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Blueberry Pie

April 26th, 2008

Kevin the Pyromaniac

[Kevin covers a blueberry pie stain on the wall with a framed painting of a pineapple before jumping off the chair. He takes a drag on a cigarette before stacking the chair back onto a table. He swept the empty pie case off the edge into a garbage bag.]

Kevin: Well that didn’t go well.

Oscar: You wanted to put explosives in that pile of bricks.

[Kevin bites into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.]

Kevin: It was too much pressure!

Oscar: You should read books more instead of listening to music then this wouldn’t have happened.

Kevin: It wasn’t spineless, just thoughtless. I knew I should have just collected centipedes.

[The camera fades out as Kevin and Oscar clear the bricks into the black garbage bag.]

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