MegaBrawl II Results!
RESULTS FROM BRAWLERS ON A BUDGET’S MEGABRAWL II!
SMP takes home all the gold in a bloody cage match, BOB has a new Acting BigBOSS, and a zoo is slaughtered by emoticons on BOB’s biggest show of the year!
-Brawlers On a Budget’s MegaBrawl II kicked off with the Beetlejuicers, who performed “All You Need Is Elves” with the help of some little people.
-Your commentators are Styles and Scotty Whatbody.
–Indigo and Hamster Girl won the controversial opening It’s A Wonderful Curtain Jerker Battle Royal match, outlasting Little Good, Pigeon, Pretty Boy, Snapmare Kid, Tia Tar, XXXtreme Machine and “XFactor” Pete Trable.
–Thomas Largeman and The Wizard became the number one contenders for the Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Team Titles by defeating the Human Foreign Object and Steel Chair.
-Then it was the surprise return of Festering Death (Spacecop and Spaceduck), who took on the entire San Diego Zoo. Flamingos, reindeer, hippos, tigers…no animal was spared. Small children and anyone with morals should probably avoid this match or watch with a vomit bucket handy. This match also saw a surprising cameo by BRAND Wrestling superstar Sharc!
–Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam danced with Kay Fabe and Mike “The Monotone” Monroe.
–Axl defeated his brother in the bloody, brutal Jerry Springerish Anywhere “Anywhere Is” Is Playing Match. Viruz is now done with BOB.
-Up next, Coma and Hallucination Boy took on Kamikazie Ken and Insano Mano in a Rakes On A Plane. However, due to a horrible accident, the plane crashed and now they’re LOST. We may never see these four BOBsters again.
-Up next was Death vs. Zombie Mr. Fantastic in a grudge match. However, we learned that Alex Smith was actually Zombie Mr. Fantastic. Death picked up the win after his wife, Katie, ate Smith’s face. Death, naturally, then powerbombed her.
-Kay Fabe had a flavorful conversation with American Panda.
–Kid Pirate defeated Seth Harker in a Walk the Plank Match, which means Pirate is BOB’s new Acting BigBOSS! What does this mean for the future of BOB? Aye dunno.
-In a shocker, Sarah “The Jobber Slayer” lost the T&A XX Division Title, but it wasn’t to her opponent, Jerri Li. It was to former BOBster (and former title), the You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin’ Mind Hardcore Title Belt with the help of referee Vicky Jean. The title, speaking through Vicky, gave one of the most shocking post-match interviews ever!
–Kobe Gyant got it on with Kay Fabe in lieu of an interview.
–American Panda became the number one contender for the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS after defeating Kurt Angel, Kobe Gyant and The Great in an elimination match. Axl also got involved with this match, helping eliminate Gyant. Referee Vicky Jean stopped the match after several repeated claws to The Great’s face, but The Great never tapped out or was pinned in the match.
–Jerri Li came out for an impromptu match against herself, but was interrupted by none other than the UNDIETAKER!
-And in the main event, Dr. Silaconne M. Plants prevailed against Steve Studnuts in the Nicolas/Christian Cage Match, in which Nurse Heidi was the special referee, thanks in part to some interference by BOB’s Executive Producer Trey Vincent! SMP avoided retirement and now is the second BOB Grand Slam Champion, and he now holds the ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS, Swiss Army Belt and both Not Good Enough to Fight Alone Tag Team Titles. His emotional post-match interview is a must see.