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Ahh…Anna Nicole

February 15th, 2007

Death

Warning: This Rant is tasteless. You’ve been warned.

[Various news clips of the Anna Nicole Smith situation are played in a montage. We fade away from that crap and cut to somewhere in the Netherworld. Death was breathing mighty heavily as he walked into focus through the blue mist.]

Death: Damn…I should have killed her YEARS ago. Oh man…I haven’t been this raw since Marilyn died…whooo! Her body may be in a fridge, but, DAMN, this chick’s essence is RED HOT!

ANS: Death…I need more…kill me again…and use the scythe again. Oooh baby!

Death: Comin’ baby. I got something else you can choke on this time…

-fin-

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