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Bearly Legal Results!

February 28th, 2009

SIN CITY — Thanks to a sinister conspiracy, Dr. Silaconne M. Plants successfully defended the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS against American Panda at Brawlers On a Budget’s Bearly Legal On-Demand, thanks to help from Death and Acting BigBOSS and Swiss Army Belt champion Kid Pirate.

With referee Vicky Jean incapacitated, the Sin City crowd was shocked as Death returned and stuck his finger where it didn’t belong. After a Touch of Death on American Panda, Kid Pirate emerged wearing a referee shirt and counted to three, and SMP got the victory over the dead American hero.

This shocking main event capped off a night of insane action that lived up to the name “Bearly Legal.” In other action:

Kid Pirate defeated Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam via pinfall to retain the Swiss Army Belt, but it took a LOT of help. SMP got involved TWICE, and Axl also got involved. But both men had the same target: Sam. No doubt Sam will be looking for revenge on Kid Pirate, Axl, and SMP in the coming weeks here in BOB.

Kobe Gyant defeated Axl via pin after some help from…any guesses? Yep, SMP once again. The Doc was all over this show, making sure his enemies paid for the things they’ve said in the Rant Zone recently, as well as trying to figure out who his “secret admirer” is. However, SMP has a new challenger for the OWTTM in the form of Gyant. The two will face off at the next BOB On-Demand mega-event.

Steve Studnuts defeated Pigeon via pinfall, and was once again successful in his quest for a match against Trey Vincent at MegaBrawl III. Vincent, BOB’s Executive Producer, has guaranteed the first-ever meeting of the two former iAd members as long as Studnuts can stay undefeated for the remainder of 2009.

Hamster Girl survived the Hardcore Plexiglass Elimination Chamber to become the new The You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A Hardcore XX Division Champion by defeating The You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A Hardcore XX Division Title Belt, Tia Tarr, Scatman, Christian St. Christian and Jerri Li.

The Great and XFactor Pete Trable defeated The Wizard and Thomas Largeman via magic trick. Yes, The Great and Trable made the number one contenders for the Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team titles disappear.


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