Blueberry Pie
April 26th, 2008
[Kevin covers a blueberry pie stain on the wall with a framed painting of a pineapple before jumping off the chair. He takes a drag on a cigarette before stacking the chair back onto a table. He swept the empty pie case off the edge into a garbage bag.]
Kevin: Well that didn’t go well.
Oscar: You wanted to put explosives in that pile of bricks.
[Kevin bites into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.]
Kevin: It was too much pressure!
Oscar: You should read books more instead of listening to music then this wouldn’t have happened.
Kevin: It wasn’t spineless, just thoughtless. I knew I should have just collected centipedes.
[The camera fades out as Kevin and Oscar clear the bricks into the black garbage bag.]