Lesbian Chat 69 (with a mysterious co-star)
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n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n has entered the room.
KYfabeLzzy: Finally, Kay Fabe, has come back…………to Lesbian Chat 69…..
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Hello?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Is there a lesbian?
KYfabeLzzy: Well hello there
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n:† *waves*
KYfabeLzzy: Do you have any idea who you are talking to?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: A lesbian hopefully!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: *rubs nipples*
KYfabeLzzy: Not JUST ANY lesbian….but the sexiest parody sports entertainer TODAY
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Yeah that’s the spot!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I mean…really!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: a/s/l?
KYfabeLzzy: That’s right jabronie….so do u want to go 1
KYfabeLzzy: on
KYfabeLzzy: 1
KYfabeLzzy: with this LESBIAN
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!….I mean, I guess
KYfabeLzzy: You are….a WOMAN, right?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YES!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: All woman
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Since 19…
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 80 something
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 1980, yeah, 1980
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: All woman since 1980
KYfabeLzzy: Ah, so you’re 21….that’s a nice age
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Not an old man at all
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Yeah, 21
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: That’s right, 21!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Have been since I turned 21
KYfabeLzzy: so you’re birthday must be coming up soon?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: <— lesbian too
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Sure
KYfabeLzzy: would you like to show Kay Fabe…
KYfabeLzzy: you’re BIRTHDAY SUIT?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Well, I usually wear a purple smock
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: With a white hat on my birthday
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: And those funny little whistles
KYfabeLzzy: Whistles?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: What does your birthday suit look like?
KYfabeLzzy: My smooth white skin….
KYfabeLzzy: my tight flat belly….
KYfabeLzzy: my long, silky legs…
KYfabeLzzy: and the smoothest landing strip you’ll ever feel
KYfabeLzzy: Ummmmm
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You were an airport?
KYfabeLzzy: Let your fingers be a 747…
KYfabeLzzy: and COM IN
KYfabeLzzy: for a landing
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: But where would the people sit?
KYfabeLzzy: what in the BLUE HELL are you talking about?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: My finger…if they were a 747 nobody could fly on them.
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where would they sit?
KYfabeLzzy: You sound like some 80-year-old VIRGIN!
KYfabeLzzy: WHO IS THIS?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Um….Paul….line…Pauline, yeah, that’s it. Pauline!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I’m Pauline the Lesbian
KYfabeLzzy: Pauline, huh…
KYfabeLzzy: That’s a nice name
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Thanks
KYfabeLzzy: my name is Kay…remember it…you’ll be SCREAMING it in a few minutes
KYfabeLzzy: you’re looking kinda….HOT, to Kay Fabe, Pauline….
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YOU CAN SEE ME?!?
KYfabeLzzy: oh yeah…I can see you honey
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe can see you
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where are you?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I don’t hear a keyboard in the Vatican cupboard
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is right here baby…why don’t you take your top off and relax
KYfabeLzzy: WHAT?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You’re not in the cupboard
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where are you hiding?
KYfabeLzzy: …
KYfabeLzzy: …
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where else could you be hiding if you could see me?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: UNDER THE BED!
KYfabeLzzy: ???
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Nope, not there
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You said you could see me.
KYfabeLzzy: Can’t you see me?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: And I can’t find where you’re looking at me from
KYfabeLzzy: Picture Kay Fabe in your mind
KYfabeLzzy: touching you
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: OH!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I get it
KYfabeLzzy: slowly caressing your breasts
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: My breasts?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: OH YEAH!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: My breasts
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH BITCH! YEAH!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I’m getting a boner!
KYfabeLzzy: you like it slow baby?
KYfabeLzzy: a WHAT?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I mean nipple fat
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH! NIPPLE FAT!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!
KYfabeLzzy: yeah, your nipples are ERECT
KYfabeLzzy: so BIG
KYfabeLzzy: and HARD
KYfabeLzzy: *licks nipples*
KYfabeLzzy: you like that baby?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH, BITCH!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: LICK EM!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!
KYfabeLzzy: you like it slow…or FAST
KYfabeLzzy: you’re SO big
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Slow! I wanna feel like Noah’s Ark, getting wet for 40 days and 40 nights!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Yeah, 12″ of crucifction right there bitch!
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe will put two of every finger into your Ark
KYfabeLzzy: what are you wearing now?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I’m wearing a diaper
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: And a funny hat
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: What are you wearing?
KYfabeLzzy: look at Kay Fabe…do you see anything besides, soft, white flesh?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Except nipple tassles
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH! SWING EM BITCH! SWING EM!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!
KYfabeLzzy: let Kay Fabe take that diaper off for you….
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: That could get a little messy, but we’ll give it a go huh?
KYfabeLzzy: are you wet baby?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Uh, a little. Nothing another diaper won’t fix
KYfabeLzzy: oh, Pauline….are you smooth or hairy?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Um, I lost my hair thirty years ago
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe thought you were 21?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Uh…I was kidding
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: SHAVEN HAVEN! YEAH BITCH! YEAH!
KYfabeLzzy: oh, don’t tell Kay Fabe you’re some 51 year old saggy BITCH
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: NO!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 21
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: een 21 for a while now
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: <– lesbian
KYfabeLzzy: why are you here Pauline
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: TO GET LESBIAN ON YOUR ASS!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH BITCH! YEAH!
KYfabeLzzy: OK then…
KYfabeLzzy: can you feel Kay Fabe caressing your shaven beaver
KYfabeLzzy: up and down
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: In and out?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!
KYfabeLzzy: oh God….you’re SO wet
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Sometimes I just go. Sorry, I try not to but I just can’t feel it anymore
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: *crying*
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Wait a second! GOD’S HERE!
KYfabeLzzy: oh God
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You bastard! This is my lesbian chat room!
KYfabeLzzy: oh SWEET Jesus
KYfabeLzzy: Oh LORD
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: AND JESUS?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Son of a bitch
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is SO excited!
KYfabeLzzy: oh you’re touch is HEAVENLY
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: JESUS! I’M CALLING YOU OUT!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Jesus, c’mon, this is my lesbian
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: GO FIND YOUR OWN!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Mary Magdalene goes both ways I heard!
KYfabeLzzy: whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa
KYfabeLzzy: WHOA
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: What?
KYfabeLzzy: Why are you talking to Jesus?
KYfabeLzzy: GOD DAMN IT
KYfabeLzzy: answer Kay Fabe
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You were shouting his name
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: No blasphemy
KYfabeLzzy: why won’t you let Kay Fabe get the big O?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Big O?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: …
KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe says you are NOT a lesbian
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: <– lesbian
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Always been a lesbian
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I once stayed in a vagina for 9 months!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Can’t get much more lesbian than that!
KYfabeLzzy: you’ve got a point there
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Thank you
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Now, bend over and take my 12″ dick in your ass
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I mean dildo
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 12″ dildo
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Not dick
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: No dick here
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: <–lesbian
KYfabeLzzy: oh my…that’s a big dildo
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH BITCH!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: TAKE IT!
KYfabeLzzy: tell Kay Fabe what you’re gonna do with it
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: STICK IT IN YOUR ASS!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO!
KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Oh shit, I lost it there.
KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD DAMN
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: It’s gone
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Hang on, I’ll get it
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: NO BLASPHEMY!
KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD KAY FABE IS SO WET, LAY THE CARPET DOWN ON KAY FABE
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Um…you’re not gonna like this…
KYfabeLzzy: LAY THE CARPET DOWN ON KAY FABE, GOD, LAY THE CARPET DOWN ON KAY FABE
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I lostmy watch too
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: GOD GET OUT OF HER! I
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I SWEAR I’LL KICK YOUR ASS!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where’s my watch? that was a present from Mother Superior
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Seiko, I’ve still got three months warranty on that thing.
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Hang on, I’ll just peek in
KYfabeLzzy: Listen for the ticking….
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: GOOD LORD!
KYfabeLzzy: slide your fingers in
KYfabeLzzy: just like that
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: There’s something else in there!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: SOMETHING HAS BITTEN ME!
KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD DAMN IT THAT’S IT!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: OUCH!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 12″ dildos and Seiko watches don’t bite. What is in there?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Can I have my watch back?
KYfabeLzzy: HOLY HELL
KYfabeLzzy: WHAT IN GODS NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU
KYfabeLzzy: GOD DAMN YOU
KYfabeLzzy: BURN IN HELL
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WHAT?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BLASPHEMER!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BLASPHEMER!
KYfabeLzzy: If Kay Fabe ever meets you…
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: THAT’S WHY ALL HOMOSEXUALS WILL BURN IN HELL!
KYfabeLzzy: GOD IS A MAN, GOD CAN LICK MY CARPET
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: THE POPE SAYS THAT HE WOULD GIVE LESBIANS A CHANCE!
KYfabeLzzy: THE POPE?
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BUT NOW POPE JOHN PAUL II HAS BANISHED ALL LESBIANS TO HELL! ESPECIALLY ELLEN DeGENERES!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: HER AND HER LESBIAN FRIENDS CAN SUCK THE POPE’S COCK!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: THEY WILL BURN!
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BURN I TELLS YA1
n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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