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Digin a grave

March 13th, 2002

[Urine is standing in front of a grave with a shovel. Hes digin in the dirt. He digs and throes. Digs and throes it in a pyle. Urine, the gr8 1 is real strong. NEthing he wants to do he can do and he will do. Just like now how hes diginup a grave up real good.]

U: Hey, looks whos grave im digin up 2nite. Look at the gravestone. XXXTreme Slut Bitch. Yep its XXXTereme aMachineas ded mom! Gess what Im gonna do to her. XM u r just jelous that I have less talent then u. Ur the past, im the furutre of jobbing. Ur just not xtreme enuff no more.

[Suddenly, Death arrives.]

U: Death? What da fuk u doin hear?

Death: I can go anywhere I want to. Are you telling me I can’t go to a graveyard? This is like my second home smelly boy.

U: Fuk u. Shut da fuk up bitch.

Death: If I wasn’t so pissed about the OWTTM rankings, I’d kill you. Instead, if my team loses, I’ll kill all of them. So you best expect some upsets.

U: Yeh, all I no is i get to pee on Sarah in round 1!

Death: Why are you yelling about Xxxtreme Machine then?

U: Cuz hes my bitch, bitch. Lik hes the onle 1 that can spell bad in BOb. Fuk that shit man. I can b worse than xm if i wana b. C?

Death: Your promos are becoming a joke, you know that, right?

U: Fuk off. U suk. Go kill sumbody so I can steel there body and pee on it.

Death: Is this entertainment.

U: Entertainment or Death? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

U: Shut up, u all suk. I fuked ur momma up the ass!

Death: Who are you talking to?

U: The house show crowd bitch. Pay atention.

[Urine starts shoveling agan.]

U: Run to the forest, Death! Run to the forest!

Death: Whatever.

{Death winds up and hits Urine in the back of a head with a scythe, knocking Urine out.]

Death: I’m not part of the Uri-nation. And you ain’t gonna ever pee on Death.

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