We are taking over….you know the drill…
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The iAd would like to congratulate Trey Vincent on his winning of the Hardcore Title in March Mayhem.
Merry sports entertainment to all you BOB idiots.
This is step one.
Soon, we will run this place until we run it out of business.
Think we’re kidding?
We don’t care what you think.
All we know is Trey Vincent has a shot at winning the BOB World Title.
And he doesn’t even have a contract here!
You are SO screwed.
You’ll have to bow down to the sports entertainment icon and realize he is the real deal, the main event player wherever he be at.
With Seth Harker and Steve Studnuts, BOB is gonna get its flabby ass kicked.
We are taking over.
And nobody in the iAd is gonna play by the rules. Think any of us are gonna do promos here?
Hell no.
Think people are going to earn shots against us? Hell no. We keep titles in the family. If it ain’t Trey, it’ll be Seth or Studs holding all the gold.
We are the glass ceiling.
And you are all minimum wage bitches and foreigners to us.
In case you don’t get it, we’re not joking around.
We’re not like you.
We are serious.
We are hardcore.
We are extreme.
We are egomaniacs.
We are sports entertainment.
We are taking over.
You know the drill.
Until we run this place….
Piss out.