Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Evil-Lution.
[Axl is lying in bed, with Michelle, flipping through channels, when he falls upon the BoB promo network. Studs' promo flashes by... followed by Trey's... which is then followed by Mano's... and then, some guy with a giant, inflatable, squeaky, rubber octopus apparently named Googoo Cachoob... and finally, the Wiccan Lesbian (or is that EX-Lesbian?), Kay Fabe.]
Axl: … Michelle?
Michelle: *snoring… loudly*
Axl: …
[Axl slowly moves his hand beneath the covers... reaching toward Michelle's naked nether regions...]
Michelle: Mmm… *snore* … Don’t touch me there, daddy, I’m not Eliza… No dad! I… *snore* … well, I better be getting paid extra for this… *snore*
[Michelle's eye suddenly flutter open... she looks under the sheet.]
Michelle: Axl… are you trying to finger me while I’m asleep?
Axl: … Uhhh…
Michelle: Can you PLEASE… go down a bit, and to the left?
Axl: … Uhh…
Michelle: Ahh… yeah, that’s it… Oh, God, yeah, that’s it… try two fingers… OH YES… !!!~!
Axl: Dammit!
Michelle: Wh- Why’d you stop?! I was just about tah – ACK! Why are you reaching in my ass? … AXL!
Axl: There we go!
Michelle: No, there we DON’T go! There we most certainly don’t go!
Axl: Yes! It’s not even got any shit on it! … Well, not much anyway… But hey, a shitty hot pocket’s still a hot pocket! *munch* Mmm, and your mud flaps kept it warm! Deee-licous!
Michelle: AXL!!! WHAT THE- Oh my GOD, did you just get that out of my… YUCK!
[Axl finishes off the hot pocket, and lets out a belch, before patting his gut.]
Axl: Ya got any dessert lodged up there? I could really go for some cherry cheesecake…
Michelle: Stop getting food out of my ass! DAMMIT… now, I’m going to go take a fuckin’ shower, I feel… dirty…
Axl: Hey, if you find anything else down there, make sure and leave it on the sink. I’m always gettin’ the munchies when I’m in there taking a dump.
Michelle: …
[Michelle gets up, and heads into the bathroom... while Axl stretches. It's a brisk, late-summer's afternoon, and Axl's just woke up. The time's about 12:30... you get the picture. Let's just hear what Axl's gotta say, eh?]
Axl: Ya know… there’s one single, solitary person I need to address. It’s not Insano Man, or Joob-Joob the Platypus. And no, it’s not even you Studs. Though, I do want to reiterate – I’M NOT GAY! My brother’s… well, sometimes I worry about that boy. But I’M NOT GAY. So… suck it. Tasty pants. …
Axl:
Michelle: [from the bathroom] Ha! You’re telling him you’re not gay, and then you turn around and call him “tasty pants”, and tell him to “suck it”! I bet you WOULD like him to suck it! Bwahahahaha!
Axl: … KAY! Yes, you, Kay Fabe! I just want to know one thing. Did it feel good?
Michelle: [from the bathroom] WHAT?! Are you talking dirty to Kay?!
Axl: No! … But did it Kay? I bet it did…
Michelle: You bet what did?!
Axl: Uh… when she stuck a flute up her pussy!
Michelle: Ohhh, ok. … Wait…
Axl: Anyway… whenever you’re ready to leave that scrub, Harker… you know where to find me.
Michelle: AXLLL!!!
Axl: What?! I’m just telling Kay where to find me, so… so I can remove that flute from her pussy!
Michelle: Ohhh, ok! …
[Axl leans in toward the camera, and whispers.]
Axl: And so I can stick something longer… thicker… and way… waaay harder in there, if you know what I mean!
Michelle: THAT’S IT! John said you need to cut your promo’s short, I think now’s that time!
Axl: BUT…!
Michelle: CUT!!!
[Bar.]
The Man With The Giant Inflatable Squeaky Rubber Octopus: G, I gess my gimmick is too hard for u to graps! luckily my Giant Inflatable Squeaky Rubber Octopus has no trouble graspinjg michells ass!
*SQUEAK SQUEAK*
TMWTGISRO: Ps. i’m not Googoo Cachoob dumass! he was watching!
[Good GOD your grammar is terrible. No wonder BigBOSS never brought you on full-time...]
TMWTGISRO: vengence will be mine!