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Jigsaw

February 28th, 2008

Kevin the Pyromaniac

[Kevin is seen finishing a blue vase jigsaw puzzle. There is also a box with a glass of water on a cloth and a scuffed older box with a boat. There is a newspaper nearby as Kevin tries to become craftier for his matches. He scratches his hair and puts on a woolly hat before staring up at the lightbulb.]

Kevin: I broke my record! This crafty screw job stuff is a lot easier than that hardcore nonsense.

[Kevin falls backwards in his chair, knocking the jigsaw and breaking it back into pieces on top of him.]

Referee: 1, 2, 3!

Kevin: God damnit!

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