Ahh…Anna Nicole
February 15th, 2007
Warning: This Rant is tasteless. You’ve been warned.
[Various news clips of the Anna Nicole Smith situation are played in a montage. We fade away from that crap and cut to somewhere in the Netherworld. Death was breathing mighty heavily as he walked into focus through the blue mist.]
Death: Damn…I should have killed her YEARS ago. Oh man…I haven’t been this raw since Marilyn died…whooo! Her body may be in a fridge, but, DAMN, this chick’s essence is RED HOT!
ANS: Death…I need more…kill me again…and use the scythe again. Oooh baby!
Death: Comin’ baby. I got something else you can choke on this time…
-fin-
Death: Oh crap, totally forgot, Little Man Version 1.0. But I’m sure you’re used to that Little Man. I’m gonna kill you on the next SMC. I’m gonna turn Regeneration X into Decomposition X.
ANS: (Horny) Death??
Death: …Gotta go.