Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #17 Results
SIN CITY – On Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #17, Steve Studnuts mystery tag team partner derailed Brawlers On a Budget’s plans to showcase the first-time ever meeting between Studnuts and Trey Vincent in the main event at MegaBrawl III: Season of the Witch this December.
That mystery partner? Vincent. BOB’s Executive Producer made his official return to BOB after a completely uneventful previous few months waiting for some other federation to get rolling.
Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Champions The Great & “XFactor” Pete Trable def. Studnuts & Vincent in a non-title match when The Great pinned Vincent after a DDT on a chair. After announcing that there will be special random drawing for championship matches next week on iMPLOSION 18 (in addition to a “public spanking” of referee Vicky Jean), Vincent made his entrance, joining Studnuts to face BOB’s tag team champions. Vincent apparently threw the match after he made a deal with Trable in return for Cyborg Angelina X “lending Vincent a hand” at a rate of 200 strokes per minute.
Post-match, The Great and Trable has some problems of their own as several Mr. Fantastic clones, including Cyborg Mr. Fantastic, Chocolate Mr. Fantastic and Werewolf Mr. Fantastic, went on the warpath. No doubt these creations by mad scientist Dr. Poindexter are gunning for the tag team champions.
Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam def. Axl via pin. Axl had a rough night. Aside from getting kicked in the “yams” and losing his match, Axl also had to deal with the OWTTM number one contender, Kobe Gyant, who took out Axl’s agent, Tifa Witherspoon, to dinner using Axl’s credit card. By the end of the night, Axl was washing dishes to make up for the mess he made at the restaurant.
The You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out Of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A Hardcore XX Division Champion Hamster Girl def. The You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out Of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A Hardcore XX Division Title Belt via pinfall. While Hamster Girl was victorious, post-match Jerri Li led the Fetish Freaks (Scatman and Christian St. Christian) into the ring for a beatdown. Li wants the title badly. But before the trio could inflict any serious damage, Sarah Whatbody ran in from the announce table and cleared the ring. Could we be on our way to another violent confrontation between Jerri and Sarah who had numerous outstanding matches last year?
We also found out Gyant’s tag team partner will be Joe Bananas next week. The “Gyant Bananas” will face Entities of Destruction members ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Dr. Silaconne M. Plants (who thinks he’s finally figured out who his mysterious secret admirer is) and Death in tag team action. Gyant hit the first strike in this building feud when he Van Horninated a giant plastic banana into Death’s skull.