Sports Entertainment Conquers All
[Kevin The Pyromaniac is backstage at Power Is Stolen. He takes a sip of milk before spitting it out.]
Kevin: Jesus, how long has this milk been here?
[Bruce The Kleptomaniac steals the carton from his hands and looks inside.]
Bruce: Gross, there’s lumps in it.
Kevin: Everything’s going wrong for me… I can’t believe Trey Vincent beat me again.
Bruce: He’s just stronger and more talented. Some of the shots you took were brutal.
Kevin: I doubt these bruises are going to heal for a month.
Bruce: Sports Entertainment conquers all.
Kevin: Isn’t it ‘love conquers all’?
Bruce: Nah, just the blues.
Kevin: I thought jazz conquered the blues. Well, anyway, Clive, point that camera at me.
[He does so.]
Kevin: Trey, this isn’t over by a long shot. In our next encounter I guarantee that I will defeat you, even if takes a nuclear bomb to do it. Pyromania will run wild again and it will leave everyone in it’s wake burnt beyond recognition.
[Kevin rips off his shirt, sets fire to his hands and beats his chest like a gorilla.]
Kevin: Now if you’ll excuse me, I heard Angelina X killed Mr. Fantastic. I’m gonna go pay my respects.
[Kevin leaves the locker room as Bruce steals the camera from Clive.]