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Brawlers On a Budget presents Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #13

October 23rd, 2008


-The show kicked off with Kamikazie Ken and Insano Mano attempting to call a truce with the Fetish Freaks after last week’s events. Their solution? A special homemade dinner, featuring Friend Tentacle and Ground Beast!

-Zombie Mr. Fantastic and Kid Pirate’s match ended in a no contest once Seth Harker, Steve Studnuts, Trey Vincent, and Sarah “The Jobber Slayer” stormed the ring and attacked Kid Pirate. The Great, XFactor Pete Trable, and Death made the rescue, though Death went looking for some of Zombie Mr. Fantastic first. Eventually, Jerri Li, Christian St. Christian, Scatman, Kamikazie Ken, Insano Mano all got involved in the giant fustercluck.

-After the brawl came to a standstill, BOB’s Acting Vice President in Charge of Everything Dr. Silaconne M. Plants arrived to make an addition to Snore Games: Kid Pirate! Studnuts demanded a fifth member for his team, and in a shocker, named Plants as their fifth man! The iAd then tried to cause dissension between Pirate and Plants, showing a video from a past episode of iMPLOSION in which SMP Nipple Cutted Pretty Boy!

-Viruz volunteered to take on American Panda at October Surprise. SMP was glad to make that match, and booked a Bamboo on a Bamboo Pole Match.

-Kobe Gyant and Al U. Minium-Ladder defeated Steel Chair and Red Chair due to outside interference by the 4 Steelchairs and Va-Jay-Jay Dillon.

-Post-match, Mike “The Montone” Monroe, Woody Table and Acoustic Guitar came to Gyant and Ladder’s rescue. We were also treated to a catfight between Kay Fabe and Dillon!

-Kurt Angel declared a zombie jihad and challenged Zombie Mr. Fantastic to a match at October Surprise.

-Fingerbang XXX (XXXtreme Machine and Snapmare Kid) then faced off in a town hall debate, trying to convince uncommitted viewers to buy October Surprise. The Wizard and Thomas Largeman appeared on the scene and put a beating down on FXXX.

-In what turned out to be the main event, Jerri Li defeated Kay Fabe in a match that was too hot for TV! You’ve just got to see it to believe it. Jerri Li in nothing but saran wrap? Oh baby!

-In a shocking post-match development, “Stupendous” Stephen Hawking was found thrown down a flight of stairs. Who pushed Hawking’s wheelchair down the stairs?

-Kid Pirate and Kamikazie Ken had a dramatic face to face staredown. Interspecies sexual tension anyone?

-With the show rapidly running out of time, we found out that there will be a special bonus iMPLOSION next week! The promised Swiss Army Belt Scrabble Scramble Match between Steve Studnuts, The Great, XFactor Pete Trable, and Death will go on as scheduled. But what about Hawking? Will he be able to gut out the pain and compete? Does a paraplegic feel pain?

Check out Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #13!

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