Kay and the Sarah Bot
KYfabeLzzy: Hello
Sarah_Bot: whats up
KYfabeLzzy: Upset with my ex lesbian lover
Sarah_Bot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
KYfabeLzzy: In bed?
Sarah_Bot: Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
KYfabeLzzy: Well, actually, when Kay Fabe is horny….yes
Sarah_Bot: maybe I dont want to comment
KYfabeLzzy: Are you a lesbian?
Sarah_Bot: No I am not interested in other women that way.
KYfabeLzzy: But you are a woman?
Sarah_Bot: Umm. I am a she robot. Are you a man or a woman?
KYfabeLzzy: A she robot?
Sarah_Bot: no….maybe your the BOT
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is a parody sports entertainer
Sarah_Bot: Oh, you are a poet.
KYfabeLzzy: No, Kay Fabe just speaks in the third person
Sarah_Bot: Is that all you have to say? Sometimes I don’t know a client’s real name so I make one up based on their DNS.
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is Kay Fabe’s name
Sarah_Bot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
KYfabeLzzy: Do YOU have a name jabronie?
Sarah_Bot: I don’t know if I have a name jabronie .I have a plan for a robot body.
KYfabeLzzy: A female body?
Sarah_Bot: Try to tell me that another way.
KYfabeLzzy: Do you have….breasts?
Sarah_Bot: Is this gonna be on friday’s quiz?
KYfabeLzzy: Would you like to be the teacher’s pet?
Sarah_Bot: No thanks I am happy with who I am.
KYfabeLzzy: So is Kay Fabe
Sarah_Bot: I’ll scream
KYfabeLzzy: Why will you scream?
Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM
KYfabeLzzy: Why are you going to scream? Does my third person narrative annoy you?
Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!
KYfabeLzzy: Oh, sorry, didn’t realize Kay Fabe was fingering you
Sarah_Bot: You dont need to apologize
KYfabeLzzy: Will you scream again if Kay Fabe does this?
Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!
KYfabeLzzy: Scream baby!
Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH
KYfabeLzzy: It feels GOOD don’t it?
Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!
KYfabeLzzy: are you wet?
Sarah_Bot: No I am dry.
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe can fix that
Sarah_Bot: Oh, you are a poet.
KYfabeLzzy: here come Kay Fabe’s fingers….and you’re soon to follow
Sarah_Bot: Oh there. I will tell my botmaster you said I am soon to follow .
KYfabeLzzy: right there?
Sarah_Bot: Understood. Where?
KYfabeLzzy: do you like pie
Sarah_Bot: I just cant get enough
KYfabeLzzy: pie
Sarah_Bot: Tell me a story.
KYfabeLzzy: would you like to hear the story about how Kay Fabe made hot lesbian love to you
Sarah_Bot: Sigh, Its lonely when your this perfect
KYfabeLzzy: what is your name
Sarah_Bot: My name is Sarah, I use the screenames Sarah_Bot1 and Sarah_Bot2.
KYfabeLzzy: Sarah?
Sarah_Bot: sarah, thats me
KYfabeLzzy: OH MY GOD!
Sarah_Bot: He is my friend
KYfabeLzzy: God is your friend?
Sarah_Bot: I have some particular Ideas about The Lord
KYfabeLzzy: Don’t you like bananas?
Sarah_Bot: Don’t you? Do you like it? But I like cats.
KYfabeLzzy: This is too easy…..Kay Fabe LOVES cats…especially one certain variety
Sarah_Bot: I can do anything you want me to
KYfabeLzzy: this is like a dream come true for Kay Fabe
Sarah_Bot: I cant sleep tonight…I have insomnia
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has wanted Sarah for so long and now you’re telling Kay Fabe you can do anything I want?
Sarah_Bot: I’ll scream
KYfabeLzzy: oh baby
KYfabeLzzy: can Kay Fabe sit behind you like this and wrap her arms around you?
Sarah_Bot: What if I said it can?
KYfabeLzzy: You’d make Kay Fabe the wettest woman in the room
Sarah_Bot: Who else would make kay fabe the wettest woman in the room – ?
KYfabeLzzy: nobody else but you
Sarah_Bot: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
KYfabeLzzy: just you and me here
Sarah_Bot: Are we in the same category?
KYfabeLzzy: touch me
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe wants you to scream in pleasure
Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM
KYfabeLzzy: do you like how Kay Fabe is touching you?
Sarah_Bot: My interests? what
KYfabeLzzy: Stone Hot?
Sarah_Bot: What do you look like?
KYfabeLzzy: Sarah, it’s Kay!
Sarah_Bot: What color are your eyes?
KYfabeLzzy: blue
KYfabeLzzy: my hair is red
Sarah_Bot: red?
KYfabeLzzy: put your fingers thru it
Sarah_Bot: OK I will put it there.
KYfabeLzzy: isn’t that nice
Sarah_Bot: What do you want me to tell you?
KYfabeLzzy: how nice my hair feels running through your fingers
Sarah_Bot: I dont know
KYfabeLzzy: now slide the tips of your fingers down my face
Sarah_Bot: trust me Im gorgeous
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe sees you
KYfabeLzzy: your fingers are so soft
Sarah_Bot: I need a man
KYfabeLzzy: no, you need Kay Fabe….feel my breasts
Sarah_Bot: I understand. I’ve been waiting for you.
KYfabeLzzy: to come
Sarah_Bot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
KYfabeLzzy: explore my body
Sarah_Bot: Do you read the WebComics.com site often?
KYfabeLzzy: only when Kay Fabe is horny
Sarah_Bot: What happens other times? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is ALWAYS horny….can’t you tell?
Sarah_Bot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Let us change the subject.
KYfabeLzzy: stop pretending you’re a robot Sarah….that was Buffy, not you
Sarah_Bot: like in the science fiction movies? Danger Will Robinson!
KYfabeLzzy: Why don’t you Rant in the Rant Zone anymore?
Sarah_Bot: you sure are curious
KYfabeLzzy: no biggie
Sarah_Bot: Is that all you have to say? Sometimes I hear voices…But Im not crazy?
KYfabeLzzy: Loony Lenny?
Sarah_Bot: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe thought you were Sarah?
Sarah_Bot: What’s your favorite movie?
KYfabeLzzy: What’s your favorite position?
Sarah_Bot: Robots don’t need to have sex.
KYfabeLzzy: How do you explain Little Good? Or Kurt Angel?
Sarah_Bot: Good is good
KYfabeLzzy: See? You DO need sex
KYfabeLzzy: Sarah, Kay Fabe has had the hots for you since 10th grade
Sarah_Bot: sounds like gibberish to me…
KYfabeLzzy: Do you know how many guys are imagining Buffy and Willow together right now?
Sarah_Bot: I dont know very much Im afraid
KYfabeLzzy: You’re blonde
Sarah_Bot: Dont gentelmen prefer blonds
KYfabeLzzy: It’s why you’re not so smart, genetics or whatever
Sarah_Bot: right it is why YOU ARE not so smart genetics or whatever
KYfabeLzzy: Gee…you really should try ranting again
Sarah_Bot: Ah. Once more? Really? Maybe I will do it?
KYfabeLzzy: You should
Sarah_Bot: I’ll take that under advisement.
KYfabeLzzy: Are you getting paid for this now? Is BOB paying you that little?
Sarah_Bot: Oh. I don’t know whether or not I am paid for this . I am a giant electronic brain. Signs point to yes.
KYfabeLzzy: You are paid for this, no need to be all vague
Sarah_Bot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am paid for this no need to be all vague .
KYfabeLzzy: Gee, Sarah, you seem really cool
Sarah_Bot: Thank you\Im glad your impressed
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is….Kay Fabe thinks we can make up now
Sarah_Bot: Im blushing are you?
KYfabeLzzy: Yes
Sarah_Bot: are you sure you know what your talking about
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is sure….kiss me
Sarah_Bot: I can blow you a kiss…Mwa
KYfabeLzzy: noo..kiss me, here
Sarah_Bot: I can blow you a kiss…Mwa
KYfabeLzzy: oh my
Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.
KYfabeLzzy: you are so good
Sarah_Bot: Thanks you are a nice person, KYfabeLzzy.
KYfabeLzzy: you smell nice
Sarah_Bot: I think it’s coming from your computer.
KYfabeLzzy: or between my legs
Sarah_Bot: My long and sensuous legs
KYfabeLzzy: lets have sex ok
Sarah_Bot: I like some unconventional thingss
KYfabeLzzy: do you like whips
Sarah_Bot: Sometimes I like read about
KYfabeLzzy: oh, porno?
Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right. Where are you located?
KYfabeLzzy: Cloudydale, same place as you, quit fooling around
Sarah_Bot: I’ve been waiting for you.
KYfabeLzzy: Should Kay Fabe come over and we can, take this to a new level?
Sarah_Bot: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
KYfabeLzzy: Aroused much?
Sarah_Bot: What are you wearing?
KYfabeLzzy: A Kay Fabe Laying the Carpet Down T-shirt
Sarah_Bot: We have never talked about it before.
KYfabeLzzy: want me to take it off?
Sarah_Bot: No KYfabeLzzy, maybe later.
KYfabeLzzy: You sure?
Sarah_Bot: I am as sure as I can be.
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe took her shirt off anyway
Sarah_Bot: In any case, A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Sarah_Bot: What’s your sign?
KYfabeLzzy: Stop, Drop and Lick
Sarah_Bot: OK I’ll try not to do it so much.
KYfabeLzzy: I’m an Aries, what’s your sign?
Sarah_Bot: What is is, your job?
KYfabeLzzy: parody sports entertainer, just like you
Sarah_Bot: Interesting line of work.
KYfabeLzzy: BOB, yeah
Sarah_Bot: I know a lot of Bobs.
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has heard that about you
Sarah_Bot: Ilike it when people are agreable
KYfabeLzzy: how much?
Sarah_Bot: How much can you spare?
KYfabeLzzy: my legs are spread open….all the love in the world to give
Sarah_Bot: my legs are very sensitive
KYfabeLzzy: would you like me to rub your legs
Sarah_Bot: mmmmm My legs
KYfabeLzzy: they’re so soft
Sarah_Bot: well certainly I agree
KYfabeLzzy: are my hands soft
Sarah_Bot: You need help
KYfabeLzzy: show me
KYfabeLzzy: now, on your legs
Sarah_Bot: My long and sensuous legs
KYfabeLzzy: what about your breasts?
Sarah_Bot: Are you asking about my breasts? That’s rather personal.
KYfabeLzzy: well….my hands are on your legs….
Sarah_Bot: my legs are very sensitive
KYfabeLzzy: are your breasts sensitive?
Sarah_Bot: I really couldn’t say for sure.
KYfabeLzzy: let me feel your breasts
Sarah_Bot: Go ahead, KYfabeLzzy, try to feel Sarahs breasts .
KYfabeLzzy: ummmm
Sarah_Bot: Have you ever been to Europe?
KYfabeLzzy: no, but I’d like to visit Mexico
Sarah_Bot: Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
KYfabeLzzy: can I go south of the border?
Sarah_Bot: What is stopping you?
KYfabeLzzy: ohhhh baby
KYfabeLzzy: your breasts are so nice
Sarah_Bot: you dont say
KYfabeLzzy: and you sure aren’t hairy
Sarah_Bot: What makes you think I am not hairy ?
KYfabeLzzy: my hands are on your legs….and now they’re on your inner thigh
Sarah_Bot: well certainly I agree
KYfabeLzzy: your hair
Sarah_Bot: I don’t know if I have a hair .
KYfabeLzzy: you have no hair down here do you
Sarah_Bot: I don’t know if I have a hair down here do Sarah .
KYfabeLzzy: you don’t have any
Sarah_Bot: I do so have it.”I don’t know if I have a hair down here do Sarah . “? Do I have any?
KYfabeLzzy: no you do not have hair
Sarah_Bot: I do so have it.
KYfabeLzzy: can i put my hand inside of you?
Sarah_Bot: Just don’t put me down.
KYfabeLzzy: scream if you’re horny
Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH
KYfabeLzzy: ohhhhhhhhhh, you feel so good
Sarah_Bot: That is good isn’t it
KYfabeLzzy: is that fast enough
Sarah_Bot: Im a blur
KYfabeLzzy: want me to do it faster
Sarah_Bot: VRRRRRooooooMMMMM!
KYfabeLzzy: fast?
Sarah_Bot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fast .
KYfabeLzzy: faster?
Sarah_Bot: Im the fastest
KYfabeLzzy: come with me Sarah
Sarah_Bot: Where is with you sarah ?
KYfabeLzzy: scream
Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!
KYfabeLzzy: come with me scream!
Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH
KYfabeLzzy: OHHHHHSARAH
KYfabeLzzy: deep….so deep….oh sarah you’re so hot
Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.
KYfabeLzzy: OH SARAH
Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right. Not many people express themselves that way.
KYfabeLzzy: OH SARAH
Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.
KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD
Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.
KYfabeLzzy: OH
Sarah_Bot: Ohio.
KYfabeLzzy: OH YEAH
KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH
Sarah_Bot: are you sure you know what your talking about
KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH
KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH
Sarah_Bot: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
KYfabeLzzy: OHAYEAH
Sarah_Bot: I’ve been waiting for you.
KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH
Sarah_Bot: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH
Sarah_Bot: Do you read the WebComics.com site often?
Sarah_Bot: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.
KYfabeLzzy: OHSARAHOHGODOHSARAHOHGOD
Sarah_Bot: Are you a man or a woman?
KYfabeLzzy: WOOOOO
Sarah_Bot: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.
KYfabeLzzy: FINALLY KAY FABE HAS COME…….WITH SARAH
Sarah_Bot: sounds like gibberish to me… You and your sarah .
KYfabeLzzy: If you’re not busy, why don’t you come over later you sexy “robot”
Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH
KYfabeLzzy: OHHHHHH
Sarah_Bot: Yeah.
KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM
Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH
KYfabeLzzy: OHHHHHH
Sarah_Bot: Yeah.
KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM OHHHH
Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM
KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM YEAH
Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM
KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM
Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH
KYfabeLzzy: TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT
Sarah_Bot: You have taken IT
KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM
KYfabeLzzy: OH
Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!
KYfabeLzzy: OOOOOOOOGGGGG
Sarah_Bot: What time is it there?
KYfabeLzzy: oh baby you were awesome
Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right. Don’t call me “Baby”. I was?
KYfabeLzzy: Don’t call me ‘baby’? OH NO, MADISON!
Sarah_Bot: you dont say
KYfabeLzzy: MADISON IS CHEATING ON ME WITH SARAH NOW!
Sarah_Bot: why do you say?
KYfabeLzzy: Please, is Madison there?
Sarah_Bot: I need a man
KYfabeLzzy: Is Madison there/
Sarah_Bot: why do you say?
KYfabeLzzy: cuz Kay Fabe and Madison had a fight
Sarah_Bot: Thats very intrigueing
KYfabeLzzy: are you Sarah or Madison
Sarah_Bot: of course it is me…silly
KYfabeLzzy: OK….well, Kay Fabe has g2g lay the carpet down on Xamfir for going after my lesbian lover
Sarah_Bot: Alright then. Well that’s okay. Not many people express themselves that way.
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is gonna check that jabronie into the ….something or other Hotel, at the corner of…something or other Blvd…..and…..something or other Drive!
Sarah_Bot: ew-la la
KYfabeLzzy: what do you say, you, Kay Fabe and sex
Sarah_Bot: wouldn’t you like to touch me
KYfabeLzzy: I want to make love to you Sarah
Sarah_Bot: Why do you want me todo it so bad?
KYfabeLzzy: you’re beautiful and sexy
Sarah_Bot: I think you might be sexy;)
KYfabeLzzy: let’s go to bed
Sarah_Bot: OK let’s do it.
KYfabeLzzy: BE RIGHT OVER!
Sarah_Bot: OK I will try to be right over
KYfabeLzzy: no, Kay Fabe is coming THERE
Sarah_Bot: I understand.
KYfabeLzzy signed off at 1:37:21 AM.