Channel Surfing
John Leary note: This originally was posted by “A Channel Surfer.” Who was me. Just a fun way to start hyping Sunday Morning Chloroform…
[Several random channels flip by before pausing on "South Park."]
Evil Woman: (Singing) There’s got to be a morning after…
Chef: (Singing) If we can hold on to the night…
[A shot of the horrified faces of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman.]
Chef: (Singing) We have a chance to find the sunshine…
[Fade to black.]
BigBOSSes voice: In 20004…no, make that 2003…I mean 2004! Gah! Can we re-edit that bit?
Voice: Sure.
BigBOSS: In 2003…DAMNIT!
Voice: Are you alright?
BigBOSS: I’m FINE! I just can’t type. My script is a mess.
Voice: What happened to it?
BigBOSS: Same old story. I’m just typing away and my wife just keeps nagging me. Women…
Voice: Yep. What’s that have to do with the script.
BigBOSS: Nothing, really. Say, are you going to finish that doughnut?
Voice: Umm…yes?
BigBOSS: You sound a bit unsure.
Voice: Do I?
BigBOSS: Yes. You do.
Voice: Why don’t you just explain what BOB is for all the viewers.
BigBOSS: Boobs.
Voice: BOB is Boobs?
BigBOSS: Say, that’s a good name for our new B-show!
Voice: B-show?
BigBOSS: You know, like Smackdown is Raw’s B-show.
Voice: I don’t think we’re supposed to mention the WWE.
BigBOSS: Nobody else is mentioning ‘em much these days either my friend. BOB is sweeping the nation! Next? The world! I hear we’ve got a strong showing in New Zealand already.
Voice: What about wrestling?
BigBOSS: What about it?
Voice: Well, the viewers are going to want to know a new wrestling program will be airing on Comedy Central.
BigBOSS: Sure, at 3 a.m. And there are no rules then, baby! Probably because everyone is asleep, or in an alcoholic coma.
Coma: Poink!
BOB. Are you ready to rumble?
February 2004.
Look out, WWE!