Never submit to the Yam
[Amazing! Spectacular! Absolute Fluke! Some of the words used to describe Sam Sam The Dancing Yam's victory over eWmania Champion Jive. He now returns to BOB to make a choice. A great choice even. Can he possibly take on the that scurge of the seven wrestlers Kid Pirate for the Swiss Army belt and jack knife himself into being a double championship ranking or if possible take on the title with the longest name in the history of professional parody wrestling.
[Will Sam become the first man in history to hold two Championship belts at the same time in the same place and make some hot Venusian Love Making with Kay Fabe afterwould. Or at least he hopes so when the check from eWmania comes through and he can actually pay for it!]
SSTDY - I heard that!
[Shut up you! You've just ruined the dramatic styling that I was flowing with.]
SSTDY - That was about as dramatic as Varga trying to read shakespare.]
[Good point. But I was trying to build you up butter cup.]
SSTDY - Thanks anyways.
[The Dancing Yam is trying to decided on which title he would want to go for. But he's to busy drinking his Yam Juicetm, but he's towards the title with the long name mainly 'cause it looks like the most fun. But if he will fight Kid Pirate and his silly pirates will happy do so.]