I Lost On Jeopardy…baby….oooh
[Scene opens in Alex Trebek's hospital room. It's nighttime, and there is only the dull glow of a fluorescent light.]
*Beep….beep…beep…beep…*
[That beeping sound is Alex's heartbeat. Not too bad for a guy who had a mild heart attack. In the corner of the room opposite the bed, a pair of bony fingers are seen wrapped around a copy of the LA Times. The paper lowers a tad to reveal the familiar skull of none other than the BOB ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS, Death. He's seated in a chair with his bony legs crossed. Death flips a page, making a crinkly noise.]
*Beep…beep….beep…beep….*
[Death continues to finger through the newspaper, listening to the beeping heart monitor.]
*Beep…………beep……………..*
[Death lowers the newspaper and sits forward, expectantly.]
*Beep….beep….beep….beep*
[Death slouches a bit, perhaps in disappointment, and returns to his newspaper.]
Death: *Sigh*
*Beep….beep….beep….beep*
[Death pulls out an mp3 player and a pair of earphones, ready to crank up some tunes. It's almost MegaBrawl, no doubt Death is thinking, since I'm omniscient. So...how about some Megadeth? What to listen to? "Killing Is My Business...And Business Is Good"? "Wake Up Dead"? "Kill The King"? "Die Dead Enough"?]
Death: Oh, yes! Score!
*Beep….beep….beep….beep*
Death: (Singing) One, two, princes kneel before you, thats what I said, now…Princes, princes who adore you…just go ahead, now. One has diamonds in his pockets…that sounds great, now. This one, said he wants to buy you lockets…ain’t in his head, now…
*Beep….beep….beep….beep*
[Fade to black.]