(In an empty arena…did I say empty…I meant capacity filled, the big screen over the ramp goes blank (i think its called the BOBtron),then flashes with a bright white light, then goes blank again, then flashes, then blank, flashes, blank,flashes again, COULD SOME ONE FIX THAT PLEASE IT IS REALLY THROWING ME OFF! JESUS!, anyway, Willa Fords “I wanna be bad” fills the arena (Thank God something is.) and out walks the innovater or the “homosexual” cut down. MASSIVE MAN RENDITION FIRST ,and JC Long. They enter to very little heel heat (which is impressive given the size of the crowd)they enter the ring where Dennis is awaiting for an interview.)
(Rendition First grabs the mic, form Dennis.)
MMR1: First off I would like to take this moment to explain to you what the Detached Narrator meant by “homosexual” cut down. He did not mean that I am homosexual…
(Yes I did.)
MMR1: No he didn’t
(Yes I did)
MMR1: NO HE DIDN’T!
(YEA I DID!)
MMR1: Keep it up Narrator and you won’t be invited over to my house to play playstation 2 any more.
(Ohhh big loss..)
MMR1: And I just bought BMXXX…
(I apologize, your right I didn’t mean it.)
MMR1: As I was saying it just means that I come up with the greatest “gay” cracks.
(Dennis begins to giggle.)
Dennis: That’s what I hear about you.
Dennis: You always CUM up the greatest cracks.
MMR1: Dude grow up, thats not even what I said… Get some Joshitude…for real man! Yet again as I was saying…It means like when I say stuff like…Man Totally Face is sooo Gay! Or man I bet you Billy Polar really took all that time off not to recoup from a major injury but because he was having a lot of but sex with his cabana boy…
(JC Long and MMR1 high five and at that time Dennis grabs the mic back.)
Dennis: Well, that was immature.
MMR1: Whatever, you’re just jealous cause JC and I have the market cornered on Joshitude.
Dennis: How well you know me. Nevertheless you called me out here for a reason, so if you don’t mind telling me what it is…
MMR1: Well Denny JC Long has something he’d like to first.
JC: Thanks Rendition First, now first off. Massive Man here has told me that Not only am I the first Joshitude follower but I am by far the best so he has given me permission to have followers of my own. So I’d just like to give anyone out there an open call to become the first ever LONGJOHN follower, but be prepared to have to pass a few tests. Now Second I have for the last couple months have been waiting for a reply to my challenge. And now I am sick of waiting…AYOOYFM title I am calling you out for the last time! I want my title shot and if you are to scared to defend it then I’m just gonna have to take it.
Dennis: Are you for real? Did I just hear you correctly? You are calling out the Hardcore title.
JC: You’re damn right I am, its been along time coming but that belt is finally gonna get whats coming to him.
Dennis: Right, anything you’d like to say MMR1.
MMR1: Sure is!
(MMR1 grabs the mic for the second time.)
MMR1: Polar, you cheated me out of my first really OWTTM title shot then you left the business and I haven’t forgoten that! Now you’re back and complaining about not having a belt, well guess what? I got one…although I’m not entirly sure what it is called, but it does keep my coffee table from wobbling…
Dennis: I believe you are refering to the UP YO’ ASS SUCKA CHAMPIONSHIP.
MMR1: Yeah, whatever, anyway I am more than willing to put my prized title belt up against you. With on stipulation if I win I will once again get a OWTTM title shot…
Dennis: You are aware that the OWTTM is held my Hardcore JJ.
MMR1: You’re damn right I am frenchy. First I will take out Harvard boy , then I plan on taking down that little Bitch JJ for all those freakin’ JJ drops. You’ wouldn’t think but those things really hurt. Anyway what do you say Billy Boy, you wanna go one on one with the Rendition one…
Dennis: I think you mean first..
MMR1: First what??
Dennis: You said one, when you meant to say first.
MMR1: Dennis get out of my face before the man with the 20 gallon tub of Joshitude gets mad.
(JC holds up a 20 gallon tub with Joshitude written on it.)
MMR1: So to whom it may concern book the match cause Rendition first told ya too.
(JC and MMR1 begin to walk back up the ramp…when the bobtron goes blank, then flashes with a bright white light, then goes blank again, then flashes, then blank, flashes, blank,flashes again, As God as my witness someone has to fix that or I will go on a killing spree…excuse me….black out!)