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I’m ready!

March 14th, 2007
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Dr. Silaconne M. Plants

[Dr. Silaconne M. Plants is back in his office, oddly dressed like Lance Armstrong. Nurse Heidi walks in…]

NH: Okay, I’m not even going to ASK what you’re doing…

SMP: [shrugs] What?

Nurse Heidi

NH: That outfit, you look ridiculous. Did you sign up for the Tour de Cramps? When’s the last time you rode a bike?

SMP: I don’t know, but I need to get my wind up. I need to build my legs up… this Moving Bus Match with douja is the biggest thing this promotion has seen in YEARS. I don’t want to be blown up three minutes in.

NH: A little late to train, don’t you think?

SMP: No. And besides, I’m already in douja’s head. He already KNOWS I’m better than he is. In fact, he left me a voice mail just the other day telling me how I’ve be killing him all these years.

NH: Do you have some nice beach front property in Afghanistan you want to sell me too?

SMP: Oooooooh, a NON believer, huh? Well, listen to this…

*Heidi puts her ear up to SMP’s phone*

NH: What? “Light years ahead of him”? I don’t believe this, and that sounds like Necro Phil to me…

SMP: It’s douja!

NH: It’s Phil, isn’t it?

SMP: NO! It’s douja!

NH: No it’s not, it’s Phil.

SMP: Look , when I wink like this. 😉
It’s means play along with what I’m talking about, okay?
😉

NH: It’s Phil, though. Right?

SMP: 😉

NH: Doctor Plants?

SMP: 😉

NH: Are you going to answer me or just stand there looking stupid?

SMP: 😉

NH: Okay, you’re really starting to creep me out now.

SMP: The 😉 !, Do you not see the 😉 ‘s?

NH: Ummm, do I not see the whats?

SMP: DAMMIT, MAN!

[He composes himself.]

SMP: Despite my script boy’s best efforts to make me look inferior by spelling “putty” and “industries” wrong, douja knows he can’t defeat me. He even admits it.

NH: I think you’ve reached that whole “Terry Funk middle-aged and crazy” part of your career… I think you may have even become certified insane.

SMP: Make light of it if you wish. I know the truth. And the TRUTH, shall set me FREE!

NH: Whatever. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I do know one thing that IS true.

SMP: Really now? What’s that?

NH: You in biker shorts is not very flattering.

SMP: :-[

NH: BWAAA HAAA HAAA!

SMP: What?!

NH: I saw [u]THAT[/u] one! ;D
Maybe I should go for this one – 😎

SMP: Oh really? Maybe this one – 😮

NH: More like- :-/

SMP: >:(

NH: :-*

SMP: 😀

NH: Awwwwww.

SMP: douja! At Living in Sin! I’m Coming to Win! And when I’m finished with you, all your fans… BOTH of them, will have nothing left to do but this! :'(

NH: ::)

SMP: That’s not funny…

NH: 🙂

SMP: Any smillies left?

NH: Not many. 😛

SMP: :-X

NH: Come again?

SMP: :-X

NH: What?

SMP: :-X

NH; I can’t hear you, Doc.

SMP: :-X

NH: Oh well, only one thing left to do… 🙁

[Cut.]

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