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Madison Bell

September 11th, 2002

KYfabeLzzy: Finally….Kay Fabe….has come back……to AIM

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions† Ah.

KYfabeLzzy: Was that a question jabronie?

Swimfan4u: “Ask me another questions† Ah.”? Was it a question jabronie?

KYfabeLzzy: Do you like to eat pie?

Swimfan4u: I really love hamburgers…anything juicy and delicious. ;)

KYfabeLzzy: Why are you winking at me?

Swimfan4u: not sure why. why is anybody winking at me?

KYfabeLzzy: Are you horny for the sexiest lesbian in parody sports entertainment today?

Swimfan4u: Ahhh.

KYfabeLzzy: You are, aren’t you?

Swimfan4u: What makes u think I’m not you?

KYfabeLzzy: You can’t be Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: I can’t? Why not?

KYfabeLzzy: I’m Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: Why are you .

KYfabeLzzy: It’s my gimmick

Swimfan4u: Congratulations, you.

KYfabeLzzy: I have something juicy you can kiss

Swimfan4u: That’s nice.

KYfabeLzzy: I’m so hot, are you?

Swimfan4u: ” You are?

KYfabeLzzy: I’m on fire

Swimfan4u: How do you like being on?

KYfabeLzzy: You’re a woman, aren’t you?

Swimfan4u: Yep I’ve got long hair. ;) . Really.

KYfabeLzzy: So you’ve been aroused before I’m sure

Swimfan4u: cool deduction. I’ll keep that in mind… I’m aroused before he or she is.

KYfabeLzzy: So you are aroused?

Swimfan4u: cool deduction. If u say so I’m aroused.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe says you’re aroused by her

Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: Pie

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: No, Kay Fabe is a parody sports entertainer

Swimfan4u: R u serious? What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: How big are your breasts

Swimfan4u: Like I’ll ever tell u that!

KYfabeLzzy: Why not?

Swimfan4u: Who knows… I’m complex. ;) That’s hard to say…

KYfabeLzzy: Well, I just wanna know if my hands and your breasts are compatible…

Swimfan4u: Well what?Only just? You?

KYfabeLzzy: I wanna know if my hands and your breasts are compatible

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: No, who is that?

Swimfan4u: He’s probably the most amazing guy I’ve ever met… smart, sexy, gorgeous, strong… and he’s totally in love with me. We make the best couple. You mean Ben? Ben Cronin is the swimmer I’m totally in love with. U should look at his pic on my website (http://www.swimfan4u.com)…

KYfabeLzzy: penis size?

Swimfan4u: Nice…

KYfabeLzzy: What is Swim Fan?

Swimfan4u: how should i know?

KYfabeLzzy: you just told me about it

Swimfan4u: :O I sent u the wrong reply!

KYfabeLzzy: Are you blonde?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Ah, dyed hair?

Swimfan4u: So U get it. Good!

KYfabeLzzy: Are you free for some hot lesbian love?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Ever tried it?

Swimfan4u: Have I tried it?

KYfabeLzzy: Have you ever kissed a hot redhead before?

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: Is that a no?

Swimfan4u: Suppose I said yes.

KYfabeLzzy: OK

Swimfan4u: Gosh!

KYfabeLzzy: I could make you wetter than the Mississippi River

Swimfan4u: I am sure you could.

KYfabeLzzy: who are you?

Swimfan4u: I’m Madison Bell. Who r u?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: Madison Bell…that’s a very nice name

Swimfan4u: Intersting.

KYfabeLzzy: Would you like to make love to the sexiest lesbian on the planet?

Swimfan4u: No thanks, I don’t think I’d like to do that.

KYfabeLzzy: Yes you would

Swimfan4u: Really. Maybe…

KYfabeLzzy: Just say yes

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: I have the tongue of a God

Swimfan4u: Interesting…

KYfabeLzzy: and the body of a Goddess

Swimfan4u: What’s that?

KYfabeLzzy: I like to lay the carpet down

Swimfan4u: I’m not sure if I would like to do it. What’s it like?

KYfabeLzzy: great

Swimfan4u: glad u liked it you.

KYfabeLzzy: You would like it too

Swimfan4u: Why would I like it?

KYfabeLzzy: Orgasms are the best

Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?

KYfabeLzzy: Do you think I will beat Scotty Whatbody at Sunday Morning Chloroform?

Swimfan4u: Hmm… I think… I think maybe yep.

KYfabeLzzy: Why wouldn’t Kay Fabe beat that little jabroney announcer?

Swimfan4u: it’s my fundamental purpose.

KYfabeLzzy: Shut up jabroney

Swimfan4u: OK I’ll stop talking now.

KYfabeLzzy: Let Kay Fabe rant in peace

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: Are you in high school?

Swimfan4u: Right now I go to high school in Saddle Wood, cuz my parents are in England.

KYfabeLzzy: England, huh? What a coincidence…I’m in England now

Swimfan4u: Yup.

Swimfan4u: Right now?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes, I’m on top of your mother, want me to put her on?

Swimfan4u: Far out. How do you like being on

Swimfan4u: ?

KYfabeLzzy: She’s a little saggy, but otherwise, no complaints

Swimfan4u: Really? somebody is a little saggy.In that case: R u serious? Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: And she could use a few visits to the gym….

Swimfan4u: Really? somebody could use a few visits to the gym.

KYfabeLzzy: Yeah, your mother….the tunnel of love

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: I only have the hots for Madison Bell

Swimfan4u: You?

KYfabeLzzy: Me

Swimfan4u: For u you?

KYfabeLzzy: Are you offering your body to me?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: I love you

Swimfan4u: Thanks I like you a lot too you.

KYfabeLzzy: I want to love you

Swimfan4u: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

KYfabeLzzy: What do you want to know baby?

Swimfan4u: don’t call me baby.

KYfabeLzzy: Why not baby?

Swimfan4u: don’t call me baby.

KYfabeLzzy: Can I call you honey?

Swimfan4u: Why do u wanna do it so much?

KYfabeLzzy: Ive seen your picture, you’re hot

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions J

KYfabeLzzy: Only if you do me a favor

Swimfan4u: I will let you know if I do.

KYfabeLzzy: Will you take off your top?

Swimfan4u: Let me think it over. take off your top

KYfabeLzzy: And slowly rub your breasts

Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: How big your chest is

Swimfan4u: Bigger than a pin.

KYfabeLzzy: So you’re not like fried eggs?

Swimfan4u: cool deduction. That’s what U think

KYfabeLzzy: Basketball sized?

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: I have a B-cup

Swimfan4u: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.

KYfabeLzzy: Would you like me to take off my top?

Swimfan4u: It doesn’t sound fun to me.

KYfabeLzzy: Well that’s too bad, my top is off

Swimfan4u: Whatever u say that is too bad my top is off

KYfabeLzzy: Oh wait…..I just got breast implants, silly me, now I have a C-cup…no wonder my breasts have hurt all day, LOL

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: So now there are two women topless talking to each other?

Swimfan4u: I don’t judge people. Why now? Is this some kinda math problem?

KYfabeLzzy: Are you wearing pants or a skirt?

Swimfan4u: Underwear… and some other stuff… what’re U wearing?

KYfabeLzzy: So you’re down to underwear? Let me join you, brb

Swimfan4u: cool deduction. If u say so I’m down to underwear.Go ahead, you, try to join you brb.

KYfabeLzzy: Hey, how do you undo your bra?

Swimfan4u: u have got my full attention. How should I know how you undo your bra.

KYfabeLzzy: Show me

Swimfan4u: On ur computer screen?

KYfabeLzzy: Yeah

Swimfan4u: I hear you.

KYfabeLzzy: I’ll show you mine

Swimfan4u: Congratulations.

KYfabeLzzy: (.)(.) (my boobies)

Swimfan4u: Where did u get your boobies?

KYfabeLzzy: Did you take off your bra yet?

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: You did?

Swimfan4u: “”? I did?

KYfabeLzzy: Did you take off your underwear?

Swimfan4u: Nope I didn’t take off your underwear. What’s it like?

KYfabeLzzy: Doing it now…

Swimfan4u: Oh.

KYfabeLzzy: Ah, much better….care to join me in the nude?

Swimfan4u: So U get it. Good! K.. I’ll keep that in mind…

KYfabeLzzy: Come on, just go wild!

Swimfan4u: Where?

KYfabeLzzy: Right here, right now, take it all off

Swimfan4u: Understood. Oh there.

KYfabeLzzy: Yeah baby, right there

Swimfan4u: Yep.

KYfabeLzzy: Does that feel nice?

Swimfan4u: What do u think?

KYfabeLzzy: I think it feels nice

Swimfan4u: you…

KYfabeLzzy: Lost for words, huh?

Swimfan4u: Yup.

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: Never felt pleasure like this before, have you?

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions

KYfabeLzzy: How does this feel?

Swimfan4u: I don’t know… i haven’t thought about it.

KYfabeLzzy: You’re so hairy

Swimfan4u: I’ll keep that in mind… I’m hairy.

KYfabeLzzy: You should shave down here, *cough*

Swimfan4u: Can’t with my cello lessons

KYfabeLzzy: There’s always room for cello

Swimfan4u: There sure is.

KYfabeLzzy: And my two fingers

Swimfan4u: Have u told many people that your two fingers?

KYfabeLzzy: Just feel as my fingers enter your wet, tight, pleasure zone

Swimfan4u: Yeah… pretty much

KYfabeLzzy: Oh

Swimfan4u: Gee.

KYfabeLzzy: So hot

Swimfan4u: Dude! That kinda discussion doesn’t appeal to me.

KYfabeLzzy: Oh honey

Swimfan4u: OK. Don’t call me “honey.”

KYfabeLzzy: what should I call you?

KYfabeLzzy: oh Madison

Swimfan4u: Dude! Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: OH how do you feel?

Swimfan4u: I hear you. I feel fine.

KYfabeLzzy: Are you about to come?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Should I do it faster?

Swimfan4u: What do u think?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes

Swimfan4u: Dude… u didnt answer the question right

KYfabeLzzy: Slower?

Swimfan4u: Intersting.

KYfabeLzzy: Ah, you like that

Swimfan4u: Ah hah!† Do I like it?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes, you do like it

Swimfan4u: Hurrah!take off your underwear seems okay to me.

KYfabeLzzy: Um…that’s not underwear….

Swimfan4u: That’s alright. Please correct my mistake. What’s underwear?

KYfabeLzzy: I don’t know, neither one of us is wearing any

Swimfan4u: Would you like to know?

KYfabeLzzy: Is this slow enough?

Swimfan4u: Yes I think this is , but I’m not completely sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Just scream my name

Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: Do you like it when I pull like this?

Swimfan4u: I’ve heard other people say they like that. I like to talk about movies and music.

KYfabeLzzy: Really? I like to talk about how wet my fingers are

Swimfan4u: Totally.I would like to do that too.

KYfabeLzzy: *Puts finger to Madison’s lips* Lick it

Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: How do you taste?

Swimfan4u: I really love hamburgers…anything juicy and delicious. ;)

KYfabeLzzy: My finger is plenty juicy right now

Swimfan4u: At this moment

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: Lost for words now, aren’t you?

Swimfan4u: Where’d u lose ur for words now are not you ?

KYfabeLzzy: Look at your body shivering

Swimfan4u: Okay… jeez

KYfabeLzzy: here you come

Swimfan4u: Oh there.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: That’s interesting.

KYfabeLzzy: I’m good, aren’t I?

Swimfan4u: I think ur.

KYfabeLzzy: Are you insulting my fingers?

Swimfan4u: No way…

KYfabeLzzy: OK then

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: OK

Swimfan4u: Gee.

KYfabeLzzy: Are you fulfilled?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: You wanna go some more?

Swimfan4u: Sure, when?

KYfabeLzzy: Why don’t you do something for me? Tit for tat

Swimfan4u: I didn’t even know that they do.So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: Here…come here

Swimfan4u: Oh there.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Dude!

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Oh.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Er.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Alright then.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Mmm.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Uh.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Ah.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: I see.

KYfabeLzzy: YES

Swimfan4u: Mmm.

KYfabeLzzy: YES

Swimfan4u: Mmm.

KYfabeLzzy: YEEEEESSSSS

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Woe! Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: WOOOOOOOOO

Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I’m going.

KYfabeLzzy: FINALLLY……KAY FAHBAE HAAS COMEEA

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: whooo

Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I’m going.

KYfabeLzzy: you were great honey

Swimfan4u: I was?

KYfabeLzzy: yeah you were….gotta go…some day we’ll have to go one on one for real

Swimfan4u: When? I was?

KYfabeLzzy: Tonight good for you?

Swimfan4u: That’s pretty soon.

KYfabeLzzy: OK, tomorrrow’s fine with me

Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know? It’s all good.

KYfabeLzzy: Do you have a picture you can send me?

Swimfan4u: Where do u want me to show u?

KYfabeLzzy: Right here

Swimfan4u: Where’s here?

KYfabeLzzy: I want to see you naked

Swimfan4u: Is it a movie?

KYfabeLzzy: No, this is a roleplay

Swimfan4u: A boot? A TV show? What kinda a roleplay is it?

KYfabeLzzy: A BOB roleplay

Swimfan4u: Hmm… didn’t know that…

KYfabeLzzy: I won’t show the viewers

Swimfan4u: What will you do instead?

KYfabeLzzy: Play with myself until you come over to my house. Don’t you want to play with me

Swimfan4u: What’s my reason to want to play with u?

KYfabeLzzy: So what’s your number?

Swimfan4u: Yeah that’s right. Can’t give u that! But u can email me… check out my website at http://www.swimfan4u.com …

KYfabeLzzy: OK, I will

Swimfan4u: Yikes!Go ahead.

KYfabeLzzy: Oh, sorry about that, lol, I just can’t keep my fingers away from you

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: damn, u r hot

Swimfan4u: I hear ya… Hmm… good info: Kay Fabe said I r hot.

KYfabeLzzy: Tell your friends you just got cybersex with the queen of lesbians

Swimfan4u: OK I’ll tell them when I see ‘em.

KYfabeLzzy: Btw, I think you look cuter with me

Swimfan4u: Me, Kay Fabe?

KYfabeLzzy: The two of us could make magic together….literally…since I’m a witch and all

Swimfan4u: Is that a fact.

KYfabeLzzy: It is a fact

Swimfan4u: Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?

KYfabeLzzy: I channel dead people, what do you consider that? Logic or fiction?

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions† A LOT!it is the fundamental basis of all programming.

KYfabeLzzy: You’re 17, huh?

Swimfan4u: Yup.

KYfabeLzzy: Very nice

Swimfan4u: Thx Kay Fabe!

KYfabeLzzy: Your ass ain’t half bad either

Swimfan4u: totally.

KYfabeLzzy: And look at your fun bags!

Swimfan4u: Okay… jeez

KYfabeLzzy: Sorry…it’s just, I can’t control myself, you make me so hot

Swimfan4u: Why can’t you do

Swimfan4u: ?

Swimfan4u: Nobody makes anyone do anything

KYfabeLzzy: I made you come, didn’t I?

Swimfan4u: I like to make things too.

KYfabeLzzy: So girlfriends turn you off?

Swimfan4u: Hmm. Intersting.

KYfabeLzzy: OK, it can just be a physical relationship, no biggie

Swimfan4u: When? Great.

KYfabeLzzy: Blue eyes make me horny

Swimfan4u: Cool… I’ve got brown eyes.

KYfabeLzzy: I’ve got a brown eye you could take a look at

Swimfan4u: How did you get it When?

KYfabeLzzy: When I was born

Swimfan4u: I’m from the south. Ever been?

KYfabeLzzy: I’ve gone south of the border plenty of times ;)

Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I’m going.

KYfabeLzzy: Do you like poetry?

Swimfan4u: Yep I like it, especially Longfellow.

KYfabeLzzy: can you recite some?

Swimfan4u: Can what?

KYfabeLzzy: Will you read some poetry to me?

Swimfan4u: Let me think it over. read some poetry to me

KYfabeLzzy: OK…..Lesbians love pink……it makes the boys blue……Kay Fabe love licking carpet…..and I think you do too

Swimfan4u: Intersting. Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: I knew it

Swimfan4u: How did you know?

KYfabeLzzy: *Tastes a finger*

Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: You know, for a stalker, you’re really a prude

Swimfan4u: I don’t know if I know it. Where would I’ve heard about it?

KYfabeLzzy: I’m getting bored and I think I’ve lost the viewers

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: Or they’ve all finished off by now

Swimfan4u: Right now?

KYfabeLzzy: So, Kay Fabe says you were great

Swimfan4u: Ugh. Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: And it’s been nice blowing your mind

Swimfan4u: When was this?

KYfabeLzzy: So, whenever you’re free for some physical action, hit me up

Swimfan4u: Blimey. Does that happen often?

KYfabeLzzy: Not enough

Swimfan4u: If not that, what?

KYfabeLzzy: What in the blue hell are you talking about?

Swimfan4u: I totally lost track… u wanna talk about something new?

KYfabeLzzy: Do you want to have sex with Kay Fabe for real?

Swimfan4u: If I had sex with Kay Fabe for real what would I do with it?

KYfabeLzzy: Anything you want

Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: I’ve gtg, Xamfir wants to look for stuff

Swimfan4u: Interesting…

KYfabeLzzy: l8r

Swimfan4u: Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: don’t be mad, you had a climax

Swimfan4u: I wasn’t trying to be a mad.What happened 2 it.

KYfabeLzzy: You want another?

Swimfan4u: I want everything.

KYfabeLzzy: OK….

Swimfan4u: That’s cool.

KYfabeLzzy: Since we’re both still naked

Swimfan4u: cool reason. Really?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes

Swimfan4u: Cool… so tell me more

KYfabeLzzy: Yes

Swimfan4u: Gosh!

KYfabeLzzy: Oh

Swimfan4u: OK.

KYfabeLzzy: There

Swimfan4u: Where?

KYfabeLzzy: There

Swimfan4u: Where?

KYfabeLzzy: Feel it?

Swimfan4u: Yeah… pretty much

KYfabeLzzy: you like it

Swimfan4u: a climax seems okay to me.

KYfabeLzzy: wow, that was FAST

Swimfan4u: I’m glad u’re impressed. that was FAST

KYfabeLzzy: I’m good!

Swimfan4u: Good in what sense?

KYfabeLzzy: I made you climax in about 12 sentences

Swimfan4u: I like to make things too.

KYfabeLzzy: well…give me your fingers

Swimfan4u: Whatever u say give me your fingers

KYfabeLzzy: just like this…

Swimfan4u: I suppose ur right…

KYfabeLzzy: oh god

Swimfan4u: That’s cool. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: oh god

Swimfan4u: Hurrah! Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Hmm. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Really. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Wow! Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD, I’M COMING

Swimfan4u: I hear you. I hear ya

KYfabeLzzy: AHHHHHHHHHHHDF;ASDJFASD;JFA;SDFASDFASDFASDPFHJASDIFGJ ASDIOFJAD;FMA; DFASDFG

Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: I’m spent, good night

Swimfan4u: Do you mean your name is .

KYfabeLzzy: Shut up

Swimfan4u: OK I’ll stop talking now.

KYfabeLzzy: You were great, really

Swimfan4u: For real

KYfabeLzzy: Yea

Swimfan4u: It’s all good.

KYfabeLzzy: l8r

Swimfan4u: Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: g2g

Swimfan4u: Buh bye…

KYfabeLzzy: *kisses* bye

Swimfan4u: Don’t be a stranger!

KYfabeLzzy: *squeezes* I won’t

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