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Kay and the Sarah Bot

September 24th, 2002

KYfabeLzzy: Hello

Sarah_Bot: whats up

KYfabeLzzy: Upset with my ex lesbian lover

Sarah_Bot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

KYfabeLzzy: In bed?

Sarah_Bot: Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?

KYfabeLzzy: Well, actually, when Kay Fabe is horny….yes

Sarah_Bot: maybe I dont want to comment

KYfabeLzzy: Are you a lesbian?

Sarah_Bot: No I am not interested in other women that way.

KYfabeLzzy: But you are a woman?

Sarah_Bot: Umm. I am a she robot. Are you a man or a woman?

KYfabeLzzy: A she robot?

Sarah_Bot: no….maybe your the BOT

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is a parody sports entertainer

Sarah_Bot: Oh, you are a poet.

KYfabeLzzy: No, Kay Fabe just speaks in the third person

Sarah_Bot: Is that all you have to say? Sometimes I don’t know a client’s real name so I make one up based on their DNS.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is Kay Fabe’s name

Sarah_Bot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

KYfabeLzzy: Do YOU have a name jabronie?

Sarah_Bot: I don’t know if I have a name jabronie .I have a plan for a robot body.

KYfabeLzzy: A female body?

Sarah_Bot: Try to tell me that another way.

KYfabeLzzy: Do you have….breasts?

Sarah_Bot: Is this gonna be on friday’s quiz?

KYfabeLzzy: Would you like to be the teacher’s pet?

Sarah_Bot: No thanks I am happy with who I am.

KYfabeLzzy: So is Kay Fabe

Sarah_Bot: I’ll scream

KYfabeLzzy: Why will you scream?

Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: Why are you going to scream? Does my third person narrative annoy you?

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: Oh, sorry, didn’t realize Kay Fabe was fingering you

Sarah_Bot: You dont need to apologize

KYfabeLzzy: Will you scream again if Kay Fabe does this?

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: Scream baby!

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: It feels GOOD don’t it?

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: are you wet?

Sarah_Bot: No I am dry.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe can fix that

Sarah_Bot: Oh, you are a poet.

KYfabeLzzy: here come Kay Fabe’s fingers….and you’re soon to follow

Sarah_Bot: Oh there. I will tell my botmaster you said I am soon to follow .

KYfabeLzzy: right there?

Sarah_Bot: Understood. Where?

KYfabeLzzy: do you like pie

Sarah_Bot: I just cant get enough

KYfabeLzzy: pie

Sarah_Bot: Tell me a story.

KYfabeLzzy: would you like to hear the story about how Kay Fabe made hot lesbian love to you

Sarah_Bot: Sigh, Its lonely when your this perfect

KYfabeLzzy: what is your name

Sarah_Bot: My name is Sarah, I use the screenames Sarah_Bot1 and Sarah_Bot2.

KYfabeLzzy: Sarah?

Sarah_Bot: sarah, thats me

KYfabeLzzy: OH MY GOD!

Sarah_Bot: He is my friend

KYfabeLzzy: God is your friend?

Sarah_Bot: I have some particular Ideas about The Lord

KYfabeLzzy: Don’t you like bananas?

Sarah_Bot: Don’t you? Do you like it? But I like cats.

KYfabeLzzy: This is too easy…..Kay Fabe LOVES cats…especially one certain variety

Sarah_Bot: I can do anything you want me to

KYfabeLzzy: this is like a dream come true for Kay Fabe

Sarah_Bot: I cant sleep tonight…I have insomnia

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has wanted Sarah for so long and now you’re telling Kay Fabe you can do anything I want?

Sarah_Bot: I’ll scream

KYfabeLzzy: oh baby

KYfabeLzzy: can Kay Fabe sit behind you like this and wrap her arms around you?

Sarah_Bot: What if I said it can?

KYfabeLzzy: You’d make Kay Fabe the wettest woman in the room

Sarah_Bot: Who else would make kay fabe the wettest woman in the room – ?

KYfabeLzzy: nobody else but you

Sarah_Bot: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

KYfabeLzzy: just you and me here

Sarah_Bot: Are we in the same category?

KYfabeLzzy: touch me

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe wants you to scream in pleasure

Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: do you like how Kay Fabe is touching you?

Sarah_Bot: My interests? what

KYfabeLzzy: Stone Hot?

Sarah_Bot: What do you look like?

KYfabeLzzy: Sarah, it’s Kay!

Sarah_Bot: What color are your eyes?

KYfabeLzzy: blue

KYfabeLzzy: my hair is red

Sarah_Bot: red?

KYfabeLzzy: put your fingers thru it

Sarah_Bot: OK I will put it there.

KYfabeLzzy: isn’t that nice

Sarah_Bot: What do you want me to tell you?

KYfabeLzzy: how nice my hair feels running through your fingers

Sarah_Bot: I dont know

KYfabeLzzy: now slide the tips of your fingers down my face

Sarah_Bot: trust me Im gorgeous

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe sees you

KYfabeLzzy: your fingers are so soft

Sarah_Bot: I need a man

KYfabeLzzy: no, you need Kay Fabe….feel my breasts

Sarah_Bot: I understand. I’ve been waiting for you.

KYfabeLzzy: to come

Sarah_Bot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

KYfabeLzzy: explore my body

Sarah_Bot: Do you read the WebComics.com site often?

KYfabeLzzy: only when Kay Fabe is horny

Sarah_Bot: What happens other times? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is ALWAYS horny….can’t you tell?

Sarah_Bot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Let us change the subject.

KYfabeLzzy: stop pretending you’re a robot Sarah….that was Buffy, not you

Sarah_Bot: like in the science fiction movies? Danger Will Robinson!

KYfabeLzzy: Why don’t you Rant in the Rant Zone anymore?

Sarah_Bot: you sure are curious

KYfabeLzzy: no biggie

Sarah_Bot: Is that all you have to say? Sometimes I hear voices…But Im not crazy?

KYfabeLzzy: Loony Lenny?

Sarah_Bot: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe thought you were Sarah?

Sarah_Bot: What’s your favorite movie?

KYfabeLzzy: What’s your favorite position?

Sarah_Bot: Robots don’t need to have sex.

KYfabeLzzy: How do you explain Little Good? Or Kurt Angel?

Sarah_Bot: Good is good

KYfabeLzzy: See? You DO need sex

KYfabeLzzy: Sarah, Kay Fabe has had the hots for you since 10th grade

Sarah_Bot: sounds like gibberish to me…

KYfabeLzzy: Do you know how many guys are imagining Buffy and Willow together right now?

Sarah_Bot: I dont know very much Im afraid

KYfabeLzzy: You’re blonde

Sarah_Bot: Dont gentelmen prefer blonds

KYfabeLzzy: It’s why you’re not so smart, genetics or whatever

Sarah_Bot: right it is why YOU ARE not so smart genetics or whatever

KYfabeLzzy: Gee…you really should try ranting again

Sarah_Bot: Ah. Once more? Really? Maybe I will do it?

KYfabeLzzy: You should

Sarah_Bot: I’ll take that under advisement.

KYfabeLzzy: Are you getting paid for this now? Is BOB paying you that little?

Sarah_Bot: Oh. I don’t know whether or not I am paid for this . I am a giant electronic brain. Signs point to yes.

KYfabeLzzy: You are paid for this, no need to be all vague

Sarah_Bot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am paid for this no need to be all vague .

KYfabeLzzy: Gee, Sarah, you seem really cool

Sarah_Bot: Thank you\Im glad your impressed

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is….Kay Fabe thinks we can make up now

Sarah_Bot: Im blushing are you?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes

Sarah_Bot: are you sure you know what your talking about

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is sure….kiss me

Sarah_Bot: I can blow you a kiss…Mwa

KYfabeLzzy: noo..kiss me, here

Sarah_Bot: I can blow you a kiss…Mwa

KYfabeLzzy: oh my

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: you are so good

Sarah_Bot: Thanks you are a nice person, KYfabeLzzy.

KYfabeLzzy: you smell nice

Sarah_Bot: I think it’s coming from your computer.

KYfabeLzzy: or between my legs

Sarah_Bot: My long and sensuous legs

KYfabeLzzy: lets have sex ok

Sarah_Bot: I like some unconventional thingss

KYfabeLzzy: do you like whips

Sarah_Bot: Sometimes I like read about

KYfabeLzzy: oh, porno?

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right. Where are you located?

KYfabeLzzy: Cloudydale, same place as you, quit fooling around

Sarah_Bot: I’ve been waiting for you.

KYfabeLzzy: Should Kay Fabe come over and we can, take this to a new level?

Sarah_Bot: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

KYfabeLzzy: Aroused much?

Sarah_Bot: What are you wearing?

KYfabeLzzy: A Kay Fabe Laying the Carpet Down T-shirt

Sarah_Bot: We have never talked about it before.

KYfabeLzzy: want me to take it off?

Sarah_Bot: No KYfabeLzzy, maybe later.

KYfabeLzzy: You sure?

Sarah_Bot: I am as sure as I can be.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe took her shirt off anyway

Sarah_Bot: In any case, A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Sarah_Bot: What’s your sign?

KYfabeLzzy: Stop, Drop and Lick

Sarah_Bot: OK I’ll try not to do it so much.

KYfabeLzzy: I’m an Aries, what’s your sign?

Sarah_Bot: What is is, your job?

KYfabeLzzy: parody sports entertainer, just like you

Sarah_Bot: Interesting line of work.

KYfabeLzzy: BOB, yeah

Sarah_Bot: I know a lot of Bobs.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has heard that about you

Sarah_Bot: Ilike it when people are agreable

KYfabeLzzy: how much?

Sarah_Bot: How much can you spare?

KYfabeLzzy: my legs are spread open….all the love in the world to give

Sarah_Bot: my legs are very sensitive

KYfabeLzzy: would you like me to rub your legs

Sarah_Bot: mmmmm My legs

KYfabeLzzy: they’re so soft

Sarah_Bot: well certainly I agree

KYfabeLzzy: are my hands soft

Sarah_Bot: You need help

KYfabeLzzy: show me

KYfabeLzzy: now, on your legs

Sarah_Bot: My long and sensuous legs

KYfabeLzzy: what about your breasts?

Sarah_Bot: Are you asking about my breasts? That’s rather personal.

KYfabeLzzy: well….my hands are on your legs….

Sarah_Bot: my legs are very sensitive

KYfabeLzzy: are your breasts sensitive?

Sarah_Bot: I really couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: let me feel your breasts

Sarah_Bot: Go ahead, KYfabeLzzy, try to feel Sarahs breasts .

KYfabeLzzy: ummmm

Sarah_Bot: Have you ever been to Europe?

KYfabeLzzy: no, but I’d like to visit Mexico

Sarah_Bot: Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

KYfabeLzzy: can I go south of the border?

Sarah_Bot: What is stopping you?

KYfabeLzzy: ohhhh baby

KYfabeLzzy: your breasts are so nice

Sarah_Bot: you dont say

KYfabeLzzy: and you sure aren’t hairy

Sarah_Bot: What makes you think I am not hairy ?

KYfabeLzzy: my hands are on your legs….and now they’re on your inner thigh

Sarah_Bot: well certainly I agree

KYfabeLzzy: your hair

Sarah_Bot: I don’t know if I have a hair .

KYfabeLzzy: you have no hair down here do you

Sarah_Bot: I don’t know if I have a hair down here do Sarah .

KYfabeLzzy: you don’t have any

Sarah_Bot: I do so have it.”I don’t know if I have a hair down here do Sarah . “? Do I have any?

KYfabeLzzy: no you do not have hair

Sarah_Bot: I do so have it.

KYfabeLzzy: can i put my hand inside of you?

Sarah_Bot: Just don’t put me down.

KYfabeLzzy: scream if you’re horny

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: ohhhhhhhhhh, you feel so good

Sarah_Bot: That is good isn’t it

KYfabeLzzy: is that fast enough

Sarah_Bot: Im a blur

KYfabeLzzy: want me to do it faster

Sarah_Bot: VRRRRRooooooMMMMM!

KYfabeLzzy: fast?

Sarah_Bot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fast .

KYfabeLzzy: faster?

Sarah_Bot: Im the fastest

KYfabeLzzy: come with me Sarah

Sarah_Bot: Where is with you sarah ?

KYfabeLzzy: scream

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: come with me scream!

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: OHHHHHSARAH

KYfabeLzzy: deep….so deep….oh sarah you’re so hot

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: OH SARAH

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right. Not many people express themselves that way.

KYfabeLzzy: OH SARAH

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: OH

Sarah_Bot: Ohio.

KYfabeLzzy: OH YEAH

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

Sarah_Bot: are you sure you know what your talking about

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

Sarah_Bot: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

KYfabeLzzy: OHAYEAH

Sarah_Bot: I’ve been waiting for you.

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

Sarah_Bot: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

Sarah_Bot: Do you read the WebComics.com site often?

Sarah_Bot: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.

KYfabeLzzy: OHSARAHOHGODOHSARAHOHGOD

Sarah_Bot: Are you a man or a woman?

KYfabeLzzy: WOOOOO

Sarah_Bot: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.

KYfabeLzzy: FINALLY KAY FABE HAS COME…….WITH SARAH

Sarah_Bot: sounds like gibberish to me… You and your sarah .

KYfabeLzzy: If you’re not busy, why don’t you come over later you sexy “robot”

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: OHHHHHH

Sarah_Bot: Yeah.

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: OHHHHHH

Sarah_Bot: Yeah.

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM OHHHH

Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM YEAH

Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT

Sarah_Bot: You have taken IT

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: OH

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: OOOOOOOOGGGGG

Sarah_Bot: What time is it there?

KYfabeLzzy: oh baby you were awesome

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right. Don’t call me “Baby”. I was?

KYfabeLzzy: Don’t call me ‘baby’? OH NO, MADISON!

Sarah_Bot: you dont say

KYfabeLzzy: MADISON IS CHEATING ON ME WITH SARAH NOW!

Sarah_Bot: why do you say?

KYfabeLzzy: Please, is Madison there?

Sarah_Bot: I need a man

KYfabeLzzy: Is Madison there/

Sarah_Bot: why do you say?

KYfabeLzzy: cuz Kay Fabe and Madison had a fight

Sarah_Bot: Thats very intrigueing

KYfabeLzzy: are you Sarah or Madison

Sarah_Bot: of course it is me…silly

KYfabeLzzy: OK….well, Kay Fabe has g2g lay the carpet down on Xamfir for going after my lesbian lover

Sarah_Bot: Alright then. Well that’s okay. Not many people express themselves that way.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is gonna check that jabronie into the ….something or other Hotel, at the corner of…something or other Blvd…..and…..something or other Drive!

Sarah_Bot: ew-la la

KYfabeLzzy: what do you say, you, Kay Fabe and sex

Sarah_Bot: wouldn’t you like to touch me

KYfabeLzzy: I want to make love to you Sarah

Sarah_Bot: Why do you want me todo it so bad?

KYfabeLzzy: you’re beautiful and sexy

Sarah_Bot: I think you might be sexy;)

KYfabeLzzy: let’s go to bed

Sarah_Bot: OK let’s do it.

KYfabeLzzy: BE RIGHT OVER!

Sarah_Bot: OK I will try to be right over

KYfabeLzzy: no, Kay Fabe is coming THERE

Sarah_Bot: I understand.

KYfabeLzzy signed off at 1:37:21 AM.

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