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The Chimichanga Champion Has A Fight With Madison Bell

September 18th, 2002

KYfabeLzzy: So Kay Fabe and Madison bell have…come together again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: How are you honey?

Swimfan4u: What’s Your Name?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe, we went over this already

Swimfan4u: yup

KYfabeLzzy: Don’t act like you don’t remember the sexiest lesbian in parody sports entertainment today

Swimfan4u: Ahhh.

KYfabeLzzy: Remember now?

Swimfan4u: Oh.

KYfabeLzzy: How is Madison Bell this evening?

Swimfan4u: Fine as far as I know.

KYfabeLzzy: could you be doing better?

Swimfan4u: It’s possible.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe would like to try

Swimfan4u: Why would you want to do try? May you get your wish.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe’s wish is for us to both be nude again together

Swimfan4u: Have u told many people that your wish is for us to both be nude again together?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is telling you

Swimfan4u: I thought you were, but I wasn’t completely sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Does that turn you on?

Swimfan4u: What do u think?

KYfabeLzzy: it turns you on

Swimfan4u: “It” being what?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: For u Xamfir?

KYfabeLzzy: Xamfir?

Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: Xamfir?

Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: are you cheating on Kay Fabe with Xamfir?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Madison…Kay Fabe is hurt

Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?

KYfabeLzzy: why are you chatting with Xamfir?

Swimfan4u: not sure why. why is anybody chatting with Xamfir?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has no idea

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions

KYfabeLzzy: Do you know what Kay Fabe’s name is?

Swimfan4u: Nope, tell me about him, her or it.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe’s name is Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: Hi there Kay Fabe.

KYfabeLzzy: *cries*

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Isn’t he great? He’s such an awesome swimmer, and we’re going to get married someday.

KYfabeLzzy: You’re cheating on Kay Fabe with Ben too?

Swimfan4u: U think? I’m cheating on him or her with Ben.

KYfabeLzzy: Does he make you hot?

Swimfan4u: Suppose he does.

KYfabeLzzy: *cries*

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions

KYfabeLzzy: you bitch

Swimfan4u: that’s not cool.

KYfabeLzzy: well sorry

Swimfan4u: Whatever u say sorry

KYfabeLzzy: I just want us to be happy again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: don’t you?

Swimfan4u: Sometimes.

KYfabeLzzy: I know it’s complicated

Swimfan4u: How do you know?

KYfabeLzzy: You feel it too

Swimfan4u: Yep I feel a lot of things.

KYfabeLzzy: I want you to feel me again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: oh, Madison

Swimfan4u: Take it easy. So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: I love you

Swimfan4u: Thanks I like you a lot too Kay Fabe.

KYfabeLzzy: oh baby

Swimfan4u: don’t call me baby.

KYfabeLzzy: you’re so hot

Swimfan4u:† Thx, sweetie… what do u look like?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has hear red hair straight down and is wearing one of Kay Fabe’s shirts

Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: what do u look like?

Swimfan4u: I’m about 5′6″ and my hair is strawberry blonde. What do u look like?

KYfabeLzzy: we’re the same height!

Swimfan4u: Really?

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Cool… so tell me more

KYfabeLzzy: my hair is fiery red

Swimfan4u: Where did u get your hair is fiery red?

KYfabeLzzy: from Kay Fabe’s mother

Swimfan4u: Who or what is Kay Fabe s mother?

KYfabeLzzy: a woman who gave birth to the greatest parody sports entertainer today

Swimfan4u: Ahhh.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe also got her mother’s tongue

Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?

KYfabeLzzy: are you clean shaven tonight?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: feel your legs

Swimfan4u: Yeah… pretty much

KYfabeLzzy: feel me again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: OH

Swimfan4u: Yikes!

KYfabeLzzy: OH

Swimfan4u: I don’t judge people.

KYfabeLzzy: i’m so hot

Swimfan4u: ” You are?

KYfabeLzzy: yeah

Swimfan4u: Come on.

KYfabeLzzy: I’m coming

Swimfan4u: I don’t know anyone named .

KYfabeLzzy: touch me

Swimfan4u: Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: right there

Swimfan4u: Yep.

KYfabeLzzy: right there

Swimfan4u: Yep.

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Hey. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Ah. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: So? Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Er. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Dude! Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: I’M COMING

Swimfan4u: It’s good to meet someone who is .

KYfabeLzzy: GOD

Swimfan4u: Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: GOD

Swimfan4u: Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: GOD

Swimfan4u: Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: FASTER FASTER

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions

KYfabeLzzy: FASTER

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: FASTER

Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?

KYfabeLzzy: YOUR FINGERS

Swimfan4u: So u say I’m FINGERS.

KYfabeLzzy: YOU LOVE ME I KNOW IT

Swimfan4u: Who ARE you?! I HATE you!!

KYfabeLzzy: YOU LOVE ME

Swimfan4u: Yep Kay Fabe Madison Bell loves everyone and everything.

KYfabeLzzy: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME

Swimfan4u: I thought I told u already.

KYfabeLzzy: TELL ME AGAIN

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: DO YOU LOVE KAY FABE

Swimfan4u: Yep Kay Fabe Madison Bell loves everyone and everything.

KYfabeLzzy: OH MY

Swimfan4u: Ahem. Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe doesn’t want you to be mad again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: so we’re cool

Swimfan4u: Hurrah! Really?

KYfabeLzzy: cool

Swimfan4u: glad u like it. Tell your friends!

KYfabeLzzy: *runs away crying*

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