Operation Immortality
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Michelle: Hey, check this out. The Parts Unknown Tribune has an article on Operation Immortality.
Axl: So?
Michelle: Well, Operation Immortality is a space mission to send DNA as well as other various materials to a space station, to help rebuild the human race in the event of a global calamity.
Axl: … So?
Michelle: It says they chose a member of the BoB roster-
Axl: OHHH! Sweet! Let me guess, they chose me because I’m the only member of royalty on Earth that can wear torn up shit and make it look GOOD? Or, did they choose me for the ‘Independant Professional Amateur Fake-Ass E-Sports Entertainment Wrestling Superstar’ position? You know, because I AM the BluePrint. Atleast, for egotistical, self-obsessed pricks. And I even make being an egotistical, self-obsessed prick look good! Or is it because -
Michelle: AHEM!!! I was GOING to say… It says they chose a member of the BoB roster…’s son.
Axl: …
Michelle: They chose the Great’s son Johnny because, quite frankly, he’s about as intelligent as an American could possibly dream of becoming. He already knows how to tie his shoe better than George W. The article also has a quote from Johnny, mentioning something about how, with the help of Johnny’s “Master Plan of Much More Evil-ness Than Anything That Bird-Brained Axl Could Cook Up”, The Great and Pete Trable are a shoe-in to face the NGETFA champs… and DEFINITELY not that bird-brained Axl, and what’s-his-face.
Axl: That brat’s dad and his wigger pal are SO dead! I’m heading to the ring, I think I hear my music!
[Axl departs, leaving Michelle to scratch her head.]
Michelle: Huh. Didn’t this show begin… what… 5 whole days ago? Maybe my watch is just fast… Really, REALLY fast…
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(Somewhere in St. Louis.)
Little Johnny: Hmm, this is quite an interesting developement. I have not been personally contacted by either the United States government, a foriegn government, or any other government about this supposed “Operation Immortality”. This account is somewhat accurate, however, as I am more intelligent than most Americans.
I would never, though, be quoted as saying “bird-brain”. What am I? Five years old?
Well, I am five years old, but that’s irrelevant at the moment. I’m five years old in terms of living on the earth, calendar days incorporated, but my intelligence has far surpassed a mere five years of development.
One thing you did get correct, is that The Great and Pete Trable will be facing the tag-team champions and not you and your equally inept brother.
“Bird-brain”? I was “quoted” saying bird-brain? How juvenile. I feel dirty and need a tub.
Hopefully, the Breeder got The Dark Knight Bubble Bath as I requested the last time she did that whole “grocery shopping” ritual.
One can only dream—