Vincent, V.P.
[A 4x6 photograph of Pigeon comes on the screen.]
“Pigeon”: What about me? What about ECK, ECK, ECK!
[A 4x6 photograph of Michelle bounces on screen.]
“Michelle”: What’s the matter, Pigeon? What about what? No! No!
[Fade to brief opening credits featuring a picture of a skull.]
Caption: VINCENT, V.P.
Caption: Starring Trey Vincent. And Misty Waters.
[And that's all the credits we could afford. Cut to a bed in Trey Vincent's apartment. The picture of Pigeon is laying in the bed. Trey Vincent limps into the shot with his skull cane. Misty Waters is standing at bedside in a white lab coat.]
TV: I only hired you because you’re hot.
MW: Damn you, Vincent! Do me right here on the patient!
“Michelle”: Help my sex slave!
TV: Who said that? Wow, you’re flat. I seriously used to have sex with you? What did I grab onto?
[He pulls out a bottle of "pills" and downs a whole bunch.
"Pigeon": ECK! ECK! ECK!
TV: Mmmphh mphhh mpffff.
MW: Vincent, you're spitting Vicadins everywhere!
TV: Mmph foo!
MW: The patient came in saying nothing but "ECK!"
TV: ECK? Boring. That's an easy diagnosis.
"Michelle": Save him! Please! I loverz him!
TV: Loverz?
MW: Sorry.
TV: *Ahem* Our boy here has Choke-Again Disease.
MW: Choke-Again?
TV: Exactly. That's why he can't say anything but "ECK." His chronic disease must have sprung up once he realized he has to face myself and Misty Waters in a mixed tag team match at MEGABRAWL.
MW: MEGABRAWL?
TV: December 15. Usually, he only chokes during matches. This is a severe flare-up.
MW: Mmm. What can we do?
"Michelle": Yes. What can we do?
TV: I first became aware of his illness when I saw him sports entertaining with Sir Zeno. When you can't defeat Zeno, or at least run him out of the promotion you're running due to inactivity, that's a sure sign you're a choker. Pigeon, buddy, I'm afraid there's no way to avoid jobbing to me and Misty.
Pigeon: ECK! ECK! ECK!
TV: I'm sorry.
[Cut to Flatline.]
Flatline: Uhhhh….beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?