Digin a grave
[Urine is standing in front of a grave with a shovel. Hes digin in the dirt. He digs and throes. Digs and throes it in a pyle. Urine, the gr8 1 is real strong. NEthing he wants to do he can do and he will do. Just like now how hes diginup a grave up real good.]
U: Hey, looks whos grave im digin up 2nite. Look at the gravestone. XXXTreme Slut Bitch. Yep its XXXTereme aMachineas ded mom! Gess what Im gonna do to her. XM u r just jelous that I have less talent then u. Ur the past, im the furutre of jobbing. Ur just not xtreme enuff no more.
[Suddenly, Death arrives.]
U: Death? What da fuk u doin hear?
Death: I can go anywhere I want to. Are you telling me I can’t go to a graveyard? This is like my second home smelly boy.
U: Fuk u. Shut da fuk up bitch.
Death: If I wasn’t so pissed about the OWTTM rankings, I’d kill you. Instead, if my team loses, I’ll kill all of them. So you best expect some upsets.
U: Yeh, all I no is i get to pee on Sarah in round 1!
Death: Why are you yelling about Xxxtreme Machine then?
U: Cuz hes my bitch, bitch. Lik hes the onle 1 that can spell bad in BOb. Fuk that shit man. I can b worse than xm if i wana b. C?
Death: Your promos are becoming a joke, you know that, right?
U: Fuk off. U suk. Go kill sumbody so I can steel there body and pee on it.
Death: Is this entertainment.
U: Entertainment or Death? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
U: Shut up, u all suk. I fuked ur momma up the ass!
Death: Who are you talking to?
U: The house show crowd bitch. Pay atention.
[Urine starts shoveling agan.]
U: Run to the forest, Death! Run to the forest!
Death: Whatever.
{Death winds up and hits Urine in the back of a head with a scythe, knocking Urine out.]
Death: I’m not part of the Uri-nation. And you ain’t gonna ever pee on Death.