Too Much Bubblegum!!
[Cotton candy, sugar, fireworks, pizza, ice cream, rollercoasters and skateboarding. It was all a haze of candy fueled insanity that had finally come to an end. Hamster Girl was sat on the floor, leaning against the wall of a disco.]
Hamster Girl: I am soooooo hung over.
[Empty packets of ice cream sandwiches and soda bottles lay around her. Hamster Girl holds her head in pain.]
Hamster Girl: Why did I have to have so many pixie sticks?
[Clive clears his throat a little, trying to get Hamster Girl to hurry up. She looks up into the camera, her eyes bloodshot solid and her lips dryer than a camel’s hump. She holds her tummy as it makes funny noises.]
Hamster Girl: Now that Indigo has left BOB, what a jobber, I’m left all alone. And to start making a name for myself I am going to try and get in that hardcore match at Bearly Legal. Hopefully it wont be too hardcore, but I suppose I have to toughen up some day.
[She tries to stand up but falls flat on her tushy.]
Hamster Girl: Clive! Help me up!
[Static.]