Winner’s Temper Tantrum
[Jerri Li is stood in front of a Sarah The Jobber Slayer poster hung on the wall. She has her T&A XX Division belt over her shoulder and a sour look on her face.]
Jerri: Jell-O… in a Cell-O?
[She turns and looks into the camera. We can see a man, named Josh E, chained to the wall opposite the Sarah poster.]
Jerri: A new era has arrived in BOB. I have proved I am worth my salt. I defeated the strongest woman in BOB and did it with a smile.
Josh E: You certainly left a bad taste in her mouth.
Jerri: Quiet Josh, your mistress is talking to the nice man with the camera.
Clive: You’re talking to me?
Jerri: Well, not literally.
Clive: Hey, aint you that chick with the Little Mermaid underwear?
[Jerri grinds her teeth together and steam bursts out of her ears.]
Josh E: The kettle’s boiled.
[Jerri turns around and takes the old englsh style kettle off the stove.]
Jerri: I’ll burn you later Josh, this is more important.
Josh E: Hey!
Jerri: Sarah, my mind is filled with agony and pain. If our match wasn’t enough you now have seconds coming to you, and I will torture you to your last breath. You’d be surprised what a girl like me can do with Jell-O.
Josh E: I’d like to see that!
Jerri: I said be quiet!
[Jerri drags Clive by the shirt and forces him to point his camera at the Sarah poster once more.]
Jerri: Sarah, when we are surrounded by steel and covered in wobbly red dessert you will see just how much Jerri Li is capable of.
[Jerri tears the poster into tiny little pieces and jumps up and down on them. The camera fades to black.]