Motivational speech
Sarah is in the lockerroom of Kansas. The college basketball team. The group of men who will represent her in the BOB tournament. The men who hold her fate in their hands, arms and legs, her shot at the OWTTM. Life is so unfair sometimes, she is no doubt thinking to herself. She’s wearing a white Kansas Jayhawks jersey with a pair of tight white shorts.
“OK guys. You are in the big basketball tournament, sure. That’s great and all, but you all better realize there is something far more important than college basketball. BOB.”
The guys look at each other, confused.
“The company I wrestle for. Brawlers On a Budget. By some evil booker’s design, you represent me in the tourney. So our fates are linked. If I succeed, you succeed, if I succeed, you succeed. So we’ve got two choices here. One, we can bribe somebody. Or two, you boys can play your hearts out every night, also winning every night, and you’ll get a huge treat at the victory party.”
She looks around at all the players.
“Let’s face it, I’m a hottie. There is not one guy in this room who wouldn’t want to see me naked. I will make that dream come true for all of you. But for the MVP. If you even have one, since I don’t follow this sport at all. But for the MVP, after everyone sees me naked, I will give the MVP treatment in the bedroom.”
There is a reaction of excitement mixed with disbelief from the boys. Someone loudly says he’d be all up into that action.
“So yeah, fight for national recognition, that’s all good and stuff. But if you want a real prize, you’re looking at it.”
The boys roar and jump up and down.
“Now go out there and practice!”
The start to run out of the room.
“Be safe!”
The boys file out to practice on the court, leaving Sarah alone. She smiles. Then she looks at the camera.
“What? I’m a golddigger, I guess. But I love my Swiss Army Title. I want to OWTTM too! I deserve it. Anyone as pretty as me should have pretty gold things. Well, all I can say is go TEAM!”