No apparent reason except fun
[In den erstaunlichen Land von Sam Sam die Dancing Yam, können wir sehen, dass er sich bei einem kleinen Rest in der Hoffnung, gewinnt für einen Kampf auf BOB erste Show des Jahres im Januar Zwanzig Achtel.]
SSTDY - Speak English you fool. I don’t wish to have to rely on an unreliable Translator when it’s reliably unreliable.
[Sei ruhig du Narr. Ich bin für eine Prüfung üben.]
SSTDY - That may be true but we have a rant to polish off, and I doubt if the audience wants to hear you babbling on like an idiot for the new few hundred words or so in a language spoken by around 185 million people worldwide. I mean come the smeg on, what kind of person would do that to our vast and loyal fan base?
[We have a fan base? Since when?]
SSTDY - Since I won those two gauntlet match thingees?
[He gestures to the two Gauntlet Cup's that lay on top of a particularly lovely carved Yam that's made to look like a bedside table]
SSTDY - I have some Yam Fans. And you never know if I become popular enough I might complete my ultimate goal and get Yams recognized as an intelligent life-form. And dance like a maniac at the after party.
[Yes, yes. But shouldn't you be more concerned with Lee Best and the Gauntlet Challenge? It could be as the name suggests quite a challenge.]
SSTDY - You see voice inside the head of the greatest Yam in the world.
[No need to get to penisy]
SSTDY - I will take Best on with the strength of 10,000 Yams, and when the dust clears Lee will be defeated like so much Yam Juicetm after a drinking session with that strange man who keeps punching his fellow degenerates while onlookers yell “Balls” or “This is Gonna Hurt”. Or that man who keeps entering someone called the “Sandman”. Two rather disturbing inderviduals if you ask me.
[Are you suppose to be cutting a promo against someone?]
SSTDY - Well I would if I had a match, but we shall see, as I have my eyes on that Title that seems to be able to hold itself, on no less then about four times if you include it’s current reign.
[He thinks for a moment]
SSTDY - Say isn’t it in control of a rather beautiful young girl who happens to be the ref? This could be fun.
[But first....]
SSTDY - It’s dancing time.
[Sam flicks on the Yam-o-vision Televisiontm and the greatest dance hit since ABBA, You Can't This begins to blur and Sam dances like a maniac]