Smack The Pony
August 7th, 2008
[Kevin The Pyromaniac is listening to loud music. He turns his head towards someone tapdancing. Kevin throws him a pogostick.]
Kevin: Don’t be greedy with it.
Phill: I’m too tired.
Kevin: Don’t make me yell at you!!
[Kevin takes off like a rocket and his head hits the ceiling. This is the point where cartoon birds should appear.]
Phill: I think you need to work on it a bit more.
Kevin: Fuck this shit.
[Kevin walks past a paper-mache head and tears a newspaper into pieces.]