Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #20 Results!
SIN CITY – Chaos. That one word best sums up Brawlers On a Budget‘s Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #20. The night began with 10 hellacious chair shots, and ended with the ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS tapping out in the middle of the ring.
ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Dr. Silaconne M. Plants def. Sarah via pinfall. SMP prevailed against the former two-time OWCTM as complete chaos erupted during this potential Match of the Year candidate. Executive Producer Trey Vincent inserted himself as the special referee for the contest, while everyone from the locker room headed out to watch this historic main event (and possibly Sarah’s last appearance on iMPLOSION). Steel Chair instigated the entire incident by rappelling into the ring. Vincent tossed Steel Chair at Steve Studnuts, who batted the chair away with the Medium-Sized Bucket™, but right into The Great. Everybody brawled, with Jerri Li, Scatman, and Christian St. Christian eventually taking out everyone. The Fetish Freaks finale? A vicious tombstone for Sarah delivered by Jerri Li on a cheese grater chair, leading to SMP getting the pin. Post-match, however, Kobe Gyant, the number one contender targeted SMP, the man he’ll face in the cage at Gluttons For Punishment on May 2, and locked him in the Dribbler Crossface. SMP tapped as iMPLOSION went off the air!
Kevin the Pyromaniac returned to BOB, and after taking out the various Mr. Fantastic clones – including Cyborg, Chocolate, Jell-O, Kung Pao, British, Beachball, Paperclip, Origami, and Rubix Cube Mr. Fantastics – and unleashing his Burning Elbow, vowed to finally become the hardcore champion.
Kobe Gyant def. Kid Pirate via pinfall to win the Swiss Army Belt. However, Gyant was stripped of the title post-match at SMP’s urging, and Kid Pirate forced Gyant to decide between defending the title in the upcoming Royal Flush Rumble at Gluttons for Punishment and face SMP, or to focus all his attention on SMP. This proved to be a no-brainer for Kobe, who said the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS is all that matters to him.
Axl def. Jerri Li in a Great American Bash In Axl’s Skull Match via not having his skull caved in. Jerri pulled out all the stops, including a double chair, ladder chair, table chair, flaming chair, barbed wire chair, cheese grater chair, light tube chair, and even a C4 chair! Axl looked to be done after the tenth brutal chair shot, but Sarah ran out with everybody knocked out by the C4 explosion and duct taped Axl to the ropes. This is what forced Jerri into her actions later in the night, costing Sarah the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS.
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