MMR1
[Pete Trable is back in his crib, wearing the same shit he had on yesterday. Or it could be the same day, tape delayed to today to make you think either a) He doesn’t change clothes. Or b) He shot both segments yesterday and didn’t want to overwhelm the viewer. Or c) All of the above]
Pete- “Yo, Massive Man— I didn’t diss you yesterday for a reason—
Don’t feel bad, dogg— it’s just that August 13th is officially DUCK SEASON!
Now, don’t you think I just called you a duck—
The letters “u-m-b-f” after the “d” was silent, I really meant DUMB FUCK!
Don’t think I forgot you, Massive Man of the First Rendition—
I felt like you ain’t as good as the others to deserve the original rap MENTION!
Until now, that is— I’m calling you out Passive Man—
Beat your ass like I own you, rip off your lid like you a CAN!
Then I’ll scrape out the potted meat, and spread you on a cracker—
Feed you to your buddy, that pansy ass Bitch SMACKER!
There ain’t NO WAY you can beat me, The X-FACTOR—
Your ass a Tonka Truck—- I’m a JOHN DEERE TRACTOR!
I’m mean really, yo— you no challenge, I got a body like Smackdown’s Stromboli—
You look like your parents was CHEESE AND MACARONI!
I got skills on skills, and more rhymes than Phillis Diller —
You got to waste at least two people to be labeled a SERIAL KILLER!
And that’s what I am, punkass— and I murdered with a smirk—
I’ve beat more dickheads than a CIRCLE JERK!
So let’s see what you got, don’t look like much from where I’m standin’—
I could beat you in seconds, without prior match PLANNIN’!
I could play it by ear, and still whoop your ass—
I could make you my house bitch, make you take out my TRASH!
And if your girl is longin’ to bust a nut, call me ‘cause I KNOW I’m able—
I’ve broke more hymens than the Dudley’s have TABLES!
That’s right, yo— I’m better and there ain’t nothing you can do—
Like Milli Vanilla says—- “GIRL, YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE!”
(thumps chest)
I’m AUDI, YO!
Give me an answer, and don’t be late—
Or I’ll just kick your ass harder—- ummmm, CAUSE I’M GREAT!
Yeeeeeeah, boy.”
[Pete then skips out of view, after flashing some tired looking gang signs and scowling at the camera]