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Drop Da Mic.

February 22nd, 2008

XFactor Pete Trable

Pete: Yo, yo, YO… Lemme speak on this.

“Doctah Thrilla, he vanilla, he be borin’ like a crack-ah’,
I’ll cut him intah ribbons, zap that bitch wit’ my bug zapp-ah’.
I’ll slice him and I’ll dice him, then I’ll slice him some more,
Show that bitch my right and left hand, then I’ll show him the floor.
He be chompin’ wit’ that trap, but when the suckah meets the Fact-ah’?
I’ll rip that trap right out his mouth and chomp his foo’ head off like a rapt-ah’.
He wanna fuck wit’ my ignition, he be failin’ fah sho’.
I’m a man on a mission, I’ll pimp-slap that Thrilla like he my ho.
I’ll go crazy on that bitch like Britney Spears did to her hair,
I’ll sell that motha’-crunk-ah like he some kinda time share.
And when the Fact-ah’s done and through, with nuttin’ left for him tah do?
I’ll STILL go wild on his punk ass like some chimpanzees in a zoo.
And then I’ll take his ass-hat buddy, Pair-a-dix or whatev-ah’ be his name,
I’ll fuck his whole game, it’s a Low, Down, Dirty Shame.
I’ll treat him like a step-kid, kick his ass into the basement,
Make him beg fah mercy, but ain’t a damn bit gonna be sent.
Make him wish he’d stayed at home, ‘stead ah steppin’ in dat ring.
I’ll leave Thrilla on a walker, leave Pair-a-dix up in a sling.
And when they asses laid out in a hospital bed, and all is said and done?
The only words they’ll hear is – ”

~ What about me… What about PIGEON?! ~

Pete: Word to yo’ gram-gram.

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  1. February 22nd, 2008 at 12:38 | #1

    *Dr. Thrilla steps out, dressed in full Thrilla Life garb and carrying a microphone. He flashes a gang sign.*

    Dr. Thrilla: *rhythmic metal clanging*
    *rhythmic metal clanging*
    *rhythmic metal clanging*
    *rhythmic metal clanging*
    *rhythmic metal clanging*
    *rhythmic metal clanging*
    *rhythmic metal clanging*
    *rhythmic metal clanging*

    *He flashes a few more gang signs, letting out an incoherent yell.*

    Dr. Thrilla: *rhythmic metal clanging*
    *rhythmic metal clanging*
    *rhythmic metal clanging*
    *rhythmic metal clanging*
    *rhythmic metal clanging*
    *rhythmic metal clanging*
    *rhythmic metal clanging*

    *Flashing a peace sign, he walks away.*

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