Sailing!
~~~Steve Studnuts is seen wearing a leisure suit in the ballroom of what appears to be a luxury liner/cruise ship. He has a microphone and a familiar theme to people sorta old plays faintly in the background.~~~
Studs: (singing, sounding like a cross between William Shatner and Chris Isaac.) Loooove………Oh it’s shin-y and new.
Come aboooooard, we’re EX-pec-TING yooooooooooooooooooooou.
THE LOOOOOOVE BOAT!
Hop-ing to find some-one to fuck.
THE LOOOOVE BOAT!
When you’re Stud-nuts you don’t need luuuuuuck.
There’s a chance when you’re sailing that you’ll maybe find ro-maaaaaance….
The on-ly thing that you’re thinking is getting in-to her pants.
Spread ‘em wide and start licking, that bitch will start kicking, if the boat is a rockin’, don’t be fucking knocking…
THE LOOOOOOOOOOOVE BOAT!
Rub your puss-y on my washboard abs….
THE LOOOOVE BOAT!
Here’s hop-ing I don’t— get—- the craaaaaaaabs!
~~~Sound of needle scratching across a record.~~~
~~~static~~~
*A small tugboat is sailing after the cruise ship, Dr. Thrilla standing with one foot on the bow and a pair of binoculars to his eyes. We get a POV shot from the binoculars, showing Studnuts butchering the “Love Boat” theme. He turns and nods to Cecil, who’s holding a ridiculously large RPG-launcher.*
Dr. Thrilla: *Confirming metal clanging*
Cecil: Firing one, doctor.
*Cecil fires off the weapon, which blows a massive hole in the side of the cruise ship. The tugboat sails away, Thrilla clanging “Yellow Submarine”.*
~~~And then, on a small, motorized, life boat…Steve Studnuts is seen bouncing away on choppy waters. Four days later, he’s wearing the same suit, on what appears to be a Party Barge on Lake Havasu.~~~
Studs: Looooove, Oh it’s shin-y and new.
Come aboooooard….we’re EX-pect-ING yoooooooooooooooou!
THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BOAT!
Pre-par-ing for a great vo-YAGE!
The Looooove Boat!
Here’s hop-ing you’ll suck my sau-SAGE!
Overhead P.A. System: Um, sir… please leave the stage at this time.
~~~static~~~