More Channel Surfing
John Leary note: This originally was posted by “A Channel Surfer.” Who was me. Just a fun way to continue hyping Sunday Morning Chloroform…
[A cartoon fellow swallows some nicotine gum and mumbles something before the show fades to black.]
CAPTION: COMING IN FEBRUARY…
[A sexy photo of Kay Fabe flashes on the screen. Then a sexy photo of Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" flashes on the screen. Then a sexy photo of Nurse Heidi flashes on the screen. Then a sexy photo of Candy Cantaloupes flashes on the screen. Then a sexy photo of Jeannie flashes on the screen. Then a sexy photo of Christina Aguilera flashes on the screen. Then a sexy photo of Brooke Burke flashes on the screen. Then a sexy photo of Jenna Jameson flashes on the screen.]
BigBOSS’s voice: Hold it, hold it! Who is running this slideshow? We’re supposed to be showing picture of BOB’s sexiest women. Christina Aguilera and Jenna Jameson are not in BOB.
[Cut to a cramped television studio.]
Scotty Whatbody: You told me to fill 30 seconds, BOSS. Have you seen Massive Man in a thong? Not a pretty sight…Hey, I forgot this hot BOB chick!
[A photo of Michelle Gellar flashes on the screen.]
BigBOSS: Scotty! She’s only 16!
SW: You mean her hooters are gonna get bigger? Woohoo!
BOB. Are you ready to rumble?
February 2004.
Look out, WWE!