!

GBH: Yur.

R.J.: You may be wondering what The Prince and I are doing in this promo since we aren’t even part of BOB! But screw you fans! This is another pathetic heel turn on my part! Thanks BOB. Thanks a LOT! We are the house show crew!!! And since we have so many BOB house shows, we need multiple announcers!

The Prince: Yeah! Beavers!

GBH: Yur.

R.J.: And y’all know GBH.

GBH: Duh. Heehee.

Voice over:”IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL… WHAT THE ROCK…IS COOKIN’…IT SMELLS LIKE CRAP COMPARED TO WHAT THE DOMINO IS STIRRIN’!”

R.J.: OH MY GOD! We haven’t heard that music in BOB in….well over two years! Ever since that whole lawsuit thing!

(A very familiar entrance theme plays as The Domino heads toward the ring. The only difference is, ‘The Domino’ is dubbed over ‘The Rock’ as one of the most blantant rip-offs in e-wrestling struts to the ring.)

GBH: Big chest.

TP: He’s right! That isn’t The Domino. It’s Kay Fabe! Whoo hoo! Beaver!

RJ: Well why in the hell is she coming out to his song? I thought they burned this tape!

Crowd: Domino! Domino! Domino!

[Kay struts down the aisle dressed in black workout pants and a black T-shirt that says Get E (the E is red, it's not a drug reference, we don't think, a clever way of saying Get Ready for the people who don't understand subtlety) on the front and as she passes by the camera we see it says Yur Candy Ass is neXt!!! She's also wearing sunglasses. Besides the fact that she's pale as a ghost and has long red hair and boobs, she's a spitting image of The Rock, er, The Domino.]

GBH: Yur. Candy. Ass. Heehee. Limbertail.

RJ: Hey! Don’t steal my material or I’ll whip you like a pet coon!

[Meanwhile, Kay Fabe gets up on the middle rope outside of the ring and holds up an invisible title, or perhaps she's reaching for the stars. Who knows.

RJ: I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. The rock bottom!

[RJ leaves the broadcast booth (pffft, at a house show no less, GET IT?) and goes to the ring. He's got a microphone and goes to The Domino to talk to him or Kay Fabe. Meanwhile, Kay Fabe is still smelling what the Texans are stirrin'.]

RJ: Kay, Kay!

[Kay no-sells her name, so...]

RJ: Domino, can I get a word?

Crowd: DOMINO! DOMINO! DOMINO! (Amazing they know about him, isn’t it? But he’s so over, not even hiding in Kay Fabe’s body can fool the fans of Texas! He is the fan’s champion after all!)

GBH: Domino. Duh. Rocky. Duh.

TP: Shut up.

[Kay Fabe gets down off the rope and gets into the ring. She looks around at the fans. She raises an eyebrow and runs a hand thru her long red hair. Then she starts to pace back and forth as RJ asks his question.]

RJ: Domino. I don’t know what the hell is going on here. Why are you in Kay Fabe’s body?

[RJ aims the mic toward The Domino. She stops pacing, then grabs the mic to a huge POP. Suddenly, RJ clutches his chest and is bleeding. Oh, that wasn't a pop, it was a gun shot. Just barely audible over the huge ovation for The Domino.]

Crowd: DOMINO! DOMINO! DOMINO!

Domino: (She raises the mic and bends her head back.) Finally. The DOMINO, has come back….

…

…

…

Crowd: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! We’re mindless idiots! YAAYYYYYYYYY.

[Kay raises an eyebrow as RJ falls to his knees. Clutching at his midsection.]

Domino: To…..BOB.

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! DOMINO! DOMINO! DOMINO! DOMINO!

Domino: RJ, you look hurt. Did somebody shoot you? (She puts the mic to RJ’s lips then quickly pulls it back) IT DOESN’T MATTER, if somebody shot you. The only thing that MATTERS, is that the Domino has come back to lay the smack down on all their

Domino/crowd: ROODY POO, candy asses!

TP: Man o man!

GBH: Red rum. Yur.

Domino: Let me answer your question with another question. What man wouldn’t want to be in Kay Fabe’s body?

[RJ tips over, begging for help.]

Crowd: YEEAAAHHHHH!

Domino: RJ, take your ass to the corner of Domino Rally Drive and Tip Over Avenue and stop into into Domino’s Pizza and smell what the Domino’s cooking.

TP: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Domino: I see all these little jabronys running around in BOB, trying to act like the great one, trying to act like The Domino. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There is only one most exciting man in sports entertainment, and that’s The Domino!

[Crowd roars. Good God, that wasn't the crowd....is there a bear in the audience!]

Domino: So the Domino says if you want your monkey ass made famous, anytime, anyplace jabronies. He’ll take his left boot. Step in some dog piss. Step in some dog crap. Step in Nurse Heidi’s panties. Turn that sumbtich sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass!

[Eyebrow goes up. A bear jumps the 'guardrail' thing and walks toward the ring.]

GBH: Boo boo. Yur.

TP: Uh oh. Here comes a bear, and I don’t think it wants a picnic basket! Ahhh!

[The bear gets in the ring, all the while, Kay/Domino is soaking up the crowd chanting his/her name. The bear slides under the bottom rope. The Domino notices the intruder.]

Domino: Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa WHOA.

Bear: Ummmmm.

Domino: Who in the blue hell are you?

Bear: Roar. Roooooarrrr.

Domino: Well I got news for you Gentle Ben. Now you’ve stepped into the ring. But it’s not any old ring. This is the human’s ring.

Crowd: YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY.

Domino: So listen up Smokey. I’m not gonna start any forest fires, but I am gonna whoop your monkey ass.

[The bear looks back toward his behind. Then he looks back at the Domino.]

Domino: You know you can’t go one….on one….with the great one. Because the Domino now has…..the people’s pie!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY.

Domino: Not to mention, the people’s cantaloupes!

Crowd: YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY.

Domino: In front of the millions…..

Crowd: And MILLIONS!!!!

Domino: Of the Domino’s fans, live on BOB, Yogi, just bring it.

[Domino puts her hand out and tells the bear to bring it. You know the gesture. Palm up. Fingers coming back toward the palm of the hand like it's trying to do a one-handed clap. Suddenly, another POP, POP goes and the bear falls over. The Domino looks down at the bear. Ah, so somebody was trying to shoot the bear and shot RJ. That explains everything. The Domino takes off the shades and looks at the crowd, wide-eyed.]

TP: We may be about to see the most exciting move in sports entertainment today.

Crowd: DOMINO, DOMINO, DOMINO!

[The Domino bounches off one side of the ring, then the other and delivers...]

TP: The People’s Shuffle! Domino makes the cover and hooks the leg.

Crowd: 1……2…….3!!!!YAAAYYYYYY.

[The Domino gets on the ropes and celebrates with the fans and we go to commercials.]

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