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Meditation

April 7th, 2008

Mr. Paradox

*Three men sit side-by-side in the lotus position, holding their arms out at their sides. Dr. Thrilla is on the left, Cecil on the right, and Mr. Paradox in the middle. They sit on a blanket atop a layer of snow.*

Mr. Paradox: We are not at a loss for things to do this promo…

Dr. Thrilla

Dr. Thrilla: *reflective metal clanging*

Cecil: The doctor says, “Ommmmmm…”

*They lift their hands over their heads as rain pours down.*

Mr. Paradox: We will crush the Snapmare Kid like an insect…

Dr. Thrilla: *reflective metal clanging*

Cecil: The doctor says, “Ommmmmm…”

*Their hands reach in front of them as they sit on hardened ground, the sun shining down.*

Mr. Paradox: We will continue to do promos even with our bitchy connection…

Dr. Thrilla: *reflective metal clanging*

Cecil: The doctor says, “Ommmmmm…”

*They stand, ankle-deep in mud.*

Mr. Paradox: Spring in Minnesota is weird.

Dr. Thrilla: *reflective metal clanging*

Cecil: No need to do that anymore, doctor.

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