Where he’s been?
[The camera pans over a night sky. Remnants of the meteor shower from the other night, which I forgot to go outside and look at, can still be seen. There's a satellite or two shining brightly in the far reaches, and a blinking marker signifying a "red eye" flight. Look, there's Uranus!
Suddenly, a whoosh of lights whiz by on a aircraft not of this world. A zoom towards one of the oval shaped windows, obviously made from a space-aged glass to resist breakage due to high speeds or crippled Soviet probes, appears a gloomy face.
An even closer zoom reveals the face to belong to Dr. Silaconne M. Plants.
Abduction?
Or maybe, just maybe, there's an alien out there that required a shitty breast augmentation...
Could this EXPLAIN the reason for SMP's lack of promos? Or is something more underhanded at work here?
What could be the cause of this?
Aliens wanting to explore and experiment on the human race yet again?
An evil plot to keep SMP from seeing that infamous tape?
Some might blame his lazy handler...
Yeah, that's probably it.]