Yeah, faggots. I voted!
~~~Steve Studnuts and Connie Lingus are leaving a generic looking building. There’s a long line of people waiting to get in.~~~
Connie: So, Steve. Tell me. Who’d you vote for?
Studs: What do you think? We live in Arizona. DUH!
Connie: Don’t say “duh” to me, you know that makes me feel stupid.
Studs: Well, DUH!
Connie: Okay, I’m not talking to you all the way home.
Studs: So?
Connie: I’m not putting out either.
Studs: So?
Connie: No turkey pot pie tonight for you…
Studs: Okay, THAT’S where you fucked up. I take it back. Okay? Feel better? I take it ALL back.
Connie: Hmphf.
Studs: Come on, I was just kiddin’ around. You know I voted for the Mac. Besides, how the fuck could I vote for some fucker named Barack? That sounds like a motherfucker from Mortal Kombat. And anyway, do you know how close Osama bin Laden sounds like Obama and Biden? Think about that fuckin’ shit for a minute.
Connie: Yeah, I guess you’re right. (they get into Steve’s canary yellow Ferrari) Hey, what’s that smell?
Studs: (while putting on his seat belt) It’s chicken. Got some chicken bones in the back. Dealin’ in a little voodoo this weekend. Ya dig?
Connie: Voodoo? Like voodoo curses? Didn’t work against Plants.
Studs: Fuck Plants, I’ll kick his ass at MEGABRAWL, I hexed the Sin City Icons. Motherfuckers needed a loss this week.
~~~He revs the engine to almost a near blown gasket, then peels out.~~~