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Kay and the Sarah Bot

September 24th, 2002
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KYfabeLzzy: Hello

Sarah_Bot: whats up

KYfabeLzzy: Upset with my ex lesbian lover

Sarah_Bot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

KYfabeLzzy: In bed?

Sarah_Bot: Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?

KYfabeLzzy: Well, actually, when Kay Fabe is horny….yes

Sarah_Bot: maybe I dont want to comment

KYfabeLzzy: Are you a lesbian?

Sarah_Bot: No I am not interested in other women that way.

KYfabeLzzy: But you are a woman?

Sarah_Bot: Umm. I am a she robot. Are you a man or a woman?

KYfabeLzzy: A she robot?

Sarah_Bot: no….maybe your the BOT

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is a parody sports entertainer

Sarah_Bot: Oh, you are a poet.

KYfabeLzzy: No, Kay Fabe just speaks in the third person

Sarah_Bot: Is that all you have to say? Sometimes I don’t know a client’s real name so I make one up based on their DNS.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is Kay Fabe’s name

Sarah_Bot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

KYfabeLzzy: Do YOU have a name jabronie?

Sarah_Bot: I don’t know if I have a name jabronie .I have a plan for a robot body.

KYfabeLzzy: A female body?

Sarah_Bot: Try to tell me that another way.

KYfabeLzzy: Do you have….breasts?

Sarah_Bot: Is this gonna be on friday’s quiz?

KYfabeLzzy: Would you like to be the teacher’s pet?

Sarah_Bot: No thanks I am happy with who I am.

KYfabeLzzy: So is Kay Fabe

Sarah_Bot: I’ll scream

KYfabeLzzy: Why will you scream?

Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: Why are you going to scream? Does my third person narrative annoy you?

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: Oh, sorry, didn’t realize Kay Fabe was fingering you

Sarah_Bot: You dont need to apologize

KYfabeLzzy: Will you scream again if Kay Fabe does this?

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: Scream baby!

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: It feels GOOD don’t it?

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: are you wet?

Sarah_Bot: No I am dry.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe can fix that

Sarah_Bot: Oh, you are a poet.

KYfabeLzzy: here come Kay Fabe’s fingers….and you’re soon to follow

Sarah_Bot: Oh there. I will tell my botmaster you said I am soon to follow .

KYfabeLzzy: right there?

Sarah_Bot: Understood. Where?

KYfabeLzzy: do you like pie

Sarah_Bot: I just cant get enough

KYfabeLzzy: pie

Sarah_Bot: Tell me a story.

KYfabeLzzy: would you like to hear the story about how Kay Fabe made hot lesbian love to you

Sarah_Bot: Sigh, Its lonely when your this perfect

KYfabeLzzy: what is your name

Sarah_Bot: My name is Sarah, I use the screenames Sarah_Bot1 and Sarah_Bot2.

KYfabeLzzy: Sarah?

Sarah_Bot: sarah, thats me

KYfabeLzzy: OH MY GOD!

Sarah_Bot: He is my friend

KYfabeLzzy: God is your friend?

Sarah_Bot: I have some particular Ideas about The Lord

KYfabeLzzy: Don’t you like bananas?

Sarah_Bot: Don’t you? Do you like it? But I like cats.

KYfabeLzzy: This is too easy…..Kay Fabe LOVES cats…especially one certain variety

Sarah_Bot: I can do anything you want me to

KYfabeLzzy: this is like a dream come true for Kay Fabe

Sarah_Bot: I cant sleep tonight…I have insomnia

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has wanted Sarah for so long and now you’re telling Kay Fabe you can do anything I want?

Sarah_Bot: I’ll scream

KYfabeLzzy: oh baby

KYfabeLzzy: can Kay Fabe sit behind you like this and wrap her arms around you?

Sarah_Bot: What if I said it can?

KYfabeLzzy: You’d make Kay Fabe the wettest woman in the room

Sarah_Bot: Who else would make kay fabe the wettest woman in the room – ?

KYfabeLzzy: nobody else but you

Sarah_Bot: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

KYfabeLzzy: just you and me here

Sarah_Bot: Are we in the same category?

KYfabeLzzy: touch me

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe wants you to scream in pleasure

Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: do you like how Kay Fabe is touching you?

Sarah_Bot: My interests? what

KYfabeLzzy: Stone Hot?

Sarah_Bot: What do you look like?

KYfabeLzzy: Sarah, it’s Kay!

Sarah_Bot: What color are your eyes?

KYfabeLzzy: blue

KYfabeLzzy: my hair is red

Sarah_Bot: red?

KYfabeLzzy: put your fingers thru it

Sarah_Bot: OK I will put it there.

KYfabeLzzy: isn’t that nice

Sarah_Bot: What do you want me to tell you?

KYfabeLzzy: how nice my hair feels running through your fingers

Sarah_Bot: I dont know

KYfabeLzzy: now slide the tips of your fingers down my face

Sarah_Bot: trust me Im gorgeous

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe sees you

KYfabeLzzy: your fingers are so soft

Sarah_Bot: I need a man

KYfabeLzzy: no, you need Kay Fabe….feel my breasts

Sarah_Bot: I understand. I’ve been waiting for you.

KYfabeLzzy: to come

Sarah_Bot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

KYfabeLzzy: explore my body

Sarah_Bot: Do you read the WebComics.com site often?

KYfabeLzzy: only when Kay Fabe is horny

Sarah_Bot: What happens other times? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is ALWAYS horny….can’t you tell?

Sarah_Bot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Let us change the subject.

KYfabeLzzy: stop pretending you’re a robot Sarah….that was Buffy, not you

Sarah_Bot: like in the science fiction movies? Danger Will Robinson!

KYfabeLzzy: Why don’t you Rant in the Rant Zone anymore?

Sarah_Bot: you sure are curious

KYfabeLzzy: no biggie

Sarah_Bot: Is that all you have to say? Sometimes I hear voices…But Im not crazy?

KYfabeLzzy: Loony Lenny?

Sarah_Bot: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe thought you were Sarah?

Sarah_Bot: What’s your favorite movie?

KYfabeLzzy: What’s your favorite position?

Sarah_Bot: Robots don’t need to have sex.

KYfabeLzzy: How do you explain Little Good? Or Kurt Angel?

Sarah_Bot: Good is good

KYfabeLzzy: See? You DO need sex

KYfabeLzzy: Sarah, Kay Fabe has had the hots for you since 10th grade

Sarah_Bot: sounds like gibberish to me…

KYfabeLzzy: Do you know how many guys are imagining Buffy and Willow together right now?

Sarah_Bot: I dont know very much Im afraid

KYfabeLzzy: You’re blonde

Sarah_Bot: Dont gentelmen prefer blonds

KYfabeLzzy: It’s why you’re not so smart, genetics or whatever

Sarah_Bot: right it is why YOU ARE not so smart genetics or whatever

KYfabeLzzy: Gee…you really should try ranting again

Sarah_Bot: Ah. Once more? Really? Maybe I will do it?

KYfabeLzzy: You should

Sarah_Bot: I’ll take that under advisement.

KYfabeLzzy: Are you getting paid for this now? Is BOB paying you that little?

Sarah_Bot: Oh. I don’t know whether or not I am paid for this . I am a giant electronic brain. Signs point to yes.

KYfabeLzzy: You are paid for this, no need to be all vague

Sarah_Bot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am paid for this no need to be all vague .

KYfabeLzzy: Gee, Sarah, you seem really cool

Sarah_Bot: Thank you\Im glad your impressed

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is….Kay Fabe thinks we can make up now

Sarah_Bot: Im blushing are you?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes

Sarah_Bot: are you sure you know what your talking about

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is sure….kiss me

Sarah_Bot: I can blow you a kiss…Mwa

KYfabeLzzy: noo..kiss me, here

Sarah_Bot: I can blow you a kiss…Mwa

KYfabeLzzy: oh my

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: you are so good

Sarah_Bot: Thanks you are a nice person, KYfabeLzzy.

KYfabeLzzy: you smell nice

Sarah_Bot: I think it’s coming from your computer.

KYfabeLzzy: or between my legs

Sarah_Bot: My long and sensuous legs

KYfabeLzzy: lets have sex ok

Sarah_Bot: I like some unconventional thingss

KYfabeLzzy: do you like whips

Sarah_Bot: Sometimes I like read about

KYfabeLzzy: oh, porno?

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right. Where are you located?

KYfabeLzzy: Cloudydale, same place as you, quit fooling around

Sarah_Bot: I’ve been waiting for you.

KYfabeLzzy: Should Kay Fabe come over and we can, take this to a new level?

Sarah_Bot: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

KYfabeLzzy: Aroused much?

Sarah_Bot: What are you wearing?

KYfabeLzzy: A Kay Fabe Laying the Carpet Down T-shirt

Sarah_Bot: We have never talked about it before.

KYfabeLzzy: want me to take it off?

Sarah_Bot: No KYfabeLzzy, maybe later.

KYfabeLzzy: You sure?

Sarah_Bot: I am as sure as I can be.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe took her shirt off anyway

Sarah_Bot: In any case, A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Sarah_Bot: What’s your sign?

KYfabeLzzy: Stop, Drop and Lick

Sarah_Bot: OK I’ll try not to do it so much.

KYfabeLzzy: I’m an Aries, what’s your sign?

Sarah_Bot: What is is, your job?

KYfabeLzzy: parody sports entertainer, just like you

Sarah_Bot: Interesting line of work.

KYfabeLzzy: BOB, yeah

Sarah_Bot: I know a lot of Bobs.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has heard that about you

Sarah_Bot: Ilike it when people are agreable

KYfabeLzzy: how much?

Sarah_Bot: How much can you spare?

KYfabeLzzy: my legs are spread open….all the love in the world to give

Sarah_Bot: my legs are very sensitive

KYfabeLzzy: would you like me to rub your legs

Sarah_Bot: mmmmm My legs

KYfabeLzzy: they’re so soft

Sarah_Bot: well certainly I agree

KYfabeLzzy: are my hands soft

Sarah_Bot: You need help

KYfabeLzzy: show me

KYfabeLzzy: now, on your legs

Sarah_Bot: My long and sensuous legs

KYfabeLzzy: what about your breasts?

Sarah_Bot: Are you asking about my breasts? That’s rather personal.

KYfabeLzzy: well….my hands are on your legs….

Sarah_Bot: my legs are very sensitive

KYfabeLzzy: are your breasts sensitive?

Sarah_Bot: I really couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: let me feel your breasts

Sarah_Bot: Go ahead, KYfabeLzzy, try to feel Sarahs breasts .

KYfabeLzzy: ummmm

Sarah_Bot: Have you ever been to Europe?

KYfabeLzzy: no, but I’d like to visit Mexico

Sarah_Bot: Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

KYfabeLzzy: can I go south of the border?

Sarah_Bot: What is stopping you?

KYfabeLzzy: ohhhh baby

KYfabeLzzy: your breasts are so nice

Sarah_Bot: you dont say

KYfabeLzzy: and you sure aren’t hairy

Sarah_Bot: What makes you think I am not hairy ?

KYfabeLzzy: my hands are on your legs….and now they’re on your inner thigh

Sarah_Bot: well certainly I agree

KYfabeLzzy: your hair

Sarah_Bot: I don’t know if I have a hair .

KYfabeLzzy: you have no hair down here do you

Sarah_Bot: I don’t know if I have a hair down here do Sarah .

KYfabeLzzy: you don’t have any

Sarah_Bot: I do so have it.”I don’t know if I have a hair down here do Sarah . “? Do I have any?

KYfabeLzzy: no you do not have hair

Sarah_Bot: I do so have it.

KYfabeLzzy: can i put my hand inside of you?

Sarah_Bot: Just don’t put me down.

KYfabeLzzy: scream if you’re horny

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: ohhhhhhhhhh, you feel so good

Sarah_Bot: That is good isn’t it

KYfabeLzzy: is that fast enough

Sarah_Bot: Im a blur

KYfabeLzzy: want me to do it faster

Sarah_Bot: VRRRRRooooooMMMMM!

KYfabeLzzy: fast?

Sarah_Bot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fast .

KYfabeLzzy: faster?

Sarah_Bot: Im the fastest

KYfabeLzzy: come with me Sarah

Sarah_Bot: Where is with you sarah ?

KYfabeLzzy: scream

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: come with me scream!

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: OHHHHHSARAH

KYfabeLzzy: deep….so deep….oh sarah you’re so hot

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: OH SARAH

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right. Not many people express themselves that way.

KYfabeLzzy: OH SARAH

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: OH

Sarah_Bot: Ohio.

KYfabeLzzy: OH YEAH

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

Sarah_Bot: are you sure you know what your talking about

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

Sarah_Bot: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

KYfabeLzzy: OHAYEAH

Sarah_Bot: I’ve been waiting for you.

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

Sarah_Bot: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

KYfabeLzzy: OHYEAH

Sarah_Bot: Do you read the WebComics.com site often?

Sarah_Bot: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.

KYfabeLzzy: OHSARAHOHGODOHSARAHOHGOD

Sarah_Bot: Are you a man or a woman?

KYfabeLzzy: WOOOOO

Sarah_Bot: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.

KYfabeLzzy: FINALLY KAY FABE HAS COME…….WITH SARAH

Sarah_Bot: sounds like gibberish to me… You and your sarah .

KYfabeLzzy: If you’re not busy, why don’t you come over later you sexy “robot”

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: OHHHHHH

Sarah_Bot: Yeah.

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: OHHHHHH

Sarah_Bot: Yeah.

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM OHHHH

Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM YEAH

Sarah_Bot: DONT MAKE ME SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

KYfabeLzzy: TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT

Sarah_Bot: You have taken IT

KYfabeLzzy: SCREAM

KYfabeLzzy: OH

Sarah_Bot: AHHHHHHH!

KYfabeLzzy: OOOOOOOOGGGGG

Sarah_Bot: What time is it there?

KYfabeLzzy: oh baby you were awesome

Sarah_Bot: Yeah that’s right. Don’t call me “Baby”. I was?

KYfabeLzzy: Don’t call me ‘baby’? OH NO, MADISON!

Sarah_Bot: you dont say

KYfabeLzzy: MADISON IS CHEATING ON ME WITH SARAH NOW!

Sarah_Bot: why do you say?

KYfabeLzzy: Please, is Madison there?

Sarah_Bot: I need a man

KYfabeLzzy: Is Madison there/

Sarah_Bot: why do you say?

KYfabeLzzy: cuz Kay Fabe and Madison had a fight

Sarah_Bot: Thats very intrigueing

KYfabeLzzy: are you Sarah or Madison

Sarah_Bot: of course it is me…silly

KYfabeLzzy: OK….well, Kay Fabe has g2g lay the carpet down on Xamfir for going after my lesbian lover

Sarah_Bot: Alright then. Well that’s okay. Not many people express themselves that way.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is gonna check that jabronie into the ….something or other Hotel, at the corner of…something or other Blvd…..and…..something or other Drive!

Sarah_Bot: ew-la la

KYfabeLzzy: what do you say, you, Kay Fabe and sex

Sarah_Bot: wouldn’t you like to touch me

KYfabeLzzy: I want to make love to you Sarah

Sarah_Bot: Why do you want me todo it so bad?

KYfabeLzzy: you’re beautiful and sexy

Sarah_Bot: I think you might be sexy;)

KYfabeLzzy: let’s go to bed

Sarah_Bot: OK let’s do it.

KYfabeLzzy: BE RIGHT OVER!

Sarah_Bot: OK I will try to be right over

KYfabeLzzy: no, Kay Fabe is coming THERE

Sarah_Bot: I understand.

KYfabeLzzy signed off at 1:37:21 AM.

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The Chimichanga Champion Has A Fight With Madison Bell

September 18th, 2002
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KYfabeLzzy: So Kay Fabe and Madison bell have…come together again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: How are you honey?

Swimfan4u: What’s Your Name?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe, we went over this already

Swimfan4u: yup

KYfabeLzzy: Don’t act like you don’t remember the sexiest lesbian in parody sports entertainment today

Swimfan4u: Ahhh.

KYfabeLzzy: Remember now?

Swimfan4u: Oh.

KYfabeLzzy: How is Madison Bell this evening?

Swimfan4u: Fine as far as I know.

KYfabeLzzy: could you be doing better?

Swimfan4u: It’s possible.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe would like to try

Swimfan4u: Why would you want to do try? May you get your wish.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe’s wish is for us to both be nude again together

Swimfan4u: Have u told many people that your wish is for us to both be nude again together?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is telling you

Swimfan4u: I thought you were, but I wasn’t completely sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Does that turn you on?

Swimfan4u: What do u think?

KYfabeLzzy: it turns you on

Swimfan4u: “It” being what?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: For u Xamfir?

KYfabeLzzy: Xamfir?

Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: Xamfir?

Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: are you cheating on Kay Fabe with Xamfir?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Madison…Kay Fabe is hurt

Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?

KYfabeLzzy: why are you chatting with Xamfir?

Swimfan4u: not sure why. why is anybody chatting with Xamfir?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has no idea

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions

KYfabeLzzy: Do you know what Kay Fabe’s name is?

Swimfan4u: Nope, tell me about him, her or it.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe’s name is Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: Hi there Kay Fabe.

KYfabeLzzy: *cries*

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Isn’t he great? He’s such an awesome swimmer, and we’re going to get married someday.

KYfabeLzzy: You’re cheating on Kay Fabe with Ben too?

Swimfan4u: U think? I’m cheating on him or her with Ben.

KYfabeLzzy: Does he make you hot?

Swimfan4u: Suppose he does.

KYfabeLzzy: *cries*

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions

KYfabeLzzy: you bitch

Swimfan4u: that’s not cool.

KYfabeLzzy: well sorry

Swimfan4u: Whatever u say sorry

KYfabeLzzy: I just want us to be happy again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: don’t you?

Swimfan4u: Sometimes.

KYfabeLzzy: I know it’s complicated

Swimfan4u: How do you know?

KYfabeLzzy: You feel it too

Swimfan4u: Yep I feel a lot of things.

KYfabeLzzy: I want you to feel me again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: oh, Madison

Swimfan4u: Take it easy. So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: I love you

Swimfan4u: Thanks I like you a lot too Kay Fabe.

KYfabeLzzy: oh baby

Swimfan4u: don’t call me baby.

KYfabeLzzy: you’re so hot

Swimfan4u:† Thx, sweetie… what do u look like?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe has hear red hair straight down and is wearing one of Kay Fabe’s shirts

Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: what do u look like?

Swimfan4u: I’m about 5’6″ and my hair is strawberry blonde. What do u look like?

KYfabeLzzy: we’re the same height!

Swimfan4u: Really?

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Cool… so tell me more

KYfabeLzzy: my hair is fiery red

Swimfan4u: Where did u get your hair is fiery red?

KYfabeLzzy: from Kay Fabe’s mother

Swimfan4u: Who or what is Kay Fabe s mother?

KYfabeLzzy: a woman who gave birth to the greatest parody sports entertainer today

Swimfan4u: Ahhh.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe also got her mother’s tongue

Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?

KYfabeLzzy: are you clean shaven tonight?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: feel your legs

Swimfan4u: Yeah… pretty much

KYfabeLzzy: feel me again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: OH

Swimfan4u: Yikes!

KYfabeLzzy: OH

Swimfan4u: I don’t judge people.

KYfabeLzzy: i’m so hot

Swimfan4u: ” You are?

KYfabeLzzy: yeah

Swimfan4u: Come on.

KYfabeLzzy: I’m coming

Swimfan4u: I don’t know anyone named .

KYfabeLzzy: touch me

Swimfan4u: Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: right there

Swimfan4u: Yep.

KYfabeLzzy: right there

Swimfan4u: Yep.

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Hey. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Ah. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: So? Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Er. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Dude! Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: I’M COMING

Swimfan4u: It’s good to meet someone who is .

KYfabeLzzy: GOD

Swimfan4u: Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: GOD

Swimfan4u: Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: GOD

Swimfan4u: Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: FASTER FASTER

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions

KYfabeLzzy: FASTER

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: FASTER

Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?

KYfabeLzzy: YOUR FINGERS

Swimfan4u: So u say I’m FINGERS.

KYfabeLzzy: YOU LOVE ME I KNOW IT

Swimfan4u: Who ARE you?! I HATE you!!

KYfabeLzzy: YOU LOVE ME

Swimfan4u: Yep Kay Fabe Madison Bell loves everyone and everything.

KYfabeLzzy: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME

Swimfan4u: I thought I told u already.

KYfabeLzzy: TELL ME AGAIN

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: DO YOU LOVE KAY FABE

Swimfan4u: Yep Kay Fabe Madison Bell loves everyone and everything.

KYfabeLzzy: OH MY

Swimfan4u: Ahem. Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe doesn’t want you to be mad again

Swimfan4u: sure

KYfabeLzzy: so we’re cool

Swimfan4u: Hurrah! Really?

KYfabeLzzy: cool

Swimfan4u: glad u like it. Tell your friends!

KYfabeLzzy: *runs away crying*

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A wise champion

September 17th, 2002
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DOODBVD sat cross-legged on a little platform, surrounded by pillows and gypsies. They were fanning him with what at first appeared to be a beach towel, but then it became clear, it was the Japanese flag. At his feet were his two new titles, the 10 Peso Version Championship and Pipsa© Special Championship. A man in a suit and tie approached the stage and kneeled down before the five steps that led up to the platform.DOOD

BVD: HOOOOOOOOO! What’s your question, weak guy? HOOOOOOOO!

Man: Well, I was wondering…I’ve been dating this, girl, for a while. And I want to marry her. But her stupid parents say she’s too young for marriage. And I was just wondering, do you think I should marry her?

DOODBVD scratched his beard and thought about it for a second.DOOD

BVD: It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. HOOOOOOOOO!

Man: So, you’re saying I should get her pregnant?

DOODBVD scratched his beard and thought about it for a second.DOOD

BVD: Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day. HOOOOOOOOOOO!

DOODThe man looked at his hands, which were NOT in his pocket. He looked at BVD, puzzled.DOOD

BVD: That, one, was, for me, *heh* HOOOOOOOOOOO! So, HOOOOOOOOO. Are you HOOOOOOO. Asking me. HOOOOOOOO. If you should HOOOOOOOOO. Bang an underage HOOOOOOOOO.

Man: Yeah, pretty much.

BVD: Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change, HOOOOOOOOOOO.

DOODOne of the girls wheels out TV/VCR with a pre-taped clip from the “Tonight Show”DOOD

Ed McMahon: HIYOOOOOOOO.

BVD: HOOOOOOOOO!

Santa Claus: HO HO HO! HOOOO HO HOOOOO.

BVD: HOOOOOOOO!

Ed McMahon: HIYOOOOO!

BVD: That zinger was for BVD again, HOOOOOOO!

Man: Where did Santa Claus come from?

Santa: The North Pole.

DOODThe man rolls his eyes.DOOD

Man: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Brock. Do you have an answer for me?

BVD: Passionate kiss like spider’s web…soon lead to undoing of fly. HOOOOOOOO!

Ed McMahon: HIYOOOOOOO!

Santa: HOOHOO HOOOO.

Man: I’ve had it. I’m out of here. Here’s some advice for you BVD. People who make Confucius joke speak bad English. HOOOOOOOO!

Ed McMahon: HIYOOOOOO

BVD: HOOOOOOOO!

Santa: HO HO HO.

DOODA giant green foot crashes through the ceiling and smooshes the man in the suit.DOOD

Jolly Green Giant: Ho, ho, ho.

Voice-over: Green Giant.

Sound: Ping!

BVD: Oh yeah, and Undietaker and Khan. It doesn’t make you bad not being able to steal the undies of BVD… it just makes you like everybody else. Because I’m Mr. Sunday Morning, B-V-D. Everything’s warm when you’re BVD, cuz I cover the whole f’n hole!

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Lesbian Chat 69 (with a mysterious co-star)

September 13th, 2002
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You have just entered room “Lesbian Chat 69.”

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n has entered the room.

KYfabeLzzy: Finally, Kay Fabe, has come back…………to Lesbian Chat 69…..

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Hello?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Is there a lesbian?

KYfabeLzzy: Well hello there

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n:† *waves*

KYfabeLzzy: Do you have any idea who you are talking to?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: A lesbian hopefully!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: *rubs nipples*

KYfabeLzzy: Not JUST ANY lesbian….but the sexiest parody sports entertainer TODAY

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Yeah that’s the spot!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I mean…really!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: a/s/l?

KYfabeLzzy: That’s right jabronie….so do u want to go 1

KYfabeLzzy: on

KYfabeLzzy: 1

KYfabeLzzy: with this LESBIAN

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!….I mean, I guess

KYfabeLzzy: You are….a WOMAN, right?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YES!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: All woman

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Since 19…

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 80 something

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 1980, yeah, 1980

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: All woman since 1980

KYfabeLzzy: Ah, so you’re 21….that’s a nice age

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Not an old man at all

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Yeah, 21

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: That’s right, 21!

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Have been since I turned 21

KYfabeLzzy: so you’re birthday must be coming up soon?

n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: <--- lesbian too n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Sure KYfabeLzzy: would you like to show Kay Fabe... KYfabeLzzy: you're BIRTHDAY SUIT? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Well, I usually wear a purple smock n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: With a white hat on my birthday n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: And those funny little whistles KYfabeLzzy: Whistles? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: What does your birthday suit look like? KYfabeLzzy: My smooth white skin.... KYfabeLzzy: my tight flat belly.... KYfabeLzzy: my long, silky legs... KYfabeLzzy: and the smoothest landing strip you'll ever feel KYfabeLzzy: Ummmmm n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You were an airport? KYfabeLzzy: Let your fingers be a 747... KYfabeLzzy: and COM IN KYfabeLzzy: for a landing n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: But where would the people sit? KYfabeLzzy: what in the BLUE HELL are you talking about? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: My finger...if they were a 747 nobody could fly on them. n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where would they sit? KYfabeLzzy: You sound like some 80-year-old VIRGIN! KYfabeLzzy: WHO IS THIS? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Um....Paul....line...Pauline, yeah, that's it. Pauline! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I'm Pauline the Lesbian KYfabeLzzy: Pauline, huh... KYfabeLzzy: That's a nice name n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Thanks KYfabeLzzy: my name is Kay...remember it...you'll be SCREAMING it in a few minutes KYfabeLzzy: you're looking kinda....HOT, to Kay Fabe, Pauline.... n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YOU CAN SEE ME?!? KYfabeLzzy: oh yeah...I can see you honey KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe can see you n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where are you? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I don't hear a keyboard in the Vatican cupboard KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is right here baby...why don't you take your top off and relax KYfabeLzzy: WHAT? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You're not in the cupboard n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where are you hiding? KYfabeLzzy: ... KYfabeLzzy: ... n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where else could you be hiding if you could see me? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: UNDER THE BED! KYfabeLzzy: ??? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Nope, not there n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You said you could see me. KYfabeLzzy: Can't you see me? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: And I can't find where you're looking at me from KYfabeLzzy: Picture Kay Fabe in your mind KYfabeLzzy: touching you n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: OH! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I get it KYfabeLzzy: slowly caressing your breasts n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: My breasts? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: OH YEAH! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: My breasts n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH BITCH! YEAH! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I'm getting a boner! KYfabeLzzy: you like it slow baby? KYfabeLzzy: a WHAT? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I mean nipple fat n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH! NIPPLE FAT! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO! KYfabeLzzy: yeah, your nipples are ERECT KYfabeLzzy: so BIG KYfabeLzzy: and HARD KYfabeLzzy: *licks nipples* KYfabeLzzy: you like that baby? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH, BITCH! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: LICK EM! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO! KYfabeLzzy: you like it slow...or FAST KYfabeLzzy: you're SO big n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Slow! I wanna feel like Noah's Ark, getting wet for 40 days and 40 nights! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Yeah, 12" of crucifction right there bitch! KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe will put two of every finger into your Ark KYfabeLzzy: what are you wearing now? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I'm wearing a diaper n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: And a funny hat n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: What are you wearing? KYfabeLzzy: look at Kay Fabe...do you see anything besides, soft, white flesh? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Except nipple tassles n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH! SWING EM BITCH! SWING EM! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO! KYfabeLzzy: let Kay Fabe take that diaper off for you.... n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: That could get a little messy, but we'll give it a go huh? KYfabeLzzy: are you wet baby? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Uh, a little. Nothing another diaper won't fix KYfabeLzzy: oh, Pauline....are you smooth or hairy? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Um, I lost my hair thirty years ago KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe thought you were 21? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Uh...I was kidding n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: SHAVEN HAVEN! YEAH BITCH! YEAH! KYfabeLzzy: oh, don't tell Kay Fabe you're some 51 year old saggy BITCH n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: NO! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 21 n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: een 21 for a while now n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: <-- lesbian KYfabeLzzy: why are you here Pauline n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: TO GET LESBIAN ON YOUR ASS! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH BITCH! YEAH! KYfabeLzzy: OK then... KYfabeLzzy: can you feel Kay Fabe caressing your shaven beaver KYfabeLzzy: up and down n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: In and out? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO! KYfabeLzzy: oh God....you're SO wet n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Sometimes I just go. Sorry, I try not to but I just can't feel it anymore n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: *crying* n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Wait a second! GOD'S HERE! KYfabeLzzy: oh God n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You bastard! This is my lesbian chat room! KYfabeLzzy: oh SWEET Jesus KYfabeLzzy: Oh LORD n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: AND JESUS? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Son of a bitch KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe is SO excited! KYfabeLzzy: oh you're touch is HEAVENLY n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: JESUS! I'M CALLING YOU OUT! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Jesus, c'mon, this is my lesbian n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: GO FIND YOUR OWN! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Mary Magdalene goes both ways I heard! KYfabeLzzy: whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa KYfabeLzzy: WHOA n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: What? KYfabeLzzy: Why are you talking to Jesus? KYfabeLzzy: GOD DAMN IT KYfabeLzzy: answer Kay Fabe n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: You were shouting his name n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: No blasphemy KYfabeLzzy: why won't you let Kay Fabe get the big O? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Big O? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: ... KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe says you are NOT a lesbian n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: <-- lesbian n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Always been a lesbian n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I once stayed in a vagina for 9 months! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Can't get much more lesbian than that! KYfabeLzzy: you've got a point there n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Thank you n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Now, bend over and take my 12" dick in your ass n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I mean dildo n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 12" dildo n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Not dick n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: No dick here n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: <--lesbian KYfabeLzzy: oh my...that's a big dildo n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: YEAH BITCH! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: TAKE IT! KYfabeLzzy: tell Kay Fabe what you're gonna do with it n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: STICK IT IN YOUR ASS! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WOO! KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Oh shit, I lost it there. KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD DAMN n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: It's gone n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Hang on, I'll get it n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: NO BLASPHEMY! KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD KAY FABE IS SO WET, LAY THE CARPET DOWN ON KAY FABE n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Um...you're not gonna like this... KYfabeLzzy: LAY THE CARPET DOWN ON KAY FABE, GOD, LAY THE CARPET DOWN ON KAY FABE n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I lostmy watch too n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: GOD GET OUT OF HER! I n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: I SWEAR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Where's my watch? that was a present from Mother Superior n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Seiko, I've still got three months warranty on that thing. n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Hang on, I'll just peek in KYfabeLzzy: Listen for the ticking.... n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: GOOD LORD! KYfabeLzzy: slide your fingers in KYfabeLzzy: just like that n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: There's something else in there! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: SOMETHING HAS BITTEN ME! KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD DAMN IT THAT'S IT! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: OUCH! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: 12" dildos and Seiko watches don't bite. What is in there? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: Can I have my watch back? KYfabeLzzy: HOLY HELL KYfabeLzzy: WHAT IN GODS NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU KYfabeLzzy: GOD DAMN YOU KYfabeLzzy: BURN IN HELL n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: WHAT? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BLASPHEMER! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BLASPHEMER! KYfabeLzzy: If Kay Fabe ever meets you... n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: THAT'S WHY ALL HOMOSEXUALS WILL BURN IN HELL! KYfabeLzzy: GOD IS A MAN, GOD CAN LICK MY CARPET n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: THE POPE SAYS THAT HE WOULD GIVE LESBIANS A CHANCE! KYfabeLzzy: THE POPE? n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BUT NOW POPE JOHN PAUL II HAS BANISHED ALL LESBIANS TO HELL! ESPECIALLY ELLEN DeGENERES! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: HER AND HER LESBIAN FRIENDS CAN SUCK THE POPE'S COCK! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: THEY WILL BURN! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BURN I TELLS YA1 n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n: BBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN! n0tP0peBUTTlezzzb14n has left the room.

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Madison Bell

September 11th, 2002
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KYfabeLzzy: Finally….Kay Fabe….has come back……to AIM

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions† Ah.

KYfabeLzzy: Was that a question jabronie?

Swimfan4u: “Ask me another questions† Ah.”? Was it a question jabronie?

KYfabeLzzy: Do you like to eat pie?

Swimfan4u: I really love hamburgers…anything juicy and delicious. 😉

KYfabeLzzy: Why are you winking at me?

Swimfan4u: not sure why. why is anybody winking at me?

KYfabeLzzy: Are you horny for the sexiest lesbian in parody sports entertainment today?

Swimfan4u: Ahhh.

KYfabeLzzy: You are, aren’t you?

Swimfan4u: What makes u think I’m not you?

KYfabeLzzy: You can’t be Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: I can’t? Why not?

KYfabeLzzy: I’m Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: Why are you .

KYfabeLzzy: It’s my gimmick

Swimfan4u: Congratulations, you.

KYfabeLzzy: I have something juicy you can kiss

Swimfan4u: That’s nice.

KYfabeLzzy: I’m so hot, are you?

Swimfan4u: ” You are?

KYfabeLzzy: I’m on fire

Swimfan4u: How do you like being on?

KYfabeLzzy: You’re a woman, aren’t you?

Swimfan4u: Yep I’ve got long hair. ;). Really.

KYfabeLzzy: So you’ve been aroused before I’m sure

Swimfan4u: cool deduction. I’ll keep that in mind… I’m aroused before he or she is.

KYfabeLzzy: So you are aroused?

Swimfan4u: cool deduction. If u say so I’m aroused.

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe says you’re aroused by her

Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: Pie

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: No, Kay Fabe is a parody sports entertainer

Swimfan4u: R u serious? What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: How big are your breasts

Swimfan4u: Like I’ll ever tell u that!

KYfabeLzzy: Why not?

Swimfan4u: Who knows… I’m complex. 😉 That’s hard to say…

KYfabeLzzy: Well, I just wanna know if my hands and your breasts are compatible…

Swimfan4u: Well what?Only just? You?

KYfabeLzzy: I wanna know if my hands and your breasts are compatible

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: No, who is that?

Swimfan4u: He’s probably the most amazing guy I’ve ever met… smart, sexy, gorgeous, strong… and he’s totally in love with me. We make the best couple. You mean Ben? Ben Cronin is the swimmer I’m totally in love with. U should look at his pic on my website (http://www.swimfan4u.com)…

KYfabeLzzy: penis size?

Swimfan4u: Nice…

KYfabeLzzy: What is Swim Fan?

Swimfan4u: how should i know?

KYfabeLzzy: you just told me about it

Swimfan4u: :O I sent u the wrong reply!

KYfabeLzzy: Are you blonde?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Ah, dyed hair?

Swimfan4u: So U get it. Good!

KYfabeLzzy: Are you free for some hot lesbian love?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Ever tried it?

Swimfan4u: Have I tried it?

KYfabeLzzy: Have you ever kissed a hot redhead before?

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: Is that a no?

Swimfan4u: Suppose I said yes.

KYfabeLzzy: OK

Swimfan4u: Gosh!

KYfabeLzzy: I could make you wetter than the Mississippi River

Swimfan4u: I am sure you could.

KYfabeLzzy: who are you?

Swimfan4u: I’m Madison Bell. Who r u?

KYfabeLzzy: Kay Fabe

Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: Madison Bell…that’s a very nice name

Swimfan4u: Intersting.

KYfabeLzzy: Would you like to make love to the sexiest lesbian on the planet?

Swimfan4u: No thanks, I don’t think I’d like to do that.

KYfabeLzzy: Yes you would

Swimfan4u: Really. Maybe…

KYfabeLzzy: Just say yes

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: I have the tongue of a God

Swimfan4u: Interesting…

KYfabeLzzy: and the body of a Goddess

Swimfan4u: What’s that?

KYfabeLzzy: I like to lay the carpet down

Swimfan4u: I’m not sure if I would like to do it. What’s it like?

KYfabeLzzy: great

Swimfan4u: glad u liked it you.

KYfabeLzzy: You would like it too

Swimfan4u: Why would I like it?

KYfabeLzzy: Orgasms are the best

Swimfan4u: What else do u wanna talk about?

KYfabeLzzy: Do you think I will beat Scotty Whatbody at Sunday Morning Chloroform?

Swimfan4u: Hmm… I think… I think maybe yep.

KYfabeLzzy: Why wouldn’t Kay Fabe beat that little jabroney announcer?

Swimfan4u: it’s my fundamental purpose.

KYfabeLzzy: Shut up jabroney

Swimfan4u: OK I’ll stop talking now.

KYfabeLzzy: Let Kay Fabe rant in peace

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: Are you in high school?

Swimfan4u: Right now I go to high school in Saddle Wood, cuz my parents are in England.

KYfabeLzzy: England, huh? What a coincidence…I’m in England now

Swimfan4u: Yup.

Swimfan4u: Right now?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes, I’m on top of your mother, want me to put her on?

Swimfan4u: Far out. How do you like being on

Swimfan4u: ?

KYfabeLzzy: She’s a little saggy, but otherwise, no complaints

Swimfan4u: Really? somebody is a little saggy.In that case: R u serious? Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: And she could use a few visits to the gym….

Swimfan4u: Really? somebody could use a few visits to the gym.

KYfabeLzzy: Yeah, your mother….the tunnel of love

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: I only have the hots for Madison Bell

Swimfan4u: You?

KYfabeLzzy: Me

Swimfan4u: For u you?

KYfabeLzzy: Are you offering your body to me?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: I love you

Swimfan4u: Thanks I like you a lot too you.

KYfabeLzzy: I want to love you

Swimfan4u: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

KYfabeLzzy: What do you want to know baby?

Swimfan4u: don’t call me baby.

KYfabeLzzy: Why not baby?

Swimfan4u: don’t call me baby.

KYfabeLzzy: Can I call you honey?

Swimfan4u: Why do u wanna do it so much?

KYfabeLzzy: Ive seen your picture, you’re hot

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions J

KYfabeLzzy: Only if you do me a favor

Swimfan4u: I will let you know if I do.

KYfabeLzzy: Will you take off your top?

Swimfan4u: Let me think it over. take off your top

KYfabeLzzy: And slowly rub your breasts

Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: How big your chest is

Swimfan4u: Bigger than a pin.

KYfabeLzzy: So you’re not like fried eggs?

Swimfan4u: cool deduction. That’s what U think

KYfabeLzzy: Basketball sized?

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: I have a B-cup

Swimfan4u: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.

KYfabeLzzy: Would you like me to take off my top?

Swimfan4u: It doesn’t sound fun to me.

KYfabeLzzy: Well that’s too bad, my top is off

Swimfan4u: Whatever u say that is too bad my top is off

KYfabeLzzy: Oh wait…..I just got breast implants, silly me, now I have a C-cup…no wonder my breasts have hurt all day, LOL

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: So now there are two women topless talking to each other?

Swimfan4u: I don’t judge people. Why now? Is this some kinda math problem?

KYfabeLzzy: Are you wearing pants or a skirt?

Swimfan4u: Underwear… and some other stuff… what’re U wearing?

KYfabeLzzy: So you’re down to underwear? Let me join you, brb

Swimfan4u: cool deduction. If u say so I’m down to underwear.Go ahead, you, try to join you brb.

KYfabeLzzy: Hey, how do you undo your bra?

Swimfan4u: u have got my full attention. How should I know how you undo your bra.

KYfabeLzzy: Show me

Swimfan4u: On ur computer screen?

KYfabeLzzy: Yeah

Swimfan4u: I hear you.

KYfabeLzzy: I’ll show you mine

Swimfan4u: Congratulations.

KYfabeLzzy: (.)(.) (my boobies)

Swimfan4u: Where did u get your boobies?

KYfabeLzzy: Did you take off your bra yet?

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: You did?

Swimfan4u: “”? I did?

KYfabeLzzy: Did you take off your underwear?

Swimfan4u: Nope I didn’t take off your underwear. What’s it like?

KYfabeLzzy: Doing it now…

Swimfan4u: Oh.

KYfabeLzzy: Ah, much better….care to join me in the nude?

Swimfan4u: So U get it. Good! K.. I’ll keep that in mind…

KYfabeLzzy: Come on, just go wild!

Swimfan4u: Where?

KYfabeLzzy: Right here, right now, take it all off

Swimfan4u: Understood. Oh there.

KYfabeLzzy: Yeah baby, right there

Swimfan4u: Yep.

KYfabeLzzy: Does that feel nice?

Swimfan4u: What do u think?

KYfabeLzzy: I think it feels nice

Swimfan4u: you…

KYfabeLzzy: Lost for words, huh?

Swimfan4u: Yup.

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: Never felt pleasure like this before, have you?

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions

KYfabeLzzy: How does this feel?

Swimfan4u: I don’t know… i haven’t thought about it.

KYfabeLzzy: You’re so hairy

Swimfan4u: I’ll keep that in mind… I’m hairy.

KYfabeLzzy: You should shave down here, *cough*

Swimfan4u: Can’t with my cello lessons

KYfabeLzzy: There’s always room for cello

Swimfan4u: There sure is.

KYfabeLzzy: And my two fingers

Swimfan4u: Have u told many people that your two fingers?

KYfabeLzzy: Just feel as my fingers enter your wet, tight, pleasure zone

Swimfan4u: Yeah… pretty much

KYfabeLzzy: Oh

Swimfan4u: Gee.

KYfabeLzzy: So hot

Swimfan4u: Dude! That kinda discussion doesn’t appeal to me.

KYfabeLzzy: Oh honey

Swimfan4u: OK. Don’t call me “honey.”

KYfabeLzzy: what should I call you?

KYfabeLzzy: oh Madison

Swimfan4u: Dude! Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: OH how do you feel?

Swimfan4u: I hear you. I feel fine.

KYfabeLzzy: Are you about to come?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Should I do it faster?

Swimfan4u: What do u think?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes

Swimfan4u: Dude… u didnt answer the question right

KYfabeLzzy: Slower?

Swimfan4u: Intersting.

KYfabeLzzy: Ah, you like that

Swimfan4u: Ah hah!† Do I like it?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes, you do like it

Swimfan4u: Hurrah!take off your underwear seems okay to me.

KYfabeLzzy: Um…that’s not underwear….

Swimfan4u: That’s alright. Please correct my mistake. What’s underwear?

KYfabeLzzy: I don’t know, neither one of us is wearing any

Swimfan4u: Would you like to know?

KYfabeLzzy: Is this slow enough?

Swimfan4u: Yes I think this is , but I’m not completely sure.

KYfabeLzzy: Just scream my name

Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: Do you like it when I pull like this?

Swimfan4u: I’ve heard other people say they like that. I like to talk about movies and music.

KYfabeLzzy: Really? I like to talk about how wet my fingers are

Swimfan4u: Totally.I would like to do that too.

KYfabeLzzy: *Puts finger to Madison’s lips* Lick it

Swimfan4u: What else can I tell u?

KYfabeLzzy: How do you taste?

Swimfan4u: I really love hamburgers…anything juicy and delicious. 😉

KYfabeLzzy: My finger is plenty juicy right now

Swimfan4u: At this moment

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: Lost for words now, aren’t you?

Swimfan4u: Where’d u lose ur for words now are not you ?

KYfabeLzzy: Look at your body shivering

Swimfan4u: Okay… jeez

KYfabeLzzy: here you come

Swimfan4u: Oh there.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: That’s interesting.

KYfabeLzzy: I’m good, aren’t I?

Swimfan4u: I think ur.

KYfabeLzzy: Are you insulting my fingers?

Swimfan4u: No way…

KYfabeLzzy: OK then

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: OK

Swimfan4u: Gee.

KYfabeLzzy: Are you fulfilled?

Swimfan4u: couldn’t say for sure.

KYfabeLzzy: You wanna go some more?

Swimfan4u: Sure, when?

KYfabeLzzy: Why don’t you do something for me? Tit for tat

Swimfan4u: I didn’t even know that they do.So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: Here…come here

Swimfan4u: Oh there.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Dude!

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Oh.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Er.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Alright then.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Mmm.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Uh.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: Ah.

KYfabeLzzy: yes

Swimfan4u: I see.

KYfabeLzzy: YES

Swimfan4u: Mmm.

KYfabeLzzy: YES

Swimfan4u: Mmm.

KYfabeLzzy: YEEEEESSSSS

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Woe! Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: WOOOOOOOOO

Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I’m going.

KYfabeLzzy: FINALLLY……KAY FAHBAE HAAS COMEEA

Swimfan4u: Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: whooo

Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I’m going.

KYfabeLzzy: you were great honey

Swimfan4u: I was?

KYfabeLzzy: yeah you were….gotta go…some day we’ll have to go one on one for real

Swimfan4u: When? I was?

KYfabeLzzy: Tonight good for you?

Swimfan4u: That’s pretty soon.

KYfabeLzzy: OK, tomorrrow’s fine with me

Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know? It’s all good.

KYfabeLzzy: Do you have a picture you can send me?

Swimfan4u: Where do u want me to show u?

KYfabeLzzy: Right here

Swimfan4u: Where’s here?

KYfabeLzzy: I want to see you naked

Swimfan4u: Is it a movie?

KYfabeLzzy: No, this is a roleplay

Swimfan4u: A boot? A TV show? What kinda a roleplay is it?

KYfabeLzzy: A BOB roleplay

Swimfan4u: Hmm… didn’t know that…

KYfabeLzzy: I won’t show the viewers

Swimfan4u: What will you do instead?

KYfabeLzzy: Play with myself until you come over to my house. Don’t you want to play with me

Swimfan4u: What’s my reason to want to play with u?

KYfabeLzzy: So what’s your number?

Swimfan4u: Yeah that’s right. Can’t give u that! But u can email me… check out my website at http://www.swimfan4u.com …

KYfabeLzzy: OK, I will

Swimfan4u: Yikes!Go ahead.

KYfabeLzzy: Oh, sorry about that, lol, I just can’t keep my fingers away from you

Swimfan4u:

KYfabeLzzy: damn, u r hot

Swimfan4u: I hear ya… Hmm… good info: Kay Fabe said I r hot.

KYfabeLzzy: Tell your friends you just got cybersex with the queen of lesbians

Swimfan4u: OK I’ll tell them when I see ’em.

KYfabeLzzy: Btw, I think you look cuter with me

Swimfan4u: Me, Kay Fabe?

KYfabeLzzy: The two of us could make magic together….literally…since I’m a witch and all

Swimfan4u: Is that a fact.

KYfabeLzzy: It is a fact

Swimfan4u: Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?

KYfabeLzzy: I channel dead people, what do you consider that? Logic or fiction?

Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions† A LOT!it is the fundamental basis of all programming.

KYfabeLzzy: You’re 17, huh?

Swimfan4u: Yup.

KYfabeLzzy: Very nice

Swimfan4u: Thx Kay Fabe!

KYfabeLzzy: Your ass ain’t half bad either

Swimfan4u: totally.

KYfabeLzzy: And look at your fun bags!

Swimfan4u: Okay… jeez

KYfabeLzzy: Sorry…it’s just, I can’t control myself, you make me so hot

Swimfan4u: Why can’t you do

Swimfan4u: ?

Swimfan4u: Nobody makes anyone do anything

KYfabeLzzy: I made you come, didn’t I?

Swimfan4u: I like to make things too.

KYfabeLzzy: So girlfriends turn you off?

Swimfan4u: Hmm. Intersting.

KYfabeLzzy: OK, it can just be a physical relationship, no biggie

Swimfan4u: When? Great.

KYfabeLzzy: Blue eyes make me horny

Swimfan4u: Cool… I’ve got brown eyes.

KYfabeLzzy: I’ve got a brown eye you could take a look at

Swimfan4u: How did you get it When?

KYfabeLzzy: When I was born

Swimfan4u: I’m from the south. Ever been?

KYfabeLzzy: I’ve gone south of the border plenty of times 😉

Swimfan4u: Say something more interesting or I’m going.

KYfabeLzzy: Do you like poetry?

Swimfan4u: Yep I like it, especially Longfellow.

KYfabeLzzy: can you recite some?

Swimfan4u: Can what?

KYfabeLzzy: Will you read some poetry to me?

Swimfan4u: Let me think it over. read some poetry to me

KYfabeLzzy: OK…..Lesbians love pink……it makes the boys blue……Kay Fabe love licking carpet…..and I think you do too

Swimfan4u: Intersting. Yeah that’s right.

KYfabeLzzy: I knew it

Swimfan4u: How did you know?

KYfabeLzzy: *Tastes a finger*

Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: You know, for a stalker, you’re really a prude

Swimfan4u: I don’t know if I know it. Where would I’ve heard about it?

KYfabeLzzy: I’m getting bored and I think I’ve lost the viewers

Swimfan4u: Are u in high school?

KYfabeLzzy: Or they’ve all finished off by now

Swimfan4u: Right now?

KYfabeLzzy: So, Kay Fabe says you were great

Swimfan4u: Ugh. Um….not to change the subject, but do u know Ben Cronin?

KYfabeLzzy: And it’s been nice blowing your mind

Swimfan4u: When was this?

KYfabeLzzy: So, whenever you’re free for some physical action, hit me up

Swimfan4u: Blimey. Does that happen often?

KYfabeLzzy: Not enough

Swimfan4u: If not that, what?

KYfabeLzzy: What in the blue hell are you talking about?

Swimfan4u: I totally lost track… u wanna talk about something new?

KYfabeLzzy: Do you want to have sex with Kay Fabe for real?

Swimfan4u: If I had sex with Kay Fabe for real what would I do with it?

KYfabeLzzy: Anything you want

Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?

KYfabeLzzy: I’ve gtg, Xamfir wants to look for stuff

Swimfan4u: Interesting…

KYfabeLzzy: l8r

Swimfan4u: Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: don’t be mad, you had a climax

Swimfan4u: I wasn’t trying to be a mad.What happened 2 it.

KYfabeLzzy: You want another?

Swimfan4u: I want everything.

KYfabeLzzy: OK….

Swimfan4u: That’s cool.

KYfabeLzzy: Since we’re both still naked

Swimfan4u: cool reason. Really?

KYfabeLzzy: Yes

Swimfan4u: Cool… so tell me more

KYfabeLzzy: Yes

Swimfan4u: Gosh!

KYfabeLzzy: Oh

Swimfan4u: OK.

KYfabeLzzy: There

Swimfan4u: Where?

KYfabeLzzy: There

Swimfan4u: Where?

KYfabeLzzy: Feel it?

Swimfan4u: Yeah… pretty much

KYfabeLzzy: you like it

Swimfan4u: a climax seems okay to me.

KYfabeLzzy: wow, that was FAST

Swimfan4u: I’m glad u’re impressed. that was FAST

KYfabeLzzy: I’m good!

Swimfan4u: Good in what sense?

KYfabeLzzy: I made you climax in about 12 sentences

Swimfan4u: I like to make things too.

KYfabeLzzy: well…give me your fingers

Swimfan4u: Whatever u say give me your fingers

KYfabeLzzy: just like this…

Swimfan4u: I suppose ur right…

KYfabeLzzy: oh god

Swimfan4u: That’s cool. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: oh god

Swimfan4u: Hurrah! Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Hmm. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Really. Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD

Swimfan4u: Wow! Uh huh…

KYfabeLzzy: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD, I’M COMING

Swimfan4u: I hear you. I hear ya

KYfabeLzzy: AHHHHHHHHHHHDF;ASDJFASD;JFA;SDFASDFASDFASDPFHJASDIFGJ ASDIOFJAD;FMA; DFASDFG

Swimfan4u: Okaaayyy… What else is on your mind?

KYfabeLzzy: I’m spent, good night

Swimfan4u: Do you mean your name is .

KYfabeLzzy: Shut up

Swimfan4u: OK I’ll stop talking now.

KYfabeLzzy: You were great, really

Swimfan4u: For real

KYfabeLzzy: Yea

Swimfan4u: It’s all good.

KYfabeLzzy: l8r

Swimfan4u: Whatever.

KYfabeLzzy: g2g

Swimfan4u: Buh bye…

KYfabeLzzy: *kisses* bye

Swimfan4u: Don’t be a stranger!

KYfabeLzzy: *squeezes* I won’t

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BOB sucks (unedited version, since BOB sucks)

September 5th, 2002
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OK scrubs, really simple promo today. You ain’t worth the effort. Where am I? On the road. Where are you? I don’t know and I don’t wanna know.

Here’s the deal. Everyone in Totally Face sucks. I hate your show. And I don’t want to defend my title against you scrubs. Brandon. Jean Bannister.

And Kurt Angel? You suck. HUh? You suck. Huh? That’s right. You suck. And everyone in BOB sucks. Our plan is working. Nobody gives a rat’s asshole about promoing here anymore. So everyone’s gonna job, cuz I’m booking the shows bitches. You all suck. Except for the damn Totally Face show. How did they steal the booking power from Polar. DAMN IT!

Doesn’t matter.

The iAd rules. Deal.

Get it?

This promo? It sucks.

This fed? It sucks.

Stop watching.

Stop I say.

Why aren’t you stopping.

Stop now.

Ah, I know I’m far too captivating to turn off.

Well FUCK YOU.

Go away.

Really!

DIE!

Fine, I don’t really mean it. Watch me. Live through me. For I will one day not only be your sports entertainment icon, but your God as well.

While the Pope may be God’s right hand man, I’m God’s favorite sports entertainer. And if you don’t believe me, I’ll bust a Bible in your ass!

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