More adventures through drug land!!!!!
January 2nd, 2008
Kevin: My skull is spinning!
[Kevin stumbles into a room, his eyes meandering from left to right. When he reaches the darkest point he lights a match.]
Kevin: Hell, I can’t see anything.
[He looks down and sees a Winnie The Pooh shaking toy and a half empty packet of pop rox. Kevin pulls a microscope out of his pants pocket and sets it to x 1000. The candy appears to spin intensely in the puddle of drool. Nearby there is a hole in the floor, and Kevin being Kevin automatically sticks his head inside.]
Kevin: Wow, I’ve found the treasure!
[The treasure just turns out to be a pair of rocket powered roller skates... but all the same Kevin gets a tingling feeling deep down in his stomach.]