Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #15 Results!
SIN CITY – At MegaBrawl 2, Dr. Silaconne M. Plants became the second Grand Slam Champion in history when he defeated Steve Studnuts to capture both Not Good Enough to Fight Alone Tag Team Titles, the Swiss Army Belt, and the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS. Just a month later, Plants was looking to cash in — literally, by selling his titles to the highest bidders. But things didn’t go quite as planned for the Sinister Surgeon on Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #15.
Thomas Largeman & The Wizard defeated SMP & American Panda in a Not Good Enough to Fight Alone Tag Team Title Match via DQ. New tag team champions were crowned — not in the main event match, thanks to SMP’s use of a chair resulting in a disqualification. No, after the match. “XFactor” Pete Trable announced to the world that he had won a silent auction and he declared himself one-half of the tag champs, along with his partner The Great. Trable then laid out a challenge to Largeman and Wizard for Bearly Legal. Will they accept?
Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam defeated Axl in his debut match via countout, thanks to a SMP Nipple Cutter prior to Axl’s entrance. SMP thought Axl sent him a dozen roses and accused Axl of being his secret admirer. After SMP walked away, Kobe Gyant then took Tifa, Axl’s manager, out for some “fried chicken.”
Indigo & Hamster Girl vs. Pretty Boy & Tia Tar ended in a no contest after Studnuts arrived with a chair and took out all the competitors. This led to a showdown via the 2-Cheap-2-Own TV between Studnuts and his ex-friend, Trey Vincent. Studnuts demanded a match against his former iAd stablemate, but Vincent had something else in mind. The future CWA superstar told Studnuts that he would have to go undefeated until MegaBrawl III: Season of the Witch, in order to receive his shot at Vincent. Yep, we’re already on the road to MegaBrawl III. Order now to receive the special early bird price!
Jerri Li defeated Undietaker via ??. Everyone was so distracted making bets on the Super Bowl, it’s kind of unclear how Jerri pulled out the win, but she did.
And to kick off the night, BOB’s new Acting BigBOSS Kid Pirate overruled SMP’s selling of the Swiss ARRRRmy Belt to Scatman, and KP awarded the Swiss ARRRRmy Belt to himself! SMP and Pirate had an angry exchange of words, and the segment ended with the arrival of American Panda, Largeman and Wizard for some swashbuckling.