Here we go again, JC laying it out for Pete
(Camera comes on, The Master for Joshitude and his Double MFer J.C. Long. At and Cleveland Indians baseball game.)
MMR1: You know what’s wrong with Terry Mulholland?
JC: He’s 47 and has no juice left.
MMR1: He’s not in touch with his inner Joshitude.
(Crack.)
Baseball Announcer : Oh my that was a Dinger.
MMR1: See, I would have struck that guy out. I bet you didn’t know that Massive Man Rendition First…
(throws up the MMR1 hand sign.)
MMR1: Was a championship baseball player.
JC: No I didn’t. Who’d you play for?
MMR1: Lucart Heating and Cooling.
JC: Who? I’ve never heard of them.
MMR1: It was my little league team.
JC: Little League!
MMR1: Yes Little League, but that’s not the point. The point is because I Massive Man Rendition First…
(Throws up the MMR1 hand sign.)
MMR1:…Passed out the Joshitude, we came through with flying colors.
(Crack)
Baseball Announcer: Wow that is exactly the way we want to see this team hitting.
JC: Damn it’s the 9 inning and The Devil Rays just tied it up.
MMR1: Yeah looks like, because Mulholland has not Joshitude we have to sit through extra innings.
Baseball Announcer: This just in, appartently in other news Massive Man Renditon First has been called out by freestyle rap sensation Pete the Xfactor Trable.
MMR1: What the hell is this…now that I am a huge Superstar in BOB’s.
JC: Did he say freestyle rap sensation?
MMR1: Yes I believe he did.
JC: That Punk is trying to move in on my gimmick.
MMR1: If memory serves you are both taking a bite out of John Cena’s gimmick.
JC: Oh sorry mister “Joshitude”
MMR1: Don’t take that tone with me.
(SMACK! a shinny silver piece of paper nails MMR1 in the side of his head)
MMR1: What the hell was that.
(MMR1 looks down and sees it’s a hot dog.)
MMR1: What the hell!
(MMR1 sees Slider the Indian’s mascot throwing them. MMR1 jumps out of his seat and begins chasing after Slider. At the same time JC runs up to the Announcers booth, and he jumps on the mic.)
JC: Xfactor, you think you’re quick on your feet
But instead of rhymin’ all ya do is just re-pete
Then you sit aroun and beat your meat
So listen to the man who’s got the throngs
Because he’s down with the thong
The next Hardcore Champ is JC Long
If you think you’re the best at the rap game
I will put you and your fools to shame
I’m so confident, I’ll bet my name
So at the next pay-per-view its on
I will win and you’ll be gone
Because I am the long one
So grip the mic and we will rock
And I will give your mom a shock
When she gets a look at my big fat….
(Security finds him and pulls the mic away at the same time the crowd screams. MMR1 has caught up with Slider and has thrown him on the ground.)
MMR1: Take it, how do you like that Billy Polar. Yeah try to screw me out of a match now.
(Indian’s security comes down and grabs MMR1 off Slider, MMR1 continues to kick and shout at Slider)
MMR1: Next time Polar I will unload a world of Joshitude on you…you will pay some day you just may …
(A security guy pokes MMR1 in the side.)
MMR1: HEY!
(Security take MMR1 and JC and throw them out of the stadium …fade to black)