suspended…
~~~Scene opens with Steve Studnuts, dressed in black slacks, an acetate stretch shirt (gray), with an unbuttoned sport coat on over it. He’s sitting in a wooden chair in a darkened room, spotlighted with a single bulbed area lamp that’s hanging just over him. A corporate type grills him (but not literally)~~~
Voice: Thank you for coming in today on such short notice, I’m sure you know why you’re here, right Mr. Studnuts.
Studs: Yep.
Voice: Now you know we can’t have you bashing your co-workers on a personal level as you did with your little bio dissecting of a Mr. MMR1 and a Mr. J.C. Long, correct?
Studs: If you say so, jerkweed…
Voice: I’m sure you don’t understand the importance of this violation, Mr. Studnuts. You broke into a password protected forum and copied their bios, then posted childish quips where you thought it would be funny, right? However, Mr. Studnuts, and I do use ‘Mister’ loosely, for you are not a man but a coward to do such a dastardly act, what you did was not funny and very damaging to their characters. I’m ashamed of you. You should be suspended from this promotion, without pay, indefinitely for what you did.
Studs: Did you say “without pay”? Dude, that’s the same as fuckin’ workin’ here. The only difference is that I don’t get to beat anybody up…
Voice: SILENCE! You will speak when spoken to and will not elaborate on your own free will!
Studs: ….
Voice: Now then, I will let you continue to participate in this federation as long as you apologize to those you have offended, and be sincere about it, and promise that you’ll never do such a thing again. Okay?
Studs: …
Voice: Well?
Studs: …
Voice: You have nothing to say?
Studs: Yes.
Voice: Okay, speak freely.
Studs: Stacy Keibler’s Armageddon cartwheel.
Voice: Excuse me?
Studs: Picture of Stacy’s pussy while doing a cartwheel. WWE. Armageddon.
Voice: I know what you’re doing and it’s not humorous in the least bit. Are you going to apologize or not?
Studs: Pussy, Keibler, WWE. Snatch. Armageddon.
Voice: You have absolutely no remorse, do you?
Studs: Terri Runnels’ giant, marble-like nipples.
Voice: Okay, that’s it! Cut tape….
Studs: Gail Kim naked. WWE naked bitches.
Voice: I SAID CUT TAPE!