BOB Wrestling Presents: Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! #12!
BOBWrestling.com has received the following information regarding Wednesday’s iMPLOSION from BOB’s Acting Vice President In Charge of Everything Dr. Silaconne M. Plants:
-Swiss Army Belt champion Steve Studnuts, The Great, Death, XFactor Pete Trable, and “Stupendous” Stephen Hawking will compete in a game of Scrabble as part of the Swiss Army Belt Scrabble Scramble Match. On iMPLOSION 13, Studnuts will defend his title against these four other brawlers. But on iMPLOSION 12, the Scrabble game will determine the order in which all five competitors will enter the gauntlet style match for the title shot. Highest score enters last, lowest score enters first.
Here are the updated rules: The match will last 20 minutes. There are two ways to win. Either A. You pin every other competitor in the match before the 20 minute time limit expires (i.e., Studnuts would have to pin The Great, Death, Trable, and Hawking before time expires), or B. Score the last pin in the match. There are no DQs or countouts. Also, just confirmed: football players from the Sin City Icons of the FBL will be at ringside making Scrambled Eggs for use as weapons. This one will no doubt get egg-treme!
–Luke Warm has demanded it, and he’s got it. He will face American Panda, who makes his Brawlers On a Budget wrestling debut!
-Also making their wrestling debut will be the Fetish Freaks’ Scatman and Tentacle Beast as they face BOB veterans Kamikazie Ken and Insano Mano. Ken has been having some problems with Pretty Boy, Kid Pirate‘s parrot, of late. Will Pretty Boy risk getting its beak dirty in this one?
Plus, SMP promises a very special main event that you won’t want to miss! What could it be?
-And will we find out who bought the Beer in the Belly case? Trey Vincent indicated that he sold it on iMPLOSION 11. Could we see it cashed in?
All this, and possibly less on the next Total Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION!
(Card subject to bait-and-switch)