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May 26th, 2008

Kevin the Pyromaniac

[Kevin is hiding in long grass amongst daisies trying to catch frogs. His hair is covered in mud and he has a black eye. He grabs hold of the frog and stands up, spinning on his feet and jumping into the air.]

Kevin: One more for the lawnmower.

[Kevin throws the frog into a bucket and covers it with a lid. He takes the bucket inside with him and drops it on the kitchen floor. Kevin then crumbles a piece of chocolate cake into a bowl of rice pudding and jam. Strawberry and lemon flavored. He pours himself a pepsi and takes a long sip. He then takes one of the frogs out of the bucket and tries to put it into the microwave but it slips out of his hand.]

Referee: 1, 2, 3!

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